01x14 - Kung Food

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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01x14 - Kung Food

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette,

just a normal girl
with a normal life,

but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet,

because I have a secret.

Welcome.

Ladybug and Cat Noir

have saved Paris once again.

Mr Duparc was akumatised into

the Magician of Misfortune,

threatening to make
the Eiffel Tower vanish.

Tikki,

you don't look well.

I need you to take
me to a doctor.

But where will I find
a doctor for kwamis?

I know a healer.

I'll tell you where to go.

What will I tell him?
You're a secret.

He'll ask questions.

And I know someone else
who'll ask a lot of questions,

my teacher,
about why I'm late again.

Tikki, can I take you to the
healer right after school?

Thank you.

Combustion is a high-temperature

exothermic redox
chemical reaction

between a fuel and an oxidant,

usually atmospheric oxygen.

Today, Prince Ali,
of the Kingdom of Atchoo,

will do the honours
during his Parisian visit

by hosting a toy fundraiser
for Paris Children's Hospital.

He's so gorgeous,
and with a heart of gold.

I'm going to write him a letter

professing my adoration
and utmost respect.

Marinette,
what's your excuse this time?

Locked yourself
in the bathroom again?

No, of course not.

I had to...
take my dog... to the vet,

because he... ate
a wool sweater.

Thank you, Rose,

the class doesn't need

extra refreshing.

I thought someone had
a tuna sandwich,

but it turns out
it's Rose's perfume.

Ate a sweater?

Using your phone during
school hours is forbidden.

Take your things and go
to the principal's office.

Watch what happens when you play

with flammable substances
in a chemistry lab.

To make sure you remember,
I'll quiz you on lab safety,

again.

Dude!

You two are made for each other.

You're both always late.

As he missed class,
it'd be sweet

if some lady could lend him her
notes so he can get up to speed?

You're right...

You mean for me

to give him my notes?

No, I can't, I...

Your excuses don't work on me.

I think I'm getting sick.

Then don't breathe on him.

I'm not feeling too good.

Don't worry, Tikki,
it'll just take...

You OK? Nothing broken?

Yeah... I-I-I'm fine.

Marinette...

Sabrina, what's
Prince Ali doing today?

A toy drive
at the Children's Hospital.

What kind of stuffed
animal is this?

Who left this here?

The prince will never have seen
one like this before.

And when he sees me,

Prince Ali will forget
all about those sick kids.

Did I hear you say Prince Ali?

Not to you.

Prince Ali's staying at
Chloe's dad's hotel.

The only hotel fit for a prince

and I'll be the
first to meet him.

Please, could you give him
a special letter?

No prob.

That is so sweet of you
to do that for me.

You thought I was serious?

You think I want to get
anywhere near this fish funk?

Tikki?

Chloe, wait up! That's my...

Not anymore. Finders keepers.

Tikki.

Now there's a broken-hearted
princess if ever I saw one.

Every rose has its thorns.

Fly away, my little Akuma,

and evilise her!

Princess Fragrance,
I am Hawk Moth.

Your perfume is now
your secret w*apon.

No-one will be able to resist
it, especially Prince Ali.

All I want from you,

are Ladybug
and Cat Noir's Miraculus.

I'm coming, my prince.

Hello, I'm in Chloe's class.
I really have to see her.

Are you a friend?

A friend of Chloe's?

You must be kidding.

I mean, we're in the same class.

If you're not a friend,
then I can't.

Yes, I'm a f-f-friend
of Chloe's.

We're BFFs.

Chloe doesn't have any friends.

Does that mean...
you're not letting me in?

No.

Gotta pizza for Chloe Bourgeois.

It's usually sushi.

Top floor, imperial sweet.

Yes, yes, yes.

Here's a gift
for the sick children, Prince.

It's nothing, really.

Stop flattering me.

No.

There, that's better.

Chloe!

Wait!

Pizza?

Don't get that peasant
food near me.

Wait! It has truffles
and caviar on it,

for spoilt brats like you.

I've come to see Prince Ali.

What is going on today?

Do you have an appointment?

No need. I'm his princess.

And I'm a monkey's uncle.

That's no way so speak
to a princess!

At your service,
Princess Fragrance.

A thousand times better.

Now, where is
my wonderful Prince Charming?

We can't keep him waiting.

In honour of your presence
here in Paris, Your Highness,

I've taken it on myself
to organise a fireworks display

on the Seine River.

They will be displayed
from this barge.

Thank you...
How do we say in your language?

Totally awesome!

We'll see if it fits in
with his schedule.

We have little time
for festivities.

His Highness has
many responsibilities.

Prince Ali, allow me
to introduce you

to my own princess. Chloe.

Prince, I've brought you
a special stuffed toy

for the sick children.

I've never seen one like this.

It's very kind of you.

You're flattering me.

It is so kind of me though,
isn't it?

Yes, I say that.
You did not hear me?

Nadia Chamack, don't be bemused
it's just The News.

Anything to say about
your official Parisian visit?

I'm happy to be here.

Prince Ali, where is...

that smell coming from?

Like rotten fish.

What? That's not me.

It is me!

AT YOUR SERVICE,
PRINCESS FRAGRANCE.

Who are you?

I'm Princess Fragrance.
I've come just for you.

In just a spritz,

you'll be my Prince Ali.

This is bad.

What or who is that? Plagg?

Plagg?
There's trouble in Paris.

I'm still chewing.

Plagg, claws out!

Get back!

(Hissing=

My prince, my prince,

smell the fragrance
of my eternal love.

Seriously?

Who are you?

Looks like you're powerless now.

No!

There are 2 of them now. Run!

You can't escape my perfume.

Get them.

At your service,
Princess Fragrance.

He's under the spell.

Shut the door.

- But it's your father.
- Who cares?

Shut it now!

At your service.

Come into my arms,

my sweet prince.

Can we
get some fresh air in here?

No-one will take my prince away!

Emergency evacuation.
Everybody down.

It's much too dangerous
for the prince.

You're right...

safety first.

My prince!

Tikki, please be OK.

Can we open the windows?

This fish smell is
even too much for a cat.

We've 9 minutes

to get to the hospital,
we're on a strict schedule.

No way we can go
go to the hospital now.

We gotta get Prince Ali
out of Paris.

My prince,
fancy seeing you here,

what luck.

The windows!

I'll take you to the Pont des
Arts where we'll seal our love.

Cat Noir is down.

It won't be long

before Ladybug shows up too
and meets her doom.

No. Where's Tikki?

-Tikki?

Tikki?

Tikki, I was so worried.

Marinette...

You're worse than I thought.
We need to get help.

We have no time.

You need to transform.

I'll be OK.

I'm not making
the same mistake twice.

We've got to get you
to the healer, now.

Is she gonna be OK?

One who burns with impatience
can never eat hot porridge.

What has this got
to do with eating?

Silence, please.

Reading energies...

What type of cat did you say?

Cat?

Rare hairless flying species
from the Kingdom of Atchoo.

I won one in a zoo tap-dancing
contest when I was in... Atchoo.

I see, unusual.

Yes, yes, very.

We are finished.

Your cat's health
has been restored.

Thank you so much.
You're a real magician, sir.

How did you do that?

Ancient Chinese secret.

Just like yours.

Tikki, I'm so sorry.
You were so sick and...

I don't know
what I'd do without you.

You wouldn't be Ladybug,
for one.

I know, but I mean...

Tikki, you're more
than just my kwami to me.

I know.

The Pont des Arts bridge,
That's where they're headed.

I heard it in the car.
Hurry, we've no time to lose.

Tikki, spots on!

I can't wait for us
to be together forever.

Servant, love padlock, please.

This will lock our love forever,
my prince.

At your service,
Princess Fragrance.

My padlock!

Not so fast,
royal pains in the neck.

Use Cat Noir

to get Ladybug's Miraculus.

Servants, att*ck!
And take her earrings!

Snap out of it, Cat Noir.

It's me, Ladybug.

Give me your Miraculus.

Who needs a padlock
to secure our love

when I can put everyone
under my spell

and make Paris our kingdom?

I'd better do something

before this whole thing
blows up in my face.

Watch what happens when you play
with flammable substances...

Can't hit me.

Missed.

Yeah!

Nice of you to drop in.

Give me you Miraculus.

Cataclysm!

This city's not for us. Too
many people want to bother us.

Let's go far away from here,
my prince, very far.

Leaving so soon?

The party just got started!

You? You are ruining everything!

So now I'll ruin you!

Lucky charm!

A balloon?
What do I do with this?

You can't escape, Ladybug
It's over!

What the...?

No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly.

Miraculous Ladybug!

What am I doing here?
And where's Ladybug?

The schedule's
a complete disaster.

We're going to be late
for everything.

Where's the Prince?

Wait a minute... where am I?

How did I get here?

Prince Ali?

And who are you?

Never mind, I'll leave you
with your biggest fan.

Bug out!

You know how you're always
helping sick children?

I want you to know
that you are the most

kind-hearted person
I have ever met.

Really?

Prince Ali!

You're safe.
Aren't you glad I'm safe too?

Shall we continue
where we left off?

No, thank you.

I have a special event
at the hospital with Miss Rose.

Let us go quickly
before my chaperone locates me.

Bye, Chloe.
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