04x12 - Super Dupers

[bunniefuu]

T's see... Trigonometry,
World History, Biology.


tonight.
You've got a lot of
homework

ng.
Phoebe, this is
homework I'm not doi


[laughs]
[locker door slams]

GIDEON:
Max, Phoebe, save me!

Save you? Why would you ask us?

ave
We don't h
any powers anymore.

Why? What have
you heard?

ds?
Can I at least use
your bodies as shiel


From what?

- BRADFORD: Gideon!
- Prin cipal Bradford.

se
He's mad becau
I co mplained

School Board
to the
about his new shorts.

th his shorts?
What's wrong
wi

should
Oh! He
always wear pants.


Ewww...


Where are you, Gideon?

n it.
I've got a dodgeball
with your name o

s a bad id ea.
Bradford being temporary
gym teacher'

Bradford being
Of course,
principal's also a bad idea.


♪ Oh, Gideon... ♪


♪ Come out to play-ay ♪


ow standin g
Gideon, I kn
up for yourself is hard,

e such
'cause you'r
a 'fraidy cat.

Forget it.
I'll hide in here.


[locker door slams]

?
Gideon, are you
in your locker


GIDEON:
Don't worry,

e to last a week.
I've got water rations
in her

Gideon.
You may have won
this round,

me tomorr ow in gym.
But you still have to
face


Hey!


When's your
leg day workout, 'bro?


[chuckling]

Your question
is your first mistake.

y is leg d ay.
Every da

yet.
- Is he gone?
- No, not

DEON: Ow!
- [locker door slams]
- GI

Phoebe,
what are you doing?


n.
I have a pla


y ahead of ya.
I'm wa

io,
Gonna cut back on card
st art focusing on the glutes.

ple, right ?
Max, a superhero's job isn't
just to save peo


It's to help people
save themselves.


So, that's what we're
gonna do for Gideon.

guring out excuses
Okay, okay. I'm just
fi


To get outta this.


PHOEBE:
[sighs]

thing.
Relax. You're not even
gonna have to do any

ll the wor k for us.
This baby is gonna
do a

denville's
And how is Hid
ugliest bracelet gonna help?

Max, you gave me this bracelet.


As a joke.

Yeah, well , Gideon doesn't know

s is just
that thi
an ordinary bracelet.


Watch.

Hey, Gideon,
come on out.

hand.
Here, take my


- GIDEON:
Oh!

g to give you.
Gideon, I have
somethin

a special bracelet
This is

strength
th at always used to give me
a little bit of extra


When I was a superhero.


I think it'll do
the same for you.


Wow, I kind of
feel stronger.

ook stronger?
Do I l
PHOEBE: Hm?

ing?
How come you're
not answer

u speechle ss?
Has my strength rendered
yo


The point is now
you'll be able to face

dodgeball s
Bradford's
without fear tomorrow.

- Thanks, Boo.
No problem, justa-friend.

- Do you really think
that bracelet's gonna work?


Hey, it was either that

or giv e him the ugly
shirt you're wearing.

You gave m e this shirt.

Yeah. As a joke.



♪

,
All right, guys,
I want a clean match

t for everybody.
Or time ou


[whistle shrills]

Rock,
NORA & BILLY:
paper, laser, sh**t!


- [laser zapping]
- Ow!

I've got a good feeling
about this next round.


NORA & BIL LY: Rock, paper, laser, sh**t!


- [laser zapping]
- Ow!

I've got a good feeling
about this next round.


NORA & BILLY: Rock,
paper, laser, shoo-

hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey,

lutely not.
Abso

broken eno ugh stuff
Yeah, you guys have

around this house
with that game.

rue.
That's not t

tside the house, too.
We've broken stuff
ou

No more rock, paper, laser.

Sorry, guys,
but them's the rules.

of the movie we're about to see.
Mmm, that's also the name


"The m's the Rules"
starring Vin Diesel

Jebediah Rules.
As


"A frontier dentist

han he can chew."
who always bites off
more t


They lost me after...


All of those words.

be late.
We're gonna

Uh, kids, we ordered
you a pizza.


Thunder couple, away!


[loud thud]

[plaster splattering]

o...
There they g

e doing a loop...
they'r

lly
and we are officia
free to keep playing...


Game on!


feeling about this next round.
Okay. But I've got a good


FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!


Pizza Delivery approaching.


NORA & BILLY: Rock,
paper, laser, sh**t!

[zapping]
- [laser
- [monitor sizzling]

Rock, pape r, later...

[whooshing]


:
BOTH
This is bad.

thunder monitor.
Jinx. You owe me
a new


Seriously, if you
have an extra one,

is the ti me
this
to speak up.


[electrical zapping]

gym rats, I know
All right,
what you're all thinking.

r!
That your shorts
got shorte


- STUDENTS:
[laughing]


No, you're thinking,

what's he got
behind the sheet?


The rest of your shorts?


No!

enovski !
I give you
the Dodg

[chuckling]

players.
They use this to train
Russian dodgeball


I use it to hurt people.


That looks really
expensive.

lt was.

s been cancelled.
PS, class trip to DC
ha

or...?
You think his mother
never hugged him


Now, who should
I try it on?


Let's see,
which one of you

he School
called t
Board on me?

horts?
About my s


Gideon, get over here!

to mourn me.
Phoebe, take as long as
you need


But I want you
to move on.


Remember, Gideon,
that bracelet will give you


all the strength you
need to get through this.

s me stren gth,
The bracelet
give

the bracelet gives
me strength,


the bracelet
gives me strength.

backing d own.
Watch, Max, he's goin' out
there, not

the first step in Gideon
It's
standing up for himself.

dicine?
What's step two? Picking
up his spleen me

for my legs.
Gideon, this is


They deserve to be seen.

[contraption fires]
-
- [dodgeball bounces]

got to
Aw, sh**t, I for
turn on the laser sight.

isn't it?
The red dot's on me,

Not with the bracelet.
Believe!

[ball bounc es]
- [contraption fires]
- [dodge

[]
- [contraption fires]
- [dodgeball bounces


e? It's working.
- Se
- No, I'm working.

- [contraption fires]
- [dodgeball bounces]


- [contraption fires]
- [dodgeball bounces]


- [contraption fires]
- [dodgeball bounces]


Max, you're taking
this too far.

s.
You should stop before
something bad happen

[contraption whines]

[ontraption fires]
[c
[dodgeball bounces]

racelet
This b
gave me superpowers!

- Yeah, like that.
Oh, you mean like that.


♪


♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪


t right in ♪
♪ We fi


♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

lives ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our

♪ Just like all the rest ♪


♪ A picture
perfect family ♪


♪ Is what we try to be ♪

see ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might

crazy thi ngs we do ♪
♪ The

♪ This isn't
make believe ♪


♪ It's our reality ♪

amily ♪
♪ Just your average f

normal
♪ Trying to be
an d stay out of trouble ♪


♪ Livin' a double life ♪♪♪

Max, it's all your fault.


Hey! Don't blame me
for something I
did.

I just wanted to help Gide
co nfidence by lying to him,
on's

not make him
he has superpowers.
think

And I didn't wanna
do any of th
is.

But you
blah, blah, blah,
were all,

help people he
PHOEBE: [sighs]
lp themselves.

Okay, Max, just please
do me a favo
r

and don't use your
telekine
sis on him anymore.

He's a smart guy.


I'm sure by now,
he realizes

he doesn't actually
have superpowers.

GIDEON: Behold,
my superpowers!


- What I meant w
going to do anything stupid.
as he's no t

With
I can flip off this ledge
my power bracelet,

ngle super-bone.
without breaking
a si


What I meant was-

ing things.
- Stop predict


PHOEBE:
[powers whooshing]

STUDENTS:
[gasping]


upposed to do?
What was I s
He was gonna hurt himself.


Well, yeah, but it
was gonna be funny.


We've gotta get
that bracelet back,

s superpowers,
or Gideon's gonna keep
thinking he ha


And put himself in danger.

bracelet- -
Hey, Gideon, um, look,
about that


It's incredible!

Ever since I put it on,

l these amazing things.
I've been able to do
al


I'm so glad
you like it.


Now give it back.


Are you kidding me?

This thing 's
never coming off.

it to my w rist.
I glued

to his underwear
He does the same
thing


to keep from
gettin' wedgies.

osing
No way I'm l
my superpowers now.

powers
Okay, but Gideon,
can be dangerous, okay?

u should leave that stuff
Yo
to the real superheroes.


I guess you're right.


hy I will become
Which is w
a real superhero.

at's
Yeah, th
a good joke.

se be a joke.
Oh, plea


From now on,
call me "The Giddler,"

ftops.
watching over the city
from the roo

"?
You're gonna be
"The Giddler on the Roof


MAX:
[laughs]

sly hurt.
But, Gideon, you could
get seriou

I feel no pain.


Giddler, away!


Well, the good news
is his confidence level


ls at an all-time high.

d news?
Yeah? The ba

off the r oof.
He's probably gonna
fall

- The thunder monitor's
been broken for a day


and you're just
calling me now?

Well, I fixed it, but Nora has concerns.

d you
President Kickbutt, di
do something new with your hai?


We have to fix this

e it.
before Mom and Dad
come home and se

Do you think
you can help us?


Don't ask me,
ask my jingle.

y ♪
♪ When you're in a hurry,
don't you worr


♪ Call the Furry Fix-It ♪

e you done ?
Ar

n,
♪ If it's broke
I'm not jokin' ♪


♪ I will come and fix it ♪

F-i-x-i-t ♪
♪

♪ I w ill fix it ♪♪♪
[sustained]


So, can you fix it?

- [sighing]

Let's just talk
about my price.


What do you want?


All I can eat
Italian gelato.


Deal .

Kids, we're home.

no, we can 't let Mom
Oh,
and Dad come in the living room.


[back door closes]

- Hey, Mom and Dad!

t you guys
Uh, I though
just went to go see a movie.

s"
"Them's the Rule

cond day I n a row.
was sold out for
the se

ere must be somewhere in
Th
the world where we can see it.


t's ask
Well, le
the thunder monitor.


Thunder monitor
No, don't go in there!


What? Why not?

on't
Because... you guys d
ne ed to go see a movie,

act
when Billy and I can
it out right here for you,


Not in the living room.


Yeah, we've read
all of the books.

.
Our story begins with
a man named Jebediah



- Kids, I don't think...
- Shhhh!

It's sta rting.
It's starting.

filled
Jebediah, you may have
the cavity in my tooth,

ll never f ill
but you wi
the cavity in this town's heart.

ntist put
Why would a de
braces on a talking horse?

told him to, Barb.
Because the aliens


Pay attention.

- COLOSSO:
And done!

- Was that Colosso?
- Yep.


happily ever after.
Anyway, they all lived


The end.
Oh, no, no, no, no!


That can't be the end.

Did the talking horse
find its floss?


Did Abraham Lincoln
find his toothbrush?

- Guess you'll have
to read the books.

great idea.
Oh,
Barb, to the library!

on Colosso.
- [door closes]
- Let's go check

t.
Colosso, you fixed I


That's right.
Now, everybody...

♪ F-i-x -i-t ♪
ALL:

♪ I will fix... ♪

[
]
♪ It ♪♪♪
[sustained


[e lectrical zapping]

sting.
Oh, that was exhau

day trying to
We spent all
keep the Giddler on the Roof

e Pancake on the Sidewalk.
from becoming
th

My hand is so sore
from using telekinesis.

Ow! Tele-cramp!


[blowing frosty air]

th
Okay, at least we have
time to catch our brea

since Gideon never misses
his Hip Hop dance class.


Gideon takes
Hip Hop dance class?


He teaches it.

come up with a plan
Okay, we've gotta

without Gideon knowing.
To get that bracelet back

evil,
[scoffs]
If I were still

I'd just r ip it right
off his dainty wrist.


Wait a sec.

that's it !
Max,

back to being evil?
You want me to go

s gonna
Colosso'
be so happy.

ains,
We should just disguise
ourselves as supervill

elet
and steal the brac
of f his wrist.


I'm in.

If I get to pick
out the villain outfits.

. Just don't
Sure
make me look ridiculous.

ramp!
[squeaks]
Ow! Tele-c

Too late. You
look totally ridi...


[blowing frosty air]
Ow! Tele-cramp!

[air]
BOTH:
[blowing frosty


Colosso, that's
your th bowl of gelato.

Oh, are we stating the obvious?


Here's one...

.
lasers always
win, dummy


- Is that true, Nora?

- Uh...

r
I'm so glad the thunde
monito r's fixed.

[ping]
[monitor bee

vating "Pa rty Mode."
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Acti

[loud dance music
playing]


♪


That's weird.

Thunder monitor,
turn off.


FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!


[noisemaker tooting]

Colosso,
it's still broken.


Uh... who's up
for a dance party?

know I am.
You

Party over here!

[loud dance music
continues playing]


[record scratches]


d it.
Colosso, you said
you fixe

s a perfec tly
There'
good explanation for that.

d gelato ♪
♪ Here's my motto,
I just wante

I never really
♪
fixed it ♪♪♪


[monitor beeping]

."
FE MALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Activating "Heavy Metal Mode


[heavy metal
music playing]


♪

What's goi n' on?

This is my kind
of music, baby!


Thun der monitor,
stop the music!


FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Activating "Heat Mode."



[electrical hum]

ing.
My gelato-it's melt


Melting!

ll save it.
Don't worry.
I'


See ya.
[whooshing]


COLOSSO:
Noo-o-o-o!

member,
Re
we know nothing.

y is this happening?
Wh

s"
Yeah, why "I
this happening?

Why's the thunder
monito r doing that?

Yeah, why "is" the thunder
monitor doing that?


Why are you repeating
everythi ng we're saying?

you're sa ying?
Yeah, why "is" we repeating
everything


♪

cking out the outfits.
You haven't even thanked me
for pi

n
Who are we eve
supposed to be?

The Evil Snorkeler
and the Evil Donut.


Okay, so you just
took a costume


and added
the word "evil" to it?


It's not just
for the costumes.


It works for anything.

Uh...
See?

hockey stick,
the "evil"


"evil" basketball,

ht now.
"evil" look you're givin'
me rig

r anonymou s tip,
Okay, if Gideon got
ou

he'll be here any minute


ng villains.
looking for two
equipment-steali


So, let's just
grab something.

here,
Stop right t
evildoers.

per-booger .
He looks like
a su

- Put down those
sporting goods,

eel my wrath.
Or f

-oh, looks like our plan
- [fake British accent]
Uh


is under water.
[chuckles]


You do sound ridiculous.


[highpitched]
"Donut" try to stop us,

with kicks.
or we will sprinkle
you


Go, go, Giddler!

il...
- You're no match for the ev
- Ch eese string!

BE:
MAX & PHOE
[gasping]


MAX: Evil disguises
was your idea.

BE: Oh! Oh !
- PHOE
- MAX: Get off me!

I caught the villains.

the school principal.
Now to alert


Giddy-up!

[accent]
[fake British
Foiled by the Giddler.

way...
Now there's only one
Relax! We failed.

[nting]
PHOEBE & MAX:
[gru


Stupid donut goggles !

St upid goggles goggles!

y, if you break those,
He
I wi ll never get my deposit bak


from Pacific Joe's
Scuba and Donut Shack.



Focus on getting
the bracelet back, okay?


ains".
Gideon just defeated
two "supervill


xt. Knows what kind of danger
he's gonna put himself in ne


r
BRADFORD: This bette
be good, G ideon!

[powers whoo shing]
- Quick, our disguises!
- BOTH:

eve
I can't beli
what I'm seeing-

ing.
which is a gym
full of noth

!
There's no villains
here, Gideon

after school
Ugh, his
shorts are even shorter.

is telli ng me
Hm, my Giddy sense

r there,
they're no longe

so, they must be...


Somewhere.

nse is say ing...
Hm, well, my Bradford
se

you're an idiot!



All right, let's get
back into our disguises


let before they leave.
and go down there and steal
that brace


Okay, it might
take a while.


♪


Hurr y up and fix it, Hank.
I'm sweating.


Oh, you're sweating?


My body is crying.


[monitor beeping]


vating "Howler Monkey Mode."
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Acti

pitched
[high
screeching]

e?
- Why is this even a mod
- [m onitor beeping]

ICE:
FEMALE COMPUTER VO
Acti vating "Yodel Mode."

ee-ay ♪
MAN:
♪ Yodelay-

♪ Yodel-ay-ee-oh ♪


Ahhhh! Bring back
the howler monkey!

"
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Activating "Wind Mode.


[wind gusting]

- Hank, what is wrong
with the thunder monitor?!


I can't take this anymore!

rry, Barb,
So
I can't fix it,

if I don't know
what's broken!

our life n ow!
This is
[wind continues gusting]

his!
Billy, we have
to end t

g!
But I just got
my kite goin


[wind continues gusting]

der monitor
Mom, Dad, we broke
the thun

playing "Rock,
Paper, Laser!"

d it?!
You lasere

g
Are you yellin
because of the noise,

or bec ause you're
incredibly mad at us?!


[wind continues gusting]


kids!
I can't believe you

ground t hem later!
Hank, we'll... we'll

fix it!
They told you what happened!
Just

ard,
They probably lasered
the circuit bo

ker,
probably,
and hit the brea


and then crossed it
with this thing, and...



BARB:
Oh!

[g, cheering]
ALL:
[laughin

- NORA:
All right, Dad!

tor's fixe d.
Thank goodness
the thunder moni


Now back to
your punishment.

- Remember what
Jebediah said.

your young 'uns break
"If
the thunder monitor,


You show 'em mercy."

Oh , my gosh, Barb,
they made it all up!

I knew Bil ly reading a book was too good to be true.


The villains are here.
I know it.


That's right.
Keep looking...

so y ou won't see
this comin'.


MAX:
Ready to roll.

Okay, we're gonna need
to very carefully

own and...
lower each other d

- Ah! Tele-cramp!
- PHOEBE: [gasps]

[eavy thud]
[h

Yes! I told you
they were somewhere.

, go, Gidd ler, again!
Go

[music]
[dramatic


What? No! You can't
take my power bracelet!

ing.
I'm the Evil Snorkeler.
I can do anyth

s!
[highpitched voice]
You stay outta thi


Yeah. No. Totally.

him.
I'm not stickin'
my neck out for


Ah! My arm hair!

t,
I've got I
Evil Donut. Let's go!

- Give me back
my girlfriend's bracelet!

guys never really dated.
[highpitched] I'm pretty sure
you

for this!
BRADFORD: Gideon,
you're gonna pay

oebe, wait!
Oh, Ph

y and you' re right.
Oh, I know what you're
gonna sa

We should go back
to hel p Gideon.

say I need
No. I was gonna
to take these flippers off


So I can run faster.


You saw Bradford.

sh**t Gid eon
He's gonna
with dodgeballs any minute.

, curse yo ur
Oh
jellyfilled logic!


Let's go before
he gets Bostoncreamed.


- Turn it off.
- I can't.


Any last words?

- Yeah! Enough!

ared of you.
I'm not sc

ding up fo r himself.
Look, Gideon's finally
stan


I may have lost
my power bracelet,

but it left me
with another power...


Self-confidence!

[laughing]

You're the worst!


The point is...

ut your sh orts.
I'll never take back what
I said abo

weird.
They're gross and

[]
[gasping


o choice.
Then you leave
me n

[fires]
Dodgenovski, fire!
[contraption


GIDEON:
[groans]

him now.
Ooh, that dodgeball
is a part of


But, Max, look!


[grunts]

I caught I t...

which means you're out!

ADFORD:
BR
[yelping]

[ghing]
[lau

ed!
You miss

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

[traption fires]
Ahhhhhh!
[con

!
BRADFORD:
Oh

- Ahhhhhhh!
Oh! Oh!

My legs!
[contraption fires]

ul legs!
Oh! My beautif

[repeatedly]
[contraption
f*ring


Oh, my legs!
[sobbing]

Oh, I've got to
get in on this.

Me, too.

BR ADFORD:
Oh! Oh, no!

[dodgeballs thudding]

Oh!
BRADFORD:
Oh!

Where are all
these balls coming from!


DEON:
GI
[laughing]

se!
BRADFORD:
Oh, plea