01x02 - The Shadow of Courage/Dr. Le Quack

[bunniefuu]

We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

Ah. The moon looks good
enough to buy, Jennings.

What a nice addition it
would make to my collection.

Yes indeed, sir.

But some things are
just not for sale.

Everything is for sale,
Jennings. Even people.

Yes, sir. Even people.

You should know that
after 50 years with me.

And another thing,
Jennings, you're fired.

[laughing]

[thud]

Jennings!

Oh, Jennings.

I can't move.

I'm free!

[growl]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[growl]

[screaming]

[thunder]

Aahhh!

EUSTACE:
Oh, dog!

Oohhh!

[screaming]

I think
he's out there...

A...a...[snarl]...

This is crazy.
I saw a burglar. I did!

That's it. You're
sleeping in the attic.

But I don't wanna
sleep in the attic.

I'm telling you
there's someone here,

or my name's Shirley...

and it's not.

[laughing]

Eustace, must he really
sleep in the attic?

It's so cold!

He seemed
happy to me.

[howl]

I just know something
bad is going to happen.

[growl]

[screaming]

[growl]

Did you break that door?

Oh, forget the door!

[growl]

Ooohh!

But...but...

Now, Courage,

we aren't going to be doing
this all night, are we?

What did I tell you?

If you wake me up again,

you'll be sleeping
with the termites.

So, I'm giving you one more
chance to act like a real dog.

Master.

I wonder what is
taking Eustace so long.

He should be here by now.

MURIEL:
Oh!

Ooga booga booga!
[screaming]

Now you sleep
in the attic!

What did I do?

I can't believe I have
to sleep in the...attic!

[mumbling]
Dog!

Whoa! Who's doing that?

Oh, it's you.

Mock me, eh?

Two can play at
this game.

[chomp]

Ooowwww!

I'll strangle
you for that.

Come back here!

Ow!

Now look what that
dog made me do.

[laughing]

There you are!

[smack]

Where is that lousy dog?

' [hiss]
. [screaming]

Oh. I'm gonna
get strangled.

Now say uncle.
Say uncle!

EUSTACE:
Ow!

COURAGE:
Uncle?

What did I do?

[growl]

Oh, that was Eustace.

He's in trouble.

Wait, you stay here.
I'll go.

I must be nuts!

[screaming]

[howl]

Stay calm. Stay calm!

[howl]

What is this craziness?

Am I losing my mind?

No. Just my hat.

Where is my hat?

Oh, there's my hat.

[screaming]

Come on. Come on!

Evil...shadowy...
evil things...search!

I don't know.

Ok. You don't have
to get personal.

COMPUTER:
Search found.

What? What?

[howl]

Hey, I better stop that.
I can begin to like it.

How do I get rid
of evil shadows?

Are you kidding?

This thing is dangerous.

How do you talk
to an evil shadow?

I've gotta save Muriel.

I'll start in the basement.

The things I do for love.

Hey shadow?
Are you down there?

- [growl]
' [Screaming]

Muriel, I'll save you!

Ok. I'll save you
for real this time.

Ok, shadow.
Where's Muriel?

[growl]

[screaming]

Muriel!

[screaming]

Muriel, are you ok?

Oh! Oh my goodness!

No...no, no!

Oh, no. Not that!

Cuckoo, cuckoo.

Stop all ready!

I can't take it anymore.

On and off! On and off!

You're driving me crazy.

I'm driving you crazy?

What have you
done with Muriel?

I haven't done
anything to her.

Well then where is she?

What do I look like,
her twin?

See? She's been
in the bathroom.

Ok. So why are you
scaring everyone to death?

Well, I was the shadow
of a cruel old rich dude.

Yes, yes, go on.

But that's not me.
That's not me at all!

I always wanted
to be in showbiz!

To be a star, baby!
A star!

Don't we all...

I have an idea.
Come with me.

I don't know how to
make it in showbiz,

but up there are
the real stars.

Why don't we hang
with them?

You mean become the shadow
of a real star?

It's worth a try.

Never thought
of that before.

Sounds too
romantic to me.

But what the heck?

It sure beats scaring
the jeepers out of folks!

By the way, have
you seen the farmer?

Yeah, he's hiding in
that old pickup truck.

He's a bigger coward
than you are!

Gee, thanks. Good luck.

Thanks. See you in
the funny papers.

Not bad!

[screaming]

Ready for bed, dearies?

Oh! Now that's
what I call scary.

Know what I mean?

MURIEL:
Eustace?

Eustace!

Eustace?

Eustace!

Ow!

Eustace, will you
stop that noise?

You'll wake the neighbors.

We ain't got no neighbors!

[smack]
MURIEL: oh!

COURAGE:
Noooooo!

What?!

[yelp]

MURIEL:
Oh, my head.

Oh...

This is a lovely room.

Eh?

And what a comfy chair.

What?

Here.
Drink some tea.

Aw, what a nice couple.

Who are they?

Oh, there's
something wrong here,

or my name is
Jose Santos de Guatemala...

and it's not!

Ah, just some old
rotten couple.

Go ahead.
Drink your tea.

Thank you. You're
a very nice man.

What's your name?

What's my name?

Hey now.
What's your name?

Well, what's his name?

I've never seen him
before in my life.

Ooohhh!

Muriel. Eustace.
sl*ve woman.

Your job is
cleaning, cooking,

shopping, laundry,
and anything else I can think of.

Now get me dinner!

Heh, heh, heh...

[crash]

Help. Muriel doesn't
remember who she is.

Doesn't remember who I am!

Need help! Send! Send! Send!

Quest ce que.

Ah, an amnesia
specialist required.

This sounds like an easy score.

Voila! Dr. Le Quack
at your service.

I go in, steal all
their valuables,

and they won't remember.

We don't want any.

Voila! Mon carde.

I am Dr. Le Quack.

Are you the patient?

Who?

Ou est {e patient?

What?

I am an amnesia specialist
and have been sent for.

I didn't send for you!

No?

Remember now?

[howl]

What have I done?

I gotta save Muriel!

[mumbling]
Muriel... come with me...come on...

What are you doing, dog?
Get away!

Quest ce que.

[screaming]

Little doggie.
Le treat? Come here.

Are you the patient?

[screaming]

Mmmm.

You must be {e patient.

Ah. Let the therapy begin.

Now...you remember nothing?

Good...good...

to help you remember,
where is le silverware?

Ah...

This is not working.

Ooh la la.

Then we'll get you to remember.

[Muriel screaming]

[giggling]

Now do you remember?

[giggling]

Where is
the family jewels?

[howl]

Where's that pesky
little doggie?

I gotta help...

[thud]

Police! Police!

Mad man robbing house!

[Muriel screaming]

Hold on, Muriel!

Aaaaahhh!

[laughing]

DR. LE QUACK: Now do you remember
where is your piggy bank? Mmm?

Pity...

Quest ce que.

How annoying.

[mumbling]
Don't worry, Muriel.

I'm here.

DR. LE QUACK:
[laughing]

[howl]

DR. LE QUACK:
Come here, pesky little doggie.

Ah. That little doggie
is quite a Houdini.

I gotta get help!

[screaming]

COMPUTER:
You have e-mail from the police.

I'll read it to you.

At least they answered!

Bagge farm in
the middle of nowhere!

[Muriel screaming]

Help!

[screaming]

Now, hand over
the deed to the farm!

Leave her alone!

Quest ce que.

[belch]

Thanks, Mr. Mouse.

No prob.

[Muriel screaming]

Muriel, here I come!

[howl]

My darling, I must
leave you for a moment.

But only for a moment.

[kiss]

[screaming]

[barn]

I have you now,
you dirty little dog.

Oh!

Heh, heh, heh...

DR. LE QUACK:
Ooh la la.

[sirens blaring]

Oh, we've been
looking for you!

What took you so long?

Muriel!
Are you all right?

A cup of tea would
be lovely.

I wonder where
Eustace is?

Where am I? Who are you?

Who am I?

Wait...you have not seen
the last of Le Quack.

Ouch!

LE QUACK:
Dirty dog.

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!