03x31 - July 15th (Thurs), Part 1

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Dad: Yoshikage... My son...

Dad: Where are you right now?

Dad: I'm sure you've probably changed your face and name, and have hidden yourself.

Dad: How pitiful... And yet...

Jojo: Right. We need to find out about any people who've gone missing recently.

Jojo: Including those considered runaways.

Jose: Kira is probably hiding.

Jose: Do you think he'd commit murders again in that state?

Jojo: Serial K*llers like him can't easily keep their impulses in check.

Jojo: He will strike again.

Koi: Are you sure we don't need to do anything?

Koi: We haven't been able to find a single clue about Kira yet.

Josu: That's what I was thinking, too.

Josu: But Jotaro said it was fine.

Josu: He said he'll have us move when he finds something out,

Josu: but until then, he wants us to continue being students.

Oku: I'd rather look for Kira than study.

Oku: We managed to corner him that one time,

JoJo-main: ,so it should be pretty easy, shouldn't it?

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Roha: Yes. As long as I'm repairing my house, I'd like to do some renovations, too.

Dad: Curses! He's actually taking pictures of everyone to try to find him!

Roha: I guess I'll have someone come by to give me an estimate.

Dad: Jotaro and all of his other Stand users are doing whatever they want...

Dad: I need to make a new Stand user

JoJo-main: ,to take care of those meddlesome...

Dad: Hm?

Dad: That's...

Dad: There's no doubt about it!

Dad: Even though his appearance has changed,

JoJo-main: ,our bond as father and son bring us together.

Dad: There's no way I would mistake my own son!

Dad: I've found you, Yoshikage...

Haya: I'm gonna find out

Haya: who the guy disguised as my dad really is.

Dad: It can't be...

Dad: At this rate, those Stand users will...

Dad: I won't allow it! I won't allow that to happen!

Dad: I will protect Yoshikage!

JoJo-MainTitle,Sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo-MainTitle,Sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

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Koi: I'm heading out.

Koi: I'm gonna be late... And I've got class duties today!

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Sign: July th (Thurs), : AM

Josu: So tired...

Josu: I stayed up way too late last night.

Oku: I got plenty of sleep, so I'm in top shape again today.

Oku: Look, Josuke.

Oku: Binoculars.

Oku: There's a pair of binoculars on the ground.

Josu: You're so easily intrigued by things that are on the ground.

Josu: Don't pick them up. They're dirty.

Oku: What? Really?

Bino: I am not dirty!

Miki: Hello, Josuke and Okuyasu.

Josu: I-It was you? Don't scare us like that, Mikitaka.

Oku: You're gonna give me a heart att*ck, !

Miki: Oh, stop...

Josu: Don't get bashful. It's not a compliment!

Oku: Though, yeah... You showed up at a good time.

Oku: There's something I wanted to get straightened out.

Oku: The thing about you being an alien is a lie, right?

Oku: You're just a Stand user who thinks he's an alien, right?

Oku: Stop being ambiguous and clear things up, !

Miki: I have been clear from the beginning.

Miki: I am an alien.

Oku: Why are you talking like that all of a sudden?

Josu: That's enough.

Josu: More importantly, what are you doing,

JoJo-main: ,turning into binoculars on the road like that?

Miki: Oh, yes. I wanted you two to look at that thing,

JoJo-main: ,so I was waiting here for you.

Oku: That thing?

Mki: That thing... The electrical pylon right in front of you.

Oku: Electrical pylon?

Josu: That's not really an electrical pylon.

JoJo-main: ,It's a remnant stripped of its wires that's no longer in use.

Josu: When construction started onMorioh's residential areas,

JoJo-main: ,most of the cables got put underground, so these weren't needed anymore.

Oku: What about it?

Josu: Are you trying to communicate with some other planet?

Miki: There's smoke coming out of the middle of that pylon, isn't there?

Oku: Huh?

Josu: Y-You're right...

Miki: Please take a good look at it.

Josu: H-Hey, it's a kettle!

Oku: What? In a place like that?!

Oku: It's, like, meters off the ground!

Miki: Would you mind taking a look about five meters higher?

Josu: What the heck is that?

Oku: L-Let me see, too.

Oku: There! There he is!

Oku: There's a guy up there! He's cooking!

JoJo-overlap,Josu: What?! Let me see!

Oku: He must be living on that pylon.

Oku: He's actually making a living there!

Oku: He's fishing from the river, and even has cucumbers growing.

Oku: That's really convenient!

Josu: I see! So it's basically a self-sufficient dwelling.

Miki: Some people in this worlddo very strange things.

Josu: Look out!

Oku: H-He's...

Josu: It's a new Stand user!

Oku: Yeah! I just saw him fly!

Josu: But what's a Stand user doing living up there?

Mki: It would seem there's a need to find out more about that man.

Kane: I can see them... They're finally here.

Kane: Are they interested in me?

Kane: Come on over.

Kane: It's been a while since I've spoken to other people.

Oku: Look. It looks like he sees us, too.

Oku: Want to go over there?

Josu: Yeah, but be careful.

JoJo-main: ,We still don't know if that Stand user is a friend or foe.

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Koi: Huh? D-Do you need something?

Koi: I'm in a bit of a hurry right... now...

Koi: Huh? Huh?!

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Oku: Looking at it up close, it's bigger than I thought.

Kane: You guys, stop right there!

JoJo-main: ,Don't come any closer to this pylon.

Kane: Huh?

Kane: Move back a bit more.

JoJo-main: ,I just relieved myself, so you need to step back, or you'll be in trouble.

Josu: What are you talking about?

Oku: D-Don't tell me this is...

Kane: I told you so.

JoJo-main: ,You'll get covered in feces and urine!

Josu: That's gross!

Kane: Gross? How rude!

JoJo-main: ,I made it spray like that so I could fertilize the wildflowers over there!

Kane: I like to recycle everything I possibly can.

Kane: On the right are Asiatic dayflowers, mountain udo, and watercress.

Kane: They're all edible wildflowers!

Kane: Not to mention, if there are wildflowers around,

JoJo-main: ,I can catch wild rabbits that come to eat them,

JoJo-main: ,so it's k*lling two birds with one stone.

Josu: So you really are living up there?

Josu: Doesn't this pylon belong to the electric company?

Kane: What are you talking about?

JoJo-main: ,This is my house that I bought with my own money.

Kane: I bought this abandoned pylon for , yen

JoJo-main: ,and made it my own ideal self-sufficient house!

Oku: Bought?

Josu: For , yen?

Kane: That's right. Just , yen.

Kane: Because I'm self-sufficient, I don't have to work at any company.

Kane: And even if I never leave here, I get all the exercise I need by moving around the pylon.

Kane: Take a look at this spectacular view.

Josu: Huh? W-Wait a minute.

Josu: Even if you never leave? Just how long have you been living on this pylon?

Kane: Let's see... About three years now?

Oku: Th...

Josu: Three years?!

Kane: I probably haven't touched the ground in about a month.

Oku: H-Hey, Josuke. I had no idea that an idiot like this lived in Morioh.

Oku: This guy isn't an enemy, he's just a weirdo.

Oku: I don't think he's going to att*ck us.

Josu: True...

JoJo-main: ,I guess, for now, we can just head back and report to Jotaro.

Josu: But...

Josu: Something's still bugging me...

Sign: July th (Thurs) : AM

Roha: What's he doing?

Roha: Well, I guess kids take videos, too...

Roha: But since he's hiding behind that pillar,

JoJo-main: ,it looks like he's doing the same thing I am.

Roha: He's following someone and recording their actions...

Roha: Could he be recording someone here?

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Roha: "Hayato Kawajiri," huh...

Roha: There's something strange...

Roha: about this kid.

Sign: July th (Thurs) : AM

Tomo: I'm home.

Sign: Silence

Tomo: That's strange.

Tomo: Josuke, you haven't left for school yet?

Tomo: Josuke!

Tomo: I'm hungry.

Tomo: Josuke, that villain... This is so rude!

Tomo: How dare he take a bite out of my favorite

JoJo-main: ,Kamakura Custar and then put it back in the fridge?!

Tomo: Not to mention, there should have been two left.

Tomo: That kid seriously pisses me off.

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Josu: Hey, something fell out of your pocket.

Josu: Is that a photograph?

Kane: Would you guys mind leaving now?

Kane: You don't have to pick it up. I'll get it myself later.

Josu: It looks like a Polaroid. What's he panicking for?

Kane: Seriously, it's okay! Just leave!

Josu: What?! You're...

Oku: Hey! J-J-Josuke!

Josu: You're Kira's dad!

Josu: I knew the ghost dad was involved in this!

Kane: So you've finally come in. I've been waiting for this.

Kane: When you tell people to come in, they become guarded and don't come in.

Kane: But if you tell people not to come in, they get annoyed and come in.

Kane: You've finally stepped into Superfly, Josuke Higashikata!

JoJo-main: ,Wh-What?!

Dad: Well done, Toyohiro Kanedaichi!

Dad: Well done luring that idiot Josuke into Superfly!

Dad: I commend you!

Oku: Something's not right! Come back, Josuke!

Josu: No, Kira's dad is right there! The arrow's right there!

Josu: You!

Josu: Why, you—

Josu: What?!

Kane: You see, when someone enters this pylon,

Kane: they can't get out until the next person comes in.

JoJo-main: ,If they try to force their way out, they become a part of the pylon themselves.

Kane: That's my Stand, Superfly!

Dad: You fell for it, Josuke Higashikata!

JoJo-main: ,Don't let him get away, Toyohiro Kanedaichi!

Oku: Josuke!

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Oku: Josuke!

Josu: it...

Kane: I said it was my Stand,

JoJo-main: ,but Superfly isn't a Stand that I can control.

Kane: It's actually an independent Stand.

Kane: I can finally leave, now that you guys have shown up.

Kane: Even I, its user, was held c*ptive by Superfly.

Kane: Well, good luck living here in my stead!

Oku: That one!

JoJo-main: ,He must've been working with the guy in the photograph.

Miki: Okuyasu, is there anything that I can do?

Oku: You'll just get hurt, so stay out of it.

Oku: Your job's over.

Oku: If you could actually turn into dynamite instead of

JoJo-main: ,dice or binoculars and blow this pylon up, things might be different.

Mki: That I cannot do.

JoJo-main: ,I can't produce any strength that isn't my own,

JoJo-main: ,and I can't turn into anything complicated like expl*sives.

Miki: But I'd like to be of some use.

Oku: Shut up.

Oku: I'm telling you that there's nothing you can do.

Oku: Leave the dangerous stuff to us.

Oku: That one's starting to run away because he's convinced

JoJo-main: ,that he's got him trapped in there,

Oku: but he must not know who we are.

Josu: Hey. You gonna do this, Okuyasu?

Oku: I know you're up to it, too.

Oku: What's the big deal about this pylon?

JoJo-main: ,Let's crush it, Josuke!

Josu: Yeah. There shouldn't be an issue if I crush it and get out!

Kane: Watch it!

Kane: The hell? What's with their power?!

Oku: This thing's pretty sturdy.

JoJo-main: ,But if we keep attacking it, this pillar will snap in two.

Oku: And look. It looks like that guy's about to fall off.

Kane: Y-You idiots! How can you do something so terrifying?

Kane: Of course I thought about that possibility.

Kane: But haven't you noticed?

Kane: This pylon is draining your powers and

JoJo-main: ,distributing them throughout itself.

Oku: Huh? What is that idiot talking about?

Oku: Josuke, just a little more, and you'll be out of there!

JoJo-main: ,Here we go!

Josu: Hold up, Okuyasu. Listen.

Josu: Something's not right. What's that weird sound?

Kane: It's the sound of all the power you guys threw

JoJo-main: ,into the pylon, moving throughout it.

Josu: What?

Kane: And think about this carefully.

Kae: You know that whole "law of conservation of energy"?

Kane: Energy that's running around has to be able to escape from somewhere.

Kane: So where's all that energy's gonna go?

Josu: It can't be...

Josu: Okuyasu, duck!

Josu: What?!

Kane: You can att*ck it all you want,

JoJo-main: ,but all the att*cks on the pylon are just gonna come right back to you.

Kane: If you hit it, it'll hit back. If you cut it, it'll cut back.

Kane: Just think about it.

JoJo-main: ,No matter who comes around with whatever kind of ability,

Kane: no one can destroy this pylon!

Josu: Okuyasu!

Oku: Th-This isn't good, Josuke...

Oku: I couldn't dodge it completely.

Oku: It ripped a hole in my side.

Kane: I guess I should've warned you about that.

Kane: And next, you're probably going to think

JoJo-main: ,that if you defeat me, the user, you'll be able to get out.

Kane: But that's futile, too.

JoJo-main: ,This pylon is an independent Stand.

Kane: Even if I were to die,

JoJo-main: ,this pylon would probably continue to trap people inside for eternity.

Kane: That's what Superfly is.

Oku: Josuke...

Josu: For eternity?

Kane: But don't get too depressed about that.

JoJo-main: ,You just have to lure someone else in, Josuke Higashikata.

Kane: If one comes in, one can get out.

Kane: Just have some sucker take your place and get out.

Kane: It's sort of like playing Old Maid.

Kane: It's like human society.

JoJo-main: ,You just need to pass off the old maid to someone else.

Kane: Am I wrong?

Miki: Indeed, if someone else is pulled in, Josuke will be saved.

Kane: Huh?

Oku: What?

Miki: You should be the one to return, then. Into the pylon...

Miki: you go.

Oku: You...

Josu: Mikitaka! When did you...

Kane: Who are you?

JoJo-main: ,Why were you an electrical wire? When did you get there?

Kane: What is that ability?

Miki: Why, thank you for asking.

Miki: You see, I'm an alien.

Kane: What?

Oku: Y-You actually can be useful!

Miki: Now's your chance. Please step outside, Josuke-san.

Kane: Y-You!

Oku: You have my praise, Mikitaka!

Ku: Josuke, hurry up and get out.

JoJo-main: ,Get out of the pylon!

Josu: R-Right...

Josu: I did it!

Kane: You! What?!

Kane: The guy in the photograph didn't tell me

JoJo-main: ,that Josuke had a friend like you!

Miki: I'm an alien, so I'm unaware of this game called "Old Maid,"

Miki: but to suddenly trick Josuke and tell him that he cannot leave...

Miki: It's like an adult b*ating a child at a game

JoJo-main: ,on New Year's by tricking them.

Miki: This is why you should be the one to remain in the pylon.

Miki: You will remain here.

Kane: After all the time I spent living here, I ended up

JoJo-main: ,with these thick calluses on my hands.

Kane: There's a lot of stuff in here.

Kane: Take this!

Miki: It seems you're under the impression that that's a part of me,

Miki: but that is incorrect.

Miki: That is not me,

JoJo-main: ,but the pylon's wire that you were hanging off of earlier.

Oku: Yeah!

Josu: All right! Now, go to the top and come back out, Mikitaka!

kane: You're the one who finally stepped into this pylon.

JoJo-main: ,Do you really think I'd let you escape?

kane: I'm a man who has thought of nothing but getting out of here every single day!

Kane: Did you forget?

JoJo-main: ,This pylon will return whatever you do to it.

Kane: That wire's also a part of this pylon!

Kane: The angle at which the wire was cut was made so it would return to you.

Miki: H-Have I been defeated?

Josu: M-Mikitaka! Hurry up and get out of there!

Josu: I can fix a wound like that!

Kane: Nope, he's not getting out.

JoJo-main: ,I'm the one who's going to leave!

Kane: The direction and angle are perfect.

Kane: If you strike it, it'll strike back.

Oku: Mikitaka!

Josu: Y-You!

Kane: I went through some trouble getting out because of you,

Kane: but now I can get out easily.

Kane: I'm sure that's gonna hurt when you try and pry those out,

Kane: but you'll have plenty of time to treat it later.

Kane: There are some medicinal plants down there, too.

Josu: You! Do you think you can escape just because you're out of there?

Josu: I'll chase you to the ends of the Earth, !

Kane: Of course I can escape, and rather easily.

Kane: You guys haven't even been able to find Yoshikage Kira, have you?

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Roha: Who is that? I've never seen him before.

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Haya: I'll find him out... no matter what.