05x06 - Cigarettes, Whiskey, a Meadow and You

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05x06 - Cigarettes, Whiskey, a Meadow and You

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[Money for Nothing by Dire Straits] ♪ MTV... ♪

Previously on Yellowstone...

Beth: So you gave your
girlfriend clemency.

John: I commuted her sentence.

She's finishing it out
under house arrest.

You have invited your worst
enemy to sleep in your bed, Dad.

Yeah, Summer. Why don't
you and I take a walk?

[grunts]

Beth: This is my
f*cking house.

You will respect
everybody in it.

What respect to I get?

You get exactly what you give.

[applause]

- My cowboy's back.
- You wanna drink or you wanna dance?

I want both.

The other night was...
it was unprofessional.

If you thought that last
night was unprofessional...

You keep enforcing
the sl*ve rules.

I'm going to teach
you the master rules.

Be gone for a couple days.

Well, can you outfit me too?

Honey, we're on
horseback for two days.

I am not staying in
that dungeon by myself.

Sure you got another ride in ya?

I'll race you up to
the top, Governor.

Yee-ha!

[music]

Rip: Guys in the
back, drop in.

[music]

John: And they wonder
why we fight so hard.

You see what you been missing?

Did anyone think
to pack any vodka?

Beth, just... look
at the horizon.

Yeah, I see it, Dad.
It's very pretty.

- [chuckles] - What, I said it's
pretty. Don't make a thing out of it.

You two drop in here.

I wanna go down a hundred yards

where she can't
ruin this for me.

It's the same view
from the porch.

Just a different angle.

[chuckles]

Honey, you got a mean streak
as big as this damn valley.

Well, it's a woman's job to
give a man perspective, baby.

Oh, is that what that was?

- I do not find this beautiful.
- Mm.

Personally. Okay?

Too big, too much
space to be beautiful.

To comprehend it.

Now, give me a meadow,
and a little lake...

Rip: Mm-hm. A little stream...

no one knows about it but me.

And I have it all to
myself. That I understand.

I don't like to share the
things I find beautiful.

Know what I mean?

Every time I look at you,

I know exactly what you mean.

Rip: Come on.

[music]

[music]

[rattling]

Wait here.

[helicopters whir]

Are those m*llitary?

Yeah.

- What are they doing here?
- Don't know.

Training, maybe.

Why would they be
training there?

Stay in the house.

[music]

[tires screech]

[shouting, clamoring]

Chairman: Mo?

You giving a speech
today, Chairman?

A speech?

This area is closed
for an event.

What event?

Turn your vehicle around
and vacate this area.

I'm a lieutenant for
the Tribal Police

in charge of security
for the Chairman

of the Confederated Nations.

Are you aware of an event?

What event, Mo?

I don't know.

There can't be any planned
event on Broken Rock land

without the approval of
the Chairman's office.

[indistinct radio chatter]

We got the tribal police
head of security here

saying they weren't
aware of today's event.

Male Supervisor: Tell 'em to
stand by. We'll be there soon.

My supervisor's on his way.

You can pull the car
over here to the side

if you want to wait.

[chatter]

[dogs barking]

[g*nsh*t]

- Hey!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey! Stop!

Stray dogs are a security risk.

They're not strays. They just
wandered from their home.

That's a stray.

Mo: I need to come
and get you, Chairman.

But I'm scared to leave.

They're sh**ting all
the dogs in town.

I'll drive myself.

I'll send squad
cars to meet you.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.Stand down

Stand down!

Those are people's dogs.

Stop sh**ting them.

They're pets!

Our orders mandate
that any stray animal

be removed or neutralized.

Then call the animal control!

- Do you have one?
- Of course we have one.

- How far away?
- An hour, maybe.

Well, go ahead and call it.

What's this event?

I have no idea.

Then what are you doing here?

Gee, I don't know.

You got four m*llitary
helicopters in the air above you

and secret service
agents blocking the road.

What the f*ck do you
think I'm doing here?

Chairman: What's happening, Mo?

Chairman, I think the
President's coming here.

The president of what?

The United States.

[music]

Sarah: Mmm.

What is that look for?

Trying to figure out
what you're doing here.

You've made that pretty clear.

[laughs]

I mean, the coincidence
that M.E.'s outside council

keeps finding her way to
the bed of the opposition.

[sigh]

When you insinuate that
I'm here for any reason

other than I want to be here,

you're insinuating
that I would use sex

to achieve a particular
goal within my profession.

Which is to say that I'm being
paid to have sex with you.

Which is to call me a whore.

Is that what you're doing? Are
you calling me a whore, Jamie?

No, of course not.

Look, I got a...

pretty good bead on
my appeal as a man,

and it doesn't add up to you.

This is so f*cking
childish. [laughs]

Are you so insecure that
the only explanation for me

wanting to have sex with you
is anything other than me

just wanting to?

I mean what could I possibly see
in a six foot-tall

Harvard Law graduate holding
the second most powerful

public office in the state, hm?

And if you're so sure I have
all of these ulterior motives

then why the hell would
you bring me to your house?

Have you looked in
a mirror lately?

Let me ask you this:

Why aren't you Governor?

You clearly have
the skill for it.

You orchestrated the lease
and the build in a manner

that you unraveled
leaving no legal recourse

for the company you
so completely f*cked,

it's likely to be bought by
another company within a year.

Your father won on the slogan
"Progress Stops With Me"...

[both laughing]

Are there that many pissed
off old white men in Montana?

Apparently.

Here's my ulterior
motive. You wanna hear it?

Get you elected Governor.

Reinstate our lease and
push through our project

with a contract that you
cannot weasel out of,

and save this state from its
policy of hiding its head

in the sand hoping that the rest
of the world will just walk by.

It wasn't my motive until...

Until I found myself
naked in your house

arguing about why I'm
naked in your house.

[laughs]

I'm going to go take a
shower before I leave.

I gotta get to the
office and try to sell

a hundred metric tons
of f*cking concrete

for thirty cents on the dollar.

[door opens]

I'm gonna be late
for the office, too.

I'll be out in a minute.

We try to conserve water
in this state. [laughs]

I do not have to f*ck you

to give you money
for your campaign.

I'm here because
I want to be here.

Help me win Governor and
I'll give you your airport.

Help me put the brakes
on the fire sale.

Four years is a long
time. It's too long.

[moans]

Lets find a way
to make it sooner.

Okay.

[music]

[moans]

[music]

Mm.

[chuckles]

[music]

This looks like quite the feast.

Gator: There'll be a few hundred
people here this time tomorrow.

- For the branding?
- Yeah.

We haven't met.

We sort of met.

I was thinking about
going for a hike.

Can you point me in a direction?

Not from around here.

Why do you say that?

If you were from around here,

you would've asked
if you could help.

Need help?

These potatoes don't
peel themselves.

Did you put anything
on that cut?

Mm-mm.

It's okay.

Ow, ow.

Yeah, I bet.

She caught me pretty good.

Beth is not first
on my list to fight.

She's got daddy issues
she has to work through.

You know, I really
overturned the apple cart

when it comes to this family.

I'm sure John Dutton had
some little blonde daughter

of a landowner all picked out,

and then I married
the ranch's heir

and now the heir doesn't
want the ranch anymore.

One could argue
she should hate me.

But she has defended
me over and over...

because she knows
I love her brother,

and I'm no thr*at to this place.

She sure thinks you are.

That's pretty clear.

Are you?

I don't know.

I'm not really sure what
this place represents.

It doesn't represent anything.

It just is.

I mean, it looks the same
it did a century ago.

The same it did a
thousand years ago.

What does Bozeman represent?
That's the question.

And Portland and Phoenix,

and Los Angeles,
for that matter.

Every city represents
something different.

No, they don't. They
say the same thing.

[sigh]

Every summer there's fire and
every winter there's blizzards.

One cleanses the forest
and one protects it,

then feeds its
rivers in the spring,

which feeds the valley.

But those two same things
happen in the city,

and they're devastating.

Because cities are the
opposite of nature.

They defy it.

Which is why they
always crumble.

These mountains have been
around for eighty million years

and they'll be around
for millions more.

Name the city that
will stand that long.

Hey, and you think you're
the environmentalist.

Everywhere I go, I get
a lecture in this place.

Now you know what it feels like.

[music]

[peeling]

[music]

Where's the cattle?

They only hide in the pines

when they're hiding
from the sun.

Sun ain't quite hot enough yet.

They're never far from water and
they're never far from grass.

There's cattle.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Tate: Yeah.

We're just gonna
walk at 'em, okay?

Just walk right up to them.

If you run at them,
they're gonna run down

that hill and then
the chase is on.

There'll be plenty
of chase soon enough.

I mean, I'm ready
to chase right now.

Yeah. I can see that.

Let's go.

[clicking tongues]

[music]

Hey, hey, hey.

[cattle lowing]

[music]

Hah, hah, hah, hah!
Hut, hut, hut, hut.

Tch-tch-tch...

Hut!

Tch-tch-tch-tch... Hut, hut!

[music]

I'm gonna let 'em graze here.

I'll send some of the
boys across the creek.

And you'll settle in the
shade while the sun's high.

All right, well then find
somewhere up the creek

that we can run a picket line.
- Yes, sir.

I can't believe
you're not smiling.

I'm smiling on the inside.

Don't ever call this
work, okay? Ever.

You bring your fly rod?

Thought you said no fishing.

Yeah, well, I didn't
know we was gonna

get 'em held up so quick.

If we're not careful, John,

people are gonna think
we know what we're doing.

Hey, you, uh...

didn't think to bring
a fly rod, did you?

Of course I brought my fly rod.

I think my grandson may want
to arm wrestle you for it.

No need.

Tate, come with me.

We're gonna tie these
horses up and take turns.

- All right.
- Come on.

Let's go.

Hey.

Ah. He needed this.

Yeah, we all needed it, son.

That was f*cking
awesome. Sorry, Governor.

Tell us how you really feel.

It was f*cking awesome.

Sorry, again.

Wow. What do we do now?

Well, I'm gonna go find me
a tree and lay down under it

'till it's my turn
to watch the herd.

I'm too excited to nap.

You'll grow out of that.

You get yourself on the
other side of the creek

and make sure these
cattle stay on our side.

All right. Yes,
sir. [clicks tongue]

[John groans]

You could sell it, son.

You could bottle
it up and sell it.

I don't think there's
anyone to sell it to, Dad.

Anyone who knows what it's
worth are already doing it.

[chuckles] Maybe so.

[clicks tongue]

[music]

[music]

I think I got it figured out.

So do I.

Chairman, so glad
you could make it.

You have no authority
to authorize anything

on the reservation,

and neither does the
council without my approval.

Hmm. I disagree with that.

So does our charter.

I don't need your
permission to assemble

and neither does the council.

This isn't assembling.

This is greeting the President
of the United States.

It was last minute.

We weren't certain he could
fit it in, but it worked out.

Thank goodness.

It's important that the people
know we aren't invisible.

Obama visited Standing Rock
two years before he tried

to run a pipeline through it.

Presidents don't see us

even when they are
standing in front of us.

This one will see us.

I'm his Director of
Native American Affairs.

And he's going to
endorse Martin.

Let him.

If he gave me his
endorsement, I'd give it back.

Well, it's a good thing you
only have one vote, Tom.

Won't be long now.

Better get to our seats.

What do you want to do?

No choice.

I'm going to sit
up on that stage

and let them throw mud at me.

My absence would say
more than their insults.

Come on, Mo.

It's a big day for the people.

It's just another
day for the people.

The big day is for you.

[music]

[approaching footsteps]

Who's this?

Don't know.

The first one, I think.

The family's been
here that long.

And it was my family's
before it was theirs.

Yeah.

My son.

When I say we give
everything to this land,

I do mean everything.

[music]

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be here.

If your goal is knowing
John Dutton, then...

this is exactly
where you should be.

[music]

[cattle lowing]

[chuckles]

Sweetheart?

Wow. I never sleep
during the day.

I've slept through a
few, but I don't nap.

Come on. I got something
I wanna show you.

Jump on your horse.

[music]

Is this more your
kind of beautiful?

[music]

I found it a year ago

when you said you wanted
to be married in a place

with no memories
'til we made 'em.

Yeah, I kinda rushed
the wedding, didn't I?

- I'm sorry, baby.
- Yep.

In my defense, I
thought I was gonna

spend the rest of my
life in prison, so...

Kind of had to put the
pedal to the metal.

[music]

f*ck! You're a good man.

[Rip groans]

Mm. Thank you.

All I need now is a cigarette.

[Rip chuckles]

You know, I'm blowing
you anyway, baby.

[Rip laughs]

You don't have to
work so f*cking hard.

Here.

You're a perfect m*therf*cker.

I could do this.

I could live here.

Never see another person in
my whole life except you.

Yeah, well, it might
be a little tricky

in the winter, sweetheart.

No. You know what I mean.

I mean I don't need anything else.
- Mm.

Cigarettes, whiskey,

a meadow, and you.
- [laughs]

Darling, you have a warped
sense of priorities,

I'll tell you.

No, I don't.

Three things that make me feel
good in the perfect meadow.

I don't need anything
else. Do you?

Mm...

All right, you can have a horse.

Well, I need cows to chase or
there's no reason to ride him.

Fine, you can have
a couple of cows.

Okay, then thank you.

Now you're gonna need someplace

to chase 'em to, right?
- Mm-hm.

You're gonna make
me build a barn

in my perfect meadow.

- Beth...
- No. You know...

Stop applying logic to my
perfect daydream please.

Beth, shut the f*ck up.

Shut the f*ck up and
watch that sunset with me.

- Shut the f*ck up?
- Mm-hmm.

"Shut the f*ck up,"
he says to his wife.

Not "shut up."
Shut "the f*ck" up.

You know what?

[both laugh]

f*ck your sunset, baby.

You watch me.

Sunsets are overrated anyway.

[music]

[grunts]

[music]

How'd you truck a
blanket up here?

[laughs]

I traded out my slicker.

And gambled it wouldn't rain.

Gambled right.

[sniffs] [groans]

You know, I've come
to believe perfection

only lives in little moments.

You know? Can't be
sustained over hours.

Just instances, you know?
Little wisps of time.

Then the world becomes
imperfect again.

This day damn near
proved me wrong.

Well, John, if it
wasn't perfect,

it was damn close.

- Yeah. Damn close, indeed.
- [laughs]

The Governor of Montana
on the side of a mountain

sleeping with his boots on.

[chuckles]

This world may
have a chance yet.

[groans]

You keep your head up on
that saddle, you old bastard.

I don't need to listen to you...

[snoring]

You know, my dad used to
say if you can't sleep

through a man's snoring...
you ain't tired enough.

[groans]

I guess we'll see.

[music]

[snoring]

[bird song]

[music]

Hey buddy.

Hey. Get your boots on.

I don't mind working for
less than minimum wage,

but these mornings with
no-coffee bullshit...

It's cowboy sh*t.

Hell, it'll just make it
taste that much better

once you get down
the hill, Ryan.

There you go, Ryan.

Drink up a little bit
of that cowboy wisdom.

[music]

Come on, you old bastard.

[music]

Well, Emmett, I couldn't...

Couldn't have dreamed up a
better death if you paid me.

You sure earned it, old friend.

We're gonna need that
satellite phone after all.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Life ends,
that's part of it.

His ended good.

I refuse to be sad about
it. You should, too.

All right.

Get 'em going. We'll catch up.

What happened, sir?

He didn't wake up.

He just... d*ed
on the trail...

Like every cowboy dreams it.

[music]

[Rip rides away]

Let's keep moving! Let's go!

I'll send you GPS coordinates.
Yeah, it's level ground.

The clearing is about
three hundred yards across.

[grunts]

[sniffs]

[music]

[whooping]

[If You Ain't Lovin' (You
Ain't Livin') by George Strait]

[sizzling]

♪ String of long cards ♪

♪ And you're smokin'
them four bit cigars ♪

♪ You ain't so well to do ♪

♪ Unless you get a
little coochy-coo ♪

♪ It takes a little
bit of smackin' ♪

♪ Or your life's lackin' ♪

You okay?

Yeah, this part just
makes me nervous.

Which part?

"They're almost
back to me" part.

There they are.

[music]

[helicopter whirrs]

Mount up. We gotta hurry.

Why hurry?

'Cause I can't
have Emmett's wife

watch the herd ride in
without him and no answers.

If I go too fast, you
just take your time.

I don't know where we're going.

Well, a thousand cows
ain't hard to follow.

Okay... whoa, sh*t.

[music]

Tch-tch-tch-tch...

Rip: Tch-tch-tch. Ha!

This is f*cking crazy.

Yeah, well then slow down.

I love it, but
it's f*cking crazy.

[keyboard practice notes]

[chatter]

Let's hold them up here.
Let's hold them up.

Tch-tch-tch...

[clicking tongue]

He just d*ed, huh?

Well, ain't a bad way to go.

There's none better.

I'm gonna go find his wife and
try to convince her of that.

Yes, sir.

Rip: Let's move 'em.

[cattle lowing]

[music]

[music playing]

[whimpering]

Hey, guys, get this.
Turn around, go, go, go.

Something's going on here.

[whimpering]

How?

Like a cowboy should.

Head resting against the saddle

staring at the stars.

His eyes closed.

He didn't open them.

[sobbing]

[music]

[Factories, Farms and Amphetamines
by Myron Elkins plays]

♪ We were diggin' And
plowin' from 4 to 10 ♪

♪ Little brother was helpin',
But I did not see him ♪

Yeah, you like it? I like it.

[both laugh]

Show me what you got, cowboy.

♪ Daddy says he's sick And
that we all shall pray ♪

♪ Dad believes in the good
lord And the powers in him ♪

Hey, Carter, get in here.

♪ I'll say myself I have
some questions for him ♪

Here, take a hold of this one.

♪ For he puts the
sun On my back ♪

[cow lowing]

He's done. Good work.

Mr. Dutton, burn, sir?

What the hell is she saying?

She says she's ready, sir.

All right.

♪ Presence of a law
man Never bothered me ♪

[cow lowing]

[cattle lowing]

Tch-tch-tch-tch...

Tch-tch-tch-tch...

Sir?

Push em up the valley tomorrow,

then we'll bring
in the next bunch.

Yes, sir.

[music]

[Right or Wrong by
George Strait plays]

♪ Right or wrong I'll
always love you ♪

♪ Though you're gone
I can't forget ♪

♪ Right or wrong... ♪

Thank you, Gator.

Roast corn, smoked
sausage, rib eyes.

Looks good.

- Some corn?
- Sure.

- I'll have some corn.
- Yeah.

- Thank you, sir.
- Enjoy.

♪ In your heart
Please just remember ♪

♪ Right or wrong I'm
still in love with you ♪

You know...

I don't think
she's accepting it.

She said it would
embarrass Emmett to no end

if his death cast a
shadow over this branding.

She's just as cowboy as he was.
- Mm.

Who's that?

- Who?
- Blonde.

Oh, that's my
environmental advisor.

Ah. The one you
pardoned from prison.

I didn't pardon her.

I just commuted her
sentence to house arrest.

And that would be
your house, right?

Yeah.

[chuckles]

John, there's
politically incorrect

and then there's
politically illiterate.

And you are the latter.

And, you know, somehow just
immune to the consequences.

I just helped her
out of a bad spot.

You know, I've noticed that
there's never any ugly women

in bad spots around you.

Hm. Jealous?

- Maybe. A little.
- [laughs]

Speaking of, I've been
seeing Paul Finer.

And I just figured you
should hear it from me

before you see it on the news.
- The Secretary of Energy?

That f*cking hypocrite?

Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

And we have differences in
policy, but he's a good man.

He's a kind man.

Does he make you laugh?

Yes, he does.

Well, f*ck, then
it has a chance.

The President's gonna
be in Helena tomorrow.

You know you should be, too.

Nah, I have nothing
to say to that idiot.

Except when you're
the governor of one of

the fifty United States,

and your
Commander-in-Chief wants...

I'm branding calves.

If he wants to come see
me, he comes out here.

Okay.

If you don't go to the meeting,

you know what kind of message
that sends to the entire nation?

That's exactly what I'm
thinking about, Lynelle.

[Watermelon Moonshine
by Lainey Wilson plays]

♪ Drinking watermelon
moonshine ♪

♪ Cut the burn With
a little lime ♪

♪ Parkin' back in
them Kudzu vines ♪

♪ I was his and every bit
Of that boy was mine ♪

♪ Too young to know
What love was ♪

You get something to eat?

Chuck wagons aren't really
cooking with the vegan in mind.

But I did help
Gator peel potatoes

until nine last night.

You can eat potatoes, then.

Eating potatoes was
the plan until he put

a brick of butter and a coffee
can of bacon grease in them.

[chuckles]

Yeah, Gator, he doesn't
want anybody getting skinny

on his watch.

What did you, uh...

What did you think about today?

I though parts of
it were beautiful,

and I thought parts of it
were absolutely heartbreaking.

Yeah, then you and
I saw it the same.

I'm guessing we agree
on the beautiful parts,

but our heartbreaks
are different.

I can promise you
they are, Summer.

♪ Too young to know
What love was ♪

♪ But we were learnin'
On a sweet buzz ♪

♪ There's never nothing
Like the first time ♪

♪ And mine's always
Gonna taste like ♪

♪ Watermelon moonshine ♪

♪ About how we'd last forever ♪

♪ And that ain't what is does ♪

♪ Maybe we were drunk in love ♪

♪ Or maybe were were just... ♪

She's pretty damn good.

She's great.

She sure has her eyes on you.

How do you dance with a
woman when she's the one

performing on the stage...
See, that's my problem.

♪ Watermelon moonshine ♪

[song ends] [applause]

[cheering, whistling]

Abby: Your turn.

Play one with my
buddy over there?

Get on up.

- Thank you, darling.
- Mm-hmm.

Thank you, guys.

Pretty handy, keeping a
musician in your back pocket.

For moments just like this.

[Nobody Knows my Troubles
by Ryan Bingham plays]

That was great.

♪ I've been Carrying
my trouble ♪

♪ In this pack strapped
To my shoulder ♪

m*therf*cker can sing, can't he?

Sure won't sing
like that for me.

♪ Everything I know, don't
you Tell me 'bout my trouble ♪

You're so sensitive, baby.

- Say what?
- Sensitive.

You are.

I'm the only one
that knows about it.

[scoffs] God, I love that that's
the thing that insults you.

♪ Way out west in New Mexico ♪

♪ Times are tough We
had to let it go ♪

♪ We moved to town but they
Couldn't move it out of me ♪

♪ Way down in my blood ♪

♪ Thicker than
Anyone understood ♪

Want to dance?

Don't know... Don't know how.

What kind of cowboy
don't know how to dance?

The kind that spends
all his time cowboying.

I guess.

Okay, well, I know how.

I can teach you. [laughs]

What, you don't think a girl's
got anything to teach a cowboy?

Come on.

Care to dance?

I don't know how to square
dance or whatever they're doing.

It's, uh, two-stepping, only...

you can't really two-step
in three inches of sand,

so you just sort of
sway back and forth.

I'm fine.

Why don't you ask
your milf senator?

Oh, sh*t.

You know, just once,
I'd like to have

a simple relationship
with a woman.

Find a simple woman.

Or stop sending
seventy mixed signals.

I'm going to go dance
with the senator.

♪ And I was born cowboy ♪

♪ Way out west in New Mexico ♪

♪ Times are tough We
had to let it go ♪

♪ And moved to town but they
Couldn't move it out of me ♪

♪ It was way down in my blood
Thicker than anyone understood ♪

Care to dance?

I-I don't want to step
on the inmate's toes.

The inmate rejected me.

♪ I was born a cowboy ♪

[scoffs]

Oh, God. sh*t.

I herded a thousand cattle
five miles over mountains

I can't wrangle one
woman to the dance floor.

I wish there were
two of you, John.

'Cause I would actually marry
the one that's less charming

and more sensible.

[laughs]

Somewhere in there
is a compliment.

No. Nowhere in there
is a compliment.

♪ But it wouldn't
Stay away from me ♪

♪ So I've been
carrying My trouble ♪

♪ In this pack that's
Strapped to my shoulder ♪

♪ Ever since I was a baby ♪

♪ I've been running
from Everything I know ♪

♪ Don't you tell me
Bout my trouble ♪

♪ 'Cause nobody knows
About my trouble ♪

♪ Nobody knows
About my trouble ♪

This ain't even got a
little bit of a future.

♪ Check myself into
The lost and found ♪

Probably not.

So...

It just goes till it doesn't.

- That's fair enough.
- Okay.

[song ends] [cheering]

Gotta go back to work.

Don't you wander off.

Not going anywhere.

I'll play you a fun one.

[applause, cheering]

[Hold my Halo by
Lainey Wilson plays]

♪ Lord knows it
Ain't no crime ♪

♪ To leave a little
Lipstick red on a Solo ♪

♪ Make a little mess Of
my head on the Cuervo ♪

♪ I don't need no
help, No I got this ♪

♪ Coming in hot as
hell, Y'all watch this ♪

♪ Gonna tear up this town
Like a drunk tornado ♪

♪ Light it up, Let it all go ♪

♪ Tell that angel inside
Of me to hide her wings ♪

♪ And lay low ♪

♪ Hold my halo ♪

Well, we managed to accomplish
absolutely nothing today.

Oh, I don't know
about that. [laughs]

Male News Anchor: News has
spread that Governor Dutton

will not be present tomorrow

when the President visits Helena

and addresses the State Assembly

as well as the Directors of all
the regional National Parks.

The question is, why?

Pat Jennings has the answer.

For 139 years,
Yellowstone Ranch cattle

have grazed these mountains

then gathered and brought
here, for the annual branding

but one of the cowboys on this
drive will not be coming home.

Local rancher and former
Head of Montana Fish and Game

d*ed in his sleep last night,
somewhere in those mountains.

His wife was waiting
for his return

only to be told by our governor
that he will not be returning.

One cowboy took his last ride,

while another
delivered the grim news

and offered all he had to
offer: a shoulder to cry on.

Jane?

Well, some might question
the governor's priorities,

but not this news anchor.

This news anchor
believes our governor

is right where he belongs.

I swear, the man could
fall in a pile of cow sh*t

and come up smelling
like a rose.

I admit, he's hard to
b*at in a fair fight.

I don't think we can let him
show up to the fight, Jamie.

[music]

Next time on Yellowstone...

John: This is my favorite part.

Of everything we do,
this is my favorite.

Found something you
might want to see.

Your business plan, that's
gonna be the end of us, Dad.

Sarah: The future of the
cattle industry is no future.

Your state will be on the hook
for around four billion dollars.

Sounds like an
impeachable offense to me.

Yes it does.

[music]
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