- ♪ MTV ♪
[both chuckling]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- [snoring]
- [mumbling]
[hammer pounding]
- Ugh, damn it.
How the hell are we supposed
to sleep with all this noise?
- Eh.
What's it say, Butt-Head?
- Uh,
"We re-serve
the rig-hut to re-fussy..."
- It says,
"We reserve the right
to refuse service to anyone."
- Uh...
- It means employees
can refuse service
to a customer
who violates our policies.
- Uh...
- Huh?
- Like, if a customer creates
an unsafe
or a hostile work environment.
- Whoa, that would be cool.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, unsafe kicks ass.
[chuckles]
- Uh, wait a second.
So we can, like, refuse service
to anyone we want?
- No, only if they
violate our policies
or create an unsafe
or hostile work environment,
- Cool.
[chuckles]
Maybe work
wouldn't suck so much
if it was unsafe and hostile.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, motivation is cool.
[chuckles]
- ♪ Well, good for you,
you look happy and healthy ♪
♪ Not me,
if you ever cared to ask ♪
♪ Good for you ♪
- These cheerleaders don't
seem all that great, you know?
- Yeah, really.
The cheerleaders at our school are better than this,
and half of 'em are pregnant.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, that's cool. [chuckles]
- The coach is like,
"Olivia Rodrigo,
"I've been noticing you've been
half-assing it at practice.
"You're supposed to be
"cheering for the Fighting Dolphins,
not yelling about your boyfriend."
[chuckles]
- "When you wear this uniform, you rep the school.
"Now, if you wanna go burn down
"Your boyfriend's house,
you do it in your street clothes."
[chuckles]
"This is not gonna help us
b*at the Wildcats."
[chuckles]
- ♪ Like a damn sociopath,
I've lost my mind ♪
- Uh, what is that word,
"sociopath"?
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I wonder what it means.
[chuckles]
- That school psychiatrist
said I was one of those.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- But it didn't matter, 'cause I don't care about her at all.
[both chuckle]
Or anyone else, really. [chuckles]
I don't care about others.
[chuckles]
- ♪ Good for you ♪
- You know, I would love
to have a girl
be this mad at me
because that means that I scored with her before,
you know?
- Yeah, no girl will ever be
this pissed off about you, Beavis.
- Yeah, yeah.
No one's ever gonna
burn down my house.
[chuckles]
I guess I'll just have to do it myself.
[chuckles] - You'll die alone.
[both chuckle] - Shut up, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
- Hi,
I want a bacon cheeseburger
with lettuce and tomato,
but extra tomato,
and a vanilla shake,
and a large half-fries,
half-onion rings.
- Uh, I refuse.
[chuckles]
- What?
Why?
- You're, like,
creating a work environment.
[chuckles]
- But you work here.
Isn't this your job?
- You just did it again,
dumbass.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, we'll have
three regular hamburgers.
- Uh-huh. - No ketchup on one of them.
- [chuckles]
Ketchup sucks.
- And we'll take two orders of fries.
- Would you like to try
our new Macho Hot Fries
for $ more?
- Sounds good.
- [chuckles]
- You got all that?
- No.
- What do you mean, "No"?
- I refuse. [chuckles]
I'm not gonna make it,
'cause you're, like, violating our policies.
- How exactly am I
violating your policies?
- Um, what's the policy again?
[chuckles]
- Would you just give us
our food?
- I think it's, like, you're being a butthole or something.
[chuckles]
And, like, you suck.
[chuckles]
Thank you. Drive through.
[chuckles]
We won't be
needing this anymore.
- Can we have
two junior burger meals
with the apple slices?
And I'll have a salad.
- Uh, no, you cannot.
- We know our rights, ma'am.
[chuckles]
- We sure do.
They're on that sign
full of words.
[chuckles]
- Um, Butt-Head,
that's the sign that shows you
how to choke somebody.
[chuckles]
- Okay, I wanna see
the manager right now.
- I refuse.
[both chuckling]
- Ugh.
- Yeah, and don't come back!
[door slams]
Thank you
for choosing Burger World.
[chuckles]
- Hey, guys, we're here, and
today, we've got some new items
to the studio, and I'm super,
super excited about it.
I'm not quite sure
what's in here.
- Oh, this is that video where
he unboxes real human skulls.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, that's messed up.
[chuckles]
- If you're unboxing real human skulls,
you shouldn't start out with,
"Hey, guys,
I'm super, super excited."
[chuckles]
- Yeah, really.
Your start out like--
[cackles]
Like that Crypt Keeper dude, you know?
Like, how he's always making puns, you know?
[chuckles]
"Welcome, boils and ghouls." [chuckles]
- "If you are watching, you just might get a head."
[chuckles]
- "Oh, what have we here?
This is to remind you to stay in skull."
[both chuckle]
Wait a minute. [chuckles]
Wait,
where do they get these skulls?
- Uh, from dead people.
[chuckles]
- Wait a minute, so he--so he's, like,
a serial k*ller or something?
- Yeah. [chuckles]
"Breaking news:
Police have just arrested a man
known as
the dumbass-who-shows-off-
his-skulls-on-YouTube k*ller."
[both chuckle]
"Neighbors said he seems
like a serial k*ller,
and he's got a bunch of skulls
in his apartment."
[chuckles]
- "Neighbors said he would show off his skulls
"and say, 'Meet my new tomb-mate.'"
[cackles]
[both chuckle]
- Yeah. [chuckles]
"Would you like to come into my apartment
and take a whiz
in the bath-tomb?"
[chuckles]
- [chuckles]
He's like... [cackles]
"These skulls give me a bone-r."
[chuckles]
You know, yeah, 'cause the bone
is, like, you know--
skull is, like, a bone,
you know.
[chuckles]
- Uh, yes, I get it, Beavis.
[chuckles] Don't run it into the ground.
[chuckles]
- But I'm getting
grave reviews.
[chuckles]
- I'm going to kick your ass.
Now shut up.
[chuckles]
- You know, yeah, wait a second.
I don't think I get that one.
- This was an old,
old preparation...
- That guy, who the skull
belong to, is like,
"You know, I lived a good life.
"I raised a family, and now this dumbass is playing
with my skull on YouTube."
[chuckles]
- Man, this is really
messed up, Butt-Head.
Think maybe
we should call the police?
- Uh, nah.
[chuckles] It's not my problem.
[chuckles] - Oh, yeah.
[chuckles]
Yeah, it's not my skull. [chuckles]
- I hope you guys enjoy it. Ciao.
- "Ciao.
I'm gonna go chow down
on some human flesh."
[both chuckle]
[cars honking]
- Uh, can I get a double
cheeseburger, large fries,
and a root beer?
- Yes, you can,
but not here.
I refuse.
[chuckles]
- Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
There's a hot chick in line.
Check her out.
[chuckles]
Should I refuse her?
- Whoa, she's creating
a hostile environment
in my pants.
[both chuckle]
- Hey, yeah, really.
It's getting unsafe in there.
[chuckles]
- Let me handle this, Beavis.
[chuckles]
- Um, I guess
I could let you handle it.
But I was kind of hoping
the hot chick would--
[screaming]
I thought you meant--
[crash]
Ahh!
- Stop it.
Don't you ever--
[impacts]
- Ah-ah-oh!
- Get out there.
[chuckles]
- What's this about you guys
refusing to serve people?
- Nothing could be further
from the truth, ma'am.
I'll have Beavis
bring you everything
from our entire menu.
- I am servicing
the right to reserve you.
- Uh, and allow me to provide
you a little entertainment.
[chuckles]
Check this out.
[chuckles]
Uh, you, and, uh,
you over there,
we reserve the right
to refuse you service,
unless you fight.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fight.
[chuckles]
Winner gets to eat, yeah.
[chuckles]
- And the loser
shall be refused.
That is our right,
and we reserve it.
- This is bullshit.
I'm not gonna hurt this guy
for a lousy cheeseburger.
- Yeah, except, you know,
you wouldn't hurt me.
all: Ooh!
- He just said
he can kick your ass.
- You'll be on the floor
in about five seconds.
- Yeah, fight, fight!
- You wanna go?
You wanna go?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Kick his ass.
- Worldstar.
- Hey!
[both chuckling]
- Well, we did it, Beavis.
This place is an unsafe
and hostile work environment.
- Yeah, manager's gonna be
really proud of us, you know?
- It's a good thing
he put up that sign.
[indistinct yelling]
- I guess it's not up anymore.
Oh, there it is.
[chuckles]
Butt-Head, the sign broke.
- Eh, damn it.
Now we have
to serve people again.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, this job sucks.
[police siren wailing]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[both chuckling]
- That statue kicks ass.
- Yeah, yeah.
[both chuckle]
What kind of pants are those?
- They're yoga pants, dumbass.
Everybody knows that.
[chuckles]
- Well, that statue sure looks
good in those yoga pants.
[chuckles]
- It sure does.
[chuckles]
- [chuckles]
Yoga pants.
[chuckles]
Mm.
Um, Butt-Head?
I wonder if I would look sexy
in yoga pants.
[chuckles]
Yeah.
- Everyone looks sexy
in yoga pants.
- Yeah, except for you, Beavis,
'cause you're disgusting.
- No way, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
You heard what she said.
I'm gonna listen to a chick
and not you.
[chuckles]
I'm gonna go get
some yoga pants,
and then I shall score.
[chuckles]
- [slurps]
- You've seen it before,
but not on this scale.
[laughs]
I thought we all needed
cheering up, myself included.
So I know how you love
a little bit of rock cooking.
I thought I'd go OTT with it.
- You know--you know,
Butt-Head, um,
sometimes I worry that
I'll never score, you know?
But, um--
but this guy will never score.
- Yeah, I don't see how he could.
[chuckles]
- Is this the outback or something?
- He's in the outback
'cause his wife kicked him out,
and now he's living out back behind his mom's house.
[chuckles]
- "Mom, can I play breakfast
in the backyard again?"
[both chuckle]
- This guy's survival skill, is it, like, if he runs out
of food, he just goes to his mom's house
and gets a bunch of stuff out of the fridge?
[both chuckle]
- And then he just goes
into the backyard
and cooks it all, yeah.
[chuckles]
On one of those tiles from the roof, yeah.
[chuckles]
- Why didn't he just, like,
get some Froot Loops
or something?
[both chuckle]
This breakfast
is a cry for help.
[both chuckle]
He made a face out of eggs and sausage
'cause he's lonely.
[both chuckle]
- "Let's make some pancake boobs here."
[both chuckle]
- He's like,
"I'm cooking for two
"in case Jennifer comes back.
Has anyone seen her?
No? Well, that means more for me."
[chuckles]
- This is turning out to be a great day
without Jennifer,
and many more to come, yeah.
[chuckles]
" Yeah, my ex-wife likes oranges,
so I guess I'll make her some orange juice.
[chuckles]
- And I'll make it here in her sawed-off leg bone.
[both chuckle]
- That was lovely.
- [chuckles]
Yup, all good things must come to an end,
like this filthy breakfast
and my marriage of months.
[both chuckle]
- Come on, Butt-Head. This is getting too sad.
[chuckles]
- Yeah. [chuckles]
"And now I filled this backpack with rocks,
and I'm just gonna go walk into the ocean."
[both chuckle]
- Yeah.
- "In the next episode, you'll
be seeing an outback funeral."
[both chuckle]
"Let me know if she's there." [chuckles]
"She'll probably cry, and then she'll regret
running off with her college roommate."
- Yeah.
[both chuckle]
She'll be like, "You know,
if I hadn't left him,
"he'd still be alive and
cooking me a filthy breakfast
on a rock."
[both chuckle]
- "And don't forget, if you like this video,
can you please go find my wife?"
[both chuckle]
- Just smash that find-my-wife button.
[both chuckle]
Go get me some yoga pants.
Ooh, yeah.
[chuckles]
- Uh, here you go, Beavis.
[chuckles]
- Um, those look kind of small,
Butt-Head.
- Of course they look small,
dumbass.
That's because they, like,
stretch and stuff so that
they can, like, rearrange
your butt or something.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense, yeah.
[chuckles]
This is gonna be cool.
[chuckles]
- [slurps]
- Okay.
I'll take these off.
Here we go.
[chuckles]
Ah.
Hey, how's it going?
[chuckles]
Hey, Butt-Head,
I'm, like, naked in a place
that, like,
chicks have been naked in.
- Cool.
[chuckles]
- Boing, oing, oing.
- [chuckles]
- Okay, okay.
[chuckles]
- [slurps]
- Put these bad boys on.
[chuckles]
[grunting]
- [slurps]
- [grunting]
About halfway there.
[grunting]
Son of a bitch!
[elastic snaps]
[sighs]
Okay.
[chuckles]
Here we go.
How do I look?
[chuckles]
- Uh, Beavis?
- Pretty sexy.
[chuckles]
- Uh, Beavis?
[chuckles]
- Yeah, I'd tap that.
Yeah--ooh.
[chuckles]
- Uh, Beavis, it looks like
you don't have any nads.
- What?
What're you talking about?
- Or a schlong.
[chuckles]
- No way, Butt-Head.
My schlong is right--
[screams]
No, what happened to my nads?
- [chuckles]
- I know they're in there
'cause these pants
are really making 'em hurt.
- Uh, you better take 'em off
before any chicks see you,
Beavis.
That's embarrassing.
- [grunting]
They won't come off,
Butt-Head.
[grunts]
My wiener's going numb.
[screaming]
- Just get ahold of yourself,
Beavis.
Hold of yourself.
[chuckles]
- I can't get 'em off.
Ahh!
- [grunting] You gotta help me, Butt-Head.
These pants are cutting off
oxygen to my schlong.
- Hmm, we need to find a place
that sells schlong oxygen.
- No, we gotta find something
to get 'em off
before my wiener dies.
Damn it.
[grumbles]
- We just need to,
like, oil 'em up,
and then they'll
just slide right off.
Now just wait over there.
I'll be right back.
[chuckles]
- Care to try our new
olive oils from Tuscany?
- Okay, Beavis,
I got you some oil,
and it has Tuscany in it.
- What's that?
- I don't know,
but it'll grease you up good.
Open up your pants.
[chuckles]
- It's not working, Butt-Head.
- That's 'cause you need
some muscle, dumbass.
Hold on to that thing,
and let a real man do this.
- Uh, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head,
I'm starting to slip.
- Hold on, dumbass.
- I can't.
- Almost got it.
- No, Butt-Head.
No, no, no--oh, no!
Ahh!
[screaming]
- [chuckles]
That was cool.
[chuckles]
- [grunts]
I can't get up, Butt-Head.
Ow, ah.
[grunting]
It just keeps going down.
- Uh, don't worry, Beavis.
I'm gonna go get help.
- Ow.
[grunting]
- Going down.
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
[grunting]
Eh, but really, Butt-Head,
come on.
Ah, ow, ah.
- Uh, excuse me.
We need help and stuff.
- What's the problem?
- Uh, my friend has no nads.
[grunts]
Ah, ow, ah, ow, ah!
- Uh, he says he doesn't know
how to help you, Beavis.
- Damn it.
[grunting]
- Well, I'll see you at home.
- [screams]
- Let me know how it turns out.
[chuckles]
- Okay, see you later.
Damn it.
Ah, ow.
Ah, ow.
[grunting]
Ah!
Damn it.
[snoring]
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
[chuckles]
[snoring]
[coughs]
[snoring]
- Chirp.
09x20 & 09x21 - Refuse Service / Downward Dumbass
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.