06x44 - Don't Press Play

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[jazzy hip-hop music playing]

[alarm blaring]

[all groan]

Oh, mans!
It's that crime alert.

I'm not trying to answer that.
It's never good news.

Perhaps if we just
do the ignoring,

it will do the going away.

[alarm continues blaring]

Any second now.

[Robin yells]

Titans, crime alert!

Ahhh!
Cover that mess up, yo!

Don't nobody
wanna see that, man!

[beeping]

[Robin] The alert seems to be
coming from Amityville.

[gasps] Oh, no!
Jaws is back?

That great white
be a menace, yo!

No, not Amity Island,
Amityville, Long Island.

And... holy tri-state area.

Look who
that monster's attacking.

[all] De La Soul?

I love De La Soul.

[all cheering]

Please, who is this De,
the La, and the Soul?

- [all exclaim]
- What?

De La Soul is one of
the greatest hip-hop groups

of all time, Star!

They's be legends, yo!

Their importance to hip-hop music

and the culture
cannot be overstated.

Ooh, I wish to meet
this De La Soul.

Then what are we waiting for?

Titans, go!

[growling]

[roaring]

Yo, we can't let him
take our music!

Dave, sonic blast, now!

[echoing] Yo!

[grunts, growls]

You goin' down, fool!

Forty-five, forty-five...

Twelve inch!

[roars]

[beeps, explodes]

[roars]

Ah! It's really them.

The De, the La, and the Soul!

You're Kelvin Mercer,

aka Posdnuos, aka Plug Wonder,

aka Plug Won.

Aka I'm being att*cked
right now.

See this monster in front of me?
Are you crazy?

[gasps] And
you're Dave Jolicoeur,

aka Trugoy the Dove,

aka Dave, aka Plug Two!

[singing]

And you're Vincent Mason.

Aka Pasemaster Mase.

Aka Mase!

Aka Plug Three!

True, true. No doubt!

[roars]

Oh, my goodness.
Where are our manners?

We didn't even
introduce ourselves.

We's be the Teen Titans, yo!

We are the superheroes!

Y'all have nothing
to worry about.

We're here to save your music.

Well, now would be a good
time to start doing that.

Right. Titans, g...

[belches]

Your music is mine now.

[groans] That thing
stole our music, man!

Our fans won't be able to listen
to any of it ever again! [sobs]

Don't you worry, De La Soul,

we'll help you
get your music back.

Yo, you about to call
the Justice League?

No, we're not calling
the Justice League.

We are more than qualified
to help you.

Word? You sure? Ooh, Wonder Woman
is bad with that lasso, B.

Hey, you remember how she used to spin?
[grunting]

Yo, and Aquaman with the dope fish powers?
[vocalizes]

And the dolphins joint.
[mimicking dolphin]

Yo, and Batman with
the bing, boom, bam!

[in raspy voice]
I'm Batman.

Come on. Get it?
[chuckles]

Crazy.

[all chanting]
Justice League!

We're not calling
the Justice League!

The Teen Titans can handle this.

Plus, we got a super computer.

Yeah, uh... wow.

Oh, yeah, we can
track down that monster

back at the Tower, yo.

Don't you worry, De La Soul.

We are going to help you
get your music back.

Raven, portal, please?

Mmm-hmm. I bet you no one in the
Justice League can do this.

[snaps fingers]

- [all cheering]
- After you.

Nah, nah, nah.
I'm good.

Man, I ain't going in there.

Is that even safe?

My portals are perfectly safe.

Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[all scream]

[screaming, sobbing]

Pfft! That was,
that was nothing, yo.

[sniffling] I'm good.
I'm not crying, B.

- I wasn't scared.
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

Where's my inhaler?

Yo, check this out.

- Bam! Supercomputer!
- [computer beeping]

- [all] Whoa!
- That's fire.

Okay! Triangulating
the monster's biometrics...

Booyah! Locked! The monster
has taken your music to...

[gasps] outer space!

[gasps] It has gone
to the red planet!

And look!

It's transmitting De La
Soul's music live from Mars.

Yo! It must be collecting
our sweet music royalties.

What's music royalties?

- Allow me.
- [ringing]

Let's say you create
something original,

like a rap song.

That rap song is now
your intellectual property.

Now, if others want to use
your intellectual property,

or I.P.,

they may be required
to pay you money

aka music royalties.

That means every time
your song is streamed

played on the radio,
or used in TV or film,

ka-ching!
You get paid.

Whoa!

Yo, that be amazing!

No, no, that's copyright law.

Oh, yeah, you wanna get
that money, huh?

Listen. Music royalties
are important,

but don't get it twisted.

We wanna get our music back
for our fans.

Yeah, but that cash money
is good.

Titans, focus!

We are about to embark on a
dangerous mission to Mars.

How are we ever gonna get there?

Not to worry. Tower
can transform into a rocket!

All right, we are
on our way to Mars.

In the meantime, please,
make yourselves at home.

Our rocket tower
is your rocket tower.

Who wants some yogurt?

Yo, you know I love yogurt.

[both gulp]

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Watermelon pistachio.

Yo, this apple and popcorn one.

I don't even know how it
works, but it's amazing!

Cy, Cy, looks!

Mase is checking out
our record collection!

[gasps]

Oh, man!
I hope he approves!

A'ight! That's that joint,
right here!

[upbeat music playing]

[all] Dance party!

Whoop, whoop!

- [both] Whoa!
- That's off the chain!

[Dave] Robotics, star bolts,
magic portals and transforming?

Man, y'all got some
super cool super powers.

Yo, Robin,
what are your super powers?

- [all gasp]
- [music stops]

It is the difficult topic,

but Robin does not have
the super powers.

I do, too, have super powers!

I can do this! [grunts]

- [farts]
- Oh. A backflip.

That's cool, man.

I can also do a double.

Don't do it, Robin.
You never land those.

Youse gonna break something
again, fool.

- [bones cracking]
- Yeah, I got it, fool.

Watch and be amazed.

[grunts, screams]

[groaning, chuckling]
I'm okay!

[cries]

I'm impervious to damage.

[Robin winces]

Hmm. You really
don't have superpowers.

I do have superpowers!

I have the power of initiative.

[rumbling]

[Cyborg] The rocket tower
has landed.

We's on Mars, people!

Now, watch as I demonstrate
my initiative powers

by initiating the search
for De La Soul's music

without so much
as a single thought.

[Robin yells]

[grunts]

See? I already found
De La Soul's music

because of my initiative.

Ha! It was almost too easy.

Wait! It's probably a trap!

[all] No! Don't press play!

[hip-hop music blaring on stereo]

Everybody stay calm.
We'll find a way out.

I just need time to think.

Another one of my su...

Dude, we don't have time
for your make-believe powers.

How's we getting out of this?

I don't know.
The water's three feet high

and rising.

And if we do not get out
the soon...

[all] De La Soul is dead!

I mean, we probably
gonna die too, so...

The stakes are so high, yo.

Don't worry. We got this!

De La, activate!

[all] Buhloone mindstate!

[all huffing]

[Titans cheering]

[laughs] Thanks for the save!

[air spurting]

Look!

[laughs maniacally]

There's De La's music.

- [laughs maniacally]
- [cash register dings]

Yo, give us back
our music, fool!

Huh? Never!

Listen, man, we're willing
to negotiate.

Give us our music back
and we'll split the royalties.

Your music is mine!

[groans] Man, there's no
getting through to this dude.

Don't worry, De La.
[straining]

We got this.

Titans, go!

["Pain" by De La Soul playing]

[eagle screeching]

[grunts]

[inaudible]

♪ Pain will make it better ♪

- Plug !
- Plug !

Plug !

♪ Look over your shoulder ♪

[all] A-O-I!

[whirring]

[growls]

[powering up]

They're sh**ting
their Bionix Beam!

♪ I know how ya feel ♪

♪ Pain will make it better ♪

[yells]

♪ Pain will make it better ♪

- [all cheering]
- [Cyborg] Yeah! We're messing it up!

That was crazy!

Hey, thanks for helping us
save our music, Titans.

Just doing our duty
as De La fans.

You guys are pretty cool.

Whoa!

Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet!

We were just flying by and saw
you take out that space monster.

Nice work, De La Soul.

You guys wanna join
the Justice League?

[all] What? Peace!

We in the Justice League, baby!

Ugh, the Justice League.