We interrupt this program
to bring you...
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,
who lives in
the middle of Nowhere
with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage
to save his new home.
Stupid dog.
You made me
look bad.
- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!
[Muriel moans]
[stomach growling]
Where's my dinner?
You were going
to make hamburgers.
[moaning]
Is there a doctor
in the house?
Ah, Courage,
you're a dear.
Well, I--
if you ain't
feeding me,
I'm going out to
get me something to eat.
It would be lovely if
you could bring me a scone
from the
sweet stuff bakery.
[growls]
Ok.
Courage,
could you go along?
He always forgets to
get the right thing.
Oh! I know I'm not
going to like this.
But--but--but--
Shut it. Got to get
me a hamburger first.
[chuckles]
Now, where is that--
There she be.
[tires screech]
Uh! Ooh!
"Burgers--
really cheap."
That's for me.
[stomach growls]
Hungry, eh?
Stupid dog.
[slurp]
[stomach growls]
I can't wait.
[deep voice]
Ho ho ho.
Welcome. Welcome to Jean Bon's--
Home of the best-looking
juiciest burgers
in all of Nowhere.
I'm Jean Bon.
What's your pleasure?
Excuse me.
Where's the...
Behind the door.
My name's French.
Well, I'm not,
but it has a nice sound--
Jean Bon. Jean Bon. Jean Bon.
Ooh, I want to eat!
What would you like?
Burger--
Big and juicy.
One burger--
Big and juicy.
[stomach growls]
What about him?
A small one,
smallest you got.
[grill sizzling]
[car horn honking]
[Clank]
Weird.
[thumping]
Oh!
[gasps]
I'll hold it
until he gets back.
Where's my burger?
JEAN BON:
Coming right up.
Something smells fishy,
or my name
is Stinky Lulu,
and thank goodness
it's not.
JEAN BON:
Ta-da!
Ho ho ho.
[chuckling]
Aah!
Is there anything wrong?
[gibberish]
It's my wife's special--
A head of beef.
[laughing]
[excited gibberish]
Eh?
Stupid dog.
Ooga-booga-booga!
Aah!
[chuckles]
[breathing heavily]
I know I shouldn't.
Oh! Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Ow!
JEAN BON:
A mighty fine specimen,
wouldn't you say, my dear?
WOMAN: I love it. I love it.
I love it.
[Jean Bon laughs]
Delicious.
[yells]
Dear, we have
a new customer.
He has...Possibilities.
[chuckles softly]
WOMAN:
Mmm, mmm. Yummy.
JEAN BON: And he has the
cutest little dog with him.
I know how much
you've been wanting dog.
Dog. Yum.
I haven't had dog in
a long, long time.
Aah!
Aah!
Y am!
Can't you see I'm eating?
[moans]
Stupid dog.
[Jean Bon laughing]
On the house.
That's
mighty neighborly.
When you're done,
my wife would love
to meet you.
Yeah, yeah.
Ho ho ho!
You look like
you're finished.
My wife would love
to meet you...
Right now.
Aah!
My wife is very fond
of little dogs.
No!
[Courage speaking gibberish]
Ooh.
Aah!
Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
JEAN BON:
Oh, the poor little doggie.
Aah!
[laughs]
Aah!
WOMAN: I love it. I love it.
I love it.
[breathing heavily]
Too precious.
No!
Come on. Come here. Come on.
We just want to have--
We want to meet.
Come on. Come on over here.
Aah!
Come over here.
Come on, boy.
Come on. Don't keep
running around. Come on, boy.
I want you
to meet my wife.
She has plans for you.
[Courage speaking gibberish]
[moans]
[laughs]
[excited gibberish]
[laughing]
WOMAN: Sweetie, did you
bring me that dog?
I'm all right,
my dumpling.
Here's the little dog
you wanted.
WOMAN:
What a cute little dog.
I could just
eat him up.
Aah!
Aah!
[excited gibberish]
Get away from me.
Come here, you
delicious little dog.
Aah!
WOMAN: Yummy Puppy,
come to mama.
Aah!
Aah!
[breathing heavily]
Come back,
you morsel, you. Oh.
[teeth chattering]
Don't worry, Courage.
I'm sure Eustace is fine.
He always gets lost when
I send him out for scones.
MAN:
It is a true work of art.
Yes, brilliant.
I would love
to feature your work
at my gallery
of culinary wonders.
Mmm. Mmm.
Yes sirree, Bob.
That sure is one
good-looking statue.
When can we eat it?
My wife loves it
when our customers
want to eat her work,
and this is the best part.
Let's dig in.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I still want
to sink my teeth
into that
cute little dog.
COURAGE:
Aah!
MURIEL:
"The fresh air,
"The blue sea,
the sky forever."
Boys, we're
going on vacation.
Yes!
Blah, blah, blah.
I'm not getting
out of this chair.
[horn blowing]
Nope. Not getting
out of this chair.
MAN ON P.A.:
B-22.
B-22. Oh, my, yes.
Now, wasn't this
a wonderful idea, Eustace?
Not getting out
of this chair.
[moaning]
[stomach churning]
[gulps]
Ahh.
[stomach churning]
[vomiting]
[alarm]
We've lost our power.
There's something
stuck in the engine,
something icky.
[laughs]
CAPTAIN:
Iceberg on starboard bow!
Mayday! Mayday!
Everyone to
the lifeboats.
Oh, "W-
Not getting out
of this chair.
[moaning]
Aah!
No damage.
As you were.
MAN ON P.A.:
0-16.
Bingo.
COURAGE:
Yes!
[alarm]
CAPTAIN:
Tidal wave!
Abandon ship!
No, sir. Not
getting out of this chair.
[seagulls calling]
I told you
I didn't want to go.
Now look where we are.
And where's my chair?
Eustace, would you
forget the chair
and have
a cup of tea?
[excited gibberish]
[chuckles]
The fresh air,
the blue sea,
the sky forever.
EUSTACE: Blah, blah, blah.
Where's my chair?
[drilling and clanking]
[moaning excitedly]
[moaning tiredly]
[growls]
Ooh.
Eh?
Hello. Welcome to Klub Katz.
I'm Katz, your host.
Hello. I'm Muriel,
and this is
my husband Eu--
Where's
my chair?
What kind
of club you running here?
A resort--5 star.
Oh, we're going
to have our vacation after all.
Your accommodations await.
Can I help you
with your luggage?
We don't have any.
Shipwrecked,
you know?
Pity.
You must be
wiped out
from your
excruciating experience.
Where's
my chair?
Please join me for
a relaxing visit to our spa.
You will feel transformed.
[sniffing]
Yuck!
Oh.
Oh.
Leave this Island.
Oh!
Never return.
Terrible things
happen here.
Aah!
I say, don't you
want your root beer?
[Courage speaking
excited gibberish]
Oh, Courage, you're just in
time to join us at the spa.
No, no, no...
if you'd
rather sunbathe,
that's fine, too.
[Courage moaning]
I'm sorry.
No dogs allowed.
Resort rules, I'm afraid.
Oh!
My kind of spa.
[excited gibberish]
Stupid dog.
[drilling and clanking]
[Muriel screaming]
THINKING:
It's Muriel. She's in trouble. Oh!
[banging and screaming]
[excited gibberish]
The things I do for love.
Ooh!
MURIEL:
Courage! Courage!
He") me!
Ooh!
[vehicle approaching]
Aah!
[moans]
KATZ ON P.A.:
Welcome to another evening
of fine entertainment
at Klub Katz.
Tonight for your enjoyment--
Eustace the wrecking ball.
[cheering]
Huh?
[Eustace laughing]
[cheering]
And the opponent--
Muriel
the washing machine.
[cheering]
Oh, "W-
oh!
Eustace, you're
really going over the line here.
Can't help it.
I'm a wrecking ball.
I can wreck.
[Eustace laughs]
Isn't that cheeky?
And I suppose
you'll be wanting
your laundry done, too.
Aah!
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
[crash]
Oh, that
had to hurt.
Aha. Eustace...Now
you've gone too far.
Sometimes a dog's got to do
what a dog's got to do.
I'm the only dog here.
I say, don't you
want your root beer?
[burps]
Ahh. I
needed that.
Thanks.
Anytime. Oh!
[menacing voice]
and never return.
[clanking and drilling]
I know I'm not
going to like this.
[cheering]
Oh, I love
a good family brawl.
[helicopter]
EUSTACE:
I've got to wreck.
Muriel, I'll save you.
Let me out
of here, I say.
Oh, thank goodness.
Courage!
Stupid
helicopter dog.
Hey, that's
my washing machine.
Hey, that's
my chair.
Finders keepers.
[growling]
Oh!
Now look what
you made me do.
Wrecked my chair,
well, I--
You're mad!
Oh!
Stop this at once.
Oh, no!
Aah!
You need a specialist.
Oh!
I-I-I could help you.
Aah!
KATZ: No, no, please.
I'll buy you a new chair.
Good god, man.
Why don't you--aah!
No. Please, no.
No, I'm terribly sorry.
[Eustace growling]
I'm glad we finally
got to take our holiday.
Too bad Eustace
couldn't join us.
Courage,
you don't look so good.
Look who's talking.
Uh-oh.
[stomach churning]
Ooh!
[Courage vomits]
[sheep bleats]
EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!
Ha ha ha ha!
01x11 - Heads of Beef/Klub Katz
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Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.
Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.