01x05 - Something Fishy

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Teenagers always feel different, but these three Australian girls really are different; they're mermaids!
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01x05 - Something Fishy

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I've got a special power

that I'm not afraid to use

So come on this is my adventure

this is my fantasy,

it's all about living in the ocean,

being wild and free.

Coz I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep blue underworld,

land or sea

I've got the power if I just believe.

Coz I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep blue underworld,

land or sea the world's my oyster I'm the pearl.

No ordinary girl.

so,this is the place that turn you into a fish

a mermaid,Lewis

yes,that's what i mean

i don't know,i just expected something a little more ??

see that volcano?the cave was up there

what?were up there?

i want to find out how this happened

that takes hard works,Lewis,come on

the entrance's down there near the waterfall

i can't get any closer ???

i know the whole beach ??

mermaid,Lewis

yes,like is what i mean

so how do you get in?

swim,there's another water entrance

swim?so the hike was optional,i could've swam?

meters,without coming up for air

right,point taken,air is good

anyway,it's better to discover the pool the same way you did

it's much more scientific that way

just be careful you don't fall...

Emma,please,i am a scientist

and i know exactly what i'm doing

i'll meet you down there

wow

pretty cool,huh?

so,where do we start?

something in this room have trigger your transformation

if i can figure out what that something was

i can figure out how you get your tail

and then start asking why

the Miss Sea Queen pageant?

how sexy can you get?

what kind of a moron would enter something like this?

you're not thinking of entering the Miss Sea Queen pagean?

?????

it was just because i'm entering

and if you think you have a chance,Cleo,i have a advise,don't bother

that's two,and Cleo wouldn't be interesting in ?? across the stage in a ?? dress

it's a costume actually

????

?????

you?that's a joke,i'm the one with ?????

mom,do you see Cleo?

i think she went out

she's never here anymore

i'm sure she make time for you

if you wanna to play with her

play with her?no way

i just wanna to borrow a ??

my secret life

this is weird

give me a most expensive low fat ice cream

oh,it's you

flavors?

oh,you choose,i'm feeling spontaneous

and lots of confidence

i've finish the preparation for the competition

i have a costume that is ???

???

and i have see the list of contestants,not on my level

what about Tiffany?

oh yeah,you ???

but the rest,???,kind of like you

Hi Cleo,darling,we're short staff for the Miss sea queen pageant

can you do : to :

actually,i can't work that day

i'd like to help,but

i've decided to enter the pageant

oh,lovely

mom,do you think Cleo have been acting a bit different lately?

like,like she might be in so kind of cold or something?

do you even know what a cold is Kim?

no,but i do know that make people do weird things

good,mom,glad you're home

this doesn't involve you Kim,so scram

mom,you know how you always wanted to teach me how to sew?

well,now it'll be a really good time

like not right now,i've got fish that need me

but later on

why are you always shutting your door

to keep you out

did i say come in?

well,why do you need to keep me out?

because you're annoying

good bye

what did you do with your fish?

they're in the bath

how did you do that?

there's nothing in the bath

did i say bath?

i mean bucket

what are you reading?

just something physical

must be good

it's very educational

it's only water,darling

i came to see Elliot

what for?

to tell you something

i'm just gonna go clean my room

we'll come and help you

here,read this,Cleo's diary

i'm not reading someone else's diary

it's for your own protection

it's private

listen,i have reason to believe that my sister,your sister,and possibly Rikki are mermaids

read it

it's in code

so,still there

it doesn't make any sense

but look at this

and this,and this

they're mermaids

they could just be drew those

i like to drew those

Elliot!i saw Cleo in our bathroom with a tail

i know it must sound crazy

but if i'm right,they even have repulse over water

don't mind me,i just getting a drink

she's a freak,what is she going to drink

can't be water,she can't touch the stuff

you were saying?

she's smart,she drinks out of a bottle with a straw

so she doesn't get water on her skin

i think you have to leave now

you have got to believe me

see that's a thing,i don't

but listen please

see you at school

Elliot,if you don't open your eyes,and wake up to what is going on

you are going to be their first victim

see you at school

Elliot,hurry up

i'll be out in a minute

you've been in there for minutes

hope enough water left

hey

Kim,you were right,about everything

one minute,i'm having a normal shower and the next thing i know is hailing

OK,calm down,we have to figure out how to handle this problem

maybe we should talk to them

talk?are you insane?

well i was talked to solve conflict with communication

communication is for humans

they are not humans,they are like witches,vampires,they can't be reasonedly

they have to be stopped

how?

they take their true form when they're wet

i say:we expose them

hey,what are you doing?

nothing,what are you doing

just reading

can i offer you some water

no thanks

i'm happy to share

i'm not thirsty

in fact,i share everything with you,because you're my sister

and all i getting return are secrets and lies

what lies?

why didn't you tell you were a mermaid

why would you think i'm a mermaid?

are you crazy?

you wrote a diary?

just a little one

with every little detail about our mermaidness

i'd never let anyone see it

it's gone

i found the diary was under Kim's pillow

look who's here?

i'm gonna ?? her

just ignore them

they are all here

did you bring the gear?

they're not gonna let this go

then we have got to do something about it

huh,Lewis

wait,Lewis's one of them,too

i can't see Lewis as a mermaid

are you a dork,he'd be a merman

like a boy mermaid

just sit tight

how much do they know?

pretty much everything

you wanna hear something hilarious?

Cleo enter the Miss sea queen

imagine trying to pull a costume together overnight

?????

the best idea,we need to put them off the center

get them thinking that the diary's about someone else

like who?

hey,Miriam

more of them?this is bigger than i thought

why are you talking to me?

you never talk to me

that's silly,Miriam,we like you

don't think i don't know you've enter the contest,Cleo

i know everything

you do?

OK

it's a whole coven of mermaid creatures

we can't fight them here

like Cleo,she's got something ??

i'm not sure what...

mermaids

your idea was way better

shut up,Tiffany,come on

of course,it all make sense now

Miriam's the leader

you think so?

Miriam's always the leader

i need to pull a new costume together overnight

it's big,but i can do it

she's putting him onto her spell

these would go great with my new outfit

what are they

accessories

you're Cleo's little sister,aren't you?

i know what you're up to,you're not getting secrets

so stop spying on me,are you get it?understand?

wow,Miriam,you can be really scary

it's a pageant,Tiffany

can't take ??

if we are gonna make this work,we've got to make it look like Miriam's the one with powers

ready?

please,allow me

now do you believe me?

tomorrow Miriam and my freak sister are both going to be in the Miss sea queen pageant

here at the marine park

perfect time to expose them

we'll bring down the leader

that'll follow

i'm scared

that's exactly what they want,Elliot

now listen carefully

you will be here next to this fire ?? back stage

i'll be here,directly behind the stage

on my signal,you will turn on the fire hydrant

and angle it over this wall

and the water will hit the stage,turning Miriam and Cleo into mermaids

and us into heroes

any questions?

no

you have to be brave,Elliot

i know

remember,the only one's with anything to fear

are the mermaids

next stop,we have Libby Macintyre as a starfish

oh,Libby this reminds me of a wonderful costume that i make when i was young

who are these people?

Rikki,at least pretend you're having fun

but i'm not

and what a beautiful starfish she is

on my mark

our next ???,is Cleo Sertori

and Cleo have chosen to...

what is this?

give us a hint?

i'm a ???

it's a jellyfish

oh

last,but by no means least

please give a very warm welcome to Miriam Kent

it's a mermaid

????

you were suppose to be a mermaid

no i wasn't

Miriam looks absolutely wonderful

tell me did you make these yourself?

all the ?? and ?? are handmade

they're all handmade,isn't that wonderful?

go Elliot now!

...have to come up with the winner...

i knew it

they are mermaids on the goldcoast

and she it's the evil leader

my sister is one of them,too

she make me do it

they're evil,and dangerous

look

get away from me

finally,something interesting

what are you doing?

why is your tail tearing

because it's a costume,you moron

i'm gonna get you

come here,come here

well,any help here?

Tiffany,Tiffany

Tiffany dear,congratulations,you won

me?thank you

Kim,i know you steal my diary

it's that where you got all those crazy ideas from?

dad says i'm not allow to talk to anyone

Kim,that diary was an english assignment

we have to rewrite fairy tales

i chose the little mermaids

it's fiction

but what about your tail?you had one at home

i saw it

that was my first ?? costume,but i couldn't wear it because it shrank

and the fish t*nk?

like i told you,there are fish in the bucket

i'm such an idiot

i see if you could ever be a mermaid

you can't even swim

????,i've test everything,the water,the rocks,the soil,the ??,even the dust

and what did you find?

everythings normal

so that's it?you're dumb?

hey i'm putting in %

so Cleo,what did you do with the diary?

don't worry,i took care of it

no one's gonna find it,ever again
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