01x23 - Simon Says

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir". Aired: September 1, 2015 – present.*
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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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01x23 - Simon Says

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette,

just a normal girl
with a normal life,

but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet

because I have a secret.

Alright!

Look at the camera.

Perfect.

Say spaghetti!

SPAGHETTI!

I'm gonna be
in a photo with Adrien.

Right... cus it's a class photo
and you're in class with Adrien.

Amazing, isn't it?

Oh... my... gosh. What if
we're in the same row together?

Girl, you're too funny.

Just smile and whatever happens,
don't forget to breathe.

At least you know
you'll be in the photo.

No Juleka, I'm telling you,
you're not jinxed.

This time it'll work out.

I can feel it... right here.

What's this about being jinxed?

Ever since I was little,

every time someone takes
a photo of me

something always
goes very wrong.

You're wrong,
Juleka, you'll see.

Sure. We'll do all we can
to make sure it goes right.

Don't forget to smile.

Thank you, kids,
you've been wonderful.

OK, time to flash

your pearly whites.

You, sit on the front bench.

Quickly please.
I've 16 other classes to sh**t.

Look Sabrina, they're up front
in the baby seats.

Go on, rug rats,

don't forget to take
your thumbs out your mouths.

Next row...

You, you, you, you and you.

Go sit in the rear bench.

Wait just a minute.
I should be in the middle row,

next to Adrien,
in the centre, look,

we're the same size.

No, go stand in the back row
behind the rest.

How dare you put
me behind the rest?

- Do you know who my father is?
- Is he a photographer?

No...

- He's...
- Bummer,

I really need an assistant.

Now hurry up or I'll put you
up front with "the babies".

You boys, go stand
in the middle.

It's no big deal, Chloe.

As long as we're all
on the same photo.

Perfect!

You guys are awesome.

Now stop squirming
and let's get this photo sh*t.

Excuse me, sir.
You forgot Juleka.

Sorry, my bad.

Go stand in the middle,
next to that blond boy.

You'll be right in the centre.
All eyes will be on you.

No more jinxed class photos.

This isn't right.
Something's wrong.

Course it's not working.
I'm in the wrong spot.

You... move over here, will ya?

Let's see.

Excuse me, do we have a problem?

It doesn't
matter where I put him,

it throws the
picture out of whack.

My spot is unacceptable!

That's right, Juleka. Don't
let her push you out the way.

Miss Bourgeois, behave yourself.

Nobody asked you, loudmouth.

This isn't gym class, Chlo'.

You, over here...
You, here.. and you... here.

There, perfect.

No... it isn't.
It's not perfect at all.

I'm totally not next to Adrien.

Chloe, we still have
16 classes to photograph.

Go ahead, Vincent.

Say spaghetti.

SPAGHETTI.

I don't believe it.

I'm sorry,
I have to fetch another battery.

Nobody move!

- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Yes, Juleka, but hurry.

Miss Bustier,
he said nobody move.

It's an emergency, Sir.

Make sure she...

doesn't come back.

Miss Bustier,

I need to go too.

We're back in business.

What are you doing?
Where's Juleka?

How did you get here?

Who cares?
At last I'm in the right spot.

Flash me your best smiles. It's
the last time we're doing this.

Wait!

Thanks, kids.

Wait, please, sir,
we have to re-do the photo.

- Why?
- Because Juleka's not in it.

Jula who?

Juleka, the tall one
with purple streaks.

YEAH. WHERE'D SHE GO?

Didn't she go to the bathroom?

Mr Damocles, don't we need to be
go to lunch?

And aren't you paying
the photographer by the hour?

Yes, no time to re-take it.

Class, move along. Hurry up.

OK, lunch break.

Juleka?

Juleka? Jule...?

Poor, sweet Juleka.

I missed the photo, didn't I?

Yeah, one of Chloe's tricks.

Why should I expect it
to be different?

Nobody ever hears me or sees me.

I'm invisible... even in photos.

Don't say that, Juleka.
It's not true.

Forget it. As long as Chloe's
in the picture,

she'll find a way
to keep me out of it.

No, wait, Juleka!

Really, Rose, forget it.

Forget me.

Poor girl,
feeling so lonely and ignored.

How terrible it must be
to feel you don't even exist.

Come here, my little friend.

Fly away, my evil Akuma,

and give this transparent soul
a voice and a vision!

Juleka's been locked
in the bathroom.

She really does have
the "class photo jinx".

Of course, I should have known
Chloe was behind this.

We have to break
the curse, Rose.

- We can ask the photographer.
- He won't want to.

Unless...
If the photo disappeared,

they'll have to sh**t
another one... with Juleka.

You're a genius.

But why would
the photo disappear?

You find Juleka,
I'll take care of the rest.

She's not ruining
my photo next to Adrien.

Think of something, fast.

Reflekta, I am Hawk Moth.

From now on, you will be
the only one people see.

No-one will ever
ignore you again.

However, you must do me a favour

in return...
when the time comes.

Yes, Hawk Moth.

So...

the camera stays
in the principal's office

during lunch break.

I refuse to be part of this.

There's no time.

We must break the
"class photo jinx"

before the photographer leaves.

OK.

There must be
another way, Marinette.

I knew this wasn't a good idea.

Hello!

What? Who? Who are you?

Nobody has ever noticed me,
but those days are over.

From now on,
everybody will notice me,

because everyone
will look like me.

Time to get a new look.

Soon there'll be nothing but
Reflektas everywhere.

No need for panic.

Who doesn't love
an extreme makeover?

Nobody leaves here!

Soon, all of Paris will
look like me,

including Miss Chloe Bourgeois.

Beautiful.

It won't be long before Ladybug

and Cat Noir show up
to show their face.

Chloe Bourgeois?
Have you seen Chloe Bourgeois?

Plagg, claws out!

It's blocked.

Yo, check it!

Cat Noir's gonna save us.

OK, change of plan.

Help us, Cat Noir.

I can't stand being
in this body.

Cataclysm!

Much better!

I hate cats.

Cataclysm!

My ring, my Miraculus...
it's gone.

His Miraculus,

You should have taken it
before you transformed him!

Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.

Where is Chloe Bourgeois!

I know you're in here,
Marinette.

Come out, now!

Hide, Tikki.

Caught red handed,
Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

The principal will love

my video of you snooping around.

Stop or the photo disappears,
which would be a shame.

You look so good next to Adrien.

- No!
- Hand it over, Chloe.

Give me that card.

Give me back my phone.

Give it me or I'll keep
your phone.

You can keep it,

I'll buy another one.

Chloe! Where are you?

What was that?

Hey!

Don't just stand there,
go get her!

Where's that pea-brain?

There you are, at last.

Chloe Bourgeois!

Who are you?

Take a good look,
I'm your future face.

Gross.

What the...?

Do you realise
how much my outfit cost?

You should thank me.
You look much better like this.

Time to transform, Tikki.

Tikki, spots on!

You won't get rid of me
by locking me in the bathroom.

Juleka?

Juleka, stop this now!

I'm not the Juleka
nobody notices anymore.

Now, I am the
unmistakable Reflekta!

Before you transform Ladybug,

take her Miraculus,
the earrings.

I'm sure you'll love
your new image, Ladybug.

Thanks, but no thanks.
I prefer the one I've got.

You sure? Ask Cat Noir.

I'm sure he loves his new look.

My powers might be gone but
I can't stand by and do nothing.

Who invented these things?

If you want
your faces back, listen.

Heard of safety in numbers?

Soon, like everyone else,
you'll look just like me!

But first,

I'm going to take
your earrings as a trophy.

Time to face off!

Catch her!

You're no match for me, Ladybug.

This will all be
over soon for you!

Are you going to help us?

We want our faces back.

Don't worry, I'll figure it out.

Yeah, these shoes k*ll, milady.

Cat Noir?

Excuse us. Out of the way.

Cat Noir... is it really you?

Of course.
Can't you tell by my swagger?

Am I still the cat's meow?

I... don't know what to say.

How about a thank you?

Sorry Cat Noir, but you...
you just don't look yourself.

But... thank you.

You're welcome.

In case you forgot, we've
gotta de-akumatise Reflekta.

We? Your powers are gone.

Are you gonna throw
your shoes at her?

Who just saved you?

I have to find Reflekta.
You'd slow me down.

Maybe, but you know...
sometimes I do have ideas.

Ok, yeah, sorry... And?

Taking on Reflekta
face to face isn't the best idea

unless you want a facelift too.

You're right.
And that gives me an idea.

Where we headed?

To the TV station.
Here goes.

Watch your nails.

Your jokes are so lame.

You haven't just lost your body,

you've lost
your sense of humour too.

People of Paris.
Reflekta is not invincible.

You can help.
Just put on a disguise.

Then I'll spot the real Reflekta
and bring her down.

Everybody must look like me.
Even you, Mr Mayor.

Remember, put on a disguise.

You're no match for Ladybug.

Now why would you say that

when she's just given away
her secrets?

Ladybug will save us.

Ladybug won't be saving anybody.

Don't let Ladybug
get away this time

or I'll remove your powers!

I'm relying on you all.

And cut.

Got it.

Sorry but isn't your plan
a bit complicated?

It's not my real plan.
The real plan is

now that Reflekta knows
we're at the TV station,

she'll come to get us.

And fall into our claws.

You mean, into your nails.

Still not funny.

Gotcha!

The Akuma has to be
in her bracelet.

Check mate, Reflekta.

This isn't the real one.

I'm sorry.

She promised she'd change
me back if I tricked you.

Mayor Bourgeois?

Look out!

I've already been changed
so I'm safe.

Thanks, Cat Noir.

Go ahead, use that
charm of yours.

Lucky charm!

A camera?

OK?

Cat Noir,
Turn off the lights, quick.

Over here, Reflekta.

No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly.

Miraculous Ladybug!

- You were awesome, Cat Noir.
- And with those shoes on too.

They should be illegal.

Where... where am I?

POUND IT!

Could you take this girl
back to school, please?

Yes, of course, Ladybug.

Thank you.

See you later, Cat Noir.
Bug out.

You might have pulled
it off today, Ladybug,

but everything isn't always
as it seems.

Watch out Ladybug,

I'll destroy you
when you least expect it.

You were right, Tikki.
Stealing this was wrong.

You won't erase the photo?

No, I've got another idea
which I think you'll approve of.

That's my girl.

Here, you can have this back.

Ready?

Hey, you dropped this.

Grazie.

I know you're busy

but a girl wasn't
in the photo you took.

Can we do it again?

Well... I'm already
running late,

with everything
that's been going on and...

Mr Damocles.

I understand but...
could you do it after school?

We could do it in the park.

Well...

We want an awesome photo
by the best photographer.

Please.

Well, when you put it that way,

OK!

OK, we're all good here.
Ready?

This was a good idea, Marinette.

Thanks, Adrien.

Like I'd want to be part of
their stupid photo anyway.

Ridiculous...
utterly ridiculous.

The "class
photo curse" is broken.

Thank you, Marinette.
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