07x18 - EEbows

[bunniefuu]

♪ Go!

Opening theme playing...

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

Guys, guys, guys.

I have a superpower.

I have a superpower!

I think I speak for all of us
when I say, "Yeah, right."

No, really. I'm invincible.

Well, a very specific part
of my elbow is.

See this little flap of skin?

It doesn't hurt
when I pinch it.

See? I feel nothing.

Oh, yeah. I gots one
of those things, too, yo.

See? Don't feel
a thing neither.

We've all got that.

There's nothing special.
Or super about it.

Ah, man!

I really thought I had
a super power this time.

Oh, well, who wants to have
a pinching party?

Pinching party! Pinching party!

Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.

Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.

Hey, easy on the pinching.

No, it's okay.
You can't even feel it.

We can't, but the Eebows can.

Did you say "Eebows?"
Pinch, pinch.

Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.

Pinch, pinch, pinch...

Stop!

Who said that?

It was me.

What is that thing?

That's an Eebow.

I am no ordinary Eebow.

I am Auggie,
emperor of the Eebows,

and I am ordering you to
leave my Eebow brethren alone.

But they are the so very cute.

And so much fun to pinch.

- Pinch, pinch, pinch...
- Enough!

Eebows, emerge!

Hey, I can't bend my arms.

Me neither.

They lock, no matter what I is.

And I have the itch
upon my chin.

And they're powerless to
do the scratching.

Well, this is what happens
when you've got no Eebows in your elbows.

That is right, because we are the ones
who allow all the bending.

Great. We've all learned something about
human anatomy today.

Now, can you please
reattach to us,

so we can get on with
our pinching party?

No. There shall be
no more pinching.

You mean like this?

Perhaps, this is how he means.

The pinch, the pinch,
the pinch...

Cut it out. That is enough!

No, it's not,

'cause this pinching party's
going all night, baby.

Pinch, pinch, pinch...

Oh, my, God.
They're just so pinchable.

Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.

I said enough!

We help you eat.

We help you brush your teeth.

We bend over backwards for you,

and this is how you repay us?

With pinching parties?

Well, the party is over.

Come on, Eebows. Let's ditch
these insufferable ingrates.

Yeah? Well, there's nothing special
about you anyway.

We don't need you,

you useless flaps of meat!

Useless flaps of meat? Wow.

Wow!

Great. Now what?

I don't know.
It's not that big a deal.

Without the Eebows, we cannot do
the bending of the arms.

It's all locked up.

Don't worry, Titans.

We've overcome bigger challenges
than this before,

and I'm sure that with a little bit of
patience and perseverance,

we can all go on to lead
perfectly normal lives.

You'll see...

Here, brushie, brushie, brush.

I can't do
my push-ups.

Uh...

Help! I can't wipe my bum-bum!

Titans, I was wrong about
not needing Eebows.

Life has proven difficult
without them.

Never knew how important
those little flaps of meat were, yo.

You can say that again.

We need to find our Eebows
and forced them to reattach themselves.

Ingrates of Jump City,

no longer
will you hold us c*ptive

under the crevices
of your arms.

Those who do the bending

will bend to you no more.

Eebows, emerge!

The Eebows are
rising up.

And the arms of the people
are locking up.

Listen, Auggie,
this needs to stop. Now!

You're no match for my army of Eebows.

We have the power
to bend anything.

Eebows, eliminate them.

There's so many of them.

Ow! Ow!

Excellent work, Eebows.

Now, join me.

By combining our powers,

we can bend the very fabric
of space and time itself.

- What's happening?
- We need cover. Quick, under here.

What is this place?

It's some sort of Eebow city.

When Auggie bent
the space time continuum,

he must have created
an alternate reality

where Eebows reign supreme.

They really did it.
Those maniacs!

Curse them. Curse them all!

What is that?

I think it's
some kind of alarm.

The Eebow Council
will see you now.

Eebow Council?

Ow! Keep your filthy mitts
off us, you dirty... Ow!

Stop, stop. Stop that.
Too hard. Ow!

Well, well, well.

If it isn't those wretched pinchers,
the Teen Titans.

This council finds you guilty
of crimes against Eebows.

And as punishment
for your vile acts,

you are now sentenced to
a lifetime of bending.

What do you want us
to bend, yo?

Everything.

You, bend over and be my chair.

You, bend over and be my table.

You, bend this penne pasta
into elbow macaroni.

You, bend over backward
and pick up my fork.

You, bend my straw.

Bend the knee.
Put a bend in the road.

Bend the rules.

Bend an ear.

Bend this, bend that,
bend here, bend there.

Bend, bend, bend!

This bending
be too much, yo.

I am the all bended out.

Can't. Bend. Anymore.

Fine. Take a short break.
You look thirsty.

Why don't you get yourself
a drink of water?

That's so funny.

Oh, it hurts.

Of course. Everyone has
a weakness.

For Eebows,
it's their funny bones.

If we get them to
laugh hard enough,

maybe we can break it.

Titans, make 'em laugh.

Ow!

Ow!

Okay.

Okay, please stop.

You've broken
all of our funny bones.

We'll do whatever you want.

So you'll reattach to us
and unbend reality?

Yes, yes, oh...

Just please don't
make us laugh anymore.

Ow!

Oh, it feels so good to
bend our arms again.

It's funny how you can take
something so small for granted.

It's also funny watching Robin
trying to drink water,

and spilling it
all over his face.

Yeah!
That was a real knee-slapper.

We are the Kneebows and we demand that
you stop slapping us.

Oh, no. Not again.

I can't feel my legs.

Ah, get back here!