Oh!
And splash.
Oh, God.
Holy--
I do not mean to laugh,
but there was no way
that that was going to work
and I loved that she tried it.
If you’re not laughing
at home, you’re not alive.
No!
Welcome to the star-studded
return of ""Wipeout.""
Oh, yeah.
The Big Balls are back, baby.
Talking about the course
this time.
I’m Nicole Byer.
And I’m John Cena.
We’ll be your guides
as we reintroduce you
to the most insane
competition show known to man.
Oh!
I only like
to see people succeed.
Just kidding.
Olé!
Each week, teams of two
will enter our wild crazy
qualifier course.
Oh, you look beautiful
when you fall.
The six teams with
the best time will move on
in the frenetic free for all
known as the gauntlet.
Ahh!
Oh!
And finally, the fastest
two teams will go head to head
in an epic battle
to conquer
the most challenging
Wipeout Zone in history.
This is the greatest thing
I’ve ever seen
in my entire life!
Two teams enter,
but only one will win
the cool $25,000 prize.
Truly anybody’s game.
Welcome back, America,
to "Wipeout"!
Welcome to the big return
of "Wipeout,"
and we guarantee this season
is our ballsiest one yet.
Hello, America, I’m "Wipeout"
and welcome to John Cena.
John, I think you mixed up
your line a little.
No, I didn’t.
I just read what’s exactly
on the prompter.
Who would have thought
25,000 teams all competing
for a grand prize of $10.
It’s $25,000.
John, I think that prompter
might be messing with you.
They love me
in the control room.
I mean, if you say so.
I smell like cheese,
and on that note,
let’s take a look
at my butt from space.
Our teams will face
the qualifier today,
a five-part obstacle course
behemoth.
First, you’ll have to try
to avoid getting smacked
around in our Wallop Wall.
Then they’ll need to avoid
getting swept up
by our rotating pegs
at the Spin Cycle.
Next up a "Wipeout" classic.
The Big Balls.
Make it across and grab
Smallsy for a $250 bonus.
After that,
it’s the Body Blender.
Jump the hurdles or
get cut down in the process.
And finally, the players end
with a swinging
and swing Jigglelator
before a final leap
to the finished platform.
The six fastest teams
to finish
the qualifier make it through
to the next round.
Now, let’s get down to the
field where our very own
Camille Kostek
has the inside scoop.
John, Nicole, these teams
look ready to wipe.
Great, mosquitoes
on the course again.
You’d think after four
fumigations we would have--
No, this is
Kaitlyn and Gugu,
Team Doubles Trouble.
They’re pro tennis players.
Oh, that makes sense.
So you guys probably have
a lot of tennis stories?
I body doubled for Emma Stone
in the "Battle of the Sexes."
A lot of those tennis players
have those
big grunts out there.
Do you guys have any sounds
we’re gonna be hearing
out in the course?
Ahh!
I made the same noise
when my ex posted
his engagement photos.
Well, here’s Doubles Trouble
up to the Wallop Wall.
Shh!
John, they are tennis players.
You gotta keep
your voice down.
Oh, right.
Their quick tennis reflexes
should give them
the advantage here.
Oh, the Wallop Wall serves
Kaitlyn with a quick forehand.
Hey, turns out
tennis players grunt
when they get hit too.
Now here’s
Kaitlyn’s doubles partner,
Gugu.
Let’s go, Gugu!
Might we have put that
Nutcracker there
to slow her down?
We wouldn’t do that.
Oh!
Ooh, she got served, John.
Nice backspin action
on the fall though.
Let’s see if Kaitlyn can get
on the board here.
Here comes the Body Blender.
Well, the qualifier
has the advantage so far,
but Doubles Trouble is
still moving at a good pace.
They very well may live to
play another "Wipeout" set.
Now, from pro athletes
to dope-ass beats.
You got this, Chris.
These two musical lovebirds,
Chris and Symone,
call themselves
Romance & Beats
or R&B for short.
Get it, Nicole? R&B?
No, John,
please enlighten me.
Right.
The music industry
is so competitive these days.
Let’s see if Chris
has more luck
breaking through
all those Big Balls.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh!
Ah, the Motivator
Hammer Time.
Not quite R&B,
but still takes me back.
Well, Chris took the hammer
to the back right there.
Let’s hear something
more contemporary.
Skip.
Ooh, this sets the mood
quicker than that last
Drake album and a soy candle.
Here’s Chris
on the Body Blender.
I could definitely do
some body blending to this.
He sets his eyes
on the hoop and--ooh.
Performance issues.
Ugh, what a mood k*ller.
Y’all trying to wipe us out
for real.
Skip. Okay.
Here’s Simone getting jiggy
on the Jigglelator.
Getting jiggy
is so last century.
Let’s get ratchet!
Champagne is flying
on the dance floor.
It went in my mouth.
Ooh, more where
that came from.
Aww!
Or just dive right in.
Yes, girl, looking beautiful
even after a little
"Wipeout" course.
We’ll see if the b*at goes
on for team R&B as they finish
with a time
of 8 minutes and 4 seconds.
Up next, we’ve got
the Feisty Fashionistas,
Jacquis and Marquis.
Work it.
Yas.
Now, you’re on the beach
watching the sunset.
Now, you see a shark.
Now, the shark’s
eating another shark.
Yas, queens!
You got the glaze over look.
Laser-focus.
Nothing else matters.
He’s Marquis strutting
his stuff on the Wallop Wall.
Ooh.
Unless they do the qualifier
catwalk a little faster,
they might not make it
to the next round.
Love the muddy chic
look though.
Slay!
Give those Big Balls
what they deserve.
Well, the course has been
really roughing
people up today.
It could use some good PR.
Thankfully, we’ve got
our Public Relations team,
Kara and Kenzie here.
Ow!
You just gotta figure out
a way to spin that wipeout.
How about this?
Perfect.
You got it.
The Jigglelator always
gets a bad rep.
It had a rough childhood.
People need to
cut it some slack.
Make that jump. You got it.
Ah, so close.
That one’s gonna be tough.
Any ideas?
Hmm. Give me a sec.
Not entirely dishonest.
Team Public Relations finishes
with a time of 7 minutes
and 34 seconds,
enough to put them
in second place for now.
We’ll see if the story
changes though.
Up next, we’ve got
co-workers Niomi
and Jamal, aka Brains & Brawn.
You got this, nerd.
Assuming he’s not
the brains.
And assuming
she’s not the brawn. Ouch.
Oh, my God.
I’m Jamal.
And I’m Niomi.
And together we are--
Brains.
And Brawn.
So I’m a self-proclaimed
nerd.
My first book that I read
in full was the dictionary
when I was 7 1/2, so...
I’m a jock. I actually think
we’d be the perfect team
because I have
the head-on approach
and, you know,
she can analyze it
and kind of come up
with a strategy for us.
I wish I was that excited,
but it doesn’t look like
it’ll be a good time for me.
Ah, yes,
the age-old question.
Are brains or brawn
more important in "Wipeout"?
Like, John Cena?
Oh, God.
It sure is, my friend.
Hello, there’s another phase
here too.
I can see why
he’s not the brains.
Jamal jumps
into the Spin Cycle
and he gets past
the Cena spinner
but Nicole knocks him down.
Boom. Who’s the strong
one now, sucker?
This is my house.
Well, it looks like brains
might just prove to be
more helpful
than brawn on the course.
And in life.
Not sure how you slipped
through the cracks, Cena.
Rude.
I could see her doing
the calculations in her head.
Ooh!
Oh, man!
But our smarty-pants
doesn’t know
how stairs work apparently.
She just found a faster way
down them, John?
Don’t question genius.
Well, Brains & Brawn didn’t
put their strengths
on full display
in the qualifier,
but they’re hoping
with a time of 8 minutes
and 51 seconds,
that’ll keep them in the game.
How’d the calculating go?
Not so great.
And how’d the muscles
work out for you?
Not great, not great.
That was terrible.
There’s more qualifier
to come.
And then it’s time
for the gauntlet.
Oh!
Oh, I’m dizzy.
But they will all compete to
take home the $25,000 prize.
Then it’s the mother
of all obstacle courses.
If you’re gonna wipeout hard,
you’re in the Wipeout Zone.
Oh, my goodness.
Dang!
I don’t wanna hear about you
licking yourself.
Yes, you do.
You’re right, I do.
So do you, America.
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
I would say by far, Brawn,
you gotta have big, big balls.
That’s what
"Wipeout" is all about.
I mean, I don’t really
have brains or brawn.
I’m just like, adorable.
Welcome back.
The next "Wipeout" qualifying
round is just moments away.
And if you ask me
it’s gonna be
even better than the last one.
Don’t set their expectations
too high, Nicole.
What if we don’t deliver?
Us? Not delivering?
Well, that’s a good one, John.
Let’s head back to the course.
First up.
Kat and Kal aka Uno’s Parents.
Yeah!
All for one.
And all for Uno.
O-M-G! The Uno?
The most adorable
one-eared cat on TikTok?
Be good.
Don’t scratch up my bed.
We talked about this.
Hi, I’m Kat.
I’m Kal.
And we are Uno’s Parents.
Meow.
Uno is my one-eared cat I’ve
owned for the last five years.
Uno has 1.8 million followers.
He does get brand deals
so he does make money.
If Kal and I don’t win,
Uno will leave us and he will
not have trouble replacing us.
Kat definitely loves Uno
more than me.
He’s the best thing
that’s ever happened to me.
You’re second.
It really is amazing
who becomes famous these days.
It’s true, John.
I recorded my nephew
opening a toy once
and now he’s my boss.
Wow, Kal with a nice
recovery on the Big Balls
and knocked off Smallsy
for the $250 Big Ball bonus.
And an unnecessary backflip
for good measure.
What a try-hard.
He just can’t compete
with Uno.
You’re making Uno proud.
I smell like Uno’s litter box.
Speaking of Uno,
let’s take a live look
at the little guy
watching from home.
Ugh.
As long as it’s over video,
I’m not technically violating
the restraining order.
There’s the cat of the hour.
Ooh, I love you, Uno.
Sorry for sending
those weird pics.
I just thought it was fun
that we both use litter boxes.
After that nice
Big Ball run,
let’s see if Kal can score
some more points
with his lady.
He should quit
while he’s ahead.
The Jigglelator doesn’t
exactly show people
in the best light.
Looks like Uno’s puke.
Uno is gonna be so proud.
Oh, not after he sees that.
Still
the time of 7 minutes
and 16 seconds puts
Uno’s Parents in second place,
locking them in for a date
with the gauntlet.
Love you, Uno.
Meow.
Oh, this is just so fun.
I’m surprised you didn’t just
pop ’em all yet.
Up next.
The Bubble Wrap Buddies,
Hannah and Justin.
Clearly, these two clumsy
cousins came prepared.
Wrapping it up
before entering the course.
How very responsible of them.
Can I just
pop a few more bubbles?
This is just like
my childhood
minus the weird people
wrapped in bubble wrap.
This "Eyes Wide Shut" sequel
is very strange.
I’m just kidding.
Can clumsy Justin get all
four of our Big Balls?
Ow!
Nope.
Man, I just had
your assistant
wash the Big Balls too.
Enjoying yourself, Nicole?
Just de-stressing, John.
I thought I’d give our viewers
a relaxing ASMR experience.
Oh, is it working?
Not quite.
Good thing our course
has so many calming noises.
Like, a peaceful sound
of a projecting obstacle
against the face.
Doesn’t that just send
a chill down your spine?
Or the squeaking of
the multiple door hinge.
We can increase them
as we like it.
Rubber against the skin.
And of course, the soothing
sound of slime splat.
Even those won’t sound
nice together.
Slime splat. Slime splat.
Slime splat.
How do you feel, John?
Like a new man.
Good, ’cause old John
was really stressing me out.
Let’s meet our next team.
Next up.
Flamenco Cousins,
Kailani and Sophia.
Okay, okay, okay.
Mm, now, I’m dizzy.
I’m Kailani.
And I’m Sophia.
And we are--
The Flamenco Cousins.
We are cousins.
More like sisters.
Ole!
We argue and bicker,
but at the end of the day,
we love each other.
We’re gonna try
to work together.
Communication is key.
No interrupting.
You just interrupted me.
I--
Um--
I think that being dancers we
have a little bit of advantage
because obviously
our light strength is strong
and we’ve been trained
with our core.
That was money. Good job.
It’s a little hard for me,
but it’s fine.
Here’s Sophia
on the Body Blender.
Hey, Nicole, I ever tell you
about my dance theater days?
Save them for your memoir,
John.
Oh, fudge.
Impressive.
Most people need
a dance partner to do a dip.
Olé. Olé.
Olé, olé, olé.
No, go!
Kailani with quick feet gets
over the Body Blender bar.
Jump over.
Now, the bar comes back
for a second dance.
Ooh, prima ballerina
goes down.
But did you see
that pirouette, John?
That might be the prettiest
wipeout I’ve ever seen.
You’re sure that’s flamenco,
Camille?
Oh, I thought you guys said
flamingo dancing.
Oh, that’s wrong?
Unless there’s
a pole involved,
I’m the wrong person to ask.
Here’s Sophia
on the Jigglelator.
It’s so wet!
Oh, here’s the blow dryer.
Oops. Wrong button.
Oh, my God,
that’s like mustard.
Okay, here you go, sweetie.
Nope, that’s not
the one either.
Oh, it got in my ear.
Look, Ballerina Grande.
I’m trying to help.
She might not need it,
Nicole.
Sophia has made it to
the landing of the staircase.
Now, tries to set her feet
and--ooh, takes a tumble
down the stairs.
Don’t be embarrassed.
We’ve all fallen down
the staircase trying to dance.
I was doing this.
Is that wrong?
That’s--
Really?
That’s flamenco like this.
You do flowers.
Oh! Well, you guys,
keep doing our dance right now
because congratulations, you’re
moving on to the gauntlet!
With a time of 7 minutes
and 56 seconds,
the Flamenco Cousins
will get a chance
to dance with the gauntlet.
Joining them will be the top
seed top spinners
Doubles Trouble,
the team with Uno’s parents,
Uno’s Parents,
Team Public Relations,
Romance & Beats,
and just squeaking through,
the smart and swollen
Brains & Brawn.
The quest for the $25,000
continues on in the gauntlet.
What do I do?
On the behind the scenes
interviews and like,
oh, you know,
was the fight strenuous?
I’m like, I don’t know.
Ask my double.
Welcome back
to "Wipeout," America.
Wow, today’s qualifier
was so good.
Makes me feel like
a kid again.
Oh, John, that’s so cute.
Not really. I have that
Benjamin Button disease.
I was a very wrinkly child.
You wanna see a pic?
Oh, I sure don’t,
but I do wanna see
what’s in store for our teams
in this next round.
The gauntlet.
The gauntlet will be done
in two heats.
Each heat, three teams
competing at the same time
will be practically
climbing over one another
starting at the Carous-Hell.
Then it’s a foot race
through the disgusting mud
pits and slippery slopes
of the Messy Mile.
And finally, the Pummel Pool
where the choice
between
the revolving French Fries
and the giant
spinning lollipop
could make or break it all.
The first team to have both
members cross the finish line
moves on
to the Wipeout Zone.
The teams competing
in the first heat
are tennis champs
Doubles Trouble in purple.
I don’t know
what I’m gonna grab.
The Flamenco Cousins in pink
because of all the shrimp
they eat.
They’re not flamingos,
Nicole.
We’ve established this.
And opposite office mates
Brains & Brawn in yellow.
And then when you land there,
I’m gonna--I’m gonna do my best
to meet you there.
Let’s get all up
in that gauntlet.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Heat one is a go.
Holy shnolly.
Holy shnolly.
Jamal from Brains & Brawn
shows off that muscle early
and lands the propeller.
That is one dense dude.
His team just barely
squeaked by past the qualifier
so he’s looking
to get a head start.
Flamenco Cousin Sophia
starts off on the wrong foot.
But Kaitlyn Doubles Trouble
has no trouble acing it there.
Get the wrecking ball.
The wrecking wall?
It’s actually called
the dangler
because
it dangles like a uvula.
John, this is a family show!
Now, Kaitlyn takes a hit
from the Sweeper,
but successfully
makes it across.
Doubles Trouble was the
fastest team in the qualifier,
and are off to a good start
in the gauntlet.
Flamenco Cousins Sophia
successfully tangos
with the propeller.
She did it.
And Kailani makes it too.
The Flamenco Cousins
are finding their rhythm.
C’mon, Gugu. Be brave.
She fell off faster
than Andre Agassi’s hair.
You got it.
Now,
dancing the Carous-Hell,
the Flamenco Cousins.
Totally in sync
on the platform up there.
Floating ever so gracefully.
Ooh.
You got it.
Kailani delicately plants
those light baby feet
on the platform, but no,
her routine
is not finished yet.
She lets her dance partner
share the limelight.
Ouch.
Oh, my God.
They look like angels
up there, John.
Now, the dismount.
Holy.
Just lovely.
And in a bold final move,
Kailani ends the routine
back where she started.
Oh, marvelous.
How did you get back here?
I don’t know how I got back.
Bravo, ladies. Bravo.
You know that sets them back
a lot, right?
It’s called art, John.
That just looks like fun.
I wanna do that.
Well, tennis pro Gugu
finally makes it
onto the propeller
and she wins the match.
Yeah!
Grab it.
Looks like Kailani realized
it’s best to move forwards
and not backwards.
It was art.
And she makes it
and the Flamenco Cousins
are off the Messy Mile...
No, wait.
If Kaitlyn lets them
through.
It’s those tennis instincts.
She doesn’t like
letting anything past her.
Gugu gets backhanded
by the Sweeper bar.
Keep your feet there.
There you go and let go.
Let go.
You need to grip.
You’re good. C’mon.
And despite
those tennis shoes
slipping on the platform,
Doubles Trouble is advancing.
Sophia and Kailani
need to pick up the pace.
They don’t want
the tennis stars to catch up.
Talk about dirty dancing.
Ah, "Havana Nights."
Great movie.
No, the first one.
There was a first one?
Here’s Jamal giving
the Carous-Hell another try.
Oh!
I swear if he breaks one
of our obstacles...
Thank God. Finally.
And the brawny man makes it.
You’re the brawns
and I’m the brains.
Whoo.
Now I have to go.
That would be smart.
Down at the end
of the Messy Mile,
Doubles Trouble has caught up
to the Flamenco Cousins
on Mount Wipeout.
There is a line
at Mount Wipeout.
It is a very popular tourist
attraction here.
Got one leg up. There you go.
Just knee by knee.
Both teams are
racing up the mountain.
It’s neck and neck.
I count four necks, John.
Fine. Neck and neck
and neck and neck.
And Doubles Trouble
is the first team
to drop into the final leg
of the course.
The Pummel Pool
with the Flamenco Cousins
on their tail.
Tennis pro Kaitlyn is ready
to put some top spin
on a pink ball.
Now, she plays some
tippy table tennis.
Success!
Can her partner Gugu
return the serve?
There’s one.
There’s two.
And she does it.
Doubles Trouble
has a rally going.
But the Flamenco Cousins
are right behind
ready to outshine them
at the ball.
Careful. Careful.
Now Kailani is dancing
on top of the table.
This early in the night?
Ooh, I like her style.
Oh, no, she’s got off
the side of the landing.
Checking in with
Team Brains & Brawn.
It’s really easy
to hang onto it.
I’m just really--
I’m really scared.
Will Niomi make the jump?
Looks like she’s crunching
the numbers.
Oh, no.
I think she forgot
to carry the one.
I do that all the time.
This is why
I like video games.
I feel like
they’re so much easier.
Back at the Pummel Pool,
Sophia lands
on the tippy table.
Can she use her superior
balance to make it across?
She’s so tiny.
The tippy table barely tipped.
Oh, that’s fast.
Gugu’s sizing up the Fries.
And they spin so fast, they
blow her off the platform.
Kailani makes a move
for the lollipop.
She’s on, but can she hold on?
Use your arms, use your arms.
Pull yourself up.
Now, Gugu jumps on
and she and Kailani
are playing a little game
a lollipop chicken.
Don’t get me hungry, John.
While
Doubles Trouble Kaitlyn
manages to rally
right through the Fries.
Good job, good job.
Kaitlyn’s making a push
to the finish ramp.
There you go.
And she makes it.
Now, Kaitlyn just needs her
Doubles partner Gugu
to join her, and these two
are Wipeout Zone bound.
Send you guys off.
There you go, Gugu!
Gugu making her move.
But she bounces off
the platform.
Meanwhile, Flamenco Sophia
maneuvering through the Fries
and she makes it.
Holy.
This is the leap of faith
right to the winner’s circle.
Can this daring dancer
make it to the finish?
Yes, she can.
And she invents a new dance
move in the process.
And now both the Flamenco
Cousins and Doubles Trouble
have a team with a member
in the winner’s circle.
Gugu, go for the Fry again.
C’mon, Kailani.
You just jump off and slide.
Oh, so now they’re experts
all of a sudden?
Gugu switches up
her strategy
and moves to the Fries.
Let’s see if it pays off.
Yes!
And it does.
She makes it through.
Great job, Gugu.
Kailani looks like she’s
making a move on the lolly,
but she’d better
get the step in
because Gugu’s
the final pink ball.
And there it is.
Gugu slides down
the finish ramp
and Doubles Trouble
takes heat one.
Kaitlyn and Gugu,
congratulations.
I’m sending you guys straight
into the Wipeout Zone.
You’re one step closer
to that $25,000.
How do you guys feel?
That was so much fun.
Oh, I’m so happy.
That was really hard.
That was awesome.
It’s game, set, match
in the gauntlet for Kaitlyn
and Gugu
as team Doubles Trouble
move onto the final round
and await their challenger.
Another exciting gauntlet
is up next.
And if you’re still itching
for hard hits,
you got problems,
but the Wipeout Zone
is just moments away.
John Cena, I’m floored.
That was wild.
So you don’t know kung fu?
I don’t and I have
no aspiration to learn.
I spent 3 1/2 months
with Jackie Chan’s stunt team
saying I don’t wanna learn
kung fu.
Stop trying to teach me.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
The mighty gauntlet
has already destroyed
two teams’ hopes of winning.
Now onto the second heat
with two more teams will have
their dreams demolished.
Whoa, John.
Why are you being so negative?
Bad news sells, Nicole.
You ever hear of clickbait?
Okay, then.
Let’s go back down to the field
and see what these losers
are up to.
Perfect.
Thank you.
We’ve got the one-eared cat
pack Uno’s Parents in green.
Those sneaky
scandal sweepers
team Public Relations
in orange
I’m gonna jump off
this thing
and flying squirrel
and hold on--
And a love song in human
form, Romance & Beats in blue.
Stick the landing.
Finish that.
Here we go. Three, two, one.
Heat two, baby boo.
All right.
Team R&B kicks things off
with their latest banger
off their new EP,
"Under My Propella."
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.
Oh, John, you’re fun.
That one don’t look good.
I like this--
Uno’s stepdad is
playing favorites.
Well, that one
didn’t like him.
I’m losing faith.
Yeah!
PR’s Kenzie gauntlet
campaign starts off strong,
and her teammate Kara
joins in too.
Thank goodness.
The gauntlet needs a stronger
PR team than Johnny Depp’s.
Hot news on the wire.
PR’s Kenzie trying
to be the first one
to complete the Carous-Hell.
Can she stick the landing?
Oh, she misses it
and now starts
spiraling out of control.
Oh, I’m dizzy.
Do publicists need to put
a spin on everything?
Uno’s mom has her claws out.
And a mouth
like a litter box.
As Romance & Beats
finds their rhythm,
the Carous-Hell
is in full swing here.
Looks like one hell of a
swinger party out there, John.
Half our PR team lands
safely as their hopes
of moving on literally
hang in the balance.
Let go, Kenzie.
And they connect.
By no means were they
the favorites,
but now the PR team
takes the lead.
Uno’s mom grabs
a hold of that dangler.
But the Sweeper bar smashed
her subscribe button
a little too hard there.
After watching Uno’s mom
lead the way,
Kal gets in on the action.
That is one grumpy cat.
Chris from Romance & Beats
is trying
to pick up the energy
with his second track
"Get Up Off That Swing"
and he does just that.
And hey, Symone drops a verse.
Aww, a duet.
I love the Gaga-Bradley Cooper
energy they’re throwing
at us right now.
Well, let’s hope they don’t
fall in the shallow.
There we go.
Public Relations
is extending their lead
in the Messy Mile.
PR is a dirty business,
John.
Sure looks like it.
Back at the Carous-Hell,
Kal is clutching on
to that triangle
like it’s Uno’s coattails.
That’s what Uno said
when you moved in.
Well, he’s moving in closer
to the next obstacle.
He just needs
Uno’s mom to join him.
And she makes it to her man.
She earned those likes.
And Uno’s Parents move on.
I’m coming.
R&B is playing the last
track of their Carous-Hell EP,
"All the Swinging Ladies."
Another bopper.
Yeah, there you go.
And Symone makes it across.
Wow, they were
in the Carous-Hell longer
than Ginuwine’s entire career.
A total log jam
in the Messy Mile
with Romance & Beats
following Uno’s Parents.
While they’re at it,
they should follow me
@NicoleByer.
As Public Relations prepare
to drop into the Pummel Pool,
I have to stress again
what an underdog story
this could be.
Way to shape
their narrative, John.
The PR team would be proud.
Thanks,
but right behind them
are Uno’s parents and R&B.
Oh, but Chris loses his grip
and Uno’s stepdad
takes a splash too
The boys are having trouble
on the mountain.
At the Pummel Pool,
the PR team is hoping
to get that victory press
release out early.
Ooh, I’ll help them.
Damn it, John.
How do you backspace
on a typewriter?
Yeah, a little premature
for a victory letter
because into the Pummel Pool
comes Uno’s Parents.
And Romance & Beats
joins the Pummel party.
You know what to say, Camille.
Anybody’s game
in the gauntlet.
Ooh, ooh.
The pressure is really on
now as the PR team
takes a second sh*t
at their press release.
There’s the press.
And there’s the release.
Okay, here’s Kara.
PR started off strong,
but they’re having trouble
keeping the buzz around
their underdog narrative.
Got it, Kara.
And she makes it.
Uno’s mom pounces on that pink
ball and digs her claws in.
Hang in there.
Meanwhile, Kara is stuck
between a fry
and a lollipop place,
and she better decide fast
because Uno’s mom
is chasing the same story.
PR Kara makes the call.
I like the confidence.
I like the drive. I like--oof.
I like that she’s not afraid
to take the fall.
What a good PR rep.
Coming in hot now
is Uno’s sugar daddy.
He makes quick work of
a tough section and makes it.
How the tippy tables
have turned.
Unless Romance & Beats can
do something about it and--
Nope, no diggity.
Uno’s Parents are hungry
for the Fries.
You got this, Kat.
Why did he break
her concentration?
I’ma go this way.
Smart move, Kal.
Was Romance & Beats trying
to stay relevant on the scene?
Kal has made the switch
to the lollipop.
And now makes the switch
off the lollipop.
Now, Symone from team R&B
dubsteps her way across.
I’m sorry.
This race is close.
Good job, Kenz.
Here’s Kenzie
on the pink ball again.
Now, she’s on the tippy table.
And the PR reps
finally got it.
Now, they’re even
with Uno’s Parents.
Chris is on the tippy
turntables and coming in hot.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You okay?
Literally sat on your head.
Uno’s mom orders
a second round of Fries
and this time
she gets through.
Maybe because her man
wasn’t there distracting her.
First team to me
goes to the Wipeout Zone.
Every team still has a sh*t
to take this thing.
What about us, John?
Could we win?
Is either of us Uno’s mom?
No.
I made it!
Well, too bad
because she’s the first one
to cross the finish line.
Now, Kara from the PR team
goes for the Fries.
Oh!
She took a bigger PR hit
than Lori Loughlin
during admission season.
Chris from Romance & Beats
is really finding
his groove now.
He must have switched
to his pump up playlist.
He powered through
those Fries.
There it is.
Chris hops on that
last pink ball--
There it is.
And the beatmaker mixes
and masters the gauntlet.
And we’ve got two contestants
in the winner circle.
It’s all up
to their partners now.
Ooh, the French Fries
pick a fight with Symone,
but she gets back up
Attagirl.
No. Yes, yes. Yes.
And she cuts
right through them.
C’mon!
Oh, man,
team R&B is gonna do it.
Let’s give them some victory
music for the homestretch.
Go Symone!
Romance & Beats came
all the way from behind
and now will get a chance
at competing for the 25,000.
Oof.
Oh.
That could be
a quiet car ride home.
Kal, come on!
This is Uno’s stepdad’s
opportunity to prove
he belongs in the family,
and he gets through the Fries.
Kara gives it
a desperate attempt,
but she can’t do it.
I think this is actually it.
Don’t jinx it again, Cena.
I can’t take
another heartbreak.
Do it for Uno!
And he does it!
Uno’s Parents scratch
the gauntlet off the board
and are one step closer
to earning $25,000.
And Uno’s respect.
Congratulations.
You’re moving on.
You’re welcome. Good luck.
John, Nicole, back to you guys.
The gauntlet is finished
and Uno’s Parents
will take on Doubles Trouble
in the Wipeout Zone.
I am sweating profusely.
Well, don’t you sweat it,
folks.
John and I are heading down
to the action.
The Wipeout Zone is next.
I don’t swim in Lake Wipeout.
I just pee in it.
Truly.
Welcome back to Wipeout.
John Cena here with Nicole Byer
in the Wipeout Zone.
I wouldn’t want to be
anywhere else, John.
Well, except for maybe a spa.
Ooh, sipping on cucumber water,
getting a deep tissue massage
from a man named Hans.
Two teams remain
fighting it out for $25,000.
Hans got them big,
big meaty hands.
Thick, bratwurst fingies. Ooh.
He doesn’t speak any English
and he doesn’t know the meaning
of inappropriate touching.
Nicole, we’re still here.
We are. That’s right,
here in the Wipeout Zone.
Not at a spa.
Let’s take a look.
We’ve made it to the top
of the mountain.
The Wipeout Zone.
This colossal course
is made up
of four stages
done relay style
with each contestant
attempting two obstacles.
The first team member
will get sh*t out
from our speeding
silver b*llet
into freezing
cold waters below.
From there, they’ll swim
to the giant spinning vertigo
where they’ll attempt
to maneuver from peg to peg
without losing their grip
or their lunch.
They’ll need to press
the button in the middle
to lower the bridge before
they can leap to safety.
That’s when they’ll tag
their partner
to take on the leap of faith
where they’ll have
to launch themselves
onto one of the spinning arms,
maintain their balance,
and jump to the narrow
platform on the other side.
It’s tough.
If they successfully
make it across,
they’ll arrive
at the final challenge.
The Triple thr*at.
If a contestant can
somehow make it
from one spinning hexagon
to the next
and safely leap
to the final platform
faster than their competition,
they’ll take home $25,000.
And the final two teams
competing for that
tall stack of cash
are the tennis twosome
Doubles Trouble
and those TikTok-savvy
cat owners, Uno’s Parents.
Gugu
and her Doubles partner
Kaitlyn have clocked
the fastest finished times
in each of the first
two rounds,
but these tennis stars
now find themselves
up against
their toughest match yet...
I’m so nervous.
The Wipeout Zone.
Three, two, one.
There she goes.
Oh, wow.
Launched in the Lake Wipeout.
Not a bad landing.
Swims towards the ramp
to then approach vertigo.
You gi--you got this, Gu.
Oh, my God.
Gugu needs to get
to the middle, press the button
to allow the landing ramp
to come down,
and jump safely
to the other side,
but I think she can make it.
You got this.
You got this.
Ooh.
Well...
So we lied right to her face.
We said you have this.
There’s little translation
from tennis to "Wipeout."
You’re right.
’Cause tennis balls are small.
Our balls are big. Big balls.
Just commit when you jump.
Commit and grab it tight.
I hope Gugu brings good juju
to their team energy.
There you go.
Gugu works her way
towards the middle end.
She hits the button
on the underside of vertigo.
A very rare center touch.
Yes.
Whilst disoriented.
Oh, boy.
And this is a...
She’s gotta hang on tight.
Incredibly hard obstacle.
Work your way to the outside.
Because
the continuous spinning
and the way that it’s angled
keeps you disoriented.
You don’t know which way is up,
which way is down.
She’s gonna try it.
She’s gonna--oh, my goodness.
She jumped--
Yes.
And then flipped back
and hit Lake Wipeout
neck first.
Hitting that water’s tough.
I would not know
and I don’t wanna know.
I don’t wanna know either.
I don’t swim in Lake Wipeout.
I just pee in it.
Same thing
as you did last time.
Hold on tight,
grab the lower edge,
and work your way over.
How’d I get out last time?
Commit to the jump
and hold on tight. C’mon.
All right. She’s on.
Great job.
And I think she’s gonna
try it this time.
Oh, God.
She’s in a position to jump.
She’s gonna jump.
Okay. Yes.
And she’s gotta do it now.
Yes.
She makes it safely across.
Yes!
It’s time for Kaitlyn
to take that leap of faith.
Now, Kaitlyn has to jump
on the swing arm
and jump on the platform
safely on the inside.
Kaitlyn ready to serve
an upright attempt here
at the leap of faith.
Ooh!
Holy.
That’s the first time
anybody’s ever jumped over it.
Kaitlyn is having some trouble
with the leap of faith.
A lot of trouble.
Kaitlyn was a stunt double
for Emma Stone?
I do a pretty good
Emma Stone impression.
I’d like to see it.
Haha, it’s me, Emma.
Emma Stone.
There, you have it, folks.
Back to the leap of faith.
And away from
Black Emma Stone.
Kaitlyn lining up again.
She gotta get it this time.
Ooh.
She makes it safely.
There it is.
That’s all we need.
You got it.
And now she has to jump.
It’s now or never.
She--oh, oh--
Wow!
She holds on!
Oh, that was good, KK.
Take your time.
Take your time.
All right. Here we go.
You got this.
Yeah, you got this.
Now, The Triple thr*at,
all the pieces move
in different synchronicity.
Yes.
What do I jump on?
I think the hexagon thing.
They get closer together.
Kaitlyn takes Gugu’s advice
and jumps on the hexagon,
but oh, falls off
the other side.
Well, I can make
one correlation.
If you play tennis,
you’re gonna wipeout hard
here in the Wipeout Zone.
Truly.
There she goes.
Okay, I think
she figured it out.
She held on.
Yes.
Yes, yes!
So good, so good, one more!
And now launching
to thr*at number three.
She’s assessing
that third thr*at,
which is easily
the most difficult.
People think they can
make the jump
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, wow.
She makes it.
Graceful landing.
Yes.
Oh, my God, that was the
hardest thing I’ve ever done.
Way to stick with it.
You guys did
a really great job.
Good job.
Aww.
Doubles Trouble had
their struggle struggles
but served up
a respectable time
of 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
Can Uno’s Parents hit back
with a faster finish
and take home the 25k?
Find out next.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
We’re getting close
to finding out
who’s going home with $25,000.
Ooh, I hope it’s me.
You’re not competing.
That’s what you think.
I’m not here to make friends,
John. I’m here to win.
Ooh, do you wanna form
an alliance?
Against who?
Oh, I don’t know yet.
We can’t trust
any of these people here. Ew.
All right.
Just to be safe, I’m in.
Yes.
Let’s take a look
at the leaderboard.
Earlier, we saw tennis duo
Doubles Trouble
score a time of 9 minutes
and 30 seconds.
Will that be enough
or will Uno’s Parents
make their famous feline proud
and take it all?
Let’s find out.
Though Kat and Kal
are used to giving
Uno the limelight,
they’ve proven tonight
that they too can perform
on the big stage.
But can they do it
on the biggest stage of all?
Let’s do this.
Three, two one.
Oh, my goodness,
I think he did a--
a tuck-in cannonball.
Like a...
Yes, that was very fun.
Kal, making his way
up to vertigo
where he needs to mount
the obstacle
and hit the button
in the middle
to bring down
a safe landing zone
to which he should
just jump from.
Yes.
There’s the leap
on to vertigo.
Trying to make Uno proud.
That cat does
not like losers.
Oh, wow.
And he makes his way
to the middle very quickly.
Oh, heck, yeah.
Making quick work
of half of the obstacle
and here is the difficult part.
Uh-huh.
Up is down. Down is up.
I don’t know where I’m going.
I have a one-eared cat.
Oh, my gosh, Kal. Does he
have one of these at home?
An unprecedented move--
he’s running up vertigo.
Dang! Wow!
And makes it,
sticks the landing.
Cat-like speed and reflexes.
He makes vertigo look easy.
John Cena, I’m floored.
That was wild.
That was amazing.
Uno right--
Uno’s clapping at home.
Uno is clap--oh, oh!
And...
You’re familiar with that?
Oh, yeah.
Kat’s got eight lives left.
Yes.
Still needs to go through
the leap of faith
and as you saw,
she already wiped out.
If she can safely land
on that swing arm and land
on the platform
on the other side,
she’ll move on
to the Triple thr*at.
Ooh, okay.
All right.
All right, she makes it
across the leap of faith.
Oh, fudge. That was fun.
Kat, you got a Triple thr*at
left and $25,000
hanging in the balance.
You can do it.
C’mon, Kat, you can do it.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Cat-like speed and reflexes.
This could end badly.
Yep.
Yeah.
Well, seven lives to go.
Seven lives.
Usually, a cat bath is with
their own tongue, right?
Ew, yes.
I give myself a cat bath
twice a week.
Ew, John.
I knew you were going there.
I don’t wanna hear about you
licking yourself.
Yes, you do.
You’re right, I do.
So do you, America.
Yeah, America does.
Twice a week.
Kat’s back
on the Triple thr*at.
Uno’s watching.
Yes, you got this.
Nice jump.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
She’s handled thr*at two.
No problem.
She’s moving.
There you go, Kat.
Is a real good spot.
Oh!
For a cat-like leap of faith.
You did it again.
We did it.
We did it.
Numero uno.
Hey, John.
Kat, Kal.
You made that look easy.
You have defeated
the Wipeout Zone
and you’ve won $25,000.
Fireballs a-plenty.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Pay it no mind.
Our power guys
have been tipping back
my grandpa’s old
cough medicine.
They’re having fun.
Yeah, just laying on about,
"We’re gonna do it again."
Meow!
With a lightning-fast time
in the Wipeout Zone,
Uno’s Parents are coming home
to their adorable
one-eared pal
with $25,000 in their pockets.
That’s a lot of catnip.
They earned it, John.
Uno’s Parents are indeed
numero uno.
Meow!
Nicole, we’ve made it
to the end.
Oh, yes, we did.
And, John--
John, are those--
are those tears?
Are those big salty tears?
Are you crying?
No.
A little.
I just hate saying goodbye.
Well, it’s not goodbye, John.
We’ll be back next week
with new teams
competing for $25,000.
It’ll be like we never left.
Promise?
Would I lie to you?
Without hesitation.
That’s true, but you just
gotta trust me, okay?
Just this one time,
just trust me.
Until next week,
I’m Nicole Byer.
And for Camille Kostek,
I’m John Cena
saying goodnight and big balls.
01x13 - NOW That's What I Call Wipeout
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Contestants try to navigate an extreme obstacle course that has been designed to provoke an unprecedented number of crashes, face plants and wipeouts as competitors fight to win a grand cash prize.
Contestants try to navigate an extreme obstacle course that has been designed to provoke an unprecedented number of crashes, face plants and wipeouts as competitors fight to win a grand cash prize.