- Another day, another evil
deed to impress Dark Mayhem.
[blowing icy air]
- Oh!
- [heavy thud]
- I love the sound of pain
in the morning.
- Oh, hey, Max.
Writing in your diary?
- It's not a diary.
It's a chronicle.
- Does it have a lock?
- Yes.
- Do you write
your dark secrets in it?
- Yes.
- CHERRY & PHOEBE:
♪ Diary ♪
- Oh, sorry, we're just gonna
need you to steer clear
of the endangered
stink plant.
- Oh, is that just like
a clever name or--
[gasping]
No. That stinks.
- It smells because
it's about to bloom.
- You know, I really
do admire all the work
you and the Green Teens
are doing, Allison.
- Well, you two
should join us.
I mean, you can't
imagine the rush
of being a hero
and saving the Earth.
- That's almost
impossible to imagine.
- Why is this stupid fence
blocking the way
to my office?
- This is a PPZ--
Plant Protection Zone.
You're gonna have to GTWS--
Go Through Wood Shop.
- Are you kidding?
Those kids have moustaches
and sharp tools.
And what idiot gave you
permission to do this?
"Principal Brad--"
[groaning]
I've gotta start
paying attention
to things a little bit--
- [heavy thud]
- Ha. Two for two, baby.
- Thunderman,
I know this was you!
I am tired of you
and your diary.
You're never getting
this back.
- You can't take tha--
[gasping]
- [heavy thud]
- Oh!
- I love the sound of pain
in the morning.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- ♪
- Oh, Max, did you
hear the awful news?
- That you're talking to me?
I know. It's terrible.
- Seriously, Bradford was so
annoyed by that stink plant,
he's gonna rip it out so he
has a place to play golf.
- So we joined
the Green Teens--
mainly because we care,
but mostly because it
came with this free t-shirt.
- They're made from the recycled
waste of elephants.
- So, you guys are wearin'
poop-shirts.
- And you could, too,
if you signed up
like your sister, Max.
What are you--like
a child's size medium?
- I'm a woman's "husky."
Phoebe, would you explain to
your odd little friend here
how the whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing works?
- Yeah, so, um, I tell Max
something I care about
and ask for his help
and then he does something--
like that.
And then I do something--
like that.
Although I'm sure it'd
be a lot easier
if he just supported
me for once.
- [watch beeps]
- Colosso, I told you
not to call me at school.
You know I take
my education seriously.
[suppressed laugh]
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
- But, for real,
don't call me here again.
- COLOSSO: Don't hang up!
Dark Mayhem wants to have your
first chronicle review tomorrow.
- Oh, that's terrible.
- I know. We're gonna have to
cancel our Bunny 'n Me class.
- No. Bradford took my chronicle
and locked it in his office.
- So? Steal it back.
- I tried, but...there
was a tiny hiccup.
- [suspenseful music]
♪
- [alarm blaring]
- [bell ringing]
- PRINCIPAL BRADFORD's VOICE:
Max Thunderman...
back away from
the office door, you loser.
- [garbage can clattering]
- COLOSSO: If you have nothing
to show Dark Mayhem,
you're done.
You'll have to really take
your education seriously.
- Ahhhh!
- [laughing]
- But, for real, I need to find
a way past the security system.
- Hmmm... let me see...
Ooh, there's a group
called the Green Teens
that waters the plants at school
and has keys to every room--
including Bradford's office.
- I think I know
what I have to do.
- Call me more often?
You never tell me
about your day.
- [watch beeps]
- Hank, I knew you
had the skills
to clean the gutters
by yourself.
- That's right, honey.
I'm just as good at
cleaning up this house
as I was at cleaning up crime.
- [heavy thud]
- That'll be
tomorrow's project.
- Mom, Dad, check it out.
Billy made me this
cool wizard's hat.
- And Nora made me this
black pizza-box hat.
- It's a graduation cap, Billy.
Remember this image.
It might be the last
time you see it.
- I'm glad you two
are having fun,
but I hope you didn't forget to
put the scissors away again.
- Yeah, we have to be careful.
Chloe can teleport
into any room--
which is why we've been using
the bathroom at the library.
- Don't worry.
We put the scissors away.
- Yeah, we're not completely
irresponsible.
- Good. Now if
you'll excuse us,
we have some overdue
books to return.
- I didn't put
the scissors away. Did you?
- I never do.
- CHLOE:
♪ Found the scissors ♪
- BILLY: What did you do?
- I got a haircut.
- Oh, no, if Mom
and Dad see that,
we're gonna be toast.
- I know how to fix this.
Bowl cut. Bam!
- You don't deserve
to wear that hat.
- ♪
- Now the putting green
has to have
freshly-cut Bermuda grass.
- Uh, we're trying
to have a meeting here.
- Have some respect, Phoebe.
This putting green
is for our golf team.
- We don't have a golf team.
- [mockingly]
"We don't have a golf team."
Nah.
So, let's talk water hazards.
- He cannot get away
with this.
What's our plan
to defeat him?
- The elephant
who made these shirts
is going to stampede
through the school.
No school. No Bradford.
The stink plant lives!
- No, we can't destroy
the school.
- [mockingly] "No,
we can't destroy the school."
Sorry, I just like
when Bradford does that.
- So, I'm guessing
we have nothing.
- You have me.
I present page , chapter ,
line of the student handbook.
- Oh, Allison, this is where Max
pretends to do something nice.
"A student group may reject
the principal's plan
if a petition is signed by
two-thirds of the student body."
- And then I do
something like this...
Wait, that was a good plan.
- Yeah, it's good.
And I already drew up
a petition
on recycled dolphin-
dirtied paper.
- Max, why are you
doing this?
- Okay, I know you don't think
I have a heart, but I do.
It's small, but it's there.
And when you said
I don't support you,
[tiny voice]
my little baby heart broke.
- That's really
what you're goin' with?
- I don't blame you
for being skeptical,
but I just really wanna
help you take down Bradford.
- Okay, that, I believe.
All right, fine,
you can help us.
Not because I trust you,
but we're desperate.
- Good news.
The elephant is available.
- [elephant trumpeting]
- Very desperate.
Okay, guys, um...
Max is joining the Green Teens.
- So, do I get keys to
every room in the school
now that I'm a Green Teen?
- Uh, I ran outta keys.
- Oh, man!
Uh, I just really wanna
water the plants.
- ♪
- Well, tape didn't work,
glue didn't work.
How are we gonna put
this back on her head?
- How about the staple g*n?
- Give me that!
Mom and Dad are
gonna be so mad
that we changed
our cute baby sister
into a teleporting,
nubby-haired freak!
- This is what we get
for leaving the scissors out.
By the way, I don't think
we ever put them away.
- What? We've gotta find them
before Chloe gets them.
- [scissors snip]
- I got another haircut.
- BILLY & NORA:
Ahhhhhh!
- BARB: Everything
okay, kids?
- They're coming!
Double snuggle.
- We heard yelling.
What happened?
- Nothing. Just snuggling
with my sisters.
We're tight, yo.
- Two haircuts.
- Tighter than
two haircuts, son!
That's what the kids
are saying these days.
- Oh, yeah, we know.
We're cool.
- Yeah, cooler than
two haircuts, son!
- That was close--
and embarrassing
for all involved.
There's got to be another
way to cover her head.
- How? We're the only people
we know who make hats
and I just stapled myself
to the cabinet.
- It's amazing that we got all
those signatures, Max.
- Now we just have
to make back-ups
in case Bradford tears up
all our hard work.
Just look at what he did
to my application
for an after-school
expl*sives camp.
- Why'd you stop?
- My...shoelace is untied.
Why don't you go ahead
and get the door?
- Yes!
♪ A perfect double knot ♪
- ♪
- Uh, Phoebe, do you mind
making the copies?
I have a leg cramp.
My body's rejecting me
doing good deeds.
- Yeah, it's probably
in shock like the rest of us.
- [blowing hot air]
- [doorknob drops]
- You know what, Max?
I think I owe you
an apology.
- You do?
- Yeah. You see,
I have a heart, too--
only mine's like
normal sized.
And it's used to
getting hurt by you,
so, when you asked
to help me,
I figured you were
up to something, you know?
- I'm listening.
- But, I guess I was wrong.
You really do
have my back.
And it feels good.
- Havin' it back
feels great.
- You mean having my back?
- Sure. Sure.
[powers zapping]
- [paper fluttering]
- All right, when Bradford
sees what we've done,
it is really gonna
wrinkle his khakis.
- These are pleated slacks.
- Oh, that's a k*ller
Bradford impression.
You really nailed
his "inner sadness."
[gasping]
Now I have inner sadness.
- Phoebe, what happened
to my door?
- What happened to Max?
- Oh.
[groaning]
He stole his diary back.
- Diary?
Max!
- And you used your
Green Teens' key to help him.
- Ma-a-a-a-a*!
- Which means I get to shut
down the Green Teens.
And you'll never see
that stink plant bloom,
thanks to you and...
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Say it with me...
- BOTH: Max.
- ♪
- I can't wait to impress
the pants off Dark Mayhem.
Wait, he does wear pants
under that robe, right?
- I'm just disappointed
you got your chronicle back
and no one got hurt.
- Max, how could
you do that to me?
- Oh, Phoebe got hurt?
Good job!
- Using me to steal
your stupid book
back from Bradford
is pretty low.
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
- I don't wanna brag,
but, yeah, it was
pretty awesome, hey.
- Bradford accused
me of helping you
and shut down
the Green Teens.
Because of you,
that stink plant is doomed.
- Phoebe, it's just
smelly cabbage.
- It's not just
about the plant.
For once, I thought
you actually had my back.
- I did have your back.
Then I stabbed ya in it.
- You know what?
Even after all the times
you've disappointed me,
I always thought that
deep down inside
you there was some good.
Today made me realize
you really are
just a bad person.
So, I'm done wasting
my time on you.
- Oh, come on.
That's not how the whole
Max/Phoebe twin thing works.
Hey...smack this book
outta my hand.
- I gotcha, pal.
- What...?
- And, so, the Max/Colosso
thing begins.
- We did it, Billy.
We made Chloe a hat
that'll hide her hair
and won't make Mom
and Dad suspicious.
- I look good, baby!
- Yeah, you do.
And I made one for Colosso.
You know he's gonna
ask for it.
- What is on Chloe's head?
- It's the new hat
we made her out of love
that she wants
to wear forever.
Please, let her
wear it forever?
- Barb, remember
how we wanted to make
"The Many Months
of Chloe" calendar.
- Oh, my gosh, she's a perfect
"May" right now!
Can you guys make
a hat for each month?
- No way!
That's like hats.
- Let's just make the hats
ourselves, Barb.
- You grab the paper, I'll grab
Chloe and the scissors.
- Yay, scissors!
- ALL: [chanting]
You can't take our plant!
You can't take our plant!
- Get your nerd chain
outta here!
You're not even
a club anymore.
- We're a new club--
the Green Teenz with a "z".
- [mockingly]
Green Teenz with a "z". Unh!
b*at ya to it, Bradford.
- Principal Bradford, if you
wanna bulldoze that plant,
you're gonna have
to go through us.
- [laughing]
- You can go through
them, right?
- Fine! Joke's on you, kids.
I can stay here all night.
I've got no hobbies,
friends...
[voice cracking]
... or family.
- Hold strong.
He's trying to chase us away
with tales of his sad life.
- ALL: [chanting]
You can't take our plant!
You can't take our plant!
You can't take our plant!
You can't take our plant!
- I'm ready for my close-up.
- All right, we're almost
done with the hats.
- We're so dead. We're so dead.
We're so dead!
- Look, we're gonna be in
trouble no matter what.
Maybe we'll get in less trouble
if we just admit what we did.
- The truth?
We're so dead. We're so dead.
We're so dead!
- Okay, where are the,
uh, scissors?
- Um, you were using
them for July.
- Oh, good, Chloe has 'em.
Chloe has them!
- Oh!
What have we done?
- Mom, Dad we have
a confession to--
- Whatever it is,
it can wait.
Chloe cut her hair because
we left the scissors out.
- You did?
I mean...you did?
- Don't b*at yourself up.
This could happen to anyone.
Like, literally,
anyone in this room
could have made
the same exact mistake.
- Hank, you grab Chloe.
We're going to
the hair salon.
- Yay, more scissors!
- NORA & BILLY:
♪ We're so not dead ♪
- Okay, remember,
don't smile.
Mayhem hates smiling.
And check your shirt.
You've got schmutz on it.
- Got it--
smile on my shirt.
- What?
You've been acting weird
ever since Phoebe
let you have it.
- Uh, the only
weird thing is
you cleaning my shirt
with your paw.
- [computer blooping]
- That's him!
That's enough.
- Hello, Max.
Is that schmutz
on your shirt?
- Uh, sorry, my dark lord.
I had a very evil bagel.
- It's time for
your evil review.
I want to know if you're
supervillain material.
- Max, tell him how
you betrayed your sister.
- Uh, well...
there's really
not much to say.
- Nonsense!
Pushing away family
is a huge step
on the road to
an evil life.
I pushed my nana
into a tiger pit.
And look at how happy
I am now.
- Well, my sister
always thought
there was good
in me somewhere,
so I kinda used that to...
- Come on, Max,
spit it out.
- Get outta my head, Phoebe.
- Did you just call
me "Phoebe"?
- Uh, Max has girl
nicknames for everyone.
He calls me "Sheila."
- What are you waiting for?
Tell Dark Mayhem how I'm done
wasting my time on you.
- Like I care.
- I've always been
there for you
and, evil or not,
that's not something
you wanna lose.
- I'm not gonna lose it.
You'll just forgive me
like you always do.
- Not this time.
Don't you get it?
That whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing...
it's over.
- DARK MAYHEM:
Who are you talking to?
This is why I hate
video chatting.
- Know what? I've gotta
get outta here.
- DARK MAYHEM:
What?
No one walks out
on Dark Mayhem!
- So...
how's Mrs. Mayhem?
- DARK MAYHEM:
Zip it, Sheila.
- GREEN TEENZ:
♪ So gather round ♪
♪ The stink plant ♪
♪ We're gonna win this w*r ♪
♪ Huddle round
the stink plant ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Bradford
stinks much more! ♪
- While you guys were
making my ears bleed,
I downloaded
the bulldozer manual.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
b*at it, Johnny Rulebook!
- Oh, no, he's gonna
bulldoze us.
Run!
Okay, tying ourselves
together was a bad idea.
- [bulldozer engine starts]
- Shuffle right!
- So long, stinky!
- [dramatic music]
- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- [dramatic music]
- Phoebe, use your
telekinesis to stop him.
- I can't get my hands free.
- [dramatic music]
- What...?
What is happening?
- Yeah, what is happening?
- Look. It's Max.
- I'm not the only one who
can destroy clubs, Bradford.
- [powers zapping]
- Oh, no! No!
My golf clubs!
- [golf clubs crunching]
- STUDENTS:
[cheering, applauding]
- Our positive energy and clever
use of the letter "z"
saved the stink plant!
- Phoebs, listen,
I know you said
you're done with
the whole Max/Phoebe
twin thing,
but I'm hoping all this
changes your mind?
- I don't know, Max.
- Wait. Wait. Wait.
I know you don't
think I have a heart.
But I do.
It's small...
but it's there.
- Still goin' with that?
- This time it's true, okay?
I'm not good at this.
Smack the book
outta my hand.
- Well, I guess
you did show up.
Okay, this doesn't mean
I totally forgive you.
[sighing]
[smacking book]
- Thanks.
- We did it, Green Teenz
with a "z".
Look, the stink plant
is starting to bloom.
- [plant crackling]
- Wow, it's so beautiful.
I can't wait to destroy it!
Fore!
- [liquid spraying]
- [coughing, sputtering]
[whining]
It smells like my life.
Ohhh...
- ♪
- Max, finally!
Do you have any idea
what you did
when you walked out
on Dark Mayhem?
- I know. I threw away
my chance with him.
- No, you impressed
the evil pants off him.
- I did?
- He loved that you had
the nerve to walk out on him.
He's excited to
see what other evil
you fill your
chronicle with.
- Yes! I still have
an evil future.
- So, why'd you run
out so fast?
- Uh... I...
was at a thing that I...
had to...
you know?
- PHOEBE: Tell him, Max.
Tell him how much you care
about your twin sister.
Fine. I care about you.
- COLOSSO: Huh?
That's all I ever
wanted to hear.
- Oh...
- ♪
03x08 - Floral Support
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.