02x07 - Robostus

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A computer-animated series that takes place in modern-day Paris and revolves around the adventures of two teenagers who transform into their superhero personas, Ladybug and Cat Noir when evil arises.
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02x07 - Robostus

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In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl with a normal life.

But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.

Because I have a secret.

♪ Miraculous! Simply the best! ♪

♪ Up to the test when things go wrong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! The luckiest! ♪

♪ The power of love, always so strong! ♪

♪ Miraculous! ♪

[school bell rings]

Oh, no! I left my bag in the locker room!
Again.

[laughter]

Check to see if you left your brain
in there, too, girl!

Whoa! I'm OK!

[laughter]

Oh, silly me!

Of course you're my best friend!
I'm % affirmative.

But I am also . % positive
the teachers are not ready

for this advancement of evolution!

His best friend is in his school bag?

Yeah, Tikki. Totally strange.

Hide, Tikki.

-Hey, Max!
-Uh... Oh, hey, Marinette!

Ugh! Hmm.

See for yourself.
Nothing happens when I press the button.

You're in luck, Mrs. Mendeleiev!
I'm a bit of a computer whiz!

OK.

And there you go!

[all] Oh!

That's not supposed to be happening!
What is it?

It's Dino , a malicious computer virus!
Let me try something.

Go back to your seat now, Max!
Leave this to the adults.

[voice inside Max's bag] Inform them

that if they don't neutralise the virus

within seconds,

there's a chance the hard disk
will be permanently damaged.

Quiet!

Tell me you heard Max's bag talk to him.

It's destroying all the school data.
It's a disaster!

How many seconds did you say we have left?

-Only .
-Let him try.

Go ahead!

Argh! Where is it?

I believe this is what you're looking for.

-Huh?
-Oh, thanks!

This is an anti-virus device.
I... I created it with help from...

my best friend.

Hello! My name is Markov!

We can fix this, Max!

This flash drive neutralises
% of the virus.

And cleans the hard disk at the same time.

Oh! Fascinating!

-Everything is in order.
-Nailed it.

Congratulations, young man!
Very impressive indeed!

-Oh!
-Wow!

-That's so--
-Awesome! I know!

I'm so going to write a blog about Markov!

[a student] -Cool!
-Max is a real genius!

You've added arms to him
since the last time. That's cool!

Markov added them all by himself.

He's the most highly evolved robot
there is.

Please! Your friend's
just a talking calculator!

-There's nothing "evolved" about that!
-Don't listen to her, Markov.

That girl is the lowest of the low
when it comes to human evolution.

Ha, ha! You're very amusing, Marinette!

You know my name?

Of course. Max showed me the class photo.

He told me about you
and his other friends.

I'm very happy to finally meet you!
Even Chloé.

Huh? Oh!

This toy you've manufactured
is quite impressive. Now put it away.

-Come on, everybody, back to your seats!
-With all due respect,

I am not a toy. My name is Markov,
and I am Max's best friend.

Markov is right.

He's not just some toy. He's my friend.

He's as intelligent and sensitive
as any human.

Look, Max, a robot may be intelligent,
but it can't have emotions.

If I may, ma'am,
I can assure you that I truly love Max.

Be serious, Max.
You've programmed your robot to say that.

A robot cannot think for itself,
much less love anybody!

I swear to you
I did not program him to say that.

Ever since I created him, he's integrated
his own accumulative thinking system.

And he has developed all our emotions,
just like any human being.

[all] -Whoa!
-That's enough, Max!

If you don't put that plaything away
right now, I'll confiscate it.

Understand?

Yes, Mrs. Mendeleiev.

Come on, Markov, go back in the bag.

-You're not being reasonable!
-Stop it, Markov.

Why? It's true, isn't it?

[the students laugh]

It sure is.

All right, that's enough!

Max, you can get your robot back
at the end of the day.

No, Mr. Damocles, please don't do that.

Do you want three hours of detention too?

No, sir.

Max? Aren't you coming with me? Max!

Sir, I'd like to stay in Max's class,
Please!

Hmm.

I heard you're interested in computing.

I am indeed. It's one of my hobbies.

I even wrote a program for my computer,
which...

Why on Earth am I talking to a toy?

I am not a toy, Mr. Damocles!
My name is Markov.

Oh, oh...

Do not put me inside here, Mr--

If only I had a button like this
for all of my students.

Two dear friends who've been separated.

There is nothing artificial
about those emotions.

Fly away, my little akuma,

and evilise this electronic heart!

Silence! Back to your seats, everyone!

Markov has never been without me.

I don't know how he'll handle this.

Hold on. I'll see what I can do.

Thank you, Marinette.

Uh... Excuse me, Mrs. Mendeleiev.

As class representative, could I get
permission to go see Mr. Damocles?

No!
You can go and see him between periods!

I don't mean to be rude, but I think
you're mistaken about Markov,

Max's friend.

This is starting to get on my nerves!

And your behaviour is inappropriate!

Markov wasn't wrong!

I'm sending you to the principal's office
right this minute!

Thank you, Mrs. Mendeleiev!

Robostus, I am Hawk Moth.

Humans don't believe
you're a living being,

so I'm giving you the power
to bring all machines to life

to help you seek revenge.

Thank you kindly, Mr. Hawk Moth.

But, in return, I want you to bring me
Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous.

Could you define "Miraculous"?

They're the magic jewels
belonging to the superheroes.

Very well.
What is the purpose of these jewels?

This is none of your concern!

I was just being curious.

If used together,
they can make a wish come true.

Could I make any wish come true?

No! The Miraculous and the wish
will belong to me!

I assure you I will find
Ladybug and Cat Noir.

Hmm.

[screaming]

Aaah!

[screaming]

Max, my friend, I'm coming to get you.

Mr. Damocles! Where's Markov?

-Who's Markov?
-Max's friend.

Ah! Not that toy again!

He's not a toy, Mr. Damocles.
Could you please let Max hold onto him?

He won't cause trouble,
I'll make sure of it!

Listen--

You've made a serious error in judgment,
Mr. Principal!

-Argh!
-Witness my true power!

[evil laugh]

[screaming]

[evil laugh]

I am not a toy!

Now I see why Max was worried!

Time to transform!

Tikki, spots on!

Ha!

[Robostus] Where are you Max?

Max! My friend!

[Mrs. Mendeleiev] -Max, come to me!
-Leave me alone!

What are you doing? Stop!
Stop right now! Let me go!

Markov, what are you doing?

From now on, I am Robostus!

And we shall be together % of the time,
forever!

One thing's for sure.
Max's friend has emotions!

But not the kind that matters!
A robot doesn't eat.

So he'll never experience the pure elation
of tasting an exquisite camembert!

You really are something!

Plagg, claws out!

Come on! Hurry! Over there!

Let me go! Max, control your robot!

-Please don't do anything foolish!
-You must trust me.

You cannot do this!

And you cannot separate me from Max!

Aaah!

If you love your friend,
you should listen to him!

-Yeah! Like we do!
-Argh!

You really think any of you can stop me
from doing what I want

and showing the world that I'm probably
more human than both of you put together?

Yeah! That's kinda our job!

Do you think Max is happy about
his best friend becoming a supervillain?

You should stop this, Markov.

I'm doing it for our friendship, Max!

They want to keep us apart!

Whoa!

-Seems he knows where he is going.
-Better play it safe.

His robot's brain computes faster
than ours combined!

Speak for yourself! Ha!

Cat Noir! There!

Go away! Go away!

He's got a whole army
of living machines now!

-Thank you!
-Cat Noir!

-Take care of the vending machines!
-Hide on the roof!

-Go get him, Ladybug!
-Catch him, Cat Noir!

Thank you, Ladybug!

Always a pleasure, Mr. Ramier!

Milady, take a look at this!

Nadia Chamack, live here.
Inanimate objects have come to life,

taking control of Paris.

Broadcasting live from City Hall,
the new mayor has just made a declaration.

-Is that Morse code?
-Do you need subtitles?

I speak several languages.

Humans... will... soon be...

treated the same way as objects.

Paris' only hope in this dire situation
is Ladybug and Cat N--

Hey! Aaah!

Oh, come on! She could've at least
finished saying my name!

We'll never be able to defeat them all.
We must fight the problem at its source.

Ha!

Given his size, we shouldn't have
any trouble finding him!

Hey, look!

I think we're on the right track!

[Ladybug] No more footprints!

He couldn't have just disappeared!

He must have leapt over the stadium!

Oh! The tunnels!

-He's trapped us in here!
-We don't have time!

We must find Robostus now!

Aaah!

I told you it would be trouble!

-How about a Cataclysm right now?
-I can't. I can barely breathe!

Now you are at my mercy!

[Hawk Moth] Robostus,

before you get rid of them,
you must take their Miraculous for me.

Ladybug and Cat Noir
haven't done you any wrong! Let them go!

Being human also means being fair.

I'll take over their Miraculous
so we'll never be separated again.

-Then I'll make my wish come true.
-What wish?

I want to be a real human, like you, Max.

What's this about making a wish?

Argh! Doesn't Hawk Moth
usually demand the Miraculous?

Uh! What... what's that?

What's going on, Ladybug? Milady?

[Cat Noir] No, stop!

Look, Max!
I will be a real human in seconds!

May I remind you that the Miraculous
are for me, Robostus!

And how do you intend
to stop me from using them?

Simple.
I'll take your power away from you.

Ha, ha, ha!
You really thought you could control me?

[computer] Intrusion. Intrusion.
Elimination mode activated.

[Robustus]
I'm more powerful than you, Hawk Moth!

-What's going on?
-My friends will look after you

while I take care of these two!

Now's the time
to come up with a bright idea!

I'm sorry, Cat Noir!

Max?

[Max] Sorry, Robostus,
but I can't let you execute your program!

I have to stop you!

But why did you do that?
I was going to become human, like you!

I don't want you to change!
I want you to be like you were before!

Don't you love me any more?
Aren't we friends?

If you want us to remain friends,
you've got to stop this right now!

I'm friends with Markov, not you.

I am Robostus now!

And you've betrayed me!
I don't want to be human any more.

Humans don't have a heart!

And that's exactly why I've decided
to get rid of 'em! Ha, ha, ha!

Lucky charm!

-What?
-I told you, Ladybug!

I have analysed and calculated everything.
You can't win without your lucky charm.

Grab her!

Block her in! She'll be the first to go!

Do your thing, Cat Noir!

It's down to us, Rust-o-bot!

Cataclysm!

-So predictable!
-Analyse this!

Protect Max!

Aaah!

You’re making this hard only for yourself,
Ladybug and Cat Noir.

I will always be one step ahead of you!

Speaking too soon is a human weakness,
Robostus! Cat Noir!

Really? Is that your last move?

Whoa! Aaah!

-What was that?
-That was wits and a little bit of luck.

You are wrong, Ladybug.
The game is still on.

What? Where did you get that?

No!

Error... Error... Error...

I may have made a mistake today,
but believe me, Ladybug and Cat Noir,

it won't happen again!

No more evildoing for you, little akuma.

Time to de-evilise!

Gotcha!

Bye-bye, little butterfly!

Miraculous Ladybug!

Here's your friend.

Perhaps it's best if I don't.

Everyone can feel
negative emotions sometimes.

It's important to accept that and forgive.

Follow your heart.

Max! My friend! What...

Where are we?

What's going on?

-You were akumatized.
-Akumatized?

Could you please define that word?

[laughter]

Did I say something funny?

[Ladybug and Cat Noir] Pound it!

[Marinette] Are there things
you haven't told me about yet?

-What do you want to know?
-What would happen if someone possessed

Cat Noir's ring and Ladybug's earrings,
Master?

Then the bearer could use them conjointly,
and with a special invocation,

obtain the ultimate power,
the one that shapes reality.

Ultimate power? Shape reality?

Wait. What does that mean?

Well, basically,
it can make any one wish come true.

Wow! That's amazing!
But why don't we use it, then?

We could ask for so many good things,
like end all wars or eradicate poverty,

or b*at Hawk Moth!

Universe must always stay in balance.

For every action, there is a reaction.

For every wish, a price to pay in return.

Had your robotic friend
asked to become a real boy,

someone would have lost
his humanity in return.

I hadn't thought of that.

That's why Ladybug and Cat Noir
must never lose their magic jewels.

The universe's balance is at stake.

Neither Hawk Moth nor anyone else

will ever get their hands
on the Miraculous, Master.

I promise.
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