- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
- ♪ Oh, Merry Old Christmas ♪
- Christmas? Again?
Everyone bein' nice,
singin' songs,
eatin' figgy pudding.
- Hey, it's still
a week away,
so you've got plenty of time
to get your figgy on.
- Never. I will fight Christmas
as long as I live.
It's the number one
supervillain rule,
followed by never
help old people.
- Tsk. You can't defeat
the spirit of Christmas, Max.
♪ Merry Old Christmas! ♪
[ringing sleigh bells]
- Ho! Ho! Ho!
Nice job, Phoebe.
- You've definitely
outdone yourself.
- ♪ Merry Almost-Christmas! ♪
- Okay, we get it.
- Billy's even helping me make
sure we have a white Christmas.
- Yep. Check out
my snow dance.
Make it snow!
Make it snow!
- Make him stop.
Make him stop.
- Sorry, Nora,
the forecast says no snow
and Billy's awesome dance moves
aren't gonna change that.
- But it's our holiday
tradition.
It's not a Thunderman
Christmas
if we're not all together
playing in the snow.
- Don't worry, Nora.
I'm sure it'll still feel
just like the holidays.
- Yeah, that's right,
but just to help...
I arranged a Secret Santa
gift exchange.
Now all you have to do--
- HANK: Ooooh!
- BARB: I like that.
- Just do that, I guess.
- NORA: I got Mom!
- BARB: I got Max!
- HANK: I got Phoebe!
- Sweet! I got myself.
I can't wait to see
what I get me.
- All right, fine, um...
- I got, uh, Dad.
- HANK: Oh!
- Which means Max,
you got...Nora.
- You're going down, Nora.
- Does anybody
wanna switch with me?
Okay.
- You know what, Nora?
I'm gonna keep our
family tradition alive.
How does snow from
Mount Fuji sound?
[zooming]
[zooming]
It's blizzard time!
The snow turned into water.
It's a Christmas Miracle!
[water splats]
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- It's already
Christmas Eve, Max,
and you haven't asked me about
my mistletoe hat.
- I'm sorry, buddy.
What's this cry
for attention about?
- Well, normally,
I hate Christmas.
But this year I'm using
it as an excuse
to get a smooch from...
your mom!
- Colosso, my mom
can't stand you.
- Well, if she
kisses your dad,
I've gotta be in the game.
Hey, what's with the old
cottage cheese in a box?
- Well, Nora wants
a white Christmas.
So I'm givin' her one.
Though it may be
green and stinky
by the time she opens it.
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
- PHOEBE & BARB: ♪ And
a partridge in a pear tree ♪
- One day, I'm gonna
find that tree, chop it down,
and make
a partridge/pear pie.
- Max, you're such a Scrooge.
- Oh, Phoebe, you say
the sweetest things.
- Oh, Barb, can you
help me out?
Something's in my eye.
- Fine. Let me look.
- Uh-oh, look who's
under the mistletoe.
You have to kiss me!
- You got me.
Close your eyes.
- ♪ Ready ♪
- [powers zapping]
- [yelping]
Playin' hard to get, huh?
Me likey.
- Uh, Dad, what's with
the giant block of ice?
- I can't wait to lick it!
- No! No, no, no, no, no.
It's not for licking.
It's for...
What is it for, Hank?
- Nora was right
about keeping
our Thunderman holiday
tradition.
All I need to do to make
it snow is get this
block of ice up into
the pouffy clouds.
- That plan sounds pouffy.
- Don't worry, Dad.
I believe in you.
- Thank you, Nora.
Thunderman, away!
- [loud thud]
- [plaster shattering]
- Why doesn't he ever
use the same hole?
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
That should do it.
- Get ready for snow!
- [object whistling]
- [loud thud]
- [sighs] Well, you tried
your best, Dad.
You can stop licking
it now, Billy.
- [garbled speech]
Actually, I can't.
- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
- Oh, stupid Phoebe...
trying to give me the stupid
Christmas spirit!
Stay out of my lair!
- PHOEBE: Goodnight.
♪ Merry Christmas Eve ♪
- I tried to stop her, Max.
But Christmas is strong
in that one.
- I'm gonna drown out
this holiday cheer
with some soothing sounds.
- [tires squealing]
- [objects crashing]
- [brakes screeching]
- Much better.
- [tires squealing]
- [objects smashing]
- [tires squealing]
- [brakes screeching]
- [cat yowling]
- You should like totally
wake up, Max Thunderman.
- Mom? Dad?
Phoebe finally snapped!
- [Valley Girl accent]
As if? I'm not "Pheeba"!
I am the Spirit of
Christmas Past.
- Go away.
- [object clunks]
- How did you do that?
- I told you I'm not "Pheeba."
I've come to show you
that all your lame ideas
to ruin Christmas have failed.
Like royally.
- Okay, Spirit of
Christmas Past,
exactly when in the past
was that outfit cool?
- The ' s, barfbag.
Now, come see how bogus
you've been in the past.
- I've always ruined Christmas
and I always will.
- You're right.
Go back to bed.
Psyche!
- [whooshing]
- Hey, this is our old
home in Metroburg.
- No duh!
There's you and "Pheeba"
with your parents
on your very
first Christmas.
It was the first lame gift
you tried to give them.
- Merry Christmas, Phoebe.
- BABY PHOEBE: [cooing]
- Merry Christmas, Max.
- BABY MAX: [sputtering]
Barf!
[vomit splattering]
- Oh, I'm good.
Direct hit.
Take that, Christmas.
- Keep watching.
- Hank, he said my name.
Max's first word
was "Barb!"
- No, no, no, no, no.
I said "barf."
- I totally heard "Barb."
- This is the best
Christmas gift ever.
- Say what you want,
but I still barfed on her.
That Christmas was ruined
just like I ruined every
other Christmas.
- Did ya?
- You bet your jingle
bells, I did.
- Tsk. Well, let's go
scope it out, McFly.
- [whooshing]
- Hey, if you
keep doing that,
I'm gonna "Barb"
all over you.
Hey, this was our last
Christmas in Metroburg--
all because of me.
[spraying saliva from braces]
Don't just stand there.
Open your presents.
- Cool! Prehistoric poo.
- Billy, it's a lump
of coal.
- Ugh! Gross! Ugh!
- Ha! Merry
Christmas, suckers!
[laughing]
What could have gone
wrong this time?
I crushed the Christmas
spirit so hard,
we had to move.
- Well, you're like
sort of right,
but like mostly wrong.
- I have an idea.
Hand me your coal, everyone.
[crushing coal]
[powers zapping]
- ALL: [gasping]
- [spraying saliva from braces]
That's the biggest diamond
I've ever seen--we're rich!
- Well, we're
not rich, but...
maybe there's enough here
for us to retire on
so we can spend more
time with the kids!
- We could move
to the suburbs
and give them
a normal childhood.
I hear Hiddenville
is great.
- Oh, it'll be great to
get Max away from
all the supervillains
here in Metroburg.
- Christmas spirit rules!
Thanks, Max!
- Don't thanks Max.
[sputtering saliva]
- BARB, HANK, PHOEBE:
Best Christmas ever!
- How is this possible?
- Now do you see how you're like
totally wasting your time
trying to k*ll
the Christmas spirit?
It'll always turn your
bad gifts into good gifts.
So, you might as well just
give Nora a good gift.
- Or I get Nora
no gift at all.
That'll definitely
ruin her Christmas.
Thanks, old time spirit.
- Don't thank me.
That wasn't the point.
- Can't hear ya. Too busy
waking myself up.
- Stop that. Stop waking
yourself up!
- [smacking face]
Ow!
Sleeping slaps hurt!
- What's all
the muttering about?
- I had a dream I gave
everyone bad gifts.
- That wasn't a dream.
You're about to give
Nora cottage cheese.
- She's not getting
cottage cheese any more.
Empty. This'll work.
[writing] "To Nora.
Try turning this into diamonds."
And now, nature's lullaby.
- [bombs whistling, exploding]
- [tube whacks]
- Ow!
- Wake up, Max!
It's Christmas morning!
- What the Dickens
are you supposed to be?
- I'm the Spirit
of Christmas "Present."
Get it?
- Got it.
Let's "wrap" this up.
Get it?
- Can't. You didn't
learn a thing
from the Spirit
of Christmas Past.
So, now I have to show
you Nora's reaction
when she opens her gift
in the morning.
- No thanks, barfbag.
See, I did learn something.
- [loud whack]
- Ow!
Why's that wrapping paper
hurt so much?
- Because it's a bat.
- I'll get my shoes.
- [sighs]
I love my job.
- ♪
- Man, I look good
in the morning.
Here you go, Nora.
- Thanks, Max.
- Oh, it's "nothing."
[laughs]
And I'm funny, too.
- Hey, what gives?
- What's wrong, Nora?
- There's nothing
inside, that's what.
- That is messed up!
- Un-Merry Christmas!
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
how could you?
- Apologize to your sister.
- Only if you apologize
for my middle name.
- BARB & HANK:
We're sorry.
- Oh.
Well, I'm still
not apologizing.
- Don't worry, guys.
It's gonna take
a lot more than
one empty box to ruin
Christmas, right, Nora?
- No snow? No present?
Christmas is ruined!
- Batter up!
- Ow!
- Hey, what's all
the hubbub?
Another bad dream?
- Yeah, but this one
finally opened my eyes.
I think I learned a valuable
lesson about Christmas.
- Don't drink your Dad's eggnog
because I bathe in it?
- I've been a complete
fool, Colosso.
What kind of
small-minded person
tries to ruin
a little girl's Christmas?
When he could ruin
everyone's Christmas!
[cackling]
- COLOSSO: [cackling]
- Oh, I'm a mean one.
- ♪
- COLOSSO: [cackling]
- My dream of ruining Christmas
is finally coming true!
I can't wait to wake up
and see everyone's
disappointed faces.
- Barb will be so upset,
she won't see
the mistletoe comin'.
Then it's nothin' but lips.
- [recorded man cackling]
- [whooshing]
- [bed thudding]
- Please don't be another
weird Phoebe.
- I am the Spirit
of Christmas Future...
where we have awesome haircuts
and giant candy.
Max Thunderman, you stole
Christmas from your family.
- That's right. What are you
gonna do about it?
Ah, don't hit me!
- Oh, that's right.
Christmas Present was here.
She bats cleanup on our Spirit
softball team.
Now, come on, let us go see how
things turned out in the future.
- And get giant candy?
- No.
- [whooshing]
- Whoa! I like it.
Evil chic.
Black super-suits.
Now that's a family I'm
proud to be a part of.
Hey, where's Nora?
- We'll get to that later.
But, first, behold!
- BARB & HANK:
[cackling]
- Are they cackling?
Who taught them
how to cackle?
- After you sank their
joy of Christmas,
they turned to
a life of crime...
and cackling.
- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
- Oh, did you see how
fast those guards ran?
- Oh, especially that old guy!
Then again, you were sh**ting
lightning bolts at his butt.
- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
- Ohhhhh...
- I hate you so much.
- I hate you more, baby.
[smooching]
- Aside from the kissing,
this is the greatest
day of my life.
Future bump.
- Bumping is no longer
a "thing."
We mind text.
I will send you
one now.
[powers zapping]
- Well, that's just rude.
- It is now time to go see
what became of your beautiful
sister, Phoebe.
- Beautiful? [scoffs]
I think you've
got the wrong Phoebe.
Just a little joke.
I'm having so much fun.
- [whooshing]
- Hiddenville High?
It looks like I finally
turned this place around.
- No, your sister did.
It is now called Phoebe
Thunderman Academy of Fear
and here comes its
wicked queen now.
- [thunderous pounding]
- MAX: Phoebe's bad, too?
- So bad she rules this school
with an iron fist.
- [iron fist clanking]
- [ground vibrating]
- Oh, a real iron fist.
- She got it from a diabolical
wood shop accident.
- So lucky.
- Hey, quarterback,
you're benched.
- [loud thud]
- [laughing]
Benched...
'cause it's a bench.
[laughing]
I'm gonna mind text
you--LOL.
- Maybe it's time you see
what happened to Billy
after his Christmas
was ruined.
- Billy turned evil, too?
I never wanna wake up.
- [whooshing]
- Oh!
Why is Billy's picture
in my lair?
- It's his lair now.
The lair goes to the most evil
person in the family.
- More evil than me?
[scoffs]
Impossible.
I replace seeing eye dogs
with blind ones.
- Billy didn't get
any video games for Christmas.
That left him with
- hours a day
to do nothing but get angry.
- No, you listen to
me, Mrs. Claus.
Put Santa on the phone
or the elves get it!
- Whoa! Stealin'
the fat man's elves?
Tsk, why didn't
I think of that?
- You did not think of that
because you are his pet.
- [Max's voice] Hey, Billy,
it's really funny
what you're doin'
to those elves.
Please feed me.
- Sure, Max.
How about
a shut-your-mouth sandwich?!
- It is me.
What kind of future
is this?
And where are my pants?
- He took them so you
would not run away.
He needs you.
He has nobody else
to hang out with.
- Why?
Where's Nora?
- I was saving the most
important part for last.
Hold on!
- [whooshing]
- Oh!
Oh, what happened
to our old place?
- This is where
Nora lives now.
She had so many
great memories here,
she came back to keep
the Christmas spirit alive.
- Did she forget to pay our
heating bill in the future?
- [powers zapping]
That's okay.
We don't need a fire.
We have each other
to keep warm.
Get excited, everybody!
This year's Christmas
bean is kidney!
And be sure to save
room for dessert.
We've got dumpster mints!
- Why's she feeding
dumpster mints to dolls?
- Nora refused to
become a villain,
so your family kicked
her to the curb...
right next to the dumpster
where she found those mints.
- Oh, I almost forgot.
I have something special
for you, Max.
- Run, doll Max,
save yourself.
- Merry Christmas.
I forgive you for
stealing Christmas
and splitting
up our family.
- She forgives me?
- I love you, Max.
- [zooming]
- NORA & MAX: Billy, no!
- They cannot hear you.
- Give it back.
That's the only bow I have
left and it's for Max.
- You should've turned evil
like the rest of us, Nora.
- Never!
- Fine.
FYI: If you're gonna eat
beans, open a window.
Oh, that's right.
You can't afford windows.
[zooming]
[cackling]
- How can he do
that to her?
- You did this to her.
- No, I just...
meant to ruin
one little day,
not her whole life.
I have to fix this.
- Sorry, Max Thunderman,
it's too late.
- [whooshing]
- No, no, it can't be.
Take me back!
Please, please,
I wanna change this.
Don't go! Don't go!
Don't go!
Don't go! Don't go!
- I'm starting to rethink
this whole roommate thing.
- Colosso!
[gasping]
Am I me or am I
you in the future?
- I'm the me who's gonna bite
you if you keep waking me up!
- It is you!
Come here, you big,
beautiful bunny!
[smooching]
- Huh, you're not Barb,
but I'll take what I can get.
- It's : .
It's still Christmas Eve.
I have enough time
to save Christmas.
- Call me!
- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
- Get down here,
sleepyheads.
It's Christmas!
- Why is Max
dressed like that?
- I don't know.
- Merry Christmas,
my beautiful family.
[jingling sleigh bells]
- Why is Max
acting like that?
- I still don't know.
- Guess who made
figgy pudding?
Mmmmm!
- Okay, everybody,
lock arms.
Don't let go
no matter what.
- What are you guys
waiting for?
Let's open our gifts.
- PHOEBE: Aw...
- HANK: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Oh, awesome.
- Beautiful.
- A video game!
I know what I'll be doing for
the next - hours.
- HANK: [laughing]
- Nora, this one
is from me.
- Hey, what gives?
- What's wrong, Nora?
- There's nothing inside,
that's what.
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
how could you?
- Oh, wait,
there is something.
- Never mind.
- [reading]
"Look outside. Love Max."
- HANK: Oh!
- BILLY: A white world!
- A white Christmas?
I knew it would happen.
This is the best
Christmas ever!
- Max, how did
you do this?
- Hello? Super genius.
I built a machine to freeze
the world's water supply.
But today, it'll make
snow for Nora.
- I love you, Max.
Can we go outside and chuck
snowballs at the neighbors?
- Well, it wouldn't
be much of
a Thunderman Christmas,
if we didn't.
- Max?
I'd like to think
all my pushing
finally convinced you to embrace
the spirit of Christmas.
- It's not so bad being
good once a year
if it means Nora doesn't
have to eat dumpster mints.
- What are you
talking about?
- Like you don't
know, "Pheeba".
- Wait for me!
- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
- ♪
02x10 - Winter Thunderland
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.