01x05 - Night of the Weremole/Mother's Day

[bunniefuu]

We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

[snoring]

Why, look at this.

A wee rabbit.

Are you hungry?

Would you like a carrot?

Is a carrot what
you're wanting?

I'll get you a carrot.

Huh?

Little rabbit!
Where did you go?

Oooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Must be a bad carrot.

Hmmmm...

There's nothing
to worry about.

It's nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

The swelling is
going to go down.

To go down.

Just keep soaking it.

There's nothing
to worry about.

Just keep soaking it.

B-b-but-but-bub-

Now, now, I don't want
to be any trouble.

Then you shouldn't
have gotten bit.

Come on, stupid dog.

Thank you, doctor.

Just keep soaking it.

[humming]

Ahhhh...

Ohhhh...

Muriel! You're missing
your favorite show!

Muriel!

Go find her.

[Muriel snarling and growling]

Ahhhhh!

You almost
bought it, boy.

What is
up with that?

You have nothing
to worry about.

It's nothing
at all.

Your son here says

there is something
wrong with you.

What is up with that?

Shhhh!

I'm watching my
favorite show.

Now, I want you to open
your mouth and say ahhh!

Ooohhhh!

[roars]

What?

Stupid dog.

Ahhhh!

That is the worst case of
chicken pox I have ever seen.

[growling]

[Courage mumbling]

Mice?

Mice in my house!

Gonna get me
a mallet!

[Courage mumbling]

Eh, where did I
put that mallet?

Muriel...Big mole...
Eating people...Ugly teeth...

Search, search, search!

COMPUTER: Oh, you're
such a lousy typist.

Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.

You're welcome. What you've got
here is a weremole.

Don't tell me that.

They come out in the full moon

and they've got a taste
for rabbits and people.

And if you're bitten
by a weremole,

you become one yourself.

What should I do?

COMPUTER:
if I were you,

I'd get a big
mallet and--

No, no, no!
A cure! A cure!

Oh...That's easy.

Get a little hair of the mole
that bit you.

Just don't get
bitten.

Where's that darn mallet?

Can't bop a mouse
without me mallet.

Owvvw!

That's not me mallet!

Ahhh! Me mallet!

The things I do for love.

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

What'd you do?

I almost had it!

You ruin everything.

But-but-but--

Eh, stupid dog.

COURAGE:
Muriel?

Where have you been?

You've missed
the whole show.

Muriel!

Now where'd
that mouse get to?

I swear, all this
bother over a wee mouse.

Ahhhh!

[mallet banging]

Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Ahhhhh!

Is there a doctor
in the house?

Oooh...

MURIEL:
Eustace, it's Mother's Day,

you have to
go see your mom.

EUSTACE:
Then you're coming with me.

MURIEL: Oh, no, I'm not
going to see that woman.

EUSTACE: Well, I ain't goin' if
somebody doesn't go with me.

So why not take Courage?

Ohhhh!

I don't wanna
take that dog.

Well, all right,
I'll take him.

You're better
than nobody.

Now, are you sure you
have all the presents?

Yeah, I got 'em.

And be polite,
take your hat off in the house,

and give your
mommy my regards.

Are you sure you
don't want to go?

Be off with you now,

my favorite show
is starting.

Listen up, dog.

Here's the plan.

When we get to ma's,

I'll give you
the high sign.

That's
the high sign.

When I give
the high sign,

you act like a mad dog
and att*ck ma!

You know how to growl,
don't you?

You just open
your mouth and...

[roars]

Ahhhh!

Got that?

Got that?

Hi, ma!

Hello, Courage!

Good to see you!

[Whimpers]

[Courage mumbling]

Eustace,
you stupid boy!

Ahhhh!

Mad dog! Mad dog!

I'll protect you, ma!

Ahhh! That's no way
to treat my little Courage.

We'll go in and sit down
and have us a nice visit.

I'm sorry, ma.

How impolite to wear
my hat in the house.

Put your hat back on.

You look like
a billiard ball.

Aw, the little hound.

Don't you feed him?

Poor little fella
looks hungry.

Now, Courage,
you just make yourself comfortable

and I'll be back
with some food.

What are you doing
sitting at the table?

Ok, I'm not
at the table!

Courage,
please sit down.

Now, you just eat
to your heart's content.

It's not my fault!
I'm not even hungry!

You can have the cherry.

Get that thing
away from me!

No wonder the little dog
wants to share his food.

You're all
skin and bones.

If you'd come
to see your ma,

you might get
something to eat,

but do you come? No!

I'm here, ain't I?

Yeah, and I suppose you
want me to feed you, too.

Uh, well, I wouldn't
mind if you did...

I'm sort of hungry.

Well, all right.

What are you doing
sitting at the table, dog?

I'm not! I'm not!

Eat up.

Oh...

Don't put
your head down.

Don't eat too fast.

Pull your socks up!

Don't slouch! Sit up!

Why can't you
be more civilized?

Like Courage.

Noooooo!

Eh, well--

Don't talk with
your mouth full.

In fact, don't say
anything at all.

How'd you like
that meal?

Ohhhhh...

Fine, let's go sit in
the next room and chat.

Stop making ma
like you so much!

Got it?

MA: Eustace, come
here, you stupid boy!

Hold on, ma.

I got you some gifts.

Oooh,
I hope this works.

Ah-choo!

Ohhhh...

Yuck!

You know I don't
like chocolates!

How about a photo?

Heh heh heh.

Good.

Hold the mirror.

Heh heh heh heh.

Ok, I'm done.

Make it nice.

Cheese.

Courage,
don't we look great?

Guess what?

I have a surprise
for you.

Here!

When ma gets back,
you take a picture of us.

You stupid
little dog--

MA:
Stop it!

Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?

Ready for
your surprise?

Hey! That's mine!

Why don't you ever
give me any presents?

Want something,
do ya?

Ooga booga booga!

Ooohhhhh!

Ha ha ha!

You're still
a fraidy baby!

Ha ha ha ha!

Your pa was a real man.

You can't fill his shoes.

Not a man, huh?

I'll show you!

We'll see who's
the best man.

You want me to shame you
in front of your dog, huh?

Ok, let's do it.

You never liked me.

You stupid boy!

Ahhhh!

Do something.

If I lose...

You lose.

You stupid dog.

Nooooo!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

ah-chooo!

My hair! Oh, no!

I'm ugly! I'm Ugh'!

Ma!
Where'd your hair go?

You upset ma,
you stupid dog.

It's all your fault.

My hair! My hair!

I'm Ugh'!

How could you love a
mother who has no hair?

No, ma.

You always
looked good to me.

Boo hoo...l did?

Thank you, son.

But you're the ugliest
boy I ever did see.

Ha ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh heh!

That's my ma.

MURIEL:
Well,

how did it all go?

Yeah, yeah,
nice visit.

Have to do it again...
Real soon.

Isn't that nice?

What did you all do?

Oh!

Isn't that lovely?

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!