06x35 - Huggbees

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[music playing on TV]

[gasps]

- [alarm blaring]
- Crime alert!

And it's coming from
Warner Bros. Animation
in Burbank.

Oh, the no! Has someone jumped
in the Friends fountain?

[sirens wailing]

Did they reboot the Loonatics?

[horrific scream]

Did someone park
in Sam Register's
parking space?

[shouting]

It's the Brain.
And whatever he's up to,
we have to stop it.

Titans, go!

[engine revving]

[dramatic music plays]

[crashes]

Your trip down memory lane
is over, Brain.

I'm afraid
it's only the beginning,

for I have just unleashed
the greatest cartoon mastermind
that the s had to offer...

The Lobe.

Bonjour,Titans.

It is I, the Lobe.

I already said that.

I know. It's just... I want
to make sure the name sinks in.

It's been a while.

- [lightening crackles]
- The Lobe!

What is the meaning
of this unexpected crossover?

Using our combined intellect,

we shall devise
the most brilliant evil plan

the world has ever seen.

[both laughing wickedly]

So long, Titans.

- [Lobe whooping]
- [bell dings]

How are we gonna
stop these guys?

They got too much brain power
and we're a bunch
of dum-dums.

The only way
to defeat a 's villain

is by teaming up
with a 's hero.

Spread out
and see what you can find.

- How about Batman Beyond?
- No. Too dark.

- The Road Rovers?
- Hmm. Too cute.

Yo! What's about Freakazoid!

[all exclaiming in agreement]

No, absolutely not.

His humor is so weird
and random.

He can never stick to the story.

Oh, come on, dude.
You said we needed a 's hero.

And Freakazoid
has defeated the Lobe
firsthand.

Ugh. Fine. But I'm warning you,
this guy is a wild card.

[zapping]

[dramatic music plays]

- [makes whooshing sounds]
- Um... Freakazoid?

- Freakazoid?
- Not done.

- [yells] Freakazoid!
- Almost.

Eh, sorry.
I couldn't help myself.

Feels good to run around
and make my patented
whooshing sounds again.

How long
have I been in that can?

- It's the year .
- [gasps]

The future! Cool!

Have you guys taken care
of that whole poverty thing?

No, but you can watch a movie
on your phone
while taking a poop poop.

Neat-o!
Ooh, can I borrow your phone?

- [whooshes]
- No!

[relaxing music plays]

[toilet flushing sounds]

[exclaims] That was awesome.

Thanks. Oh, you might wanna...
[hums]

- Anyway, where were we?
- Well, Freakazoid,

we summoned you here
because we need your help
taking down the Lobe.

Hmm. Lobe.

Lo-be... Lobe.

Oh, Mr. Squishy head man.

What about him? [gasps]
Don't tell me he escaped.

- He escaped.
- I told you
not to tell me that.

Although,
I wouldn't worry too much.
He is kinda lame.

But he did almost
blow up the world once, so...

- Then you'll help us?
- Nah.

Why the not's?

Look, guys, no offense,

but Steven Spielberg
is the executive producer
of my show

and he's very picky
about doing crossovers.

- I doubt very highly...
- He said it was fine.

Let's do it!

Now, the Brain and the Lobe

have no idea
that we've teamed up
with Freazakoid,

which gives us the advantage.

So, we need to make sure
to keep it a secret.

Don't worry, bruh.
We aint's gonna say nothing
to nobody's.

- [all exclaiming]
- No objections.

[man] And I won't say
anything either.

Whoa... Who said that?

Guys, I'd like you
to meet Joe Leahy.

- He's my announcer.
- [in sing-song voice] Hello.

What?
We don't need an announcer.

Everybody needs an announcer.
Don't they, Joe?

- Indeed, they do, Freakazoid.
- Isn't he awesome?

Fine.
But he better not interfere.

Don't mind me.
I'll be slightly off camera
the entire time.

Good. Keep it that way, Leahy.

My name is Robin

and I like bossing
people around.
Blah, blah, blah.

[all laughing hysterically]

[mockingly] Ha ha! Very funny.
But the joke's on you.

I can see your lips moving.

Oh, really? Watch this.

[glugging]

[spraying]

- [laughing hysterically]
- Right in your face.

-Really?
You find that entertaining?
-Of course, we do.

Then how come you never laugh
when I talk out of my hands?

- Well, 'cause when you do it,
it's just sad.
- And depressing.

Mmm-hmm, it's true.

Argh!
We're getting off track here.

If we're going
to stop the Brain and the Lobe,

we need to stick to the story.

Trust me, Robin,
you don't always
have to stick to the story.

As long as you've got comedy,
you don't have
to worry about the plot.

Well, that may have worked
on your show, Freakazoid,

but our show is much more...

sophisticated.

Yeah, our show's
ways more sophisticated.

Now who's up
for a tooting contest?

[all whooping, grunting]

[all grunting]

[Beast Boy screams]

- [farts]
- [Raven] Yay!

[tip-toeing]

[suspenseful music plays]

According to my intel,
the Brain and the Lobe
are inside.

First we're gonna have to do
something about those guards.

Here's the plan,
when I give this signal...

[cawing]

- ...we'll take them down.
- Question.

Can the signal be something
more fun?
Like the word, "huggbees"?

- Huggbees?
- Yeah, it's really fun to say.

Here, watch this,
try it, try it, try it.

Huggbees!

[all] Huggbees!

[woman voiceover] Huggbees!

No, we are not saying...
[guffaws] "huggbees."
That word is nonsense.

- Huggbees...
- Stay out of it, Joe.

We're never gonna stop
the Brain and the Lobe
if we keep getting off track.

[groaning, screaming]

- [all] Huggbees!
- [shouting]

[all screaming, groaning]

[metal clangs]

Be careful, team.
This entire place
might be booty-trapped.

Oh! Look at that cool button.

Wait! Don't...

[snarling]

[crocodile chomping]

Ah. Oops.

Quick! Press that control panel
to deactivate the trap.

I'm on it.

[phone ringing]

Um... Hello?

- Hey, Freakazoid!
- Cosgrove!

Hey, Titans, it's my buddy
Sergeant Mike Cosgrove.

[Titans yell]

The Titans say, "Hi!" What's up?

You wanna go get donuts?

I dunno, Cosgrove, I'm kinda
in the middle of something.

I'm buying.

- Ooh, what'd you order,
Cosgrove?
- A Bismark.

Isn't that the same thing
as a Long John?

No, no. A Bismark
is a round shaped donut.

A Long John is shaped
like a rectangle.

Oh! Got it, okay.
So it's kinda like a maple bar.

Yeah, but on the East Coast,
maple bars
are called Long Johns too.

Then what's an eclair?

An eclair is a Long John
filled with custard.

Wow, Cosgrove.
Where did you learn so much
about donuts?

From an old woman.
Her name was Gladys.

[Joe] Oh, no. While Freakazoid
is busy chowing donuts,

the Titans
are about to be chowed.

How are they gonna get out
of this one?

You! Joe Leahy!
You can get us out of this one

by pushing that button
on the control panel.

Oh, no. You've made it
abundantly clear

that I'm to stay
out of this adventure.

What! You're useless, Leahy.

It's okay, I'm back.

- Now to deactivate that trap.
- Hurry!

[phone ringing]

Hold on, it's Cosgrove again.
What's up, Cosgrove?

Ooh, you wanna
finish your story
about the old woman.

Well, I'm kinda in the middle...
Oh... she had an eyepatch? Wow!

All right, listen,
I really want
to hear about it,

especially the eye-patch.
But later. Okay, bye.

- [lasers whirring]
- [all exclaim]

[all cheering]

- [screaming]
- [water splashes]

- [growls]
- [screams]

[screaming]

- [crashes]
- [groaning]

- Ow.
- Want a donut?

No! I want you
to stick to the story.
Now let's move on.

- [crash]
- [rumbling]

- The Titans.
- That's right.

And we've brought along
your worst nightmare.

[ominous music plays]

[screams]

[growls]

Bonjour,Lobey.
Hey, long time no see.

Freakazoid,
it's so good to see you.

How's the family?

Good. My son just graduated
from evil medical school.

I'm sure he's a brainiac
just like his father.

Would you stop derailing
the story?

-Sorry, that was the last time.
I swear!
-[zips]

Now where were we? Oh, yes.

You have arrived just in time
for the unveiling
of our ingenious plan.

Behold! The trans-mongrel-fier!

With this laser, we shall turn
the citizens of Jump City

- into dog people!
- [barking]

Thus, creating
the most obedient army
the world has ever seen.

Ugh! That's the stupidest plan
I've ever heard.

Yeah. No one's going
to be terrified of an army

that likes to sniff butts.

We'll show you
how brilliant our plan is
by testing it on your friend.

[machine whirring]

[barks]

[gasps] That... was...

awesome!

[baby talk] Just look at that
cute little face,
I could just eat it up.

- Who's Daddy's little biscuit?
- Enough!

We're sick and tired
of your stupid humor
ruining our mission.

- My humor isn't stupid!
- Oh, really?

[grunts]

Oh, I'm Freakazoid.

I like to run around
in my stupid underwear

and do stupid things
with my hands.
[makes whooshing sounds]

I also like to say stupid words
like "huggbees."

[device dings]

[operator] Password accepted.
Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

- [dramatic music plays]
- [rumbling]

You set the password
to "huggbees?"

I couldn't help it.
It's just so much fun to say...
Huggbees.

[expl*si*n]

- Nice work, dude.
- You did it.

Yeah, I guess I did.

See, Robin, you don't
have to stick with the story
when you've got comedy.

You're right, Freakazoid.

The plot
can be an after-thought.

Now, let's all
go get some donuts!

- [all cheering]
- [making whooshing sounds]

[Lobe] Ah, get off,
you mangy mutt. [screams]