04x02 - Thundermans: Banished!

[bunniefuu]

♪

Chloe, breakfast!

CHLOE:
[whooshes]

Thunder Baby,
reporting for duty.

Aw, Chloe,
you look so cute.

I'm not cute. I'm
a villain's worst nightmare.

Well, cute or not,

you still can't wear your
supersuit to preschool.

Why not? Everyone knows
we're superheroes.

Yeah, everything's
different now.

Last week Max was
an evil villain.

Now he's a superhero...

Who just stole my bacon.

I just saved the world
from watching

the weird way you eat bacon.

Okay, it is not weird.

[imitates machine
chomping bacon]

I'll tell you what
else is different.

We get up when
we speak now?

This changes everything!

No, look at your phone.

We both have fan pages
with tons of followers.

You know, in my prime,

my fan club had over
a thousand Thunder Fans.

I have a quarter million!

No eggs for you.

Let's please all remember this
is family breakfast time.

Mom's right.

We should send our fans pictures
of the family breakfast.

- HANK: No.
- [phone cameras click]

Your mom means we shouldn't
let being exposed

prevent us from living
perfectly normal lives.

This just in...

The Thundermans are determined
to live perfectly normal lives.

Next up, are you eating
bacon the right way?

BARB & HANK:
Get out!

♪

And then I flipped
him with my TK.

That's superhero
for telekinesis.

Then I blasted him
with my freeze breath,

and that's superhero for..

Freeze breath.

[frosty air blowing]

ALL:
[gasping]

Guys, what's going on?

That's your sister.

Yes, I know that.

What's she doing?

She's telling everyone
about her latest save.

Did you know she has
telekinesis and freeze breath?

So do I!

Yeah, I don't
think so, bro.

Well, if they
like her stories,

they're gonna love mine.

Excuse me! Pardon me!
Hero comin' through!

So, there I was...

face-to-face with history's
greatest villain Dark Mayhem.

Wait, weren't you working
for Dark Mayhem?

Haven't you only been
good for like a week?

Are you using
a new moisturizer?

Do you wanna hear
the story or not?

[bell rings]

Wait! Hey, come back!

It is a new moisturizer,

and I'm just as good
a superhero as Phoebe.

Whoa! Let's not get
carried away.

I've been training my whole
life to be a superhero,

while you've been training
to be a super villain?

That was a phase.

I tried to tell you guys.
No one would listen to me.

You seriously don't
think I'm as good as you?

Well, how do I put this?

No.

Max, being a superhero
isn't just about power.

It's about training,
experience.

Seriously, what moisturizer
are you using?

You are just glowing.

I'll never tell that it's
lavender body butter.

Dang it!

I'll tell you what.

Why don't I take you out on
a few training missions,

show you the ropes?

Keep your ropes.
I've got a mission right here.

I bet you didn't even
notice the janitor

with the "VL" necklace,
as in "Villain League."

He's clearly here
to take us down.

Watch how I work.

Wait, wait, wait, Max.
No, don't...

- [powers whooshing]
- JANITOR: Oh!

MAX:
Ha, ha, ha!

Now let's see what's in your
little cart of villainy.

A-a... a...

toilet plunger?

Whew, that was close.

You thwarted his evil
plan to unclog toilets.

Well, what does
"VL" stand for?

Vladimir Lushenko
is very angry with you!

Due to a change
in circumstances,

I'd like you to show
me those ropes, please.

♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture
perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't
make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪♪

- [pounding at door]
- WOMAN: Help me, Thunder Man!

- What's wrong? Is it serious?
- Yes!

Could you open
this pickle jar?

[lid "pops"]

[door slams]

Ever since we were exposed,

our neighbors keep asking me

to use my superpowers for
the slightest things.

Gee, I have no idea
what that's like.

[powers zapping steak]

Here's your steak,
Mr. Walters.

[whooshing]
Will you guys draw with me?

Sorry, Chloe, but we're
in the middle of

a live chat with our fans.

Live chat with me.

We'd love to, but you're
not really trending right now.

[huffing]

Just play with your sister.

Yeah, I know being
famous is exciting,

but in this house,
family comes first.

Chloe, would you rather
we played with you now

or play unicorn tea party
with you tomorrow morning?

Unicorn tea party!
[whooshing]

Guys, that was not okay.

He's right, Billy.

We could give you
a quick apology now,

or a heartfelt one
tomorrow morning.

Oh, I guess
tomorrow morning.

BARB: [silently]
No.

Great.

Come on, Billy.

We promised the fans that we'd
show them your webbed toe.

Bye, Mom and Dad.

Taking Max out on patrol to
teach him how to be a superhero.

I know how
to be a superhero.

Now does anyone
have a spare cape?

I shrank mine in the wash.

HANK: [silently]
Oh.

Bye, guys. Don't wait up.

[whooshes, clunks]

NORA:
What is that?

Sorry. Sometimes stuff
gets caught in my web.

No, look.

Hank, is that what
I think it is?

A message from
the Z Force.

MALE VOICE: Congratulations,
Phoebe Thunderman.

You are a finalist for
the newly-opened slot

on the legendary Z Force.
PHOEBE: [gasps]

We'll be watching you
over the coming weeks

as we make our decision.

Good luck!

Oh, my gosh,
I can't believe

I'm being considered for
a slot in the Z Force!

I know! It's amazing!
What's the Z Force?

They're the most elite
superheroes in the Hero League.

They get the assignments
no one else can handle.

Yeah, they're who
the superheroes call

when they need saving.

Oh, like that time
Dad got his cape stuck

on the Statue of Liberty.

Ohhhhh!
This is Phoebe's moment.

Well, it makes sense.

You're the protector
of Hiddenville,

you defeated King Crab,

you helped save the prom.

Somebody raised ya right!
HANK: [laughs]

It's time to celebrate.

I'll get the ice cream cake.

Thunder Man, away!
[plaster splatters]

Wow!

Yeah, pretty cool.
Now let's go.

Aw, you still think
we're doin' that?

Yeah. Why not?

I can't risk you making
a rookie mistake on my patrol.

No offense.

Uh... lots of offense.

What makes you think I'd
make a rookie mistake?

Max, you make
the janitor quit.

Every toilet in
the school is backed up.

Max, I'm taking Chloe to
the playground tomorrow.

Maybe I can help train
you by the monkey bars.

Keep your monkey bars.
I'm not a child.

Now get outta my way
so I can go on my slide!

COLOSSO:
[chuckling]

♪ You got ditched
by Phoebe ♪

It's not funny.

And how'd you even
hear that?

Rabbits have
remarkable hearing.

Plus, I attached a transmitter
under your armpit.

[transmitter beeping]

Colosso, we talked
about this.

Keep your paws
outta my pits.

Don't you see
what's happening, Max?

The universe is telling you to
come back to the dark side.

No, Colosso.
I'm not evil anymore.

Well, maybe this
will change your mind.

The Brainwash XL?
[laughs]

I used that to make Principal
Bradford think he could fly.

He could not.

Now you can use it to turn
everyone in Hiddenville

into your own private army.

I thought I put all
my evil gadgets in storage.

Well, maybe I hid this
somewhere you'd never guess.

The bottom drawer?

Wow, that is a good guess.

I'm throwing this away
without touching it.

[powers whooshing]

[garbage can clanks]

Is this because
I bugged your pits?

Because it was no picnic
for me, either.

No, Colosso, it's because
I am a superhero now.

Phoebe thinks
you're a superzero.

Everybody does...

Which is why I'm
gonna prove to them

that I am an amazing superzero,
zuperhero, herozero.

You can't even say it.

I don't have to say it.
I'm gonna show it.

Well, at least I can listen
to the "Hank & Barb Show."

BARB: Hank, when are you gonna
fix those holes in the ceiling,

and why is your armpit blinking?
COLOSSO: [chuckling]

Good stuff!
[chuckling]

My wrists are sore from
autographing all these bows.

BILLY:
[zooming]

Your wrists are sore?

I just accepted ,
friend requests.

Hey, this unicorn tea party
isn't gonna have itself.

Oh, no, I totally forgot.

Sorry, Chloe, we'll just
have to do it later.

Our fans need us.

But I made so much
pretend tea.

Forget it, Chloe.
They're obviously not coming.

I feel bad for her,
but there's just not enough time

to respond to all our fans.

Unless...

we gather all of
our fans in one place.

We could greet them
all at the same time.

Like a convention.

We could call it
"ThunderCon."

Billy, that's brilliant!

Why don't you come up with
ideas like this all the time?

Ow! Brain pain!

I'll send a ThunderCon
invite to our fans.

I don't think so.

Chloe just said
you ditched her again,

and now you're planning
some sort of ThunderCon?

We could get you
in at half price.

- [gasps] Half price, Barb!
- Hank!

Uh, I mean, no!

We warned you about putting
fame before family

and you obviously
did not listen.

Yeah, no ThunderCon

and no more chatting
with your fans.

- Electress? A big fan.
- BARB: Oh?

Can you charge my tablet?

Okay, citizen,
but remember,

you won't need my zaps
if you close your apps.

[laughing]
[powers zapping]

- What a bummer.
- I know.

Especially since this
ThunderCon invite

is all ready to go.

It'd be a real "oopsie"
if someone sent it out.

Oopsie!
[phone "bloops"]

Technically,
that wasn't an "oopsie"

because you did it on
purpose to deceive...

Ow! Brain pain!

Oh, according to
"Supe!" magazine,

this is the first opening on
the Z Force in nine years.

Oh, ho, ho, and our
little girl might get it!

Aw, come on, guys, we'll
have to "zee" if I get in.

But it's quite "zee" honor.

HANK:
[laughing]

Yeah, I "zee" what
she did there.

BARB & HANK:
[laughing]

I have returned!

Hey, son, where ya been?

Just pullin' off one
of the most epic saves

Hiddenville's ever seen.

Aw, baby's first saves.

Could a baby save
three hikers from a bear?

Could a baby save students
on a runaway school bus?

Could a baby save
an actual baby?

His first words were,

"You're my hero,
Max Thunderman."

Is that a Ricky's Sticky Buns
I saw in the background?

You know it is, big guy.

You're my hero,
Max Thunderman.

So, Phoebs,

ready to admit I'm as
good a superhero as you?

I think you're
off to a great start.

You saved some smelly hikers
and a clumsy baby.

You still have
quite a way to go

before anyone thinks
you're as good as me.

[whooshes, clunks]

MALE VOICE: Congratulations,
Max Thunderman.

You are a finalist for
the newly-opened slot

on the legendary Z Force.

- BARB: [gasps]
- Good luck!

We're up for
the same slot.

This can't
"zee" happening.

♪

Oh, you're both
being considered

for the same Z Force slot.

That's amazing!

I know. It's been
a dream of mine since...

yesterday.

It's my dream!
Get outta my dream!

[quietly] Who are we rooting
for? I'm so confused.

Guys, this is crazy.

Max has one lucky
night of saves

and all of a sudden,

he's being considered
for the Z Force?

Looks like someone's joining
the J Force... for jealousy.

Am I right?
[laughs]

- I am not jealous.
- You are so, jealous.

- You don't have the training.
- BARB: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I know you're both vying
for the same spot,

but you're still family
and family comes first.

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!

Emergency help requested
at Splatburger.

- Me, first!
- No, me, first!

Outta my way! Phoebe!
No, I saw it first!

Ow!

It's Phoebe, right?
We're rooting for Phoebe?

♪

BILLY: Thank you.
Our fans love us.

Some of them are even
dressed up like us, Nora.

[gasps]

Billy, I'm right here.

Oh, gee, it's really you!

♪ Noranatorforlife.

- I love your bow.
- Um, I love your bow more.

And your breakfast pix.
Amazing!

You know, I actually
made that toast

with my lasers.

Check it out.
[lasers zapping]

Ow!

Oops. Sorry, Billy.

She lasered Billy!

It's cool, guys.
It happens all the time.

You hear that?

Little Bow Creep
has zapped him before.

Hey, no one talks about
our queen like that!

Right, Noranators?
ALL: Right!

Well, no one
lasers our king!

Right, Billyvers!
ALL: Right!

This is getting out
of control, Billy.

[gasps]

ALL:
[angry shouting]

♪

- I'll save you!
- No, I'll save you!

Wha-a-a-at am I saving?

Thank goodness,
the Thundermans will save us.

The tube at table
is jammed.

That's your emergency?

It's my best table.

It's the furthest
from the bathroom.

Okay, Mrs. Wong,
you got it.

No problem's too small
for a real hero.

Is your "superpower"
blabbing your mouth?

He's already on it.

[powers zapping]
Just have to...

loosen the clog
until it sh**t out.

All right, why don't
you stick to, uh,

bullying janitors.

Step aside, rookie.

[powers zapping]

- [tube "thuds"]
- You just made it worse.

Looks like I'll have to
unclog it from behind.

[powers zapping]

[clattering,
tubes rattling]

Any minute now.

- [expl*si*n]
- CROWD: [gasps]

- [tubes hissing]
- CROWD: [coughing]

What did you do?

Stuff's comin'
outta there.

You're welcome.

Face it,
Nora's a better superhero!

Her lasers are
as hot as hobo style.

ALL:
Yeah!

No, Billy's better!

He has superspeed
and a sweet webbed toe!

ALL:
[angry shouting]

Guys! Guys!

Listen!

BILLY:
[whistle shrills]

Can't we all agree that
Billy and I are both great?

She thinks she's as
good as Billy!

Charge!

ALL:
[angry shouting]

♪

What should we do?

I'll call Mom and Dad
to come get us.

I'll have some more
pretend tea, please?

- Here you go.
- [cell phone ringing]

Hello?

Chloe? Billy
and I are in trouble.

We need your help.

I can help you.

Tomorrow morning!

[heavy thud]

She's not coming.

We've gotta get
outta here ourselves.

♪

Come on, Nora,
laser these haters!

Billy can kick all your butts
in two seconds flat!

Right, Billy?
ALL: [shouting stops]

Billy?

Where are you going, dude?

You're gonna leave us?

What?
[laughs]

Never.

Run, Billy!
BILLY: [zooming]

ALL:
[angry shouting]

CROWD:
[continues coughing]

MRS. WONG:
Hey, where are you going?

Hey, superdummies!

Thanks to you, I can't even
see my customers' ugly faces.

I'm gonna fix it, okay?

The first step is getting
everyone out of here

in a controlled fashion.

I got it.

Run for your lives!

ALL:
[screaming]

MRS. WONG:
Stop that! Stop that!

Let me handle this, okay?
The Z Force is watching me.

Hey, they're
watching me, too.

I actually hope they can see my
muscles through all this smoke.

I know. Maybe I can
shut off the power

by freezing the transformer
with my freeze breath.

No, Phoebe, it's better if
I melt it with my heat breath.

- Freeze breath!
- Heat breath!

- [frosty air blowing]
- [fiery air blowing]

[crackling,
electrical zapping]

BOTH:
Whew!

- [thunderous rumbling]
- BOTH: Uh-oh!

- [electrical zapping]
- [tubes whining]

You fools! You've
angered the tube guy!

[gasps]
[rumbling continues]

Okay, that's it, Max,

we need to call Dad
on your smart watch.

No, Phoebe,
that's not necessary.

This place could
explode any minute.

Now give me your watch!
I said, no!

MALE VOICE: Congratulations,
Max Thunderman, you are...

Did that just come
from your watch?

Uh, what watch?

A finalist for
the newly-opened slot

on the legendary Z Force.

Good luck!

You faked your
Z Force message?

They're no considering
you at all.

To be fair,
you guys fell for it.

We all played our part.

[thunderous rumbling
continues]

We've gotta get outta here!
The place is gonna blow!

[massive expl*si*n]

- [debris thuds]
- [electrical zapping]

BOTH:
Whew!

Good thing everyone
made it out.

You're welcome,
Mrs. Wong.

Wait, where's Mrs. Wong?

[coughing, sputtering]

Mrs. Wong,
are you okay?

Oh... come closer...

closer...

I hate you losers!

[snarling]

♪

Blowing up a restaurant?

Causing a fan riot?

And where, may I ask,
were you two?

Opening pickle jars, ma'am.

Grilling steaks, ma'am.

Well, since being exposed
has obviously prevented you

from being effective
superheroes,

there's only one
thing to do.

Never tell the Z Force

and also don't
tell the Z Force?

Oh, I told the Z Force.

I meant, I'm going to
have to relocate you

somewhere where you
can be undercover again.

Wait, we have to move?

We're getting up
when we talk again?

Isn't moving
a little extreme?

This town loves
the Thundermans.

PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
[snaps fingers]

CROWD:
[angry shouting]

MAN: Where's Phoebe?
They said she was here!

[door slams]

Continue.

Beam in
the Wheel of Relocation.

[powers whooshing]

Well, that's a fun way
to ruin our lives.

- What about my friends?
- What about Allison?

What about me?
I just learned our address.

I'm sorry, but superheroes
are supposed to save people,

not endanger them.

You blew it, babies!

Hank, please
spin the wheel.

♪

I can't believe this.

Wherever it lands
will be our new home.

- [dramatic music]
- [wheel clicking]

♪

- [dramatic music continues]
- [wheel clicking]

I'm so nervous.

I wonder where
it's gonna stop?

Or when it's
going to stop.

It's been spinning
for hours.

Did you have to spin
the wheel so hard, Thunder Man?

Hank has trouble controlling
his superstrength

when he's emotional.

- I do not!
- [object shatters]

We've played so many
fun games here.

"Laser the Boy."
"Zap the Billy."

"Hold still, Billy,
I'm going to zap you."

Do you wanna play
one last time?

- NORA: [powers zapping]
- BILLY: Ow!

Good times.

Chloe, why haven't
you packed yet?

'Cause I can come
back whenever I want...

With my powers.

I'm afraid not,
Small Thunder.

If any of you defy my orders
and return to Hiddenville,

I'll be forced to remove
your powers permanently.

- Permanently?
- What?

Nice, Max.

Not only did you ruin
the Z Force for me,

now we're banned
from Hiddenville.

Hey, this is
all your fault.

You should hear how angry

Allison is at me
that I'm moving.

ALLISON:
[speed-chattering]

[screams]

I know, I know.
I hate Phoebe, too.

It's gonna be so hard
saying goodbye to Cherry.

I don't know when I'm
gonna see her again.

Surprise!

Your new house looks just
like your old house.

Cherry...

look, I know this is hard,
but you can't come with us.

Oh, Phoebe!

We'll always be besties.

Nothing will ever
take me away from you.

Take her away!

[powers whooshing]

You just sent
her home, right?

Oh, good.

The new undercover
superhero family

who'll be moving
in just pulled up.

Wait, you're giving
our house away?

Yes, the Hero League put
a lot of money into this place.

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!

I cost $ million.

Hi! We're the new,
normal, non-supe family

moving into this house.

Secret maintained.

Thunder Man!

Nice to finally meet ya.

I'm Falcon Man.
This is my wife, Iron Grip.

A pleasure to meet
you, Iron Gri...

[bones crunching]

Nice place you got here.

Come on, honey, let's see
if there's room upstairs

for my "supernest."

That's strange.

I wonder where
their daughter is?

Does anyone
smell bubble gum?

ALL:
[sniffing]

That's me!

My name is Candi.

Oh, what a lovely family.

Who are these cuties?

Great, a girl finally thinks
I'm cute and we're moving.

I bet you guys
would like some treats.

Hold out your hands.
[giggles]

[powers "popping"]

Cool! Candy powers.

- Do you need a sidekick?
- Or a boyfriend?

Oh, aren't you the sweetest
little gooey gumdrops.

[giggles]

Ugh, I officially
have a cavity.

Going to get Colosso.

Hank:
[clearing throat]

I did not get a gum ball.

Oh...
[giggles]

♪

Colosso, you packed yet?

What are you doing?

What I always do
when I'm depressed...

Buy something
I can't afford.

Quit foolin' around
and let's go.

Yeah, about that.

No!

If you insist
on being good,

I insist on hating you
and staying here!

Just 'cause I'm good now

doesn't mean we're
not best friends.

That's exactly
what it means.

Good talk.

Wheeee!
[giggles]

Oh, jumping jellybeans,
I love my new room.

You'd rather live here
with Wendy Wonka?

Anything's better
than you... traitor.

Oh, a talking bunny.
How adorable.

I'm not adorable, girlie.

I'm the Fast
and the Furriest.

Well, I can see someone
has to learn their manners.

COLOSSO:
[gasps]

BARB: Come back upstairs, Max.
The wheel is slowing down.

Well, if you're really
not coming, Colosso,

I guess this is good...
[horn blaring]

Fine. Goodbye.

- What?
- I said goodb...

[horn blaring]

Ah...

NORA: This is it.
Goodbye, house.

PHOEBE:
Goodbye, friends.

Goodbye, penguin.

BILLY:
Goodbye, Hiddenville.

Hello...

ALL:
Antarctica?

♪

There... all
the comforts of home.

Yeah? Well, at home,
I didn't have to eat

my cereal like an ice pop.

Well, I'm lovin'
these pancakes.

[syrup cracking]

Nope, they're frozen.

[wind howling]

[door slams]

How was patrol, honey?

Pointless!

Unless you count breaking
up a seal fight as a "save."

[seals barking]

Don't make me come
back out there!

Yes, I was able to
super-charge the modem

and give us internet!

Now I can update
my status to "Freezing!"

Mommy, Daddy,
I miss Hiddenville.

- BARB: Awww.
- I know, honey.

But we live here now.

Come on, sweetie,

let's go free your
dolly from its...

ice prison.

I feel bad.

If it wasn't for us,

Chloe would still
be in Hiddenville

and wouldn't have to
play with doll cubes.

Hey, what if we recreated

Chloe's favorite things
about Hiddenville

right here in Antarctica?

That's a great idea.

I'm gonna take
my breakfast to go.

You got
the internet working?

That's amazing.
Thank you.

'Cause, you know, usually
you just destroy things,

you know, like you
destroyed Splatburger

and my Z Force dream!

I seem to remember
Mrs. Wong shaking her fist

at both of us
from the ambulance.

- [watch ringing]
- Colosso's calling.

Well, look who
came hoppin' back.

Max, you've gotta get
back to Hiddenville!

Your friends are in danger,

and that Candi girl is trying
to brainwash the whole to... ah!

Colosso!

Did you hear that, Phoebe?

He said all our
friends are in danger.

Please, your little
dress-up buddy

would say anything
to get you back.

Just do me a favor
and call Cherry.

[sighing]

Fine, but only so
I can stop talking to you.

Call declined?
That's weird.

Cherry always
answers my calls.

She even answered that one
time she went scuba diving.

Her phone was
in rice for months.

Well, that proves it.
Something is seriously wrong.

I guess it wouldn't hurt
to tell Mom and Dad.

Tell them what?

My rabbit's a drama queen

and Cherry doesn't
understand how phones work?

I'm going back
to Hiddenville to help.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Max!

If President Kickbutt
catches you back in Hiddenville,

you'll lose your powers and
you'll never be a superhero.

I'm willing to
take that risk.

I'm not letting Hiddenville
down a second time.

If you wanna stay here,
that's on you.

Max, wait!

I'm going with you.

What good is being
a superhero,

if you're not gonna protect
the people you care about?

- [seals barking]
- Just share the fish!

All right, if we do this,

we have to try our best
to not get caught.

Lucky for us,
I'm a master of disguise.

[whooshing]

Glasses, Max?

Who is this Max
you speak of?

I'm just a boy
with poor eyesight.

Thanks for
the ride, Chloe.

Remember, don't tell
anyone we're here.

Duh! I'm not
losing my powers.

[whooshing]

Okay, Candi, let's
find out what you're up to.

- Don't knock.
- It's not our house anymore.

- Just go in.
- Okay.

[party music]

We risked our powers
to go to a party?

Allison hates parties.

Let's find out
what's going on.

Hey, Allison.

Are you guys okay?

ALL: [robotically]
Candi Falconman is my bestie

and the sweetest person
I've ever met.

It's like
they're hypnotized.

Candi Falconman
is my Wolfgang und Wolfgang.

Oh, no, she got
Wolfgang, too.

We need to find Candi.

CANDI: You found her.
[giggling]

Welcome to my party.

Raspberry pixie dust?
[blowing air]

MAX & PHOEBE:
[groan, thud]

[giggling]

♪

- Max?
- MAX: [snoring loudly]

- PHOEBE: Max, wake up!
- MAX: Huh?

[sniffing]
What smells so good?

Us.

She trapped us in
sticky cotton candy.

Oh, forget about us.

Look what she did
to my sweet lair!

[dramatic music]

It's my sweet lair now.

Okay, freeze this freak.

BOTH:
[blowing frosty air]

Oh, powers
don't work on me.

[giggles]
I'm candy-coated.

[giggles]

Colosso, help us.

You're the one who
called us here.

That was before I decided
Candi's my sugar mama.

But Max is your sugar mama.

You know it's true.

You used my Brainwash XL

to turn everyone
into your besties?

That's right.

And after I hook it up to
your satellite on the roof,

I'll use it on
all of Hiddenville.

[giggling]

Why can't you just make
friends the normal way?

Oh, I try, but no
matter how sweet I am,

they refuse to worship me!

Huh, who'd have thought
a child of superheroes

could become a supervillain.

[gasps]
Oh, right. That's me.

Just be glad I didn't turn
you into gingerbread cookies...

Like I did to my parents.
[giggling]

They live there now.

FALCON MAN: Let us
out of here, Princess!

No-o-o-o-o!

[sighing]

Off to brainwash the town.

[giggling]

PHOEBE:
[straining]

MAX:
[strains]

It's no use.

This was my one chance
to redeem myself

for endangering
the town and I failed.

Phoebe, we can't let some
sugar-crazed twerp

take over Hiddenville.

You won't!

'Cause I'm gonna save ya!

You are? I thought you
were on Candi's side.

You're even dressed
like her furry twin.

I was just pretending
to be on Candi's side...

So she wouldn't turn
me into a chocolate bunny.

But you said you hated
me for turning good.

I did.

But I miss my best friend.

And I want
my sugar mama back!

- Aw, I missed you, too, buddy.
- Okay, cool.

If you guys are done with
your couples' counselling,

could we get outta here?

Ah! Time to
eat you free.

Good thing it's
my treats day.

[gnawing]

Okay, Chloe, we know
you miss Hiddenville

and since it's dinnertime,
we thought we could eat at...

BILLY & NORA:
Splatburger!

Cool!

BILLY:
[zooming]

Aw, the kids
are so thoughtful.

I can't believe
she's gettin' served.

We were here first.

- One hamburger, please?
- [tablet bleeps]

Billy, that's your cue.

[ice, snow,
Billy thudding]

[groans]

Would you like
fries with that?

ALL: Candi Falconman
is my bestie

and the sweetest person
I've ever met.

Wolfgang.

Aw, you guys don't
have to say that.

Oh, actually you do
because I made you!

[giggling]

Candy may be sweet,
but so is ice cream.

Hold on a second, Candi.

What?!

You two escaped?

Crush them like
peanut brittle!

We've gotta stop them
without hurting our friends.

[powers whooshing]

MAX:
Excuse me.

Allison, you've
been brainwashed,

but I know deep-down
you're still my bae...

- [punches]
- MAX: [groans]

- [powers whooshing]
- [pillow thuds]

ALL: Candi Falconman
is my bestie

and the sweetest
person I've ever met.

We're surrounded.
There's too many of them.

PHOEBE:
Wait!

How can you all be Candi
Falconman's bestie, huh?

A person can only
have one bestie.

Which means everyone here

is trying to steal
your new best friend.

[gasps] Candi Falconman
is my bestie.

Candi Falconman
is my bestie.

Candi Falconman
is my bestie.

Candi Falconman
is my Wolfgang.

ALL: [angrily]
Candi Falconman is my bestie.

Okay, Chloe,
let's move on to

another of your favorite
things about Hiddenville...

Max's slide!

Is that thing safe?

Don't know. That's
why I sent Billy first.

BILLY:
[screaming]

[heavy thud,
ice cracking]

I'll pass.

Brrr! I'm gonna
put some ice on my head.

I still miss Hiddenville.

Me, too.
I wanna go home.

Look, guys,
home isn't a place on a map.

Home is where
your family is.

Home's in your heart.
BARB: Mmhm.

Our hearts are freezing.

The kids are right, Hank.

Our family belongs
in Hiddenville.

I know, but you heard
President Kickbutt.

We can't ever go back.
BARB: [sighing]

Why not? I took
Max and Phoebe.

Chloe, you teleported
Max and Phoebe

back to Hiddenville?

This is awkward.

♪

[dramatic music]

♪

MAX:
There's Candi.

We can't let her
get that signal out.

Okay, let's quietly
sneak over and see...

Whoa!

ALL: Candi Falconman
is my bestie.

Candi Falconman is my...

PHOEBE:
[sighing]

Why did we let Dad
fly through this roof?

Oh, back for more candy?

- [licorice whipping]
- How about a licorice whip?

[dramatic music]

MAX:
[gasps]

I'll get her, Max.

- [roof cracks]
- Oh!

The only thing you'll get
is a candy-canderang.

Whoa!

Oh, is that all you got?

- [boomerang thuds]
- Ow!

No, you got more.

MAX:
Whoa!

- [gum splats]
- [straining]

Trapped in gum.

[slurping]

It's banana flavored. Ugh!

[licorice whipping]

- [powers whooshing]
- Oops!

Looks like you
dropped something.

Oh, that reminds me.

Have some lemon drops.
[candies clattering]

Hope you don't fall.

Ha!

- [roof cracks]
- Whoa!

[giggling]

I don't know what's more
dangerous... you or this roof.

[gum splats]

Aw, did I gum
up your plans?

[giggling]

[flicks switch]

All I have to do
is enter the coordinates

and this satellite dish

will turn all
of Hiddenville

into my mindless besties!

Okay, maybe I can hit
that satellite dish

with my heat breath.

No, we should
use our freeze breath.

- Heat breath.
- Freeze brea...

Wait, why don't we just do what
we did back at Splatburger?

Make fun of Mrs. Wong?

How will that
help us now?

No, combine our heat
and freeze breath.

- [frosty air blowing]
- [fiery air blowing]

No, no!
What's happening?

[electrical zapping]

[satellite dish
powers down]

Oh, butterscotch.

- [expl*si*n]
- [candies clattering]

ALL:
...is my bestie!

What's going on?

Wolfgang?

Why am I at a party?
I hate parties!

Ah! Do you also
hate my arm?

- Max, we did it.
- MAX: [laughs]

Wait. What happened
to Candi?

There!

Splatburger is
as good as new.

[object whistling]

- [heavy thud]
- [plaster splatters]

I hate this town!

Me, too.

PHOEBE: Yay, party's over.
Everybody out.

Sweetcious. I found
a lemon drop in my hair.

Wolfgang confuzen.

Wolfgang goodbyezen.

[door slams]

Good party...

Except for all the brainwashing
and the crazy girl.

Thanks for making
us come back here.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

You actually are
a pretty good superhero.

Thanks.

It means a lot.

Now we should probably
get outta here before...

[whooshing]

They show up?

I was gonna say "before
President Kickbutt shows up."

[door opens]

I thought I was clear.

If you came back
to Hiddenville,

I'd be forced
to take your powers.

President Kickbutt, wait.

I know we disobeyed
your orders,

but our town
and our friends needed us.

They came back because
they love Hiddenville.

We all do.
Yeah.

If you wanna punish
a family of heroes

for loving their home,
then go ahead,

take our powers.

PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
We are gathered here

to take
the Thundermans' powers.

Great speech, Phoebe.

I meant every word of it.

Hiddenville is safe
because of us.

We won't be
superheroes anymore,

but at least we'll be home.

Is this gonna hurt them?

No.

Can it?

I'm sorry I have
to do this.

[powers zapping]

There. It is done.

And, so, the once
mighty Thundermans

have been rendered powerless
and completely uninteresting.

Next up, a dog who
can salsa dance.

Well, I guess that's it.
We're no longer supes.

What do normal people do?

Can we figure this out

while we're watching
the salsa-dancing dog?

♪

I just wish I could have
lasered Billy one last time.

[lasers zapping]
Ow!

Nora?

Did you just use
your powers?

I think so.

Let's see if I still
have mine, too.

[zooms, thuds]

[groaning]

I mean, yay.

- [blowing frosty air]
- [blowing fiery air]

[whooshing]

[metal whines]

[powers zapping]

President Kickbutt,
what's going on?

I didn't take your powers.

I just needed to
convince the town

you're not supes anymore,

so things can go back
to the way they were.

But I don't get it.
We disobeyed your orders.

Just say "thank you."

It's like you
said, Phoebe,

you and Max risked everything
to save the town...

And that's what makes you
both true superheroes.

Great speech, Phoebe.

Just make sure you keep your
family secret safe this time.

[toilet flushes]

Sorry.
Didn't hear a thing.

[quietly]
I heard everything.

Call me.

We're so proud of you guys
for working together

to save Hiddenville.

No problem.

Just don't expect us to
make this a regular thing.

MALE VOICE:
Congratulations,

Max and Phoebe Thunderman.

You are now both
finalists for a slot

on the legendary Z Force...

As a team!

PHOEBE & MAX:
A team?

Now this is awkward.