06x16 - Rain On Your Wedding Day

[bunniefuu]

[Bird crowing]

[Cat meowing, Mouse squeaking]

[Elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[Opening Theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[guard screaming]

Yes, yes!

Soon, all my work
will be complete.

I've perfected it,

my finest creation!

[farting]

[chuckling]

Hold it right there,
Brain.

Step away from
the water p*stol.

We ain't wants to get wet.

We did not bring
the change of clothes.

It is not a water p*stol.

It looks like
a water p*stol.

This is my rain-ray,

and I'm going to use it to
flood Jump City.

Not on our watch.

Titans, go!

[all screaming]

[chuckles]

[grunts]

You have failed
for the last time, Titans.

Oh, the irony.

Irony?

Well, how is this ironic?

'Cause you kicked us
when we was down.

- Very ironic.
- Totally.

The irony shall get you
the every time.

That is not irony.

Which makes it
even more ironic.

I hate them ironies.

So ironic!

What?

I-Irony!

[whispering] Irony.

I don't have time
for this.

I have a city to destroy.

I can't believe
this is happening.

Don't worry,
we'll stop The Brain.

The city will not do
the floodings.

I'm not talking about that.

Uh, you should be.

There is a bigger travesty
that must first be remedied.

You guys not knowing
what irony is.

What?

My pet peeve in life

is people incorrectly
using the word "irony."

Man, we's know
what irony is,

it's just things
that be ironic.

Like jumbo shrimp,

jumbo is big and shrimp is small,
it's so ironic.

I find it the ironic
that we cry the wolf,

why do we not howl
the wolf?

And if you say it real-fast
over and overs,

it sound like Ernie.

[all chanting] Irony.

Now all I hear is iron-knee,

which I've got,
so that's also ironic.

None of that has anything
to do with irony!

Relax, dude.

Oh, you want me to relax

when we live in a society

that doesn't grasp
the simple meaning of irony?

Yeah, that's exactly
what we wants.

You're getting worked up
about the wrong thing.

The city is in danger, man!

I'm not sure
it's worth saving.

Because people use
a word wrong?

Like I said, it's a pet peeve.

Oh, no.

Please don't tell me you're
gonna lecture us about irony.

Of course, I am.

[all groan]

We'll start with the basics.

The first thing to know is that
there are three forms of irony.

Ooh, ah.

We ain't got no time for no,
"Ooh, ah,

three forms of irony," fool.

Don't worry,
we'll just start with one.

Verbal irony! Cha!

We're gonna have to save
the city without him.

But first we got to
get out of this cell.

Simply stated, verbal irony
is when you say one thing

but mean the opposite.

Say if someone
asked me a question...

You think I can
cut through these bars?

To which I would respond,

"Oh, it's perfectly fine

to cut through electric bars

with a metal chainsaw."

Okay, if you say so.

Oh, the nos.

Makes it stop.

Why would you tell me
to do that?

To demonstrate verbal irony.

Cha-cha-cha.

We gots to get through
these bars!

There must be some way
to shut off the electricity.

Verbal irony with an edge,

or mal-intent,
is called sarcasm.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Ooh! There's the power box.

Star, help me jimmy-open
these door controlzies.

Okie-dokies.

Stick my pointy fish nose
all up in theres.

Yeah, that looks nice and safe.

Cool.

[expl*si*n]

Why do you keep
doing this to us?

That was not the nice,

or the safe!

That's right.

I was demonstrating sarcasm.

Sounds like
you're already learning a lot.

And look at that,

irony saves the day.

Come on, there's not much time.

The rain-ray must be
on the roof.

Wait!

You think that dirty Brain
set up some booby traps?

No, I haven't finished
my lesson on irony.

But we must get to the rain-ray
before it is the too late!

It's okay, I can walk and talk.

The next form of irony

is dramatic irony.

Uh, Robin...

Uh-uh, no interruptions,
please.

Dramatic irony happens

when the audience
knows something

that the character does not.

Bro, you's busy teachin' us
some dumb stuff,

but you's about to get caught.

Exactly, Beast Boy.

Finally someone
is paying attention...

Oh.

[chuckles] I, uh,

didn't see you there.

- Should we help him?
- [punches landing]

If we do, he's gonna
talk about irony some more.

[Robin screaming]

Would it be ironic
if we don't?

I'm not sure.

[screaming]

Yo, we'll help you

if you stop talking
about irony.

It's... a... pet... peeve!

Oh!

My man just got saved
by pack of wild dogs!

Talk about irony.

That was just
a random event.

But it does lead us

into our next form of irony.

Can we please focus
on saving the world?

We're so close.

Yes, close...

to understanding
all three types of irony.

Enough with them lessons,
fool.

Let me check the roof
and assess the situation.

Heavy security.

We'll need to sneak
past the guards

and destroy the rain-ray
before The Brain goes off.

- Raven.
- On it.

Continuing our lesson,

the third
and final type of irony

is known as
[font color="#ffff"]situational irony![/font]

Ooh, ah, pshaw!

Di-di-di. Shush, man.

The guards will hear
the mouth noises.

Situational irony
is also known as

the irony of events.

For instance, a monster
under the bed

is scared by the child?

Ironic!

[all shushing]

Whatch this?

It appears there is a fire

- at the fire station.
- [fire alarm ringing]

[loudly]
Ironic!

[g*ns cocking]

[shushing]

[g*ns powering up]

[screaming]

The presentation
has destroyed them.

Look at that.

They tried to destroy
my presentation,

but my presentation
destroyed them.

Situational irony.

[chuckles] You may have
taken out my guards,

but all of
your foolish bickering

has slowed you down.

You are too late.

[remote chimes]

[rumbling]

[laughing]

[indistinct screaming]

[inhales deeply]

[gasps]

[all cheering]

[all] Ooh, aah!

What is happening?

Instead of destroying the city
the rain-ray made it better.

That's...

the opposite
of what was expected.

Yo, that sounds like... like...

[all] Irony!

Yes!

- Yes!
- [all cheering]

You've done it!

You've correctly
identified irony!

[all exclaiming]

Circle gets the square.

[The Brain chuckling]

What you laughing
about, fool?

Yeah, you lost, you dummy.

You've shown me that
you care

about what words
mean

and that gives me hope
for this world.

I will, therefore, leave behind

my villainous ways.

Cool.
Who's hungry?

I am literally starving.

Literally.

That is not the proper use
of the word "literally."

I could literally eat a horse.

But you couldn't.

You understand that,
right?

Yeah, man.
I'm so hungry

my eyes is literally bigger
than my stomach.

My stomachs are the literally
eating themselves.

You are using
"literally" incorrectly!

You literally do not know
what "literally" means!

Ironic, huh?