01x17 - Antibug

[bunniefuu]

In the daytime I'm Marinette,

just a normal girl with a normal life

but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet

because I have a secret.

♪ Miraculous! Simply the best! ♪

♪ Up to the test when things go wrong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! The luckiest! ♪

♪ The power of love, always so strong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! ♪

[Marinette]
"Leo, your heart's gonna roar."

Wow, roar.

FYI, Marinette's never gonna
fall in love with a statue.

You know I'm no good with the ladies,

especially this one all of a sudden.

Do I go up to her and cr*ck a joke?
sh**t her a compliment?

Invite her to the zoo? Play it serious?

Nino, you're over-thinking this.

Invite her to the zoo? Seriously?

Well, they have a cool new exhibit.

Listen, just be yourself, man.

Easy for you to say,
Mr. Front-Cover-Teen-Model.

I'm not that cool.

You're cool too, dude,
or you wouldn't be my best bud.

Invite her to the zoo.
She'll say yes, I promise.

What if I act like a moron

or she kisses me or thinks I'm lame?

OK, I got your back.

[chuckling]

[students chatter]

-He's such a...
-Smart, hot, swave spell-binder.

All the above.

-So sorry... right, Nino?
-S-Sorry.

[together] -Sorry.

Sorry about that.

How could we make it up to you?

Any ideas, Nino?

[Nino murmurs]

How about we all check out the zoo?

They have a new...

T-T-They've got a new panther.

Awesome idea, right, Marinette?
You love animals.

Yeah, I'm really into zoonimals.

I mean... anizools, I mean zoonimals.

Cool, say after school, four o'clock?

Nino, sound good?

Cool, four o'clock.

Four! Four o'clock.

[dazed] Yeah.

Earth to Marinette.

Do you realise the guy
you're crazy about asked you out?

[dazed] Yeah.

Wait... What? No!

Not like this. Not today.
I haven't washed my hair.

I'm not wearing my lucky socks.
Help me Alya.

I can't do this alone.

How did you do that?

-Like I said, just be yourself.
-Right.

Sure... If I could be yourself.

Myself don't work that way.

Don't be ridiculous, of course you can.

When you're alone with Marinette...

What? Alone?

No, dude, you're coming too.

You can't leave me alone, no way.

OK, Nino. What are friends for?

[crackling] One, two, one, two, testing.

Do you read me?

I can hear you.
but I don't think I can do it.

Of course you can. Just be yourself.

Remember the last time I did that?

Just be yourself, Marinette.

[nervous giggle]

Hey! What are you doing in here?

Get out!

Fine, just be yourself
but look where you're going.

Where are you, love of my life?

How can he be the love of your life

if you can't even talk to him?

Tikki, stay hidden.

I'm gonna talk to him.
You'll see. I will talk to him.

That's right, girl, way to be motivated.

Yeah.

There they are.

Hi, Marinette.

False alarm.

Hi, Kim, Max, what are you doing?

We heard the new panther's here.
I wanna see who's strongest.

Wanna come?

-Target at ten o'clock.
-No!

I mean,

thanks but no thanks.

I'm waiting for someone. Go ahead.

OK. Maybe see you later.

Yeah, later.

Where's Adrien?

I don't know.

Hey, Nino. Isn't Adrien with you?

Say you'll be better off

without me.

We'll be better off without me.

This is turning out to be
more interesting than I thought.

Turn up the volume.

Without him, I mean.

We don't need him to hang out at the zoo.

Of course we do, dumbo.

Of course we do, dum...

I mean, wasn't he meant to come?
Do you wanna wait?

Tell her you want to be alone with her.

-Not yet.
-What?

You're right. We'll wait.

No. What are you talking about?
Don't wait, I'm not coming.

Look what Daddy's brought you.

Only the finest for my baby.

Wow! Look at the size
of that piece of meat.

Typical diet for a feline
requiring the strength to run at 60mph.

60mph? Is that all?

I thought they ran faster than that.

I bet I could b*at it.

Impossible.
No human could compete with my panther.

Yeah? Where did your cat come
at the county athletics?

I came first.

You can't compare yourself
to my panther, kiddo.

No need.
I'm obviously the better looking one.

[growling]

Hey, kitty. How about a little race?
Last one's a rotten egg.

Let's see. With a 6ft per second wind

and the sun at 45 degrees...

You wouldn't be a rotten egg,
you'd be lunch.

Your friend's right. Now leave.

She needs to eat in peace.
You're stressing her out.

[growling]

Stressed out are we, Miss Panthy?

It's a wild animal, dude.

[roar]

Leave now
or I'll have you kicked out of the zoo.

[mockingly] Come on, Max.

Let's leave that poor kitty alone
with its angry babysitter.

[chuckling]

[growling]

[growling]

[evil voice]
Unleashing the animal in each of us.

I like that idea.

Go ahead, my little evil Akuma,

fly off and take control
of that zoo keeper.

He's sure taking his time, isn't he?

He's not coming, is he?

Repeat after me.
Yes, he is but first I wanted to...

Yes, he is

but first I wanted to...

tell you that I love you.

tell you that I...

I... love a girl
but don't know how to tell her.

What are you doing?

You do? Well, I can help you with that.

You could?

You? Give expert advice on love?

Can't wait to hear it.

[mockingly] Can't wait to hear it.

What?

Can't wait to hear...
about this lucky girl.

[nervously] Yeah.

-Tell her, It's you.
-It's youuu...

[Nino] uuur...

...your best friend Alya.

What?

Alya? Awesome.

No! No! It's not awesome.

I can fix a date for you.

Say what! Seriously?
You didn't even ask me!

No way. Nino's like a brother to me.

No! End of discussion.

-He'll be so sad.
-What did you say?

I said...
it'll be sad not to tell her.

Animan,

I am Hawk Moth.

I offer you the power to seek revenge...

for a small price.

[evil voice] Yes, Hawk Moth.

[growling]

Hey, kiddo, still up for a race?

Go ahead, I'll give you a head start.

[roaring]

[screaming]

He's mine.

This whole date thing with Nino
is not happening!

[screaming] He's coming!

[Nino screams]
[elephant trumpets]

[roaring]

We'd better ditch this place.

Why didn't you listen to Alya?

I couldn't help it.
I didn't want Nino to be sad.

We'll deal with that later.
It's time to transform.

Tikki, spots on!

We've got to do something.

[sigh]

Plagg, claws out!

You lost, kiddo.
What do you think of panthers now?

[whimpering] That panthers are the best.

What do you think about ladybugs?

And another black cat?

I think I'm higher on the food chain.

Animan, take their jewels.
their Miraculouses.

Bring them to me!

If you value your life,
get out of here now.

Cat Noir,
the Akuma must be inside his bracelet.

You hold him. I'll grab the bracelet.

[roaring] att*ck!

We need to get them back in their cages.

Really?
I'm sure they won't put up a fight.

We'd better split up.

What the...?

Stay put, you'll be safe.

Hey, what's up?

[Ladybug] There are too many.

We can't capture them all.

What are we gonna do?

Back to plan A.

If we can destroy his bracelet,
I can capture the Akuma.

-Everything will go back to normal.
-Good idea.

-But it's unbreakable.
-He didn't break it.

-How did he get away?
-I don't know.

We'd better find Kim...
I mean that boy, before he does.

Over there.

[Kim whimpers]

[growling]

It's down to the two of us, kiddo.

[Animan] And then there was one.

You're not getting away this time.

Quick,
hide in the first place you come to.

You'll never get me.

[bubbling]

[eagle screams]

-Now we know how it got away.
-Where's Kim?

[bleeping]

Good job, kitty.

[sobbing] Help! Rescue me, please.

It's OK. Come this way.

[snarling]

He's safe here.

Panthers can't open doors.

But what if he morphs
into a smaller animal, like a mouse?

Right...
but we have an advantage over him.

We know where to find his prey.

He'll sniff him eventually
but it's bought us some time.

[bear groans]

[he screams]

We must stop Animan
before Paris becomes a jungle.

[Ladybug] Follow me.

Hi, mo... madam.

But you're...

You're Ladybug.

Yeah, exactly.

This is a special news flash.

Animals are invading Paris.

The police are hard at work
trying to contain the situation.

Stay indoors and remain calm.

Mayor Bourgeois will...

You're safe here.

Can I borrow this?

Sure.

Come on, Cat Noir.

Lock the doors and windows.

We'll do the rest. You'll be safe.

Thanks, da... sir,
for all your help.

You're welcome, Ladybug.

And voilà.

What's that stuff?

Air freshener. It'll cover our scents.

Thanks, I always wanted
to smell like an ocean breeze.

Could we capture him in this?

Only until he turns into something bigger.

[she gasps]

Would that be big enough?

Yes, but how do we get him inside?

He's coming.

[eagle screams]

It's working. He's sniffing out Kim.

[sniffing]

[he giggles]

Follow me.

[eagle screams]

A ladybug? Smart choice.

Couldn't he have chosen a slower animal?

[growling]

[snarling]

Where's the button for the doors?

Of course,

there's no key.

Take his Miraculous, the ring, the ring!

The transformations are tiring him out.

It'll be easier to get his Akuma.

Cataclysm!

[bleeping]

[expl*si*n]

It's not exactly a cage but... it'll do.

I don't think he can "bear"
to listen to that noise.

You're too much to bear.
Now we wait.

Ready to free the Akuma?

It's working.

[gasping]

[crashing]

Since when do extinct animals count?

T-Rex might be extinct
but it's still an animal.

I know some other animals that will soon
be extinct, the cat and the ladybug!

Lucky charm!

A car jack?

Too bad he doesn't have a flat tire.

Look how small his front arms are.

So he can't play basketball.
What are you getting at?

Climb on top of him
where he can't get you.

While you're distracting him
I'll floor him.

Sounds like a plan.

I can be very distracting.

[she groans]

[Cat Noir] It's gonna be tight.

[Cat Noir yells]

It's weird we didn't need this.
What does it mean?

I guess it means we rock as a team.

Wait!

I know what to do.

Ladybug!

Enjoy your meal!

[roaring]

No!

You'll pay for this!

No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly.

Miraculous Ladybug!

-Pound it?
-Ladybug!

That was a wild ride.

[they chuckle]

[bleeping]
Woops.

Better take off.

See you next time, Cat Noir.

-What happened to me?
-Everything's OK.

Go back to the zoo
to check on your animals.

You ruined everything, Ladybug.

This is not how it was supposed to end!

But, I promise you,

one day it will be me
at the top of the food chain

and you'll be nothing!

[phone rings]

No, I forgot about Alya.

She's gonna be so mad.

Imagine if she knew

you shut her up in the cage with Nino.

[phone continues]
Yeah, she'd k*ll me.

Guess I'll take mad.

Listen Alya, I'm sorry about earlier.

I shouldn't have told Nino
I'd set up a date.

I wasn't thinking.

I'll explain everything to him
so don't worry.

Do you forgive me?

[they giggle]

Thanks, Nino.

Do you want one?

What's he doing here?

Ladybug shut us
in the same cage all afternoon.

Turns out, we've tons in common.

You know, the girl I've a crush on...

Oh, yeah.

Actually, it was you.

That's what I thought
but after being with Alya,

We don't have to give her all the details.

My bad.

The funniest part
was that Nino was being coached

-by Adrien.
-Adrien was there?

Yeah, lol.

Alya tells me
you're crushin' on some dude.

He doesn't know who,
pinkie swear because...

I don't make decisions for other people.

If you want I can make it happen.

-That is if I know the dude.
-Nino!

Fine, forget I said anything.

But if I can help...

[Alya] Nino!