01x13 - A Royally Mad Tea Party/Jojo's Bye-Bye Party

[bunniefuu]

♪ Down the rabbit hole to Wonderland ♪

♪ I found this place ♪

♪ Spices sing and butter flies ♪

♪ A new world to embrace ♪

♪ Nothing here's impossible ♪

♪ So stir and twirl away ♪

♪ Up is down and left is right ♪

♪ Here's where I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Everything's so curious ♪

♪ Like a dream come true ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ Don't be late, it's ready now ♪

♪ Bring friends, both old and new ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

(squeaks)

ALICE: A royally mad tea party.

That's one big table.

Well, really mad tea parties
are big parties.

We take one part royal.

(trumpet tooting)

And one part mad like a tatter.

And you get a one of a kind
had a heart event.

Hello, old hat.

The mome raths
are looking extra whirly today.

Thank you, My Dear Queenie.
(chuckles)

(sniffs)

Do I smell extra rosy tea?
You always brew the best.

(laughs)

-Don't I?
-GUARD: Coming through.

ALICE: Is that?

Oh, the chocolate cannon.
It sh**t out sprinkles.

Oh, you've never seen a Tea Party
like this one, Alice.

I can't wait.

(trumpet tooting)

Hear ye. Hear ye.

The royally mad croquet game
will commence at once.

All huts and huts to the field.

Well, My Queen, ready to play?

Mr. Hatter, you are my favorite opponent.

Let the games begin!

(Queen of hearts humming)

(squeaks)

(grunts)

Oh, what a sh*t. Brava to me.

Dad Hatter up!
(grunts)

(squeaks)

Ha!

Nothing but cards.

(grunts)

Four... three, two, one, okay!

The final sh*ts.

(grunts)

(squeaks)

-Nice swing.
-Nice one, Mama.

-Yes.
-Well done, Queenie.

(laughs)

Good luck.

(quirky music)

(suspenseful music)

(both squeak)

-We tied.
-I won.

Oh, what?

Oh, darling, Hatter,
perhaps from where you're standing,

it looked like a tie,
but I assure you, I won.

No, no, no.
We both won. I bet my hat on it.

Well, I bet my crown I won.
And crowns weigh more than hats.

It was a tie. I'm certain of it.
(awkward chuckle)

(chuckles)
Oh, the only thing certain is I won!

-Oh, dear.
-Oh, my heart.

Your Majesty. Your Hatterness.

Maybe we can just agree
that it was a great game

and get to the royally mad tea party.

Marvelous idea, Alice,
since somebody can't admit that I won.

That's wonderfully mad,
giving her heartness won't accept a tie.

So is it party time?

I'm not sure
we should have a party together.

Indeed.

I hereby decree that our royally
mad tea party be split in half.

Two Tea Parties...

Guards, off with the head of this table.

Mome raths,
take the tail off the table, please.

(mome raths squeaking)

(clinks)

Um... Ah...

Which way do we go?

Definitely to the Queen's Party.

No. Dad Hatters? No. The Queen's.
Dad Hatter's. Oh, I can't choose?

Oh. This is heartbreaking.
We can't attend two parties at once.

We'll just have to make the best of it
and split up.

Welcome, welcome,
welcome to this year's Dad tea party.

Dad tea party?

Well, it can't be royally mad
without Queenie.

So how about some tea?

(clinking)

Oh, I guess her royal rosy highness
always brings the tea.

(sighs)

But the Dad tea party must go on.
(chuckles)

We may not have tea,
but we've got music in it.

(grunting)

Well, that doesn't sound right. Ooh.

I guess empty teapots
don't have the same ring to them.

-How about something to eat instead?
-Yes.

Well, wait until you taste
my famous jelly jam.

Now, where did I put those?
(grunts)

Ha!

-Perfect.
-Hey, wait. That's not a...

(awkward music sting)

-...scone.
-(splashes)

Oh, um, I think Mama has scones
at her half of the table.

We could share one of our teapots.

(stuttering)
Yeah. You're sure she wouldn't mind?

We'll be back in a heartbeat.

(clears throat)

To the best game of croquet
Wonderland has ever seen.

And it's reigning champion.

Me.

Your Majesty, you're dripping.

-(sneezes)
-(gasps)

Oh, tea on the fly.
(chuckles)

(both grunt)

Cuidado. Careful.

Oh, spades. Dad Hatter must have
the other half of my teacup.

Ah. No matter. Scones. Anyone?

-I'd love one.
-Oh, yum.

Hattie, please pass the jelly jam.

Um, uh... How about some...

Oh, bananas.

(grunts)
Rotten roses.

Of course,
Dad Hatter always brings the jelly jam.

Aww.

I bet it pairs perfectly with your scones.

Maybe you want to join tea parties again.

Hmm.

Yeah, who cares
about a silly croquet match?

-Oops.
-QUEEN OF HEARTS: Ah...

I do.

Oh, who has time for jelly jam
when there's music to be played?

Orchestra, I command
to be musically marveled.

-(croaking)
-(hoots)

(instruments dribbling)

Nothing like a little music
to liven up the tea party.

It certainly is... bad!

(chuckles)

(grunting)

Alice, a little help.

(chuckles)

How about we go find some teapots
to go with this crushing?

-I mean, music.
-If you must.

Okay, carrots!

-ROSA: Alice.
-ALICE: Rosa.

-Fergie.
-Our tea party is a disaster.

There's not even tea.

Oh, ours too. No teacups or jelly jam.

Oh, you can't even dance to the music.

(clinking)

(squeaking)

Whiskers. Now we don't even have a teapot.

These Tea Parties
have gone from mad to bad.

There's only one way
to throw a royally mad tea party, right?

And that's what the Queen
and Dad Hatter throwing it together.

Oh. But how are we going to do that?

I've got something cooking.

Hattie. Alice.
Welcome to the Dad tea party.

(utensils clanking)

One lump or two?

We're actually here on royal business.

Uh... Who?

The Queen could really use some jelly jam
to go with her scones.

(squeaking)

What did she say? Did she ask about me?

(blows)

Hmm.

Can I interest you in some jelly jam
to go with your scone, your heartness...

(shrieks)

Ooh, oh. Sorry.

Oh-ho.

Oh, no one makes jam like that Hatter.
I must have more at once.

(giggles)

(playful music)

I...
(laughs)

(gasps)

-Hatter.
-Queen.

Uh...
(coughs)

I mean, flip my brim.

-How did you get here?
-I...

I might ask you the same thing.

I brought your tables back together.

-Alice.
-What's this?

Your Majesty, don't you miss
the way Dad Hatter jams the scone?

Oh, maybe a little.

And Dad Hatter, don't you miss
the way the Queen brews the tea?

Oh, Queenie.
(groans)

Have we been fools?
Can you ever forgive me?

(sobs)

From the bottom of my heart, yes.

I hereby issue an apology to you

and proclaim
the royally mad tea party back on.

Hats off to that.
(chuckles)

♪ A day without you, Hatter
is like a rusty crown ♪

♪ Well, a tea without my royal friend
can only draw a frown ♪

♪ 'Cause life would be lumps
without you know who ♪

♪ A day would be down in the dumps
it's true ♪

BOTH: ♪ It wouldn't be Wonderland
without you ♪

♪ This duo is extraordinaire ♪

-♪ We are a special kind of brew ♪
-♪ Sweet ♪

♪ Because we've got that certain flare ♪

♪ It's forever tea for two ♪

BOTH: Aw!

♪ 'Cause life would be lumps
without you know who ♪

♪ A day would be down in the dumps
it's true ♪

BOTH: ♪ It wouldn't be Wonderland
without you ♪

♪ If ever we should squabble
this twosome will not wobble ♪

♪ Brims and crowns till the end
you'll always be my friend ♪

♪ You're top of the hat ♪

♪ Well, you know my heart's
where you're at ♪

BOTH: ♪ Oh, life would be lumps
without you know who ♪

♪ A day would be down in the dumps
it's true ♪

-♪ It wouldn't be Wonderland ♪
-♪ It wouldn't be Wonderland ♪

-♪ Without you ♪
-♪ Without you ♪

This tea party is better
than I ever dreamed.

(munching)

Pass the jelly jam, please.

Mome raths, give it a whirl.

-(Hatter laughs)
-Oh, got it.

And now for the big finish.
(chuckles)

Oh. Heads up. It's chocolate time.

Oh, Hatter, my dear friend,
will you do the honors?

(whooshing)

-Yum.
-Aces.

(laughs)

(indistinct chatter)

-Yahoo.
-Exquisite.

Now this is what I call
a royally mad tea party.

(upbeat music)

(music stops)

ALICE: Jojo's bye-bye party.

(drumbeats)

-♪ Hey ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hop it on and down ♪

-♪ Rabbit ♪
-♪ Rabbit ♪

♪ Hop it on and up ♪

-♪ Rabbit ♪
-♪ Rabbit ♪

-Yes!
-Woo-hoo!

(both laugh)

Oh, yeah.

Put it here.

(both laugh)

-Alice.
-Hi, Mrs. Rabbit.

Perfect timing.

Ahoy, Alice.
(laughs)

Hi, Jojo. Love the coconuts.
What are you working on?

Woo!
(laughs)

The rabbit-rabbit dance.

-Woo!
-Ha!

The dodos have the dodo dance.

So since Jojo staying here
while her dad's at sea,

we needed a dance too.

Is it time for tum-tum shakes?

-Thanks, Dad?
-Aye-aye, sir.

(rattles)

Sounds like you've been having fun
while Captain Dodo's away.

(laughs)

-Oh, yeah.
-So much fun, Alice.

(laughing)

-So much fun.
-Dancing every morning.

Staying up late every night.

A nonstop all summer long sleepover

-with my best friend.
-(clinks)

Not friends, Jojo, family.

Hm. Dad says ready from the top.

Uh, one, two, three.

Ready, bro.
(giggles)

You know it, sis.

(drumbeats)

The mail is here.
It's a note from Captain Dodo.

Let's see.
Oh, my pop's coming home tonight.

I'm going home.
(giggles)

I've got to pack.

(humming)
I'm going home.

What is it, Fergie?

I didn't think she'd be so happy to leave.

Oh, honey bunny,

your friendship with Jojo
has blossomed into something so special.

I wish there was a way to make sure
she remembers how special.

Maybe there is, like,
a farewell party she'll never forget.

We can decorate the yard,
cook a carrot feast.

-It'll be a big surprise.
-(Daddy Rabbit gasps)

I can DJ. I love playing music.

(music scratching)

And we can make dessert.

That's a foot-thumping idea.

But whatever we bake

has got to be something
Jojo will never forget.

And we need to keep Jojo busy
so she doesn't figure out the surprise.

Then it's time to whip up
the perfect party.

Presenting, my trusty trifle recipe.

Is this what you were looking for, Alice?

That's the one.
A trifle has lots of layers.

We can flavor each one to remind Jojo
of your summer together.

(gasps)
Oh, it's perfect.

We'll need tum-tum fruit
and lots of coconuts.

That'll take us here and here.

So, while Fergie and I
gather trifle ingredients.

Hattie's job...

Ooh, can we call it a mission?
Oh, I love a mission.

(giggles)

Sure. Your "mission"
is to keep Jojo away from Fergie

and the rabbit house over here.

That way, the party stays a surprise.

Oh, I'm in. When does my mission start?

JOJO: Fergie, are you there?

(gasps)
Sounds like right now.

-Oh, in here, quick.
-ALICE: Hurry up.

(stammers)
Oh, Jojo. What a nice surprise.

-Anybody seen Fergie?
-Fergie?

-You mean Dinah? She's furry.
-(meows)

(laughs)

Not furry, Fergie.
Our rabbit friend you're always with.

-(Fergie sneezes)
-Did that cupboard just sneeze?

Oh, you know that cupboard?
Just full of sneezing lemon juicers.

Hattie, didn't you want to ask
for Jojo's help with your mission?

Right. I have a mission today
to, uh, find something I lost.

-Want to help?
-Sure.

But I really want to find Fergie
before I leave tonight.

I've been hats away.

Bye, Alice. Bye, Ferg...

I mean, sneezing lemon juicers.

(awkward chuckle)

-Oh, that was...
-JOJO: One more thing.

If Fergie comes by,
will you let him know I'm looking for him.

(laughs)
You got it.

-(Fergie sneezes)
-(gasps)

Sneezing lemon juicers, who knew?

-(sighs)
-Are you okay, Fergie?

It'll all be worth it for the surprise.
Let's make this trifle.

So, what are you looking for anyway?

Huh?

Oh, right. My mission. I lost my...

Uh...

Oh, my lucky sock.
I looked everywhere, but no luck.

Which makes sense
since I don't have my lucky sock.

Found it.

How did you... um...

No, that's not it. My lucky sock is green.

Like this?

Ah!

Look at that. But, um, my lucky sock
is green with the polka dots.

First stop on our trifle track,
the tum-tum tree.

I'll give you a boost,
and you grab a few...

(gasps)
Jojo.

I'll give Hattie a signal
to go somewhere else.

Psst.

Hattie.

Uh, bunny ears but upside down.

Oh, floppy bunny ears.

What about floppy bunny ears?

They reminded me of the wild carrot patch,

which is where I think
my missing sock could be.

Let's walk over there.

(both sigh)

I've never had tum-tum fruit
in a trifle before.

This will be a great flavor
and a great memory.

Jojo and I had tum-tum shakes
every morning.

Rabbit dancing really makes you thirsty.

Should we head to the next stop?

Let's hop to it.

(exhales deeply)
Oh, I love coming to Dodo Beach.

(Fergie exhales sharply)
So did Jojo and I.

We invented the rabbit-rabbit dance
right here under the coconut trees.

Then we should definitely
add coconuts to the trifle.

JOJO: This is the fifth place

-we've looked for your sock, Hattie.
-Oh, carrot sticks.

-It's Jojo again.
-Quick this way.

-Woo-ho-ho.
-ALICE: Oops.

Fergie, I've been looking for you all day.

Sorry, Jojo,
I'm late for a very important date.

More important than me?

Ah... Tick-tock. Let's find that sock.

Fergie was with Alice,
so they're probably headed to...

Oooh, the bakery.
(chuckles)

Wait, that's not part of the mission.

It was close, but I think
we managed to keep the surprise.

(bell rings)

The trifle is set.

-Wowza!
-Jojo is going to love this.

It's the most perfect dessert
in Wonderland.

Oh, it's more than a dessert.

It's a reminder of your summer together.

Let's take it to your house
and finish setting up for the party.

-I know the way.
-Ah... Jojo, wait.

(laughs)

Hey, Jojo.

I was sure I'd find Fergie here.

Sorry, lemon drop. He's not here.

I don't get it.
It's my last dododo day with the rabbits.

And all I want to do
is spend it with Fergie.

(gasps)

Fergie's pocket watch. He was here.

(stuttering)
That could be any pocket watch.

(awkward laugh)
That could be any rabbit.

Why don't you want me to find them?

Ah... Find who now?

I searched all our favorite spots.

Oh, except his house.

Oh, hold on, Jojo.

Hey, Hattie's hat is not a toy.

Jojo is in for a big surprise.

(chuckles)

Losing my hat
wasn't a part of the mission.

I can't wait to see your face.

(gasps)

He's throwing a party without me.

(sobbing)

-Is that Jojo?
-Oh, no.

(sobs)

Dodo.

Jojo, are you okay?

(somber music)

(sobbing)

(light music)

♪ I'm at your side
so tell me, what can I do ♪

♪ Sometimes only needs
a new point of view ♪

♪ Everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

♪ We've got this always together, I know ♪

♪ I believe in you at every high and low ♪

♪ Everything you need, you've got
it's just some food for thought ♪

♪ There's a recipe for anything
trust me on that ♪

♪ You'll find your way
you will never fall back ♪

♪ 'Cause everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

It's just I wanted to hang out
with my friend before I went home.

I was afraid you'd forget me, Fergie.

Why would you think that?

Well, you're having a party,

and you forgot to invite me.

Oh, Jojo, the party is for you.

We wanted to keep it a surprise.

Come on, we'll show you.

We made this trifle, especially for you.

(sniffs)

Tum-tum fruit?
Like our shakes, we had every morning.

And coconuts. The drums for our dance.

O-ho. Fleming feathers. I love it.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Jojo.

I just wanted to celebrate our memories
so you don't forget me.

Oh, Fergie, I could never forget you.

You're my friend and so much more.

Ooh.

I'll miss doing the rabbit-rabbit dance
with you.

You still can.

What if you do it
at the same time every day?

Wherever you are in Wonderland.

Dododo, I'm on board with that idea.

Did someone say there was a party?

(laughs)
Pa!

(chuckles)
Jojo. Oh, I missed you.

Welcome home, Captain.

(chuckles)

So, what were you two little skippers
up to all summer?

That pretty much sums it up.

Um...
(giggles)

Grand. You've got
quite the friend here, Jojo.

She's more than a friend.
She's part of our family.

A family that dances. Let's show my Pa.

Use the coconuts?

(all laugh)

(cheerful music)