06x40 - Various Modes of Transportation

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[sad music playing]

[sighs]

Hey, Cyborg!

Wanna stretch it out
with me? Ha!

Get those hammies
nice and loose?

[dejectedly] No, thanks.

What's got you down?

The annual Metropolis ping-pong
invitational is this weekend!

And Beast Boy's visiting
the Doom Patrol!

So he can't be
my pong partner this year.

Oh. Well, maybe there's someone
else who could be your partner.

- [dance music playing]
- [Cyborg] Yeah, but Raven is at the Pretty-Pretty

Pegasus convention.

Uh, actually, I was thinking
of someone else.

Someone with skills.

Yeah, but Starfire went to
Tamaran for some celebration.

Oh! But there's
someone else!

Someone quick. Someone agile.
Someone incredibly handsome.

- Silky?
- No! Someone else!

- [crashes]
- Oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

You mean you!
Not interested.

Come on! It'll be fun.

I very much doubt that.

I can picture it now.

- [pleasant music playing]
- [Robin] Robin and Cyborg headed to Metropolis.

A perfect set-up for a buddy
road trip adventure.

A "buddy" what now?

Oh, ho! These two may
seem an odd pair at first.

But as they travel the road, they'll
come to appreciate their differences,

while learning
the true Power of Friendship.

What do you say?

Fine. Whatever. Sure.

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

The Power
of Friendship prevails!

I'm not trying to be part
of no Power of Friendship!

Let's just get there as fast as
possible and play some ping-pong.

Very well. We'll take the fastest
mode of transportation...

- [enthralling music playing]
- [Robin] A plane!

[engine revving]

- Dude! What kind of flight you got us on?
- [chickens clucking]

Um, the money-saving kind.

Most airlines just jack up the
price for unnecessary things

like checked bags,

and legroom and...

Seats?

'Cause I don't see any seats.

[grunts]

This does not seem safe.

Interesting you say that,
because statistically,

flying is one of
the safest modes of transport...

- [Robin screaming]
- [chicken clucking]

[glass smashing]

- [thuds]
- [grunts]

- [chickens clucking]
- [kissing]

I never thought I'd be
so happy to be in Metropolis!

Oh, we're not in Metropolis yet.

We've got an overnight
layover here

in beautiful downtown Bismarck!

[cow mooing]

Dude, don't nobody
want to be in no Bismarck!

But this is all part of
our buddy road trip adventure.

Swapping personal stories in
an affordable motel room,

will help us activate
the Power of Friendship!

You're the worst.

I know you don't mean that.

- [light buzzing]
- [screams]

Here we are!

You really are the worst.

Ooh! Gotta go pee-pee.

- [door shuts]
- I told you to just go on the plane.

The cows had no problem with it.

Only one bed?

[yelling]

A tight space for more bonding.

You almost done in there?
I gotta wash up.

I smell like cow doodoo,
mixed with pig doodoo,

mixed with... [sniffs]

Was there a camel on that plane?

- [thuds]
- [sighs] All yours.

[tap opens]

[water splashing]

[Robin] Be sure to take my skivvies
out of the sink before you use it.

[dramatic music plays]

[yells]

[Robin] Also, I hung some of my
skivvies to dry on the towel rack.

[yells and gags]

[Robin] And of course, I had to
hang some skivvies on the doorknob.

[Cyborg gags]

[retching]

[gagging]

[yells]

[Robin] Oh, and there's some skivvies
still soaking in the bathtub.

[vomiting]

[yelling]

[sighs] The alarm is set
for tomorrow.

Don't wanna miss the plane.

Ch-ch-ch... So...

You wanna tell revealing
personal stories?

I just want to go to bed, dude.

You're right. We should
get some good sleep.

We've got a full day
of bonding ahead of us.

[soft music playing]

[whirring]

Would you be quiet?
I'm trying to sleep.

[softly] Oh, sorry!

[whirring]

Sorry. Electric flosser.

[whirring continues]

Sorry. Retainer.

[crunching]

Sorry. Late night snack.

- [inhales]
- [hissing]

Sorry. Humidifier.

[thuds]

[snoring]

[electricity buzzes]

[beeping]

[yawns] Ah, I'll be honest
with you. I slept pretty good.

Especially considering
how hard these pillows are.

Those aren't pillows.

[yells]

Why are your buns so hard?

- [upbeat music playing]
- Daily squats and stretches keeps it all tight.

Hmm. Nice!

I'm still mad at you.

For being a great travel buddy?

You're a horrible travel buddy!

You get me on a stinky plane.

You snore.
You got too many skivvies!

[chuckles] Oh, ho! There's no
such thing as too many skivvies!

Whatever!
When's our flight?

Oh. Uh...

We missed it, didn't we?

[chuckles nervously]
Don't worry.

There' s a better mode
of transportation we can take.

[Robin] A train!

A train!

What do I look like?

An adolescent wizard
from the outskirts of London!

This nation was built on trains.

Two buddies training along.

I am not your buddy!

Riding the rails. Nothing
but a gorgeous landscape,

and a...
[mimicking train chugging]

...to keep us company.
Oh, and Sticky Joe!

Howdy!

[exasperated] I just want
to play some ping-pong.

I know.

How about
a good old-fashioned song?

♪ If you're buddies And you
know it Clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're buddies And you
know it Clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're buddies
And you know it ♪

♪ And you really love
This road trip ♪

♪ If this road trip's Really
awesome Clap your hands ♪

[claps] Spoon solo,
Sticky Joe, take it away.

[spoons clicking rhythmically]

♪ If you love your buddy
Cyborg Clap your hands ♪

♪ If you love your buddy
Robin Clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're feeling
A strong connection ♪

♪ And maybe The Power of
Friendship Coming through ♪

♪ And if you're making Long-lasting
memories Clap your... ♪

- [thuds]
- Hey!

[grunting]

Okay, so trains aren't
for everyone.

But, I've got another mode of
transportation that's as convenient,

comfortable, and dare I
say, American as it gets!

[Robin] The rental car!

[engine revving]

[sniffs] It smells like
grandmas in here.

All I smell is
comfy convenience.

Wanna play I Spy?

No. I'm gonna catch some Z's.
I'm pooped!

Okay. Well, if you do
want to talk...

Just get us to Metropolis, dude.

Okay, just me and the road now.

[yawning]

[grunts] No! It's important
to stay alert while driving.

- [changing stations]
- [music playing]

- [soft lullaby music playing]
- [snoring]

[snoring]

[grunts]

[Cyborg snoring]

[grunts]

- [groans]
- [window opening]

[sighs] Ah! The cool night
breeze will keep me awake.

[yelling]

- [owl squawking]
- [Robin yelling]

[grunts]

[owl hooting]

[pants]

No owl can stop...

- [Cyborg snoring]
- the Power of Friendship.

[Robin snoring]

- [tires screeching]
- [horn honking]

[truck honking]

[yawning]

Hey there, sleepy head.

Hmm, yo, Robin,

what are those four glowing
lights coming at us?

Huh? They kind of look
like headlights.

- [snoring]
- Yeah.

- But that would mean... [snoring]
- [train honking]

[snoring]

[trains engines revving]

[both yelling]

[chuckling evilly]

[yelling]

Hey!

[all yelling]

[crashes]

Just a minor setback.

And you know what
they say about walking.

♪ If you love walking Along a dark
highway After nearly dying... ♪

Enough! I am done
with this buddy road trip!

I don't care if I miss
the ping-pong tournament.

I am done!

But, the Power of Friendship!

The Power of Friendship
is a lie!

[Cyborg] A lie, I say!
A lie!

[Robin] Cyborg! Hey!

Cyborg, wait up.

Cyborg!

Got room for one more if you
still want to go to Metropolis.

Where did you find that?

Some kid back in town. Traded my
humidifier for it, straight up!

He wasn't interested
in my retainer.

This baby doesn't
even need fuel.

He just easts my skivvies!

[swallows and brays]

You know, Robin,

just when I think you couldn't
possibly be any worse

of a road trip companion,

you go do something like this!

And totally teach me
the Power of Friendship!

How did you know that donkeys were
my favorite mode of transportation?

Ha-ha! Hop on!

[both chuckling]

[Cyborg] Metropolis
invitational, here we come!

You know, Robin, all in all, it
wasn't that bad a road trip.

[chuckles] Thanks, Cyborg.

It's funny, I almost forgot about the
ping-pong tournament altogether.

We haven't even practiced.

We've got something
better than practice.

We got a donkey.

[Robin yells]

Come on, donkey!
Let's play some ping-pong.

- [donkey brays]
- [Cyborg laughs]

Well, it looks like
it's just you and me.

[in deep voice] I guess so.

[in normal voice] Hey! You
wanna go on a buddy road trip?

[grunts]

[in deep voice] No!