01x03 - The Man of the House

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You are? - Savastano, Pietro.

Open your mouth.

Lift your tongue.

Squat Spread your legs wider! Does your wife know you like this stuff? Further down.

Cough.

- I'll take that.

- Inmate, keep working! The policy used to be different here, but with me it's the straight and narrow.

No privileges.

Got it, Savastano? For no one.

You're all the same to me.

Cell 32.

- No reasoning with this guy, huh? - No, he won't bend.

He's a pain, but don't worry.

Get me a cell phone.

Colleague, cell 32.

Don Pietro Savastano's coming! Don Pietro! - It's him! - Hello, Don Pietro! Hello, Don Pietro.

- Don Pietro, at your disposal! - We're here, whatever you need! - Hello, Don Pietro - My respects.

Guys! - Hello, Don Pietro.

- Hello, guys! I'll take that.

- Peppino! - Tell me.

- Coffee for Don Pietro.

- At your service! Luciano, help me make his bed.

Don Pietro's tired and wants to rest.

- You're still in here? - Got consecutive sentences.

Diego, at your service.

Tuck the sheet in.

I'm up for trial, got nabbed with 52 baggies of coke.

- And you, Pasqualino? - I'm up too, Uncle.

Robbery and kidnapping in a jewelry store in Naples.

The assh*le pressed the alarm so I took him hostage.

All hell broke out! Suddenly there were cops, helicopters, just like an American movie.

I started with a jewelry heist in Naples too.

I bet we held up the same assh*le, 30 years apart.

But now the jerk's got an alarm.

How much did you get in that hit? No money, I don't know yet how much jail-time.

Water's boiling, bring the rest of the stuff.

Daniele, set the table.

Go help Antonio.

Rino! Things okay? Like sh*t, the warden's always on our backs.

He has us frisked too.

Then put this up your ass.

Tell him Gennaro's out of the hospital, he's fine.

Don Pietro gets everything he wants, clear? - Don't worry, Ciro.

- Take care.

C'mon, girly! One, two C'mon! For shrimp linguini you need some tomato sauce.

First I sauté garlic, oil and hot pepper, then I pan-fry the shrimp, a good glass of white wine, a couple of tomatoes and then Don Pietro couldn't give a damn, I'm talkin' to myself.

What's eatin' him? - Guys, Don Pietro! - Hello.

- My respects, Don Pietro.

- Hello.

Hello, Don Pietro.

Hello.

Another day gone! 'I can't take this life, it's just not for me, there's stress all the time' Guard, something's got to be done about the water, it's like hen's piss.

Savastano, return to your cell.

I'm comin', just time for this piss to rinse me.

Pasqualino what's the matter? My trial's next week, I've got a bad feeling.

Don't worry, it'll all go fine.

Savastano! Did you ask for this? - Yeah.

- Sign for it.

Your son's out of the hospital and is okay.

The stuffs not Conte's, but it's not bad and the price is good.

Sit down! Ciro, the cell phone! It's him.

The Lord's word.

Don Pietro, I'll put you on loudspeaker.

Do you hear us? - 'Are thing's okay?' - Yeah, now that we hear you.

- We miss you! - How are you doing in there? A piece of cake.

And that third world contract? It's all okay, De Rosa thanks you.

Tell him to stop breakin' balls now.

The guy on the housing project has to tell Curcio to get together with Russo, hear me? Smoke? A channel's opened with Di Vaio and Carluccio, but they're shittin' bricks, they say if they go against Conte, they gotta be sure you're number one, even in jail.

Let me talk to 'em, I'll tell these nobodies who's in command.

At one, give me the number.

- I gotta go.

- Take care! What's this? What are you doing down there? Face to the wall, now! Are you deaf? Face to the wall! What did you lose? Piece of sh*t! Face to the wall, Savastano! You bastard! What the f*ck Let's go! Take it easy, officer! You're too edgy.

We got no plates.

Don Pietro, breadsticks.

Inspection! Right now, while we're eating! God, no time to even sit down! C'mon, two at a time! - Outside.

- Move it! Get moving, outside! Outside, everyone in the transition cell, c'mon! Quiet, move! Zecchinetta! - How's things, Totò? - Fine, he's with me.

You're a little early.

We want to be sure to talk to Don Pietro.

- It's an honor for us.

- 'Cause you don't count sh*t, yeah.

You're gettin' a great break.

Sure, but see it our way: those are the contacts, the routes.

If we go against Conte, we gotta be sure we're protected.

- My word's not enough? - For me, sure.

But we gotta convince people, if they know I talk directly to Don Pietro, it's different.

Contact's gotta be direct.

Be patient, you'll talk directly to him, like you want.

Pasqualino! Look what they did to you! Pasquale, what did they do to you? What is it, Uncle? You worried? I had a really important problem to resolve and this assh*le warden is wasting my time.

It's late, Zecchinetta! I gotta go.

We'll try again tomorrow, Toto.

We'll try again tomorrow.

Take care, Zecchinetta.

These two are shittin' bricks, the idiots don't have the balls to go with us.

But we can't leave our markets without smoke, we gotta be sharp, people can put two and two together.

Salvatore Conte in Spain, Don Pietro in jail and the problem's ours.

For now, the fastest solution is these two jerks.

My dear warden! To what do I owe this visit? I thought we understood each other, but this shows I was wrong.

Too bad! Isolation will help you see how we behave here.

Fuc I'm at your disposal, warden! 'I gotta have a lover, or I'll put a rope 'round my neck.

There's no light in this house, always yellin', no peace' Kid, this is sh*t.

- I'm sick without my dope.

- Come on, you'll get over it.

Move it! Francesco, take this wastebasket.

Open it.

Get all the stuff! Like this, Pasqualino! Close the blast doors.

Tonino, get Lady Imma a place in line.

- Ma'am - What is it? - Pietro Savastano's wife is here.

- So? - She has to get in ahead.

- Ahead? - We were here at 7 a.

m.

! - Doesn't matter.

Okay, so we let her in ahead and just relax.

Hi, Dad.

- How are you? - I'm okay.

- You? - He's fine, thank God, he's fine.

His check-up was good, the blood was re-absorbed.

- Really? You're feeling better? - Yes, I'm fine, Dad.

Get me out of here as soon as possible.

Don't worry, the lawyer said you mustn't worry.

It's easy when it's not his ass! You're sure you're okay? You got a good cell? Is Rino helping you? That assh*le warden got Rino transferred, but it's no problem, the preliminary hearing is coming, if the lawyer does his job.

Ciro says the new contact didn't work out.

- What do we do? - What? We find another one.

Take Musi the money and tell him to keep it liquid.

Money fixes everything.

What did you do to your hair? - Nothing, why? - You look wilder.

- More like a lioness.

- Cut it out! I mean it! You're the man of the house now.

We eat good today, Mom brought me chicken and potatoes cooked her way Pasqualino, what are you doing? Sorry, my hearing is today, but I look like a burn.

I have 'guilty' on my face! The judge won't even let me sit down.

Here, wear this.

No, Uncle, don't worry.

Pasqualino, wear the shirt.

See? Now you look like an honest man.

Thank you, Don Pietro.

You can tell this costs a lot.

Pasqualino, money makes an honest man.

What's this stink? Junkies stuff their money in their underwear, think it's scented? Once it's in your wallet, it doesn't stink anymore, trust me.

What are you thinking, Gennaro? How many pairs of underwear to hold all this money.

Too bad such a nice place was closed.

It never opened, it's always been closed.

Okay, we can go, Musi will be here soon.

It's a big family.

Family's important.

This eggplant parmesan, what a great smell! - Your wife has a magic touch.

- Thank you.

Have you all washed your hands? Ready at the table! - Inspection! - We can never eat in peace.

C'mon! Let's go! Fast! Arms up! Up! What happened with Don Pietro? Can you fix it? We still don't know anything.

But he's still the boss, even in jail.

My father's a lion.

So, the money we brought you must stay liquid, we might need it.

- Triple A Government Bonds.

- I said: liquid! It's like cash, you can sell them in 5 minutes, besides, "triple A" means zero risk.

It doesn't move but it grows.

Why give up that interest? Okay.

You know how it's done.

I'd say Finland, it's the only triple A with a stable outlook, it's basically cash.

Up to you.

Are we done? - Good God! - What is it? - f*ckin' SOBs! - It's all a mess! We got no water! No water? None in the tap or the john.

It's that f*cking warden, he's really pissing me off.

It's a losing battle, he's in charge.

Oh, yeah? f*ckin' bastard! - Hey, chief! - Piece of sh*t! Quiet! Close that door! Get back, c'mon! Close them up! Gennaro, tell me something, how long since you've had a screw? We must do something about it.

That blonde? From Casavatore, the one you raised hell for.

I wish, but it's impossible.

Let me make a call.

I want it all set up right, like I say.

I gotta go, talk to you later.

- Did you see his face? - And he kept quiet.

Mute, not a word.

Know why? Because that woman, this car, all he's got ls all ours.

Good, you're learnin'.

Gennaro, you and me together can't be b*at.

- Antonio, you're distracted.

- It happens, Don Pietro.

How did it go? They gave me 10 years.

Don't think about it, stay calm.

Know what we'll do? Tomorrow we call your lawyer, have him request house arrest.

Worst scenario, you go to rehab.

Genny, Genny, Genny! Thanks for coming.

So? What's there to tell me? I feel like a king tonight, want to be my queen? My love! Go, Genny, you're the best! - Where are you taking me? - It's a surprise.

Please, right this way.

- Tonino! - Uncle! You're back! - Gennaro, come in.

- Evenin'.

Are thing's okay? Please, come in.

A pleasure to meet you! - My son always talks about you.

- Pleasure's mine.

Take them on the balcony! Please, go ahead.

Is that Alessio? I told you, you're a queen tonight.

Evenin' all, let's hear it! - What song do you want to hear? - Still Us - "Still Us! - Who's it dedicated to? Noemi, the beautiful girl next to me and to Dad, unjustly imprisoned, and to that piece of garbage Salvatore Conte, who sh*t in his pants and ran off to Spain.

Hands up! Pasqualino, open this f*ckin' door! Open this f*ckin' door! Antonio! Call the guards.

Guys, gimme a hand! Go call the guards! Guards! Guards! Hurry, 32! Warden, cell 32.

Take everyone out.

Out! Thank you! Alessio, Alessio, Alessio! Thanks.

Let's go, nothing left to do here.

Colleague, put the first two in cell 40.

Genny, Genny, Genny! 'It's no lie to say: "That's enough", to say: "That's enough".

And in the silence of the night you want to die' Thanks to everybody.

Hey, Ma! Come with me.

Mom, this is Noemi who's stealing my heart.

Noemi, this is Imma, my mom.

A pleasure.

My pleasure.

Come inside a moment, I have to talk to you.

Wait for me.

You get home at this hour, in this shape? How dare you bring some girl home without telling me? Mom you don't have to worry about anything anymore, I've grown, now I know what I'm doing.

I'll take care of everything.

Besides, you heard Dad, I'm the man here now!