- All done.
- Oh, I love it.
- Looking good, baby!
- Aw, just the girls
hangin' out?
- Not exactly.
- All right,
I'm ready to pedi.
- Oh, Link's back.
- He never left.
- Well, ever since
I quit Splatburger,
I have all this extra
time for my other job--
being Phoebe's boyfriend.
How am I doin', boss?
- Employee of the Month!
- Oh, but it is late.
I should get going.
You can paint my nails
next time, Chloe.
- Okay. Dr. Bunny,
your turn!
[whooshing]
- I'll call you
from the car.
- Uh, it's probably not safe to
call me while you're driving.
- You're right.
Maybe I should stay.
- No, no, no.
Call me from the car.
- Okay.
- [locks door latch]
[blowing frosty air]
- Okay, is there a reason
you're turning our house
into an igloo?
- [sighing]
It's Link.
I love spending time with him--
just not all my time.
Since we're always together,
I never get
a chance to miss him.
- Link finally left, huh?
Looks like you got yourself
quite the clinger.
Trust me.
I know all about that.
- COLOSSO:
Max, is that you?
Are you comin' down?
Should I come up?
Max? Max?
- Well, at least I get to
keep my clinger in a cage.
- You know, Phoebe,
when your father first retired,
he was a little clingy, too.
Guess what I did?
- Barb, thanks again
for this D puzzle.
Just when I'm looking for
something to do,
another one shows up!
- You got him a hobby.
- No, I got him a home gym,
but that didn't work.
- [cell phone ringing]
- Oh, I think Link wants
me to answer my phone.
- How do you know?
- I forgot to freeze
the back door.
- [cell phone ringing]
- Hey, Link.
Yeah, I miss you, too.
[whispering]
This may be awhile.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- I'm so excited to go to
the movies tomorrow night.
- Me, too.
Any chance that this is going to
be a girls' night girls' night,
or is it gonna be a girls' night
plus Link girls' night,
like it's been the past
three girls' nights?
- Yeah, if you're asking
if Link is coming--no.
Oh, come on, that's actually
what I wanted to show you.
- A garage sale?
Of course.
You're gonna clean
out your garage
so you have a place
to hide from Link.
- No, it's National
Hobby Month.
I'm gonna have Link
pick a hobby
and then he'll give
me a little space--
which is exactly what
our relationship needs.
- Hey, Phoebe.
Hey, Cherry.
Garage sale. Awesome.
- No, Link, it's National
Hobby Month.
Duh!
Oh, I call dibs
on knitting.
- National Hobby Month?
- Oh, yeah--did you know
that up to hobbies
go unhobbed each month?
- I don't think
anyone knows that.
- Well, now that you do,
let's get you a hobby.
We have, uh,
soda brewing, ping pong,
ooh, croquet.
- Is spending time with you
somewhere around here--
'cause that's a hobby
I could "get down" with.
[clicking tongue]
I can't take that
back, can I?
- Hey, Phoebe, I think
your boomerang's broken.
I threw it
and it's not coming back.
- [boomerang whooshing]
- CHERRY: Now it is!
- [powers zapping]
- Oh, I am just going to
take my knitting and go.
No way I can hurt
myself with these things.
- Wow, you saved
Cherry's life.
I wish I had skills like that.
- You do.
Wait. That could be your
hobby--saving people.
- You know, to be honest,
it's something that
I've always wanted to do.
But growing up the son
of Evil Man,
I just never thought
it was possible.
- Well, hey, you won't
know until you try.
I can even go on
your first save with you.
Make sure it's something
you can "get down" with.
[clicking tongue]
Yeah, there really
is no way to make that cool.
- Yeah. No.
- Thanks for inviting us to
hang out at Splatburger, Max.
- Ah, I didn't invite
you to hang out,
I invited you to pay.
- Hello, Thunder brats.
- Mrs. Wong, what are
you doing here?
- I'm passing out
samples of my chili.
The "Chili Wars" cooking show
is coming to Hiddenville
and I'm in it to win it!
- So, why are you
here at Splatburger?
This isn't your restaurant.
- It is now.
Soon I will own every
restaurant in Hiddenville
and you won't be able to escape
the long arm of Wong!
[cackling]
Anyway, enjoy the chili.
- Well, everything tastes
better when it's free.
Except this!
- BILLY: It's gross!
- I've made better
chili than this--
right here at this table.
Watch--uh, burrito,
fried peppers,
hamburger and my secret
ingredient.
- Love?
- Grow up, Billy.
- [presses menu button]
- Sweet potato fries.
[blowing hot air]
Dig in.
- Yum!
- That's awesome!
How'd you learn
to cook like that?
- I was in my lair trying
to make a cherry b*mb.
Next thing I know,
I made a cherry pie
that was the b*mb.
- So, everybody
enjoying my chili?
- No, we're enjoying
this chili.
We spit yours out.
- What? Let me try.
Hm, not bad.
What's in it?
- It's a family secret.
Sorry, Wong.
- No hard feelings.
- Yeah, I think we're done.
- All right, chili,
surrender your mysteries
to the long arm of Wong.
- Okay, Link,
this is perfect.
Six civilians trapped
in an elevator.
Now, remember, the number
one superhero rule--
saving lives comes
before family and friends.
- What about girlfriends?
- Those six people in there
are your girlfriends now.
No, don't worry.
This is a nice beginner-
level save, okay?
- Beginner level?
There are six lives at stake.
Those cables could snap.
- Link, this isn't a cartoon.
Cables don't just snap.
- [cables snapping]
- Oh, no, the cables
are snapping!
They're gonna fall!
- My girlfriends!
- [elevator thuds]
- You caught them.
That was incredible.
- There, I pulled them
to the next floor.
Let's get them out.
- [rubber arm squeaking]
- [alarm ringing]
- I can't believe this.
- Thank you so much.
How did you--
- Oh, we didn't do anything.
Just, uh, two kids hangin'
out at an office building.
Okay, thanks, bye.
- Saving people
feels amazing!
I think I'm hooked.
It's all because of you.
Thank you.
- Oh...
Wait a minute.
If you're hugging me,
who's holding the elevator?
- [thunderous crash]
- Guess we're taking
the stairs.
- ♪
- Max, you've gotta
see this.
- Hey, hey, hey,
Chili D. Williams
here with a preview
of this week's "Chili Wars."
We're in Hiddenville with
contestant Mrs. Wong.
Mmmmm, smells like you've
got a pretty good chance
of winning this week's
big cash prize.
Do I detect a little, uh...
[sniffing]
... sweet potato
fries in there?
- Uh-uh-uh, it's a secret
family recipe.
And if anybody
says I stole it,
he's a liar!
- Oh, wow.
- I can't believe
Wong stole my recipe.
I mean, I can.
But I can't!
- We can't let her win that
money with your chili.
- Yeah, you've gotta
enter that cooking contest.
- Whoa! Villains
don't cook on TV!
You'll ruin
your evil reputation.
By the way, I booked you
a pedicure with Chloe at : .
- Thank you.
And you're right--I can't
be seen cooking in public.
But someone else can.
- Let's get cookin'!
- Uh, I meant
Billy and Nora.
Sorry, pal.
- Link's been so busy
saving people all week,
I'm actually starting
to miss him.
And that's how you make
a relationship work.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
Link Evilman approaching.
- Oh, yay, Link's here.
I'm so excited.
I actually mean it.
- I'm so happy for you.
- Uh, is that why your
butt's lighting up?
- Oh, yeah, I knitted
my phone into my pants.
Sorry, Mom, I must've
butt-dialed you.
- Hey, stranger.
- Hey, Phoebe.
Sorry I've been so caught
up with my new hobby.
I just didn't think
I'd be so good at it.
- Hey, you're on your way
to being a great boyfriend.
I mean, hero, a great hero.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
- Hi, Super President Kickbutt.
I suppose you're
checking in on me?
- No, I'm calling for Link.
- Oh, uh, how'd you
know he was here?
- The same way I know
your baby sister
is running an unlicensed
nail salon.
- Adios!
- Link, you've really been
stepping up your game.
You're on your way to
becoming a great hero.
- That's exactly what I said.
You know, I think he's
making great strides--
- Pipe down, Phoebe.
- Okay.
- This is official business.
Link, the Hero League
has decided
to give you your own
city to protect.
- Wow! Thank you!
- This is so exciting.
You're gonna get to protect
your hometown just like me.
- No, we're sending
Link to Hong Kong.
- BOTH: What?
- Wow, that's, uh,
all the way on the other
side of the world.
And not at all
what I'd planned.
- Phoebe, he may
need your help.
- In Hong Kong?
- No, right now.
He's fainting.
- LINK: [groaning]
- [heavy thud]
- I can't believe you're
sending Link to Hong Kong.
Don't you have anything
closer--like,
I don't know,
Nearby Falls?
- I know Hong Kong is far.
But there's no one
to protect their elevators--
now that their
stretchy superhero,
Bungee Boy, is gone.
- Gone?
- Let's just say there
was too much "boy"
and not enough "bungee."
You leave in two days.
Super President Kickbutt out!
- But President--
- I said out!
- I can't believe this.
- I know.
- I'm gonna be a superhero!
- Oh, we're going with that.
Okay, yay!
- This is a dream come true.
I can't wait to tell my parents.
They're gonna be so mad.
[laughing]
- Link is gonna be
a superhero in Hong Kong?
That's so exciting.
- No, Cherry, it means
we can't be together.
Look, if Link is a superhero,
he's gonna be way too busy
and way too far away.
If it's : a. m. here,
over there it's next Tuesday.
- Oh.
Well, can't you just
ask him not to go?
- Did you see how
excited he was?
It'd be selfish of
me to ask him to stay.
You know what wouldn't
be selfish--
making him realize
he wants to stay.
- Ooh, toys. Can I play?
- Oh, sweetie,
this isn't a toy.
It's a highly-
sophisticated puzzle.
It takes a lot of patience
and a keen eye
to know where
each piece goes.
- This piece goes here.
- Barb, Chloe's messin'
with my stuff!
- Learn to share, Hank.
Now it's just
us for dinner.
What should we have?
Wait. Where are
all my pots?
- [pots clattering]
- Let the "Chili Wars" begin!
Listen, Wong, there's
no way you're winning
that cash prize with your
"secret family recipe."
- I didn't say it
was "my family."
- Well, we have another
secret ingredient.
My family over there's
gonna teach you
a thing or two about
winning the "Chili w*r."
- [wooden spoons clacking]
- Yah! Yah!
- They're just, uh...
warming up their spoons.
That's another
family secret.
- [wooden spoons clacking]
- [wooden spoons clacking]
- Do you really think
this is gonna work, Max?
- Yes, no one's gonna know
I'm doing all the cooking
because you two are my kitchen
puppets, remember, huh?
- [powers zapping]
- I like being a puppet.
Take the wheel, Max.
- [heavy thud]
- Hey, hey, hey,
I'm Chili D. Williams
coming to you
from Hiddenville,
where this week's episode
of "Chili Wars"
is gonna be hotter
than a habanero.
Let's meet our first
two contestants--
Billy and Nora Thunderman.
Who's this guy?
- Uh, I'm Fred Not-a-Cook.
- Ha. Ha. All right.
Are you two ready for
the battle of the beans?
- We sure are.
Make sure you sh**t
my bow-side, too.
Can I call ya Chill?
- Ha. Ha. You sure can,
baby bean.
Just stay outta my light.
All right,
let's get cookin'.
- Okay, first we get...
- [powers zapping]
- ... beans...
and dump them in the pot--
totally on our own.
- Look who's cookin'
like a big boy.
- Then I get some...
- [powers zapping]
- ... some salt and I put
it in the pot.
Oh, wait, no!
Looks like it's
goin' on the meat.
- [salt shaker thuds]
- Then I knock over
the pepper.
- Ah...achoo!
[spraying]
I'll take care of that.
- Uh, you do know
we're on TV, right?
- Oh, sorry.
I'll take care of that.
- Ohhhh, Chili D's
stickin' a fork in ya
'cause you are done.
- Ow.
- I can do that.
I'm a TV star.
Let's see who's next.
- [silent sneeze,
silent laugh]
- Oh, this looks great.
How could Link not want to stay
in Hiddenville with this?
Thanks, Cherry.
- A funny story
about setting this up--
- Uh-oh, no time.
Here comes Link! Hide!
- [pots clattering]
- Phoebe, I still have
to say goodbye to my parents.
They are so mad.
[laughing]
Whoa, what's all this?
- Just "The story of us."
Come on.
I was thinking after
the amazing day we've had
we order a black
and white cookie
seeing as my hair
is kind of black
and yours is kinda...
white-ish.
The point is you
and I go great together--
just like
a black and white cookie.
[presses menu button]
Well, nope,
that's not the idea.
- Actually, I prefer
it this way.
The vanilla's much
better on its own.
- Really? 'Cause I think
that the two parts
make one perfect whole
which should never be separated.
- [laughing]
No. No way. No.
How about a slide show?
- Oh, it's us at the park.
That's the time
we tried to make pizza.
Oh, and that's me--eating
this cookie ten seconds ago.
How...how did you--
- Shhhh. Just watch.
We've had a lot of
great times together.
How does that
make you feel?
- Like the luckiest
guy in the world.
- Aw...
- [phone beeps]
- Oh.
Oh, I have to check
in for my flight.
- Aw.
- Baggage?
No baggage for this guy.
- I'll be right back.
Cherry, this is not
going well.
He's still planning
on going to Hong Kong--
with no baggage.
- I had a feeling your creepy
slide show wouldn't work.
- So, I knitted you
a sweater to give to him.
- Oh, wow, "Phoebe
Hearts Link."
It's perfect!
Except for the extra
neck hole.
- It's like they have
a mind of their own.
- Wait a minute--this
is exactly what I need.
Isn't this great?
We've never been closer
than we are right now.
- This is definitely close.
- We are back
in Hiddenville
where each batch
of chili so far
has been worse
than the last--
which means if your
chili tastes like food,
the cash prize
is yours.
- Well, why don't
you have a bite?
- All right.
- MAX: [powers zapping]
- Max, what are
you doing?
- If I'm not winning
the money, neither is Wong.
- I don't know why
I'm holding these.
- It looks like you're
adding your secret ingredient.
Oh!
- Which is a dash
of crazy.
- If you think that's crazy...
[powers zapping]
- What...
What's happeni-i-i-i-ing?
- [powers zapping]
- [sputtering, coughing]
Did I win?
[sputtering]
- No! No! You lost
the "Chili w*r"
and your mind!
But you do get this.
- Ow!
- [laughing]
I'm Chili D. Williams and
this has been "Chili Wars."
We'll see you next week.
And cut!
This mess is never
gonna air.
Pack it up, boys.
[sighing]
I should've never
left game shows.
Boop!
[drops wooden spoon]
- Ow!
- Another family secret--
stir your chili with
your spoon, not your face.
- Hmph!
- [palm slap]
- Doesn't food taste better
when we're this close?
- Well, I wouldn't know.
All I can do is lick
tomato sauce off this Kn*fe.
- Oh, here, we'll switch.
- Careful. Careful.
- I got it.
- [utensils clattering]
- Oh, gosh.
- [head thuds]
- Oh, my gosh, Link.
I'm so sorry.
Let me get you some ice.
Watch yourself.
- Oh, wait, there's
some over here.
- It's fine. I got it.
- No, I got it.
- Mine's closer.
- [sweater ripping]
- Phoebe, what are
we doing?
- Making memories?
- No, that's not
what I meant. It's just...
I mean, my last day
in Hiddenville
would be a lot more fun
if you weren't being so...
well, clingy.
- I was just trying to--
Wait. Did you say "clingy"?
- I'm...I'm sorry,
but you did put us in
a two-headed sweater.
- Yeah, I know I did,
but, um...
Okay, look, the whole
reason I wanted you
to pick a hobby was because
you were being clingy.
- I'm clingy?
- You once insisted on
holding my hand for
two straight weeks.
- Because I'm crazy
about you.
- You were in Mexico
with your family.
- Well, I guess
I see your point.
But why wouldn't you
just say something?
- Well, because...
I didn't want to
hurt your feelings.
Link, I'm crazy
about you, too, okay?
That's why I put together
this whole day--
to make you wanna stay,
so we wouldn't
have to break up.
- Break up?
I...I didn't even
think about breaking up.
- What did you think
was gonna happen?
- I don't know. I...I guess
I was so excited
about finally becoming
a superhero,
that I just didn't
think about
what it meant for us.
- Well, it's all
I've thought about.
- I don't wanna lose you.
- I don't wanna
lose you, either.
- Wow. Look, I'm calling
Kickbutt right now
and I'm telling
her that I'm not going.
- No. No, I can't
let you do that.
I won't let you
turn your back
on your dreams
because of me.
You were a great
boyfriend, Link.
And now you're gonna
be a great superhero.
- Wow.
So this is really happening.
- [phone beeps]
- Looks like someone
in Hiddenville needs saving.
Someone in Hiddenville
also really needs a hug.
- ♪
- And maybe a kiss.
- ♪
- Okay.
Guess I'd better
take care of this.
- ♪
- [sniffling]
Goodbye, Link.
We'll always have
Splatburger.
- ♪
- So long as the kitchen
doesn't burn down!
That's the emergency!
- [fire alarm ringing]
- Cherry, what did
you do now?
- ♪
03x10 - Give Me a Break-Up
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.