- Mom, Nora grew last night.
- I'm finally tall enough
to go on Thunderman: The Ride!
- That's great.
I told you, if you
were only patient--
and you're standing on
my romance novels.
Honey, you can't walk around
Amazing Land like that.
- Sure I can. Oops!
- And she's down.
- Honey, your Dad will be here
any second to measure you
and then we'll know
if you can get on that ride.
- I really hope so.
I've been waiting for Nora
to be tall enough
so our first ride
can be together.
- We even made a special
friendship frame
to hold the picture we're
gonna take on the ride.
- And we've been practicing
our scream faces.
- [silent screaming]
- HANK: [whooshes]
- He's back!
- I borrowed this
from Amazing Land.
Funny story--the day this
picture was taken, it was --
- Blah, blah, blah,
you did stuff.
Measure me!
[gasps]
Yes, I'm a giant!
- ALL: [cheering, hooting]
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
You all finally recognized
my greatness.
- Sorry, Max, I think
that was for me.
I got my hair cut yesterday.
- Actually, we don't care about
either of those things--
because we are all going
to Amazing Land
to ride Thunderman: The Ride!
- BARB: [squealing]
- Say what?
- Come again?
- Nora's finally tall enough.
Come on, everyone,
let's get ready.
- HANK: Yay!
- BILLY: Woo!
- Thunderman: The Ride.
- This isn't happening.
- [carnival music]
- [ride thundering]
- [screaming]
- That was the most
terrifying thing ever.
- What kind of people
would enjoy that?
- That was amazing!
- Come on, kids,
off to the next ride.
- BARB & HANK:
[laughing]
- MAX & PHOEBE:
Never again.
Never again!
Never again.
Never again!
- Also, let's never hug
each other again.
- Totally.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- I can't go on
that ride again.
The automated voice still
haunts my dreams.
"Secure personal objects
and enjoy the ride."
I will not "enjoy the ride"!
- And I will not
"secure personal objects"!
- I'm sure if we just told
Mom and Dad the truth,
they wouldn't make us go.
- No one can know.
If it got out that two supes
are afraid of
amusement park rides,
our lives would be ruined.
Well, you don't have a life,
but I have everything to lose.
- Yes, because
a talking rabbit
and boy band hair
is everything.
- I knew, one day,
Nora would be tall enough.
- Curse her love of milk!
- Which is why I have a plan.
- [powers zapping]
- We change our identities.
I'll be Benito Sancho Gallini,
the Duke of Portugal,
and you're "Steve."
- Wait, Max, while you were
explaining your dumb idea,
I just came up with
something a lot easier.
Let's just tell Mom and Dad
we already have plans.
- Okay, we'll do your idea.
- Great.
Why won't this thing
come off?
- It's the glue, Steve.
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[sighing]
- [mustache ripping]
- Ow!
- Oh, oh, yeah!
Watch that candy.
Sure I'll buy more cherry chews.
Not my credit card.
- HANK: Colosso!
- Uh-oh.
- I was just buying tickets
to Amazing Land
when I found out someone else
has been using my credit card,
playing an on-line game
called "Candy Squash"?
- I'm sorry, I've never
heard of it.
- [computer bloops]
- MALE VOICE:
Your candy is squashed.
Game over.
- Oh, Candy Squash.
[chuckling]
- You just spent $ ,
on virtual candy?
I mean, real candy, I get.
But virtual candy?
You're gonna pay me back or
I will be playing Rabbit Squash.
- Wait! How am I supposed
to come up with $ , ?
You turned me into an animal.
[sighing]
Hm...
Hm...Hm!
[chuckling]
Coloss-O's cereal.
[chuckling]
I am evilly delicious.
[chuckling]
- BARB: Phoebe, Max,
let's go!
- Actually, I'm off to
the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing
Land without me. Bye.
- Wait. What?
- I said I'm off to
the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing
Land without me. Bye.
- No, Phoebe, you're
coming with us.
You know how important this day
is to Billy and Nora.
- Yeah, but today is
the last day I can...
return this vase.
- We've had that
for six years.
- I'm getting store credit.
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- PHOEBE: Oh!
- [vase shatters]
- That was a warning sh*t.
Next time, you get
a second belly button.
Sorry, I'm just real excited.
[giggles]
- Listen, I would love to go to
Amazing Land, but I can't.
I've got community service.
I have to pick up trash
on the side of the highway.
- BILLY: [zooming]
Done! And I found
a half-eaten granola bar.
- PHOEBE & MAX:
[speaking at the same time]
- Guys, stop! I get it.
You guys think hanging out
with your family is lame.
- Yeah, that's it.
- You guys are lame.
- Well, I'm sorry,
but you're going.
And I can guarantee you
this trip is not gonna be lame.
- ♪ Super villain has
the wedgiest tights ♪
♪ Wedgiest tights
wedgiest tights ♪
♪ Super villain has
the wedgiest tights ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I kicked him
in the butt ♪
- HANK & BARB:
[laughing]
- It's bad enough if everyone
knows we're gonna be afraid,
but do we have to listen to this
offensive Super Villain song?
- BILLY: One more time.
♪ Oh the Super Villain has-- ♪
- Billy! You spilled
my chips!
- It was an accident.
I was just feeling the music.
- Can you feel this?
- Ow!
- Hey, kids, come on,
no fighting.
I will turn this car around
and we'll all go home.
I'm as serious as
my limited edition
Thunderman: The Ride hat.
- I don't know what
that means.
Oh, just tell me what
you're trying to say.
- We'll use our powers to trick
Billy and Nora into fighting
so Dad turns the car around
and we save our rep.
- Max, that'll never work.
- MAX: [powers zapping]
- Stay on your own side.
- Wow, it worked.
I'll get Nora.
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- Why'd you do that?
- I didn't. You did.
- MAX & PHOEBE:
[powers zapping]
- This won't end well.
- Stop it.
- Quit it.
- [video game music]
♪ Hey there, kids,
it's me, Dr. C. ♪
♪ With a breakfast treat
that's as good as can be ♪
♪ So grab a spoon
and have a taste ♪
♪ And shove Coloss-O's
in your face ♪
- ♪ Coloss-O's
Coloss-O's ♪
- ♪ It's got raisins
and lotsa healthy junk ♪
♪ Now watch the rabbit
shaka shaka his punk ♪
♪
- Wow, business is booming.
My butt can sell anything!
Mm-hm.
- Quit touching me.
- Hey, outta my space.
- You started it.
- You started it.
- Okay, you kids have been
fighting this entire trip.
Why don't you sing
another song?
- Okay.
♪ Billy's a jerk,
quit touching me ♪
- ♪ No you're the jerk,
stop touching me ♪
- Enough!
You kids behave right now
or I will turn
this car around.
- If your dumb foot
touches me again,
I'm gonna laser it right off.
- You wouldn't dare.
- Oh, she would.
[powers zapping]
- That's it!
- Uh-oh.
[powers zapping]
- HANK: [gasps]
Oh, my promotional hat.
That's it--we are going home.
- [tires screeching]
- ♪
- ♪ Oh we're not going on
Thunderman: The Ride ♪
♪ 'Cause my evil plan was evil ♪
Phoebe, second verse,
a little bit worse.
- Oh, it can't get worse.
Should we be worried
about Billy and Nora?
They'll get over this, right?
- Oh, they'll be fine.
Unlike us, those little goobers
actually like each other.
Trust me--they'll walk
through that door
like nothing happened.
- It's your fault we can't
go to Amazing Land.
Apologize.
- Unh-unh.
You need to apologize.
I waited forever to go on
Thunderman: The Ride
and now you've ruined it.
I'm always waiting for you.
- And what's that
supposed to mean?
- Wait till Nora's old enough.
Wait for Nora to catch up.
Wait for Nora to find
the perfect bow.
- You know that's
my signature look.
And you're always
waiting for me
because you can't
do anything without me.
- Starting now, I will.
Watch me break our friendship
frame without you.
[straining]
- Once again, you need me.
[powers zapping]
- [frame clatters]
- No, I don't.
In fact, I'm moving
out of our bedroom.
- NORA: Good. I didn't like
sharing a room with you anyway.
- Well, they're still
closer than we are.
- ♪
- Man, oddly-enough,
for a rabbit,
you make a great cereal.
[tooth crunches]
Ow!
What is this thing?
- That's your tooth.
I dumped a lotta sugar
in that stuff.
- Max, this fight
is getting really bad.
Billy won't even breathe
the same air as Nora.
He's passed out--twice.
We need to tell the truth
and fix this.
- What? You want
people finding out
we're afraid of
an amusement park ride?
- No, but I just feel bad.
- COLOSSO: [chuckling]
You guys should feel bad.
Who's afraid of a silly ride?
[chuckling]
- Hey, there's nothing
silly about
being strapped to
a two-ton death machine.
[powers zapping]
- COLOSSO: Hey, I hope
the rest of your teeth fall out!
- Look, Phoebe,
our secret is safe
and that's all I care about.
What's happening with Billy
and Nora--not my problem.
- BILLY: Incoming!
Ahhhhh!
- [boxes thudding]
- Billy what are you doing?
- I'm moving in, roomie.
- Sure looks like it's
your problem now.
- ♪
- Eighteen hundred,
nineteen hundred,
two thousand.
Thank you, Colosso.
- Hey, I make things right.
And, Barb, here's bucks.
Buy yourself some
of those yoga pants
you think are okay
to wear in restaurants.
- Apologize, furball, or I'll
wear you to a restaurant.
- Make it .
- Apology accepted.
- There's plenty more Colosso
cash where that came from.
Now, let's check this
morning's cereal sales.
- [alarm beeping]
- What?
"Site under investigation
"by the Federal Bureau
of Cereal Crimes.
This product is known to
cause teeth to fall out."
Lies! Lies, I say!
[spitting]
[speaking gibberish]
- ♪
- Aw, Max, did you start wearing
footie pajamas again?
- Billy was super-speed
sleepwalking last night.
- And he stepped on your face?
- I have something on my face?
- No. Anyway, I've come
up with a way
to make Billy and Nora
friends again.
You and I act out
a fake fight,
and then we apologize,
reminding them how
siblings should behave.
- Lying. I like it.
- Great. Now I've written
out this script
of how the fight
should go down.
Your character's motivation is--
- To conquer the world
and look good doing it.
- Is it too late
to re-cast?
And action!
Max Thunderman, you are
the worst brother ever.
- No, Phoebe,
you are the worst
and I am now quarreling
with you.
Okay, "quarreling"?
No one says that.
- BILLY: I hear quarreling.
What's going on?
- NORA: What did Billy do now?
- You have wrongly shoved me
and I demand an apology.
- I will not apologize,
for it is you
who has shoved me.
Lookit, how long
is this thing?
- Fine. Just skip
to the apology.
- Before or after
the dance battle?
- After. Page .
- [shuffling pages]
- What are we doing,
brother Max?
Siblings should not fight.
I am sorry.
- No, I am the sorry
one, Phoebe.
I never should have said
that your face smells
or that you have giraffe--
- Stick to the script.
- Or that your hair clogs
the upstairs shower.
- Okay! I accept
your apology.
- MAX & PHOEBE: Family!
- Here it comes.
- Mm-hm.
- Don't apologize
to her, Max.
She'll just make you
wait for everything.
Sisters and their smelly
faces are the worst.
- No, brothers are.
They can't do anything
by themselves.
They can't even
think for themselves.
- That's not true.
Max, help me think
of a comeback.
- Come on, Phoebe, you can
be my new best friend.
- Yeah, I...I don't think
that's gonna work for me.
- Quiet, new Billy.
[powers zapping]
- Ow!
- Well, Max is my
new best friend.
Let's go, buddy.
You're thinkin'
for two now.
- ♪
- I just got off
the phone with
the Federal Bureau
of Cereal Crimes.
Apparently, they're coming
tomorrow to investigate
an illegal cereal operation.
- Max!
- That's what I thought.
So, when I went down
to his lair,
I found boxes of these.
- Coloss-O's?
Where is that rabbit?
- Panama.
- Panama?
Now, Chloe, did you
teleport him there?
- Uh...
Mommy's pretty.
- Oh...
- Chloe, I want you
to take me to Colosso.
- BOTH: [whooshing]
[whooshing]
- [grunts] You just made
yourself an enemy, kid.
- You just got busted.
- Thanks to you, Colosso,
the cereal police are coming
to my house tomorrow.
- Evidently, your homemade
cereal causes severe tooth loss
and the raisins
aren't really raisins.
- Aren't really raisins?
Colosso, what did you do?
- You mean, what did
I doo-doo?
[chuckling]
- ♪
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- I'm done playing
with Nora.
Her sh**ting lasers
and me yelling "Ouch"
is only fun for one person!
What's with
the walkie-talkie?
- Gotta feed Billy thoughts.
- BILLY: Max, come in.
I can't see.
- Turn the lights on, buddy.
- BILLY: Good thinking, Max.
- I don't care, Colosso.
You're going back
in your cage.
And don't ever use Chloe
to teleport you anywhere
ever again.
- COLOSSO: [screaming]
- Max did you hear that?
Chloe can teleport
with other people.
- You didn't know that?
I haven't been walking
to school in two weeks.
- BILLY: Max, there's
something on my head.
- That's your hair, champ.
- Don't you see?
We can use Chloe to teleport
Billy and Nora
to Amazing Land,
and if we can get
them on that ride,
they'll forget
why they're mad.
- NORA: Phoebe, it's time
to play "Ouch."
- Oh, no, she found me.
Okay, find Billy and Chloe
and meet me in the driveway.
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- PHOEBE: Ahh!
- ♪
- All right, Chloe says
she's ready
to take us to Amazing Land.
- Buckle up, baby.
- Let's do this, Max.
[blowing hot air]
- [ice cracking]
- What's he doing here?
- What's she doing here?
- Now, Chloe!
- To Amazing Land!
- ALL: [whooshing]
[whooshing]
- Whoa. How'd you get Amazing
Land in our driveway?
- We're at Amazing Land,
old Billy.
I'm so glad I don't have
to deal with that anymore.
- Hey, Chloe, why don't
you go wait over by Thunderman?
- That's Daddy!
- Okay, now we brought you
guys here after hours
so you can make up.
So...
here's Thunderman: The Ride.
Come on, hurry up
and hop on
and you guys can be
friends again.
It'll be great.
Come on.
Yay, we're two riding.
- Come on, guys.
Then, Billy, you can
move outta my lair
and, Nora, no disrespect,
you can do whatever you want.
- No way I'm gonna
ride that with him
until he apologizes.
- Of course. Let's
all wait for Nora.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
- [mocking] Wait. Wait.
- Max, we need to do
what we should have done
in the first place.
- Don't you say it.
- Tell the truth.
- You're so weak.
- NORA & BILLY: I'm never
talking to you again!
- Wait, guys.
You can't go.
Look, Billy, you never
kicked Nora
and, Nora, you never
shoved Billy.
We did.
- Okay, look, the truth is
Max and I are afraid of riding
Thunderman: The Ride.
It's just so terrifying
with the up and the down
and the barfing.
- And we didn't want our
secret shame to get out,
so we used our superpowers to
trick you guys into fighting,
so Dad would turn
the car around.
- So, this is all your fault?
- Because you wanted to
keep your secret?
- Yeah.
We're sorry.
- We have to talk
about this.
- Look, Max, it's working.
- I'll never forgive you.
- Great, you jinxed it.
Hey, Nora, it's okay.
Don't cry.
- NORA: I'm not crying.
I'm laughing.
[laughing]
Now, Billy!
- BILLY: [zooming]
- What are you doing?
- Oh, just a little payback.
- [palm slap]
- HANK'S RECORDED VOICE:
Prepare for blast off.
- We apologized and all
that garbage.
You can't do this.
- Watch us.
- HANK: Five, four, three...
- Break the rule
and hold me.
- Only if you hold me.
- HANK: Thunderman, away!
- MAX & PHOEBE: [screaming]
- Bye-bye.
- Sorry about what
I said earlier.
- No, you were right.
I can't do anything
without you--
because I have so much fun
doing everything with you.
- Me, too.
That's always why I make
you wait for me--
so we can do fun stuff
like this together.
- MAX & PHOEBE: [screaming]
- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
- We're not really gonna
ride this thing, are we?
- Absolutely not.
They look terrified.
- PHOEBE: [screaming]
- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
- Now that's a scream face.
- It really captures
their fear and shame.
Good call in making them
ride it times.
Come on, let's go put
this in our room.
- BILLY & NORA: Family!
- I'm really sorry.
I had no idea it was illegal to
make cereal in my basement.
But $ , . That seems
like a pretty steep fine.
Would you take
a bunny instead?
- You know, some day
I'm sure we'll look
back on this and laugh.
- I'll be laughing,
you will be screaming.
- Hey! Hey! Come on!
Whoa! Oh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Hi, I'm Dr. Colosso.
You know, we had a lotta
laughs here today.
But there's one thing
that's no laughing matter--
tooth decay.
So, it's important to brush
your teeth after every meal
with a doctor-recommended
toothpaste like mine--
Dr. Coloss-O's toothpaste.
Now in raisin flavor.
- HANK: Colosso!
- Uh-oh.
- ♪
03x05 - Are You Afraid of the Park?
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.