07x45 - Kyle

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It's S-S-Saturday, Titans.

The perfect day to
get out and cut loose.

Now, who's up for some bowling?

Uh. We did that last Saturday.

Then how about some mini golf?

Uh, we did that
the Saturday before that.

I suppose we could go into the
city and fight some crime.

- Uh!
- We talked about this!

You sound like the man
who is mad.

Well, there has to be
something we can do.

It's too bad we aren't
living in the ' s,

'cause back then, the video
store was the place to be.

But weren't then places just
for the moldy old videotapes?

No, man. There was way more
to a video store than that.

It was a place where
you could test out
the latest video games,

run into familiar faces
and snack on all the buttery
popcorn you could eat.

No way.

That sounds the amazing.

Then strap on your
flannel, Titans.

Because today, we are traveling
back to the s.

[all cheering]

Here it is, guys.

The greatest video store
the ' s had to offer.

The Video Dome!

[all cheering]

Take in that fresh
video store smell.

[all sniffing] Mm.

Popcorn and body odor.

[Robin] Wow!
Would you look at this place?

It's got them good old
school games, y'all.

And the familiar faces.

Oh! Check out all these snacks.

Bubble gum bandages,
candy toothpaste.

Yeah, girl.

In the ' s, they turned
anything into candy.

[munching]

Look, Titans! They've got
the original Space Struggles.

[Robin] The poor quality
version that everyone seems
to risk for some reason.

Yo! There's tons of
great movies here.

That's 'cause this is
the employee section

where they put their
movie recommendations.

Well, I don't know who this
Kyle person is,

but I am loving his picks.

Look! He's recommending
Freddy Forkfingers.

And, The Disguise, about
a green guy who becomes
a cartoon superhero.

[laughs] Where does Hollywood
come up with this stuff?

He's picked all the great
' s movies.

Look! There's Judge Drudge.

- The Grid.
- And the Jupiter att*cks.

Oh, this Kyle person certainly
does have the great taste
in the movies.

I'd totally love to meet
this dude.

Welcome to the Video Dome.

Hi, I'm Kyle.

[all exclaiming] Control Freak!

Yes, I can be a control freak
when it comes to running
this store.

But that's only because
I believe in great
customer service.

Drop the act. We know
you're here to destroy us.

Why would I do that?

I love superheroes, and I think
you guys are super cool.

What?

You think that we are the cool?

You bet I do.

Will you excuse us
for just one second?

Dude, what is going on here?

Why is Control Freak
being so nice to us?

It appears we've traveled back
to a time before Control Freak

became the vile video villain
we've grown to loathe.

But what terrible thing
could have turned into
the dark side?

Beats me.

But maybe if we befriend him,
we can prevent that thing
from happening.

Sounds like a plan, y'all.

Say there, Kyle, you've got
a pretty cool store here.

Oh, the yes.

It is the very cool indeed.

Well, if you guys think
this place is cool,

[snorts] you should
check out where I live.

Here it is!

My home, sweet home,
or as I like to call it,

Kyle's Castle of Cool.

No way!

I can't believe you live
in the back of the store.

Pretty awesome, right?

My entire life revolves
around this store.

Without it, I might have
to resort to a life of crime.

[chuckles]

What's this thing?

It's an invention
I've been working on,

that will allow me to rewind
multiple movies at once.

[zaps and rewinds]

But, I haven't been able to
get it to work quite right.

Well, I could take a look
at it for you.

I'm pretty handy
when it comes to technology.

Okay, but just be
careful with that.

Sweet! Nunchucks!

That's not a w*apon.
That's my phone!

Yo, check out this weird doll.

[toy talks]

Ah! What is that thing?

[farts] Oh-oh!

[exclaims] It is the monster.

Quick, smash it!

Stop! That's not a monster.

It's a limited edition
Telecrummy's doll.

Tell-o what now?

Telecrummies from the hit show.

[dolls talking]

[farts] Oh-oh!

So parents let their kids
watch this monstrosity.

Yes, it's the most
popular show
on Saturday mornings.

But look at that thing,
it'll give kids nightmares.

Listen, I don't have time
to debate this with you.

I have to get back to work.

I'm sorry, sir.

My records show that you never
returned your copy of
Freddy Forkfingers Three.

Don't worry, Kyle.

I'll get to the bottom of this
using an old trick,
Batman taught me.

[in Batman tone] Tell me
what you did with that tape.

Where is it? Where is it?

It's here! It's here!

I... I must have misplaced it
in the drop slot.

Oh, hm. Well, then.

Here are your new tapes.

[in Batman tone] But you
better be kind and rewind.

Ah!

[punching]

Ha-ha. Boo-yeah.

This game is good and all,
but it would be better

if it had them life-like
D graphics.

I can fix that.

[robotic music playing]

Yeah, boy! Now that's what
I'm talking about.

Get over here!

[people screaming]

Turn that off!
It's scaring the customers.

[laughing]

Oh, man.

You just cost me
a flawless victory, fool.

Hey, Superman.

Trade places with me
next to the window.

No way, friend.

The sun has turned you
into a faded mess.

But you love the sun
and I belong to the shadows.

Sorry, Batman, but I am afraid
you are going to be stuck
there forever.

I was of you forever.

[grunting]

You like that?

Because I have plenty more
sequels where that came from.

Oh, yeah?

It's Superman IV,
The Quest for Peace.

Stop! Cut that out!

Hey, Kyle.

You're all out of popcorn.

You ate it all?

That popcorn is supposed to be
for the customers.

No sweat. I can make more

Asa wrath metreon Zeus!

No, that's too much!

[blasts]

That's it!

I want you all
out of my store. Now!

Wait. You don't want to
kick us out now.

Look! I fixed your remote.

[zaps and rewinds]

[bell dings]

Wow. I can't believe
you were able to fix it.

Plus, I added a few upgrades.

Now it not only rewinds movies,

but it also makes you
a part of them.

Check it!

Time for a little
target practice.

[fires sh*t]

You can't do that in here.
It's against the law.

I make the law.

[laughs mischievously]

Wow, these fork fingers
are handy.

[munches]

Hey! You have to pay for those!

I shall lay your planet to
waste, puny earthlings.

Stop! My insurance
won't cover that.

[zaps]

Whoa! I just learned Kung fu.

Check out these moves, Batman.

[makes ninja sounds]

Oh, you want some of
this, too, Sups?

Stop! Stop! Stop!

You guys are trashing my store.

[Beast Boy] Woo-hoo!

I look smoldering.

That's enough!

Now, hand over that remote.

Here you go.

- [growls]
- [Kyle] Ow!

Bad remote, bad, bad.

[Kyle] Give me that.

I am Control Freak!

[laughs wickedly]

[all groaning]

Oh, no!

It appears, we have driven
Kyle to the dark side.

So it was us who turned him
into Control Freak

Well, I didn't see that coming.

Defend yourselves, Titans.

[grunts]

Oh, give me a break.

Blasters are no match
for a laser sword.

[grunts]

[laughs mischievously]

Oh, please.
That tire gag never works.

Too easy.

Wow, that's so cool.

Okay, I'm over it.

Boom! You lose, Titans.

And now, you're gonna pay
for all the damage you've done
here today.

Oh, come on, bro.

Don't be like that.

We were just having
some Saturday fun.

Oh, really?

Well, you know what I like
to do for fun on a Saturday?

Watch, Telecrummies!

[zaps]

[all crying]

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