01x22 - The Bucket Trap

[bunniefuu]

[ Music ]

[ Beeping ]

Hey.

How did it go? Oh, man, it was insane.

It was nuts.

Well, tell me.

What happened? Okay.

The news helicopter was flying around over swellview, just going in circles.

Because the helicopter pilo fell asleep at the controls.

And did you guys figure ou a way to wake him up? No.

We just watched the helicopter fly around in circles.

Until it ran out of gas and fell right down into the jandy river.

And you guys didn't do anything? I got video of it going down.

What about the pilot? Was he hurt? No.

Just wet.

So very wet.

[ Text message alert ]

Ugh.

Another text from jasper.

That's 11 texts in the last hour.

I got nine.

Man, what's up with that jasper kid? Doesn't he have any other friends? Well, yeah, but not the kind you'd be, you know, proud of.

We're his best friends.

But now because we work for you, we end up having to leave him alone all the time.

I feel really bad for him.

Yeah.

You guys hungry? Who wants greek food? Ray, we just told you about a real problem we have with our friend.

And all you can say is who wants greek food? All: mm.

Man, I love these "jye-rose.

" That's how you say it, you know, man, I love these "jye-rose.

" That's how you say it, you know, "jye-rose.

" That's how you say it, you know, "jye-rose.

" You try.

"Jye-rose.

" You try.

Both: jye-rose.

You try.

Both: jye-rose.

Perfect.

Both: jye-rose.

Perfect.

Hey, so back to our problem perfect.

Hey, so back to our problem with jasper.

Hey, so back to our problem with jasper.

[ Groans ]

With jasper.

[ Groans ]

Don't groan.

[ Groans ]

Don't groan.

He's our friend.

Don't groan.

He's our friend.

Yeah, and it's not cool he's our friend.

Yeah, and it's not cool how we always yeah, and it's not cool how we always have to lie to him how we always have to lie to him and leave him all alone have to lie to him and leave him all alone when you need us at work.

And leave him all alone when you need us at work.

Okay.

When you need us at work.

Okay.

Here's an idea.

Okay.

Here's an idea.

What? Here's an idea.

What? What you got? What? What you got? One night soon, what you got? One night soon, we go to jasper's house one night soon, we go to jasper's house mm-hmm.

We go to jasper's house mm-hmm.

We sneak into his room mm-hmm.

We sneak into his room mm-hmm.

We sneak into his room mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

And we brain wipe his memory yeah.

And we brain wipe his memory so he doesn't remember and we brain wipe his memory so he doesn't remember either one of you.

So he doesn't remember either one of you.

What? Either one of you.

What? No.

What? No.

Friends don't wipe no.

Friends don't wipe friends' brains.

Friends don't wipe friends' brains.

Yeah, yeah.

Friends' brains.

Yeah, yeah.

Pass the lamb balls.

Yeah, yeah.

Pass the lamb balls.

Fine.

Pass the lamb balls.

Fine.

Poor lamb.

Fine.

Poor lamb.

Anyway, I got a better idea.

Poor lamb.

Anyway, I got a better idea.

What? Anyway, I got a better idea.

What? I say that we jus what? I say that we jus tell jasper that I'm kid danger.

I say that we jus tell jasper that I'm kid danger.

That was charming.

Tell jasper that I'm kid danger.

That was charming.

No.

No, no, no.

No, no, sir.

That was charming.

No.

No, no, no.

No, no, sir.

Oh, why not? No.

No, no, no.

No, no, sir.

Oh, why not? What's the worst thing oh, why not? What's the worst thing that could happen? What's the worst thing that could happen? The worst thing that could happen? The worst thing is if jasper blabs I the worst thing is if jasper blabs I all over the place, is if jasper blabs I all over the place, and then everyone in the world all over the place, and then everyone in the world knows henry's kid danger, and then everyone in the world knows henry's kid danger, and then bad guys follow him knows henry's kid danger, and then bad guys follow him and find out he works here, and then bad guys follow him and find out he works here, so then they know how and find out he works here, so then they know how to find both of us, so then they know how to find both of us, so then they could just blow up to find both of us, so then they could just blow up this whole place, and then so then they could just blow up this whole place, and then they could also figure ou this whole place, and then they could also figure ou where henry's house is, they could also figure ou where henry's house is, which puts him where henry's house is, which puts him and his whole family which puts him and his whole family in major danger.

And his whole family in major danger.

Okay, but other than that? In major danger.

Okay, but other than that? Nobody is going okay, but other than that? Nobody is going to tell jasper or anyone else nobody is going to tell jasper or anyone else that henry's kid danger.

To tell jasper or anyone else that henry's kid danger.

Come on, what if I promise that henry's kid danger.

Come on, what if I promise you he'll keep the secret? Come on, what if I promise you he'll keep the secret? You can't guarantee that.

You he'll keep the secret? You can't guarantee that.

All right.

You can't guarantee that.

All right.

Why don't we jus all right.

Why don't we jus test jasper and see? Why don't we jus test jasper and see? Yes.

Test jasper and see? Yes.

Good.

Yes.

Good.

What are you guys good.

What are you guys talking about? What are you guys talking about? We'll make up talking about? We'll make up some big old juicy secret.

We'll make up some big old juicy secret.

Ugh.

Some big old juicy secret.

Ugh.

And then if he keeps ugh.

And then if he keeps that secret for a week, and then if he keeps that secret for a week, we know we can trust him.

That secret for a week, we know we can trust him.

What do you think? We know we can trust him.

What do you think? Okay.

What do you think? Okay.

But I ge okay.

But I ge to pick the fake secret.

But I ge to pick the fake secret.

Sure.

To pick the fake secret.

Sure.

Done deal, man.

Sure.

Done deal, man.

Okay then.

Done deal, man.

Okay then.

So, what secre okay then.

So, what secre do you want us to tell him? So, what secre do you want us to tell him? That you and henry do you want us to tell him? That you and henry are boyfriend and girlfriend.

That you and henry are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Both: ew.

Are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Both: ew.

Hey.

Both: ew.

Hey.

It all just kind of happened.

Hey.

It all just kind of happened.

My dad was it all just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an afterschool job.

An irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an afterschool job.

And by accident, I wanted an afterschool job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah! He made me indestructible.

Ah! I went into this crazy store ah! I went into this crazy store and me I went into this crazy store and me a pretty interesting guy.

And me a pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

A pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me he turned out to be who call me he turned out to be you know the name.

He turned out to be you know the name.

Captain man! You know the name.

Captain man! That's right, henry.

Captain man! That's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha that's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha being a superhero in time, I realized tha being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

Being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

Is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart pledge to never ever ever i, henry hart pledge to never ever ever tell anyone pledge to never ever ever tell anyone that I'm captain man's tell anyone that I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

That I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

It is done.

Secret sidekick.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels good.

Call it.

Up the tube! Oh, my boot.

Ha! Okay.

And you say this happens every morning? Yeah.

I just walk by and the dog runs up to me, barking really loud, and he tries to bite me.

And how does tha make you feel? Anxious? Freaked out? Sometimes pee runs down my leg.

All right.

Let's try something.

What? Let's try something.

What? I'm going to pretend what? I'm going to pretend to be you.

I'm going to pretend to be you.

You pretend to be the dog.

To be you.

You pretend to be the dog.

Now, bark at me you pretend to be the dog.

Now, bark at me like he barks at you.

Now, bark at me like he barks at you.

Okay.

Like he barks at you.

Okay.

Woof, woof, woof.

Okay.

Woof, woof, woof.

Woof, woof, woof.

Woof, woof, woof.

Woof, woof, woof.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Woof, woof, woof.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

All right, all right.

Bad dog.

Bad dog.

All right, all right.

I'm sorry.

All right, all right.

I'm sorry.

You spanked me.

I'm sorry.

You spanked me.

That's right.

You spanked me.

That's right.

In life sometimes you go that's right.

In life sometimes you go to just face your fears, in life sometimes you go to just face your fears, throw them over your lap, to just face your fears, throw them over your lap, and spank them throw them over your lap, and spank them like it's your job.

And spank them like it's your job.

Yeah.

Like it's your job.

Yeah.

Whatever you say.

Yeah.

Whatever you say.

Good.

Whatever you say.

Good.

I'll need $20.

Good.

I'll need $20.

Twenty? I'll need $20.

Twenty? I thought it was going to be twenty? I thought it was going to be a lot less than 20-- I thought it was going to be a lot less than 20-- ah.

A lot less than 20-- ah.

Okay, okay.

Ah.

Okay, okay.

Spank you later.

Okay, okay.

Spank you later.

Ah, jeez.

Spank you later.

Ah, jeez.

Piper, are you spanking ah, jeez.

Piper, are you spanking your friends for money? Piper, are you spanking your friends for money? Nah, that kid's your friends for money? Nah, that kid's not my friend.

Nah, that kid's not my friend.

I'm a life coach.

Not my friend.

I'm a life coach.

What is a life coach? I'm a life coach.

What is a life coach? [ Sighs ]

What is a life coach? [ Sighs ]

When people have problems [ sighs ]

When people have problems in life, they come to me.

When people have problems in life, they come to me.

I give them good advice.

In life, they come to me.

I give them good advice.

Then they give me money.

I give them good advice.

Then they give me money.

Eh, I don't think then they give me money.

Eh, I don't think that's a very good idea.

Eh, I don't think that's a very good idea.

Wow, dad.

That's a very good idea.

Wow, dad.

That's pretty negative.

Wow, dad.

That's pretty negative.

Oh.

That's pretty negative.

Oh.

I didn't mean to be.

Oh.

I didn't mean to be.

What we mean to be I didn't mean to be.

What we mean to be doesn't matter.

What we mean to be doesn't matter.

It's what we do be.

Doesn't matter.

It's what we do be.

Oh.

It's what we do be.

Oh.

Hey.

Oh.

Hey.

Why do you think I ge hey.

Why do you think I ge so nervous in public restrooms? Why do you think I ge so nervous in public restrooms? Well, there could be so nervous in public restrooms? Well, there could be a lot of reasons for well, there could be a lot of reasons for hey, what's that in your hand? A lot of reasons for hey, what's that in your hand? Oh, I bought this hey, what's that in your hand? Oh, I bought this for your mom to protect her oh, I bought this for your mom to protect her when she's out at night alone.

For your mom to protect her when she's out at night alone.

See, if a bad person when she's out at night alone.

See, if a bad person bothers her, see, if a bad person bothers her, she just touches this bothers her, she just touches this to him and she just touches this to him and [ zapping ]

To him and [ zapping ]

Cool.

[ Zapping ]

Cool.

Is it deadly? Cool.

Is it deadly? No, no, no.

Is it deadly? No, no, no.

It doesn't cause no, no, no.

It doesn't cause permanent damage.

It doesn't cause permanent damage.

Oh.

Permanent damage.

Oh.

But it's extremely painful.

Oh.

But it's extremely painful.

Oh.

But it's extremely painful.

Oh.

Okay, who's going to start? Oh.

Okay, who's going to start? You start.

Okay, who's going to start? You start.

No, you start.

You start.

No, you start.

I don't want to start.

No, you start.

I don't want to start.

It's my house, I don't want to start.

It's my house, I make the rules.

It's my house, I make the rules.

Well, why'd you ask me I make the rules.

Well, why'd you ask me who's going to star well, why'd you ask me who's going to star if you knew who's going to star if you knew you wanted me to start? If you knew you wanted me to start? Are you serious? You wanted me to start? Are you serious? [ Talking at once ]

Are you serious? [ Talking at once ]

Hey, guys! [ Talking at once ]

Hey, guys! Oh, hey, jasper.

Hey, guys! Oh, hey, jasper.

Hi there, jasper.

Oh, hey, jasper.

Hi there, jasper.

So, why'd you guys hi there, jasper.

So, why'd you guys invite me to dinner? So, why'd you guys invite me to dinner? Pfftt.

Invite me to dinner? Pfftt.

What do you mean "why"? Pfftt.

What do you mean "why"? Friends don't need a reason what do you mean "why"? Friends don't need a reason to invite a friend for dinner, friends don't need a reason to invite a friend for dinner, right? To invite a friend for dinner, right? I guess.

Right? I guess.

Although we do have a reason.

I guess.

Although we do have a reason.

There is a reason.

Although we do have a reason.

There is a reason.

But first, did you see there is a reason.

But first, did you see we made your favorite dinner? But first, did you see we made your favorite dinner? [ Gasps ]

We made your favorite dinner? [ Gasps ]

Fish sticks and peas.

[ Gasps ]

Fish sticks and peas.

Yeah.

Sit down.

Fish sticks and peas.

Yeah.

Sit down.

So, we have something yeah.

Sit down.

So, we have something that we kind of wan so, we have something that we kind of wan to tell you.

That we kind of wan to tell you.

But first, you have to promise, to tell you.

But first, you have to promise, you got to swear tha but first, you have to promise, you got to swear tha you'll never tell anyone you got to swear tha you'll never tell anyone this secret.

You'll never tell anyone this secret.

No worries.

This secret.

No worries.

I can keep a secret.

No worries.

I can keep a secret.

Can you? I can keep a secret.

Can you? Yeah.

Can you? Yeah.

I never told charlotte yeah.

I never told charlotte you were the one I never told charlotte you were the one who k*lled her goldfish.

You were the one who k*lled her goldfish.

What? Who k*lled her goldfish.

What? You did not just say that.

What? You did not just say that.

You k*lled nemo? You did not just say that.

You k*lled nemo? We're getting you k*lled nemo? We're getting off track here.

We're getting off track here.

Now, we want tell you off track here.

Now, we want tell you a big secret, now, we want tell you a big secret, but you got to seriously swear a big secret, but you got to seriously swear that you'll never tell anyone.

But you got to seriously swear that you'll never tell anyone.

Ever, ever.

That you'll never tell anyone.

Ever, ever.

I swear on nemo's grave.

Ever, ever.

I swear on nemo's grave.

Stop mentioning nemo.

I swear on nemo's grave.

Stop mentioning nemo.

I can't believe stop mentioning nemo.

I can't believe you k*lled him.

I can't believe you k*lled him.

I tickled his back, you k*lled him.

I tickled his back, he had a stroke, I tickled his back, he had a stroke, it wasn't my fault.

He had a stroke, it wasn't my fault.

Charlotte and I it wasn't my fault.

Charlotte and I are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Charlotte and I are boyfriend and girlfriend.

You? Are boyfriend and girlfriend.

You? She? You? She? You and she? She? You and she? You and him? You and she? You and him? Dah.

You and him? Dah.

Aah.

Dah.

Aah.

What? Aah.

What? It's true.

What? It's true.

You guys are dating? It's true.

You guys are dating? We are.

You guys are dating? We are.

We're deep in love.

We are.

We're deep in love.

Wow.

We're deep in love.

Wow.

So you guys, like, wow.

So you guys, like, kiss and stuff? So you guys, like, kiss and stuff? Mm-hmm.

Kiss and stuff? Mm-hmm.

We sure do.

Mm-hmm.

We sure do.

We kiss a lot.

We sure do.

We kiss a lot.

Can I see? We kiss a lot.

Can I see? Well, we can't kiss can I see? Well, we can't kiss right now.

Well, we can't kiss right now.

Why not? Right now.

Why not? Because charlotte why not? Because charlotte has a mouth sore.

Because charlotte has a mouth sore.

Ew, gross.

Has a mouth sore.

Ew, gross.

Yeah, it's real gross.

Ew, gross.

Yeah, it's real gross.

Henry, why don't you take me yeah, it's real gross.

Henry, why don't you take me to the mouth doctor? Henry, why don't you take me to the mouth doctor? Sure, baby.

To the mouth doctor? Sure, baby.

Wait, it's nighttime.

Sure, baby.

Wait, it's nighttime.

I think all the doctors wait, it's nighttime.

I think all the doctors are closed.

I think all the doctors are closed.

Remember, you promised are closed.

Remember, you promised that you'd never tell anyone remember, you promised that you'd never tell anyone that we're boyfriend that you'd never tell anyone that we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

That we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Okay, but where are you going and girlfriend.

Okay, but where are you going to take charl-- okay, but where are you going to take charl-- at least I'm not the only one to take charl-- at least I'm not the only one who gets mouth sores.

At least I'm not the only one who gets mouth sores.

Ow.

Who gets mouth sores.

Ow.

So, you guys told jasper ow.

So, you guys told jasper yesterday, huh? So, you guys told jasper yesterday, huh? Yep.

Yesterday, huh? Yep.

We did.

Yep.

We did.

Ha.

We did.

Ha.

I bet he's already blabbed I ha.

I bet he's already blabbed I to every kid in your school I bet he's already blabbed I to every kid in your school and if he did, to every kid in your school and if he did, it means I was righ and if he did, it means I was righ and you were wrong, it means I was righ and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong, and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong.

I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong.

Hey.

I was right and you were wrong.

Hey.

That song's really repetitive.

Hey.

That song's really repetitive.

Both: shh.

That song's really repetitive.

Both: shh.

I wasn't talking.

Both: shh.

I wasn't talking.

Hey, jasper.

I wasn't talking.

Hey, jasper.

What are you doing here? Hey, jasper.

What are you doing here? I can't stop thinking what are you doing here? I can't stop thinking about what you guys I can't stop thinking about what you guys told me last night.

About what you guys told me last night.

Both: shh.

Told me last night.

Both: shh.

I didn't say anything.

Both: shh.

I didn't say anything.

But, man, this secre I didn't say anything.

But, man, this secre is hard to keep.

But, man, this secre is hard to keep.

Ahem.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Is hard to keep.

Ahem.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Henry, charlotte, ahem.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Henry, charlotte, I'm going to need you guys henry, charlotte, I'm going to need you guys to go down to the basemen I'm going to need you guys to go down to the basemen and mop the walls.

To go down to the basemen and mop the walls.

Since when do we have and mop the walls.

Since when do we have to mop the walls? Since when do we have to mop the walls? Since now.

To mop the walls? Since now.

But our friend jasper's here since now.

But our friend jasper's here and-- but our friend jasper's here and-- oh, hey, no worries.

And-- oh, hey, no worries.

I'll keep oh, hey, no worries.

I'll keep your little friend company.

I'll keep your little friend company.

I think something is up your little friend company.

I think something is up with those two.

I think something is up with those two.

I don't know anything.

With those two.

I don't know anything.

You sure? I don't know anything.

You sure? They seem like, you sure? They seem like, I don't know, they seem like, I don't know, like there's something I don't know, like there's something they're not telling me.

Like there's something they're not telling me.

Well, I can't help you.

They're not telling me.

Well, I can't help you.

Oh, well.

Well, I can't help you.

Oh, well.

Aah.

Oh, well.

Aah.

Oh, dear god.

Aah.

Oh, dear god.

What is that? Oh, dear god.

What is that? Oh, this? What is that? Oh, this? This is just king tut's oh, this? This is just king tut's golden bucket.

This is just king tut's golden bucket.

It is? Golden bucket.

It is? I've read about that bucket.

It is? I've read about that bucket.

It's over 3,000 years old.

I've read about that bucket.

It's over 3,000 years old.

Is it? It's over 3,000 years old.

Is it? Cool.

Is it? Cool.

I'm just going to sell I cool.

I'm just going to sell I for 30 bucks.

I'm just going to sell I for 30 bucks.

Thirty? For 30 bucks.

Thirty? I could have 30 bucks thirty? I could have 30 bucks by tomorrow.

I could have 30 bucks by tomorrow.

I can sell by tomorrow.

I can sell my grandmother's wheelchair.

I can sell my grandmother's wheelchair.

So you'll really sell it to me? My grandmother's wheelchair.

So you'll really sell it to me? Uh so you'll really sell it to me? Uh no.

Uh no.

No? No.

No? See, here's the thing, no? See, here's the thing, I think you know something see, here's the thing, I think you know something about henry and charlotte.

I think you know something about henry and charlotte.

Like maybe a secret.

About henry and charlotte.

Like maybe a secret.

[ Groans ]

Like maybe a secret.

[ Groans ]

Aw, ray's playing dirty.

[ Groans ]

Aw, ray's playing dirty.

We should've made a rule aw, ray's playing dirty.

We should've made a rule against bucket temptation.

We should've made a rule against bucket temptation.

Yeah, I think henry against bucket temptation.

Yeah, I think henry and charlotte have a secret, yeah, I think henry and charlotte have a secret, and I think you know what it is.

And charlotte have a secret, and I think you know what it is.

And I'm not going to sell and I think you know what it is.

And I'm not going to sell king tut's golden bucke and I'm not going to sell king tut's golden bucke to a boy who would king tut's golden bucke to a boy who would keep secrets from me.

To a boy who would keep secrets from me.

But that's not fair.

Keep secrets from me.

But that's not fair.

Life isn't fair, son.

But that's not fair.

Life isn't fair, son.

You know what life often is? Life isn't fair, son.

You know what life often is? What? You know what life often is? What? Unfair.

What? Unfair.

[ Groans ]

Unfair.

[ Groans ]

Come on, jasp.

[ Groans ]

Come on, jasp.

Stay strong.

Come on, jasp.

Stay strong.

Just tell me what you know.

Stay strong.

Just tell me what you know.

And you'll be walking just tell me what you know.

And you'll be walking out of here with king tut's and you'll be walking out of here with king tut's golden bucket righ out of here with king tut's golden bucket righ in your sweaty hands.

Golden bucket righ in your sweaty hands.

Can I tell you a secre in your sweaty hands.

Can I tell you a secre about someone else? Can I tell you a secre about someone else? No.

About someone else? No.

My mom steals butter no.

My mom steals butter from restaurants.

My mom steals butter from restaurants.

Don't care.

From restaurants.

Don't care.

Not surprised.

Don't care.

Not surprised.

Will you please sell me not surprised.

Will you please sell me the bucket? Will you please sell me the bucket? Tell me the secret.

The bucket? Tell me the secret.

[ Grunting ]

Tell me the secret.

[ Grunting ]

You did the right thing [ grunting ]

You did the right thing coming to me.

You did the right thing coming to me.

[ Groans ]

Coming to me.

[ Groans ]

Don't make that noise.

[ Groans ]

Don't make that noise.

So, I have this really,o, I , don't make that noise.

So, I have this really,o, I , really big secret.

So, I have this really,o, I , really big secret.

Big secret.

Really big secret.

Big secret.

Okay.

Big secret.

Okay.

And I promised okay.

And I promised two friends of mine tha and I promised two friends of mine tha I would never tell anyone.

Two friends of mine tha I would never tell anyone.

Well, that's the tough thing I would never tell anyone.

Well, that's the tough thing about secrets.

Well, that's the tough thing about secrets.

You know, keeping them.

About secrets.

You know, keeping them.

I know.

You know, keeping them.

I know.

But if I tell someone I know.

But if I tell someone the secret, I will get something but if I tell someone the secret, I will get something I want so bad.

The secret, I will get something I want so bad.

You got to keep the secret.

I want so bad.

You got to keep the secret.

Well, how do I resis you got to keep the secret.

Well, how do I resis the temptation? Well, how do I resis the temptation? With this.

The temptation? With this.

What's that? With this.

What's that? This is a learning tool.

What's that? This is a learning tool.

Give me your hand.

This is a learning tool.

Give me your hand.

Okay, now what? Give me your hand.

Okay, now what? Tell me the secret.

Okay, now what? Tell me the secret.

But I'm not supposed to.

Tell me the secret.

But I'm not supposed to.

It's okay, I'm a life coach.

But I'm not supposed to.

It's okay, I'm a life coach.

Tell me the secret.

It's okay, I'm a life coach.

Tell me the secret.

All right.

Tell me the secret.

All right.

The secret is that-- all right.

The secret is that-- [ zapping ]

The secret is that-- [ zapping ]

Dah.

[ Zapping ]

Dah.

Aah.

Dah.

Aah.

Why? Aah.

Why? I'm helping you learn why? I'm helping you learn to keep your secre I'm helping you learn to keep your secre by causing you pain to keep your secre by causing you pain when you try to tell it.

By causing you pain when you try to tell it.

Oh.

When you try to tell it.

Oh.

All right, I get it.

Oh.

All right, I get it.

Good.

All right, I get it.

Good.

Now good.

Now tell me the secret.

Now tell me the secret.

But I don't wan tell me the secret.

But I don't wan to get zapped again.

But I don't wan to get zapped again.

No, no, we're done with that.

To get zapped again.

No, no, we're done with that.

I just need to know your secre no, no, we're done with that.

I just need to know your secre so I can help you more.

I just need to know your secre so I can help you more.

Oh.

So I can help you more.

Oh.

Okay, don't tell anyone this, oh.

Okay, don't tell anyone this, but-- okay, don't tell anyone this, but-- [ zapping ]

But-- [ zapping ]

Aah.

[ Zapping ]

Aah.

You always have aah.

You always have to keep a secret.

You always have to keep a secret.

Okay, I will.

To keep a secret.

Okay, I will.

Good.

Okay, I will.

Good.

Now, give me $20.

Good.

Now, give me $20.

Can I borrow now, give me $20.

Can I borrow your learning tool? Can I borrow your learning tool? [ Text message alert ]

Your learning tool? [ Text message alert ]

Who's that? [ Text message alert ]

Who's that? Jasper.

Who's that? Jasper.

He just got off the bus jasper.

He just got off the bus and he's on his way here.

He just got off the bus and he's on his way here.

Oh.

And he's on his way here.

Oh.

You mean our friend oh.

You mean our friend who's kept the secre you mean our friend who's kept the secre we told him? Who's kept the secre we told him? That's the jasper.

We told him? That's the jasper.

The deal is he's go that's the jasper.

The deal is he's go to keep your fake secre the deal is he's go to keep your fake secre for a whole week.

To keep your fake secre for a whole week.

Only two days to go.

For a whole week.

Only two days to go.

Only two days to go.

Only two days to go.

Only two days to go.

Hey, guys.

Only two days to go.

Hey, guys.

Oh, hey.

Hey, guys.

Oh, hey.

Come to hang? Oh, hey.

Come to hang? Nope.

Come to hang? Nope.

I'm here to talk to your boss.

Nope.

I'm here to talk to your boss.

Well, good.

I'm here to talk to your boss.

Well, good.

I like talking to you.

Well, good.

I like talking to you.

Well, actually, I like talking to you.

Well, actually, ray's really busy well, actually, ray's really busy and we got a lot of work-- ray's really busy and we got a lot of work-- hey.

And we got a lot of work-- hey.

Henry, charlotte, hey.

Henry, charlotte, please go down to the basemen henry, charlotte, please go down to the basemen and rotate the light bulbs.

Please go down to the basemen and rotate the light bulbs.

Rotate the light bulbs? And rotate the light bulbs.

Rotate the light bulbs? What does that even mean? Rotate the light bulbs? What does that even mean? It means I want you what does that even mean? It means I want you to unscrew all the light bulbs it means I want you to unscrew all the light bulbs and then screw them to unscrew all the light bulbs and then screw them back in again.

And then screw them back in again.

Off you go.

Back in again.

Off you go.

Hello.

Off you go.

Hello.

I know why you're here.

Hello.

I know why you're here.

You been thinking I know why you're here.

You been thinking about something.

You been thinking about something.

Dreaming.

About something.

Dreaming.

Thinking and dreaming.

Dreaming.

Thinking and dreaming.

I want that bucket.

Thinking and dreaming.

I want that bucket.

I know you do.

I want that bucket.

I know you do.

$60.

I know you do.

$60.

That's double what you asked.

$60.

That's double what you asked.

[ Sighs ]

That's double what you asked.

[ Sighs ]

Okay.

I was very clear.

[ Sighs ]

Okay.

I was very clear.

I know you have a secret.

Okay.

I was very clear.

I know you have a secret.

If you want me I know you have a secret.

If you want me to sell you this bucket, if you want me to sell you this bucket, you better start talking.

To sell you this bucket, you better start talking.

Keep the secret, buddy.

You better start talking.

Keep the secret, buddy.

Don't break, jasper.

Keep the secret, buddy.

Don't break, jasper.

I will not tell you don't break, jasper.

I will not tell you my secret.

I will not tell you my secret.

This is a simple my secret.

This is a simple business transaction.

This is a simple business transaction.

My $60 for king tut's bucket.

Business transaction.

My $60 for king tut's bucket.

No deal.

My $60 for king tut's bucket.

No deal.

Come on.

No deal.

Come on.

I'll tell you what.

Come on.

I'll tell you what.

You can have it for free.

I'll tell you what.

You can have it for free.

Free? You can have it for free.

Free? Just tell me free? Just tell me your little secret.

Just tell me your little secret.

[ Groans ]

Your little secret.

[ Groans ]

Oh, man, this is intense.

[ Groans ]

Oh, man, this is intense.

Do we really have to unscrew oh, man, this is intense.

Do we really have to unscrew and rescrew do we really have to unscrew and rescrew all these light bulbs? And rescrew all these light bulbs? No, shh.

All these light bulbs? No, shh.

What's it going to be, boy? No, shh.

What's it going to be, boy? [ Groans ]

What's it going to be, boy? [ Groans ]

Bucket for the secret.

[ Groans ]

Bucket for the secret.

[ Groans ]

Bucket for the secret.

[ Groans ]

One sec.

[ Groans ]

One sec.

[ Zapping ]

One sec.

[ Zapping ]

Aah.

[ Zapping ]

Aah.

[ Sighs ]

Aah.

[ Sighs ]

I will not tell you my secret.

[ Sighs ]

I will not tell you my secret.

Yeah.

I will not tell you my secret.

Yeah.

That a boy, jasper.

Yeah.

That a boy, jasper.

[ Sighs ]

That a boy, jasper.

[ Sighs ]

Hold on, I'll be right back.

[ Sighs ]

Hold on, I'll be right back.

[ Elevator dings ]

Hold on, I'll be right back.

[ Elevator dings ]

Oh, you guys think [ elevator dings ]

Oh, you guys think you're so smart.

Oh, you guys think you're so smart.

No, we think we're so right.

You're so smart.

No, we think we're so right.

You're just mad no, we think we're so right.

You're just mad because we proved jasper you're just mad because we proved jasper can keep a secret.

Because we proved jasper can keep a secret.

It's not over yet.

Can keep a secret.

It's not over yet.

[ Beeping ]

It's not over yet.

[ Beeping ]

One french fry.

[ Beeping ]

One french fry.

One french fry.

One french fry.

One french fry.

Wait, what are you going one french fry.

Wait, what are you going to do with that french fry? Wait, what are you going to do with that french fry? This.

To do with that french fry? This.

Aw, ray, don't feel bad this.

Aw, ray, don't feel bad just because aw, ray, don't feel bad just because both: we were righ just because both: we were righ and you were wrong, both: we were righ and you were wrong, we were righ and you were wrong, we were righ and you were wrong, we were righ and you were wrong, we were righ and you were wrong, we were righ and you were wrong.

We were righ and you were wrong.

Ja.

And you were wrong.

Ja.

[ Elevator dings ]

Ja.

[ Elevator dings ]

Don't count your jaspers [ elevator dings ]

Don't count your jaspers before they hatch.

Don't count your jaspers before they hatch.

What do you think before they hatch.

What do you think he meant by that? What do you think he meant by that? I don't know.

He meant by that? I don't know.

But I think it's from the bible.

I don't know.

But I think it's from the bible.

All right.

But I think it's from the bible.

All right.

I have $100 here.

All right.

I have $100 here.

If you'll-- I have $100 here.

If you'll-- stop.

If you'll-- stop.

I'll sell it to you stop.

I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks.

I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks.

Just $10? For 10 bucks.

Just $10? Why'd he drop the price just $10? Why'd he drop the price to 10? Why'd he drop the price to 10? That's too low to 10? That's too low for a tut bucket.

That's too low for a tut bucket.

Well, you going for a tut bucket.

Well, you going to buy the bucket? Well, you going to buy the bucket? I'm not telling you to buy the bucket? I'm not telling you my secret.

I'm not telling you my secret.

You don't need to.

My secret.

You don't need to.

Henry and charlotte you don't need to.

Henry and charlotte just told me henry and charlotte just told me down in the basement.

Just told me down in the basement.

Really? Down in the basement.

Really? They told you they're boyfriend really? They told you they're boyfriend and girlfriend? They told you they're boyfriend and girlfriend? No.

And girlfriend? No.

But you just did.

No.

But you just did.

[ Laughs ]

But you just did.

[ Laughs ]

No.

[ Laughs ]

No.

Both: dang it.

No.

Both: dang it.

I was righ both: dang it.

I was righ and you were wrong, I was righ and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong, and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong.

I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong.

Will you mute him? I was right and you were wrong.

Will you mute him? I'm trying.

Will you mute him? I'm trying.

I deserve this.

I'm trying.

I deserve this.

[ Zapping ]

I deserve this.

[ Zapping ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Zapping ]

Aah.

[ Zapping ]

Aah.

Oh.

Aah.

Oh.

So oh.

So why'd you guys break up? So why'd you guys break up? Because he k*lled why'd you guys break up? Because he k*lled my goldfish.

Because he k*lled my goldfish.

She has mouth sores.

My goldfish.

She has mouth sores.

Well, even though you guys she has mouth sores.

Well, even though you guys broke up, can't I jus well, even though you guys broke up, can't I jus see you kiss once? See you kiss once? Both: no.

Can't stop me both: no.

Can't stop me from thinking about it.

[ Oven bell ]