01x12 - Revenge of the Chicken from Outer Space/Journey to the Center of Nowhere

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Courage the Cowardly Dog". Aired: November 12, 1999 – November 22, 2002.*
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Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.
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01x12 - Revenge of the Chicken from Outer Space/Journey to the Center of Nowhere

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We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

[sleigh bells jingling]

Aah!

Aah!

[snores]

Aah!

Aah!

Wake us up,
will you?

Oh! Ow!

[gulp gulp]

[strange humming]

Huh?

[whimper]

Courage?

Courage, what are
you doing?

[whimpering]

[whine]

That's it.

No more liver
for you.

Well, I don't see
anything, Courage.

Ooh!

Aah!

Put me down!
Put me down!

Oh, you-you thing, you!

Muriel!

MURIEL:
Aah! Courage!

Help!

Oh! You filthy,
dirty thing, you!

What are you
doing to me?

Aah! Take that thing
off me!

Aah!

Wouldn't you
prefer tea instead?

Ohhh!

Huh?

Make me!

Courage! Get help!

Oh! Ow! Oh!

Aah!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, thank goodness.

[snore]

[door slams]

Huh? Wha? Wha?

Wha? Huh? Eh?

Aah!

[whimper]

[whine]

Get away from me!

Stupid dog.

[whack]

EUSTACE:
Oww!

You rotten dog!

[arf arf arf]

Come back here!

I'll strangle you!

Yaaah!

[crash]

Who the heck
are you?

MURIEL:
Oh! Oh!

Oooh!

Oh! Ow! Ow!

Oof!

EUSTACE:
Hey!

What are you going to
do with that thing?

Hey! Ow!

Get this thing
off me!

Aah! Who do you
think you are?

Oooh! Eee!

No, you don't!

Uhh! Aah! Ow!

Yeah!

Yeow!

[Splash]

Ahh...

[sigh]

Muriel, Muriel!

Wake up, wake up!

[snore]

Ooh!

Uhh! Oh!

[Pant pant]

[grunt]

Ooh!

Oh, what
a terrible dream.

I think I'll have
a cup of tea.

The things I do
for love!

Oh, lovely.

[whimper]

Aah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

It's awful windy tonight.

Hold on, Muriel!
Here I come!

Ooh!

[grunt]

Ow!

Aaaah!

Ow! Uhh! Ow!

Oh! Ow! Ow!

Ooh! Uhh!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Aaaaah!

[crash]

Yay!

[engine starts]

Aah!

Aah!

[gibberish]

Aah!

[tires screech]

[crash]

Uhh...

Muriel?

Fancy some tea, Courage?

Oh, no.

[whimper]

[alarm]

Oooh!

Stupid dog.

Lovely fireworks,
eh, Courage?

Oh, there's Eustace
with my slipper!

Aah!

This still shouldn't
happen to a dog.

Ow!

[grunting]

You can stop
pumping, Courage.

The well's gone dry.

Eustace!

What?

The well is dry.

I want you to get
to work right away

and dig us
a new one.

Oh...

Bah!

You heard her,
dog--dig!

This drought
is just awful.

I hope we find
water soon.

I don't want anything
to happen to you,

not until you're ripe
and plump and juicy.

Then I'll pluck you,
slice you, and fry you up.

Eustace, wait till you
taste my eggplant surprise.

I don't eat eggplants.

You'll eat this eggplant
and love it.

It will be cooked and steamed
until it's tasty and tender.

And after it's cooked,

it will be covered with
my sweet seasonings.

ALL:
Ohhh...

This is our
sworn enemy,

the enemy of
all eggplants!

And we shall
destroy her!

All hail our leader!

All hail
Babighanoush!

[cheering]

[cheering]

We shall inv*de
the above world

and att*ck the one
called Muriel!

att*ck Muriel!

Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, no!

[humming]

[whimper]

[roar]

You're trying to tell me something
about the eggplant, aren't you?

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

I know what you're
trying to tell me.

[sigh]

And the answer is yes.
Huh?

Of course you can have some
of the eggplant, Courage.

No!

Don't worry,

there will be
enough for everyone.

You loafing dog!

Didn't I tell you
to dig?

Stupid dog!

Aah!

Aah!

Babi, when do
we att*ck?

Yeah, Babi, when?

Patience, Ratatouille.

We shall att*ck when
the great eggplant comes

to lead the way!

It's the great eggplant!

It's him!
It's him!

The great eggplant!

[burp]

My friends, the great
eggplant has arrived!

The time has come for
the great eggplant

to lead us
to the surface

to destroy Muriel!

[gasp]

[cheers]

[whimper]

The great eggplant really thinks
you guys need some more training

before you go up there.

[cheering]

The great eggplant
has spoken!

Train us,
oh, Peppy one.

All right.

Do as the great
eggplant does.

The great eggplant says,
run in place.

The great eggplant says,
do this!

The great eggplant says,
do this!

Woo woo woo woo woo!

Woo woo woo woo!

Now do this!

You didn't say,
"The great eggplant says."

Wow. That's a pretty sharp
bunch of eggplants.

I think we have demonstrated
our physical condition

to the great eggplant.

Well, sir?

Are you ready
to lead the att*ck?

Um, I am.

But fellow eggplants,
please hear me.

The one called Muriel
is not our true enemy.

Ohhh...

I shall lead you
to our true foe!

Yes! Lead us!

Who is it?
Who is it?

We shall defeat
our foes!

The true enemy has crated us and
callously sold us as food!

Who is it?

We must att*ck
the grocery store!

Yeah!

Raid! Raid!

att*ck!

Follow me!

This is not
the great eggplant!

This is not even
a pretty good eggplant!

[shocked murmurs]

I've seen this one
on the surface,

with the one
called Muriel.

I knew it!

The cunning Muriel
sent a spy down

to lead us off
her trail.

Well, it won't work!

Tie up this spy!

No more waiting for
the great eggplant.

Fellow eggplants,

att*ck!

[shouting]

att*ck!

[shouting]

What's that?

What? More eggplants?

I hate eggplants!

Wait a minute!
What's going on?

Hate eggplants,
huh?

Why can't we all
just get along?

Hey! Let go!
Let me go!

Aah!

Eggplants,
follow me!

[shouting]

att*ck!

Oh! Oh, my,

what lovely, luscious,
plump eggplants!

Oh, heavens!

I've got to save Muriel.

[inhales]

Huh?

So what do
you say, boss?

We grill her,
right?

Grill? No way!

Fry her!

Fry?
She'll dry out!

Not if you use
a low flame.

That will take
forever.

I'm hungry now!

[gasp]

Computer, how do you
get rid of bad eggplants?

[computer speaking]

No! Bad eggplants that
att*ck people!

COMPUTER:
Oh, well, that's different.

Eggplants only att*ck when
they run out of water.

Water? Of course!

[computer speaking]

Help me!
Get me out of here!

Muriel, get me out of here!

Some of your eggplants
went bad!

Real bad'.!

I'll be back!
I must look for water!

Where are you going?

Come back here,
you good-for-nothing dog!

Fry her!

Grill her!

Fry her!

Grill her!

Fry her!

Yes!

Grill her!

Fry her!

Grill her!

Hey! Why don't
we bake her?

Yeah!
Yeah!

COURAGE:
Oh, no, you don't!

[grunting]

Hey! Didn't we
tie you up?

Didn't you tie him up?

Yeah, we tied
him up, boss.

I thought we
tied him up.

Get him!

[shouting]

Help! Help!

I'm dying of thirst!

Eh?

Aah!

We're taking root.

Hey, this
feels nice.

Mmm...Yeah.

What a nice
garden you have here, Muriel.

Very nice.

The soil
is so warm.

And comfy.

Oh, yeah!

Grow, baby, grow!

They seem like
such nice eggplants.

It would be a shame
to cook them.

I have an idea.

ANNOUNCER: And the award for
eggplant most likely to succeed

goes to Babighanoush,

raised by our own
Muriel Bagge!

[audience cheers]

And the award for
surliest eggplant,

Eustace Bagge.

G rrrr!

I hate eggplants!

Stupid dog!

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!

Ha ha ha ha!
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