07x39 - Whodundidit?

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

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Opening theme playing...

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

I love house sitting
for Bruce Wayne.

Oh, the yes.
It is the so much fun.

Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it, you two.

[Beast Boy] Ha-ha.
Check the sword out, yo.

[nervously] Put that back.

[gasps] Careful, Cyborg.

That priceless antique
has been in the Wayne family

for generations.

Relax, dude. I'll be careful.

Yo, Be as tie, go long!

I got it. My bad.

Would you guys cut it out?

I promised Bruce that nothing bad
would happen while he's gone.

Where is the B'man, anyway?

He's on a mission
to track down Clayface.

[gasps] You mean the fearsomest of the foes
made from the modeling clay?

That's the one.

Now, listen, I'm going to
put this back in the study,

so promise me you won't
touch anything while I'm gone.

[all] We promise
not to touch anything.

But we didn't promise
not to sh**t anything.

Raven, pull.

[woman screaming]

Someone's in trouble.

[Robin in female voice] Aah!

What is all of the commotion?

[nervously] I heard a strange noise coming
from this bathroom,

and look, somebody k*lled
Bruce Wayne's toilet.

So what?
It's just a toilet, dude.

This isn't just a toilet.

This is Bruce's personal toilet,

[gasps] and when he finds out it's dead,
there's no telling

what he'll do to us.

Relax, Robin.

It's not like Bruce Wayne's
the type of guy that goes

around seeking vengeance.

Are you crazy?
It's all about vengeance with that guy.

Which is why we need to figure out
who's responsible,

so the rest of us will be spared
from his terrible punishment.

- Well, wasn't me.
- Or the me.

It wasn't us neither, yo.

Well, it had to be one of you,

and if no one is willing
to come forward,

then I'll just
have to solve this mystery

using some fancy detective work.

Voila.

[snorts] Sorry, like,
what's with the outfit, Robin?

It's elementary,
my Dear Raven.

You have to look fancy
in order to do a fancy detective work.

But your coat has the tiny cape.

Ha-ha, and the hat's got
two brims, yo.

You don't look fancy,
you look ridiculous.

[all laughing]

What a dweeb!

Silence!

Now, follow me, Titans,
for you are about to witness

the fanciest detective work
the world has ever seen.

Ooh, that sure is some fancy
detective work, Robin.

Give it up, bro.
You ain't gonna find nothing in there.

Oh, really?
Then what is this?

The garbage that is the useless?

No, it's proof that Beast Boy
k*lled Bruce Wayne's toilet.

Aah.

See, his footprint matches
the one on the toilet paper.

But why would Beast Boy
have done it?

To hide his secret love affair.

Oh, snap!
Bruce Wayne's got that good

triple ply toilet paper.

[woman softly] Triple ply.

Oh, wow.

This stuff is so much softer
than that cheap stuff Robin buys.

Man, I love this stuff.

[Robin] But Beast Boy's
love affair didn't end there.

Oh, no. He became obsessed with it,
then wasted the entire roll.

[knocking at door]

[Cyborg] Yo, Be as tie,
you in there?

[knocking at door]

[Robin] But he didn't wish
to get caught.

So he flushed it all
down the toilet until it choked!

Robin's right, yo.
I did waste all that good toilet paper.

But then I fished it out
and used it to TP his motorcycle.

- What? Why?
- So friend Beast Boy

is the innocent. Hooray!

But what about you,
Lady Star fire?

When was the last time you used
that bathroom?

To do the brushing of the teeth.

Hmm, was that the only thing
you did in there,

or did you
also k*ll Bruce Wayne's toilet?

Huh? Huh?

[objects clattering]

Why would Star fire do it?
She loves inanimate objects.

Because she went too far.

Hello there, friend.

The greetings.
My name is Captain Toothpaste,

and I fight the germs.

[in male voice] Oh, really?
Well, I am the terrible toilet

and I am going to spread
my germs all over this bathroom.

[flushes]

[laughs mischievously]

Not today, potty mouth,
for I am going to clean up your act.

[in male voice] We'll just see
about that... grenade spray!

Ugh!

[in male voice]
Heated seat singe!

Aah, this warm seat is making
me mildly uncomfortable.

[in male voice]
Blow dryer blast.

Oh, no. I am the no match
for him.

Yes, you are.

You just need to strengthen
your enamel and brighten your smile.

Four out of five dentists survey agreed
you can do this.

You are right.

Cleaning that toilet may be the dirty job,
but somebody has to do it.

Toothpaste att*ck! Doo do doo!

[squirts]

[in male voice] No!
That toothpaste

is going to clog my drain.

[giggles]

Robin is correct.

Captain Toothpaste
and the terrible toilet

did do the battling.

But then, Admiral Plunger
swooped in to save the day.

[in male voice] Plunging power!
Plunge!

Plunge, plunge...

See, I knew Star fire
didn't do it.

Hmm, perhaps not.

But one of you is definitely
hiding something.

We're not hiding anything

[metal clangs]

[blasts]

[screaming]

Quickly, Titans, apprehend him.

Aah.

Aha! You see this?
It proves that Cyborg is our k*ller.

But for what reason, Robin?

Because he got in over his head.

Come on. Where is it?

[grumbling]

[objects clattering]

It's got to be
around here somewhere.

Booyah!

Time to lie down the pole,
baby. Whee!

[laughing]

Whee!

[laughing maniacally]

Whee... Aah.

What? This isn't a pole.

It's a doo-doo pipe.

[grunts]

Man, Bruce Wayne is nasty.

I better fix this leak
before I get in over my head.

[grunts]

Phew, that was close.

[gasps]

[Robin] And so Cyborg
caused one plumbing disaster

after another,
which backed up the pipes

and k*lled the toilet.

It's true. I did cause
those leaks,

but then I fixed them
with my expert handiwork.

Booyah, good as new.

[gaks]

See, Robin, Cyborg
didn't k*ll the toilet either.

[coughs] No. But with that foul
smelling breath of yours,

I'm beginning to suspect
that you did.

Uhh. Why would I do it?

To get revenge
for last Thanksgiving.

[grunts] Hurry up. I really
gotta go. I gotta go!

[toilet flushes]

[laughs cunningly]

Pee-yew!
Smells awful in there.

If you wanna strike fear
into the hearts of criminals,

just give them a whiff of that.

Couldn't you have
lit a bat-candle or something?

[laughing cunningly]

[Robin] But the smell
didn't end there.

Oh, no. It stunk up
Raven's room for weeks

and drove her mad.

[ominously] I can't
take it anymore!

I must have my revenge!

[Robin] And so she went
to work consuming foods

that would turn her bowels
into a ticking time b*mb.

And once Raven got
to Wayne Manor,

she released that b*mb
and k*lled the toilet.

[expl*si*n]

[glass breaks]

[gasps]

He's right. I did set off
a revenge b*mb in that toilet.

But with all the fiber I ate
it easily flushed away.

So if Mama Rae-Rae
didn't k*ll the toilet,

then who done did it?

[thunderclap]

[all] Alfred?

Of course, the butler did it.

But why, pray tell,
would I do it, Master Robin?

[creaks]

So you could cover up
a previous crime.

Oh, dear. I forgot to feed
Master Bruce's fish,

- Bat fishy.
- [Cyborg yelps] What's down here?

I must hide the evidence.

Yo, check this room out.

Whoo-hoo. I love house
sitting for Bruce Wayne.

- Uhh, ow. Uhh, ow, ow.
- [Star fire] This is
so much fun.

[gasps]

[Beast Boy] Ha-ha.
Check this sword out, yo.

[Cyborg] Yo, Be as tie, go long!

[Beast Boy] I got it!

[Beast Boy] My bad.

[groans] Uhh.

[groans]

[Alfred] Uhh.

Would you guys cut it out?

I promised Bruce that nothing bad
would happen while he's gone.

[Robin] Alfred then disposed
of the body and clogged the toilet.

But Master Robin,
that wasn't what happened at all...

[thunderclap]

[all gasp]

Alfred k*lled
your toilet, Bruce.

I did not. It was them.

Shhh...

[energy pulsating]

[beeping rapidly]

[groaning]

[Titans] Clayface?

So let me get this straight,
Clayface was posing

as the toilet the whole time?

That's right.

With Batman hot on my tail,
I decided to hide in this random mansion,

and disguised myself
as a toilet to throw him off the scent.

But you Titans kept ruining
that plan with your disgusting

bathroom behavior.

Which is why you faked the toilet's death,
so we'd leave you alone.

That's right.

I may be a super villain,

but when it comes to using
the bathroom,

you Titans
are the real monsters.

Revenge b*mb...

[groans]

[all laughing]

- Oh. That's just nasty.
- [Farts]

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