02x53 - Orko's Return

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The most powerful man in the universe, He-Man, holds up his sword to Skeletor saving the planet from evil forces.
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02x53 - Orko's Return

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♪ He-Man!

And the Masters of the Universe!

I am Adam, prince of Eternia

and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me

the day I held aloft my magic sword and said,

"By the power of Grayskull!"

♪ He-Man!

"I have the power!"

[roaring]

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat,

and I became He-Man,

the most powerful man in the universe!

Only three others share this secret:

our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Grayskull

from the evil forces of Skeletor.

♪ He-Man!

[laser blasts]

[chuckles]

Good. Good.

Now for the seeds.

There. That does it.

[grunts]

Ah, it'll be bigger than Snake Mountain.

Good. It's about time we went into business for ourselves.

Yeah, and now it's time to show King Randor

who's boss. [chuckles]

[rumbling]

Aha!

Begging your indulgence, Your Majesties.

Ta-da!

Thank you, thank you!

Wiggle, waggle... What?

[applause]

[laughing]

[Orko] Hey, I can't move!

Let me out of here.

[chuckling] He'll be safe there

until King Randor gives us what we want.

Uh, yeah! Perfect.

This is turning out to be a really rotten day.

♪ He-Man!

It's a Polti communicator ball.

Beast Man! Trap Jaw!

What is the meaning of this?

Uh, Mr. Beast Man to you, Randor.

Yeah, and from now on, it's Mr. Trap Jaw, see?

-Orko! -[Trap Jaw] You want to see your friend go free,

you'll do just as we say.

You're gonna pay us a ransom, Randor.

All the photanium in Eternia:

That is our price.

All the photanium?

Impossible. We would be left defenseless.

Uh, too bad.

You just get it ready.

We'll call again to, uh...

[chuckles] arrange delivery.

[evil laughter]

Yeah, all the photanium in Eternia.

With that, we can take over the kingdom easy.

Yeah, and now Orko's gonna be our sl*ve.

He'll give us anything we want.

Hey, what's happening?

By the power of the Amber Crystal of Millarca,

little wizard, you may henceforth use your magic

only to serve the exact commands and wishes

of Mr. Beast Man

and Mr. Trap Jaw.

Phew! Enough of your nonsense, fuzz-ball.

Delacar, delarad, delavi.

Away from here, let me be!

What happened?

[laughing]

What happened is you tried to use your magic for yourself

and not for what we told you.

That's right. Anytime you do that,

pow!

Back into the wall you go.

♪ He-Man!

Negative. Nothing so far.

But we're searching everywhere.

I wish I was searching with you.

Now, Teela, your duty is to

remain at your post and protect the palace.

I know. Good luck.

Thanks. I have a feeling we're gonna need it.

I can only use my magic to do exactly what you say, huh?

That's right. Exactly.

Okay so what exactly do you want me to do, master?

First things first.

We need some food, sl*ve.

Yeah. Conjure up a table

and some food for us.

No, no. A real feast-- that's what we want.

Yeah. Lots of Trollan gooble.

Roast gooble. [chuckles] that's the best.

[sighs]

Oh, boy! Let's eat!

Good work sl*ve.

Only now, you're gonna have to use your magic

to keep us from getting fat.

As you command.

Beagle, bagel, buckle, blat.

See to it my masters can never get fat.

Hey, wha-what--

Huh? It's gone!

Well, you told me not to let you get fat,

so I took the food away,

as you commanded... [chuckles] my masters.

[Trap Jaw] Oh, no!

[Orko laughing]

Trak, what is it?

I don't know what it is, Adam,

but according to the computer,

Orko is in there somewhere.

I wonder what this place is.

I'm still hungry.

That's because we didn't eat anything.

Oh. Hey, someone's coming.

Don't worry. We'll give them a taste

of the Amber Crystal. [chuckles]

Don't say "“taste."” It reminds me of food.

♪ He-Man!

[groans]

Energy bolts!

By the power of Grayskull!

♪ He-Man!

♪ He-Man!

♪ He-Man!

I have the power!

Let me give you a hand, Duncan.

-He-Man, those rocks. -Right.

Now!

Welcome to the Amber Fortress.

[chuckles]

Fools. [chuckles]

We'll never make it past those energy bolts.

I think we'd better consult the Sorceress, He-Man.

That's the best idea I've heard all day.

[evil laughter]

[He-Man] I'm warning you, if any harm comes to Orko...

You're in no position to warn anybody.

But no harm will come to your little friend.

Now, tell Randor that we are waiting,

and we're getting very impatient.

I recognize that amulet.

It's the Amber Crystal of Millarca.

It was the most powerful w*apon of the ancient Polti.

The Polti?

A race of insectoid beings. Very warlike in olden times.

But now they're a peaceful race. They don't like fighting.

Good for them, but how do we

get into that fortress and rescue Orko?

I'm afraid it's impossible.

Beast Man and Trap Jaw used the amulet's power

to build an invincible stronghold.

Well, maybe the Polti can help.

The Polti won't allow anyone

to use the w*r devices of the ancients.

That is true. The mystery is

how Beast Man and Trap Jaw

got the amulet from them in the first place.

Only the Polti can answer that.

We'll ask them when we get there.

It's a difficult journey to their homeland,

and we're not sure they'll help if we do reach them.

And the Polti themselves may have no way of defeating the amulet.

Then let's go.

♪ He-Man!

So sorry about the food, masters.

I was only trying to do exactly as you asked.

Well, be more careful, understand?

[exclaims] Now, look at my fur.

Ugh! In this damp air,

it's a mess.

So you just conjure up some brushes for me.

No, no, no. I want magical brushes.

You know, brushes that'll keep my fur

neat and groomed all the time,

no matter what. [chuckles]

Well, then that's exactly what you shall have, master.

Magical brushes. Lots and lots of magical brushes.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I'm just so worried about Orko.

I'm worried too.

I never thought I could miss that little trickster so much.

Let's hope the Polti can help us,

for Orko's sake.

[snarling]

Oh! That's enough!

[exclaiming]

Cut it out! Ouch!

Oh! Go away. Leave me alone.

[He-Man] Well, it looks like we've found the Valley of the Polti.

Tractor beam.

[He-Man] Hang on. We're being pulled down.

♪ He-Man!

We are on a mission of mercy. We seek your help.

You have trespassed

into a forbidden zone.

You are our prisoners.

♪ He-Man!

Many have come seeking the super weapons of the ancients,

but our laws forbid us to share that terrible knowledge.

Not even in a just cause, Your Majesty?

We have no way to determine

the justice of your cause, He-Man.

Your request is denied.

It's no use, my friend.

The queen doesn't trust us, and we can't force her to help.

We have learned to trust no one, Eternians.

Only recently,

a wicked sorceress came to us in the guise of a friend.

She stole the most terrible of the ancient devices from us:

the amulet bearing the Amber Crystal of Millarca.

That sounds like Evil-Lyn's work.

Yes. Then Beast Man and Trap Jaw

must've stolen the amulet from her.

Escort the prisoners out of our valley.

If you return again,

you will be imprisoned.

Orko, you got to keep those brushes away.

Keep the brushes away? How?

I don't care how. Just use your magic

to keep them where they can't get to us.

[guffawing]

Exactly as you command, master.

Safe from the brushes you shall be.

Now you're safe from the brushes.

[laughing]

Oh, no!

What did you say to him this time?

Well, the Polti won't help us, so we'll have to...

-[creature squeaking] -Look. Down there.

[squeaking]

Help! Help!

Hold on, Maggie. Please, don't fall.

Hang on, Maggie! Hang on!

All right. Now!

[squeaking]

Okay, little fellow, let's get out of here.

Here. This should do it.

Oh, Maggie, I was so scared!

Thank you, sir.

You are very brave, Eternian.

But you have disobeyed the queen.

You will be punished.

-Right out of the frying pan... -And into the fire.

Well, masters, what magical service

may I perform for you now?

[exclaims] Go away!

We've had enough magic!

Leave us alone. We'll-We'll set you free.

Well, I'm glad you two have learned your lesson.

But if I don't get you out of there, you'll be trapped forever.

Don't!

Now, let me use my magic to...

No! No!

Crystal, do not let him use his magic.

It's sure getting crowded in here.

You have risked imprisonment to save the life of a mere pet.

-Why? -All life is precious, Your Majesty--

a man's, a woman's, a child's,

and yes, even a pet's.

Ah. Well said, Eternian.

Now I believe that your cause is a just one.

I set you and your friend free.

[applauding, squeaking]

Further, I will give you a nullifier

to fight the power of the amulet.

A nullifier?

Will it overcome those energy bolts?

It will turn off the energy bolts

for a very short time--

just long enough for one of you to slip into the fortress

and destroy the amulet.

♪ He-Man!

On your toes, you two. We are getting close.

Be careful, Trak.

this is going to call for some fancy maneuvering.

You two just hang on

and leave the driving to me.

Uh, what have you done now?

Me? You mean me? What have I done?

Aw, cut it out, Orko.

Use your magic to get me out of here.

I keep telling you, if I can't move my hands,

I can't use my magic.

It's working, He-Man, it's working.

but the power will last only a very short time, so hurry.

Hmm.

no doors, no windows, nothing.

Well, hate to bust in on them, but...

[grunts]

Ah! Squid!

Talk about a tight squeeze.

The power supply is almost gone. Time is running out.

[growls] Well, Trap Jaw,

this is another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Me? Why, it seems like it was more you

that got us into this particular mess.

It was your idea to steal the amulet from Evil-Lyn.

Oh, no! I'm gonna be stuck in here

with these two forever?

-[beeping] -Hurry, He-Man, hurry.

[beeping]

He-Man! I've never been so happy to see anybody!

And it's good to see you, my friend.

And it's good to finally get my hands on this thing.

-[beeping] -[Man-At-Arms] Hurry. Hurry!

[groans]

[laughing]

Okay, He-Man,

how long can you hold him?

What? Hold who?

Orko.

How-How-How long?

Just give me ten minutes.

That'll be enough time for me to get across this tar swamp,

zip through the Forgotten Forest,

and cross over the Mystic Mountains and be safe at home.

You mean, you're not gonna take me back

to Snake Mountain with you?

[both] No!

[all laughing]

Hi, kids. I wanted to talk to you for a moment about today's show.

You saw me playing tricks on my enemies,

all sorts of tricks, and it was pretty funny.

But sometimes people try to play tricks on each other for fun.

Well, it isn't. Lots of times,

a trick can scare our friends or even hurt them.

So play it safe and leave the tricks to the pros, like me!

[chuckles]

[theme music plays]
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