01x01 - A Night at the Katz Motel/Cajun Granny Stew

[bunniefuu]

We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring, Courage
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

[thunder]

This looks like a crummy place to
end a crummy vacation.

[thunder]

[howl]

Welcome to the Katz Motel.

I'm Katz.

Will you please sign in.

No dogs allowed.

But...but...

Oh my...

Kaboom!

What did I do?

[mumbling]
Dog!

Oh, Courage.
Don't worry.

It's only for a short time.

Good night, Courage.

It may be a good night for you.
You'll be in a warm bed.

[humming]

Can't wait to sleep
in my own bed.

Muriel, you hear me?

Eh, what do you know?

Bed...ah.

[snoring]

[locks unlocking,
door creaking]

My loves,
dinner has arrived.

Oh, and, by the way,
your web is such a mess.

Clean it up, will you?

[snoring]

[humming]

[foot steps]

[gasp]

[scream]

[scream]

Yeah!

[humming]

Finally I can relax.

[screaming]

It's Muriel.
She's in trouble.

Muriel! Muriel!

MURIEL:
[screaming]

COURAGE:
Oh, I hope this works!

MURIEL:
Ahhhhh!

C ourage, go get help! Hurry!

[snoring]

Wake up! Wake up!

[honking]

[howling]

MURIEL:
[screaming]

Ooohh!!

Courage, did you get any help?

Eeee!!!

[screaming]

Help! Help! Help!

Where is everybody?

[howl]

What do I do?
What do I do?

[chomp]

Leaving so soon?

[howl]

Oof!

I wish you hadn't done that.

[screaming]

Now what do I do?
Now what do I do?

Oh, no. It's dark in here.

[scream]

KATZ:
I wish you hadn't done that.

[screaming]

Oh, no!

There's no place to run,
and no place to hide.

Oh, you fiend, you.

A little sport before
dying, dear boy?

Do I have a choice?

Oh! Oh! Hyeah!

[flushing]

What a fine way to
end a vacation.

Hmm. How lovely.

Now, where's that man gone to?

Ooh!

Ohh!

Now you're going to learn

why no one ever checks out
of the Katz Motel.

[laughs]

[howling]

[laughing]

Come on, Courage.
We're leaving.

The service here stinks!

[snoring]

That's a fancy blanket
grandpa has on.

Maybe we should
get you one.

[screaming]

FOX: Ooh wee! This
is gonna be good.

Cup of lizard lips.

Pair of elephant ankles.

Tablespoon turtle eyes.

I can't wait to win first
prize for my granny stew,

and one cute
little old granny.

What?

I ain't got one of them!

Well, I just have to
get me one.

Oh, Courage.
Isn't it grand to feed the birds?

Birds.
I don't like birds.

They always make fun of me.

?Yam!

[howling]

Isn't this the life?

Not a care in the world.

Now that's what I call one cute
little old granny.

Courage, will you be spending
all afternoon in there?

Ooh!
What was that?

Hey, man.
How ya doing?

Oooohhh!

[snoring]

Oh, ain't that sweet?

Granny fell asleep.

[knock]

Hate to pull you
from your crib,

but I got a granny
stew to do.

Oooh!

Ow ow ow ow ow!

A Muriel stew!

I don't know what I'm going to do,
but it better be good!

MAN: Hey there, dog.
What you want?

Hey! Come back here
with that salami!

Ok, fox.
Where's Muriel?

[scream]

Now I do take
offense, sir. I do!

[screech]

I truly thank you.

Muriel!

Muriel!

Muriel!

Oh, there she is!

Here I come,
Muriel...l hope.

Won't take but a moment,
my petite sweetie.

Mmm mmm. I can taste
that granny stew now.

Hey, what's this?

Oh my.

Now keep your dirty hands
to yourself, you filthy fox.

[snoring]

All right, Muriel.
Don't worry about that fox.

[howl]

He's way behind.

Hello again!

Just rest your head,
my darling.

Leave everything to me.

Oh, I've got to stop that fox.

Those rocks will stop him.

[moaning]

[scream]

That dog is becoming
a real pain in my...

[snore]
Oh! Where am I?

I'm just having one of
those floating dreams.

Oh well.
[snore]

[howling]

Muriel!

I'll just take
that from you.

Thank you.

Muriel!

You're gonna be right
proud to be in my stew,

and I can't wait.

Hey now!

What's all this here?

Ahem. You look lucky.
Want to try?

I sure am lucky.

Shhh.

And this is
a particularly lucky day.

I was born lucky.

You see?
I win!

Wake up, Muriel.

Come on.
Come on!

WOMAN ON TELEPHONE:
Hello. Police department.

Help! Help!
I'm...I'm...

[growl]

WOMAN ON TELEPHONE:
Ok. We'll send a car right over.

You called?

Oohh!

Now, if you don't mind,

I got a stew to do.

Mmm mmm.
I can taste it now.

Muriel!

And I hate to fly.

It won't be long now.

Mmm mmm!

Hold on, Muriel.
I'm coming!

What? What is wrong
with that dog?

[Courage screaming]

He's a hanging on
kinda dog, ain't he?

[screaming]

Go on.
Make yourself right at home.

Hey, sport.
Look at this.

BOTH: Wait. Don't do it!
No! Don't! Ooh!

Hold on!
We're coming for you!

Ooh!

This is all your fault.

My fault?

Yeah.

You're trying to make
a stew out of her.

And a right good
one she gonna be.

[screaming]

I knew she was
there all along.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[whistle blowing]

[screaming]

Ooh.
That was some ride.

Now where'd my
little old granny go?

There she is!

Oooh!
Muriel!

I really should
be in the Olympics.

Oof!

Will someone close the window?
It's so drafty.

I got you, Muriel!
Ooh!

Going somewhere?

Nooo!

Granny stew,
I'm waiting on you.

[screaming]

Mmm mmm.
That first prize is surely mine.

Mmm mmm. A little oil.
A little vinegar.

My favorite.

[screaming]

I'm rolling with
granny and flour.

Make me the dish
of the hour.

In you go,
granny darling.

What?

No! Don't do it!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh. Oh!

Courage,
what am I doing here?

[sniff]
What's that delicious smell?

[sniff]
Is that Cajun fox stew?

Courage,
shall we have some?

FOX: No, no. Fox
stew is not for you.

No thanks.

I've had enough
Cajun for one day.

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!