07x12 - Cy & Beasty

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go!

Opening theme playing...

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

Yo, Cy. You ready to watch
some of that good TV?

Oh, yeah.

And you know,
I got some of those

goods snacks, too.

These are for you.

Chocolate covered raisins.

My favorite!

[chewing loudly]

- You want some?
- No, thanks.

I have a hard time
eating raisins.

They always get stuck
in my gears.

So, what are we watching, yo?

For today's screening,
I have chosen a classic tale,

filled with action, comedy

and a serious case
of cat and mouse.

Oh, snaps. You're talking
about Tom and Jerry?

[Cyborg] Bingo!

[funky music playing]

[Beastie and Cyborg laughing]

[slurping]

[munching loudly]

[dramatic music playing]

[Beastie and Cyborg laughing]

Yeah, boy. I love me
some Tom and Jerry.

And you know
who the best character is...

Uh-huh.

- [Beastie] Jerry.
- [Cyborg] Tom.

What? You shouldn't be rooting
for that no good dirty Tom.

Tom's not dirty.
He's just trying to do his job

getting rid
of that freeloading Jerry.

[slaps]
Jerry ain't no freeloader.

He's just trying to survive, yo.

What...
are you guys arguing about?

Certainly it must be
the important

if you are doing
all of the shouting.

Cyborg thinks
Tom is better than Jerry.

That's right, he's better.

Tom's got
that strong determination.

Just look at how much
punishment he takes,

and he just keeps coming back
for more.

Yeah, but Jerry is smarter
and faster than Tom.

Just look at him.
Anything Tom tries,

Jerry always gets away.

Now you tell this fool
who's better.

Actually, I think
they're both pretty great.

I do love the sadistic kitty

and the tormenting mouse
as well.

Does it really matter
who's better?

Cartoon rivalries are stupid
and ultimately pointless.

Now, who's ready to T.P.
Titans East?

Oh, I cannot wait
to cover their home

in the paper of the toilets.

That'll shown them that
we're the better titans.

So, are you guys in?

No way. I ain't skinning no car
with this Tom-loving fool.

And I refuse to go anywhere
with this Jerry-obsessed dummy.

Fine. Then you can both
stay here... together.

Wait, you can't leave me alone

with this mouse-loving dum-dum.

Oh, yeah? Well, if I was
a mouse like Jerry,

and yous was a cat like Tom,

you'd never catch me
in a million years.

Are you challenging me, bro?

Maybe I am.

Then challenge accepted.

[both] It's on!

Tom and Jerry
theme music playing

[yells deviously]

[screaming]

[screams]

[teeth crunching]

[Beastie screams]
Get away, get away, get away.

[screams]

[adventurous music playing]

[Beastie laughs mockingly]

[Cy screams]

[snarling]

[belching]

[laughs]

[funky music playing]

[laughing deviously]

[landing punches]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[coughing]

Huh?

[both laughing]

Ah!

Woah.

[coughing]

[thudding]

[laughs]

Yeah! In your face!

Huh?

[trumpeting]

[neighing]

[crowing]

[shrieks]

Huh? Uh-oh.

Oh! Ah! Oh!
[grunting]

Wait a minute...
[grunting]

[Beastie giggles]

[gasps]

Burrito!

[slurping]

[metal clangs]

What?

[buzzing]

[Beastie screaming]

[Cy babbling]

[electric buzzing]

What's up with your body?

The toaster must have
shorted out the logic circuits,

and now it's going haywire.

[shouting]

Let's get out of here!

[both screaming]

[toaster dings]

[chewing loudly]

[sighs in relief]

[both panting]

How are we gonna
stop that thing?

There's only one way.
We need to work together.

Now grab that box of raisins.

I thought you hated raisins

'cause they get stuck
in your gears.

Exactly.

[shouting]

[yelling in slow motion]

[electric buzzing]

Oh, yeah! We did it!

- [growling]
- [both screaming]

Howdy?

[both cheering]

Nice teamwork, bro.

Hey, you just reminded me
of something.

What's that?

The best episodes
of Tom and Jerry

are the ones
when they work together.

Yeah. It's like Tom and Jerry,
both have their strong points,

but they work best as a team,

kind of like us.

Listen, man, I'm sorry

I let a stupid argument
ruin our friendship.

Me too, yo.

So, you wanna go
read some comic books?

I got a new issue of Superman.

No, thanks. I prefer Batman
over Superman.

What? You can't pick Batman
over Superman.

Superman is super strong.

And Batman is super weak.

Well, at least Batman ain't afraid
of no stupid green rock. [laughs]

[Cyborg] You wanna talk
stupid and green?

Let's talk about your face.

[Beastie]
You did not just go there.

That is what the God's given me.

[Cyborg and Beastie babbling]