01x12 - Blue Harvest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ewoks". Aired: September 7, 1985 – December 13, 1986.*
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The adventures of Wicket W. Warwick and his friends on the forest moon of Endor.
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01x12 - Blue Harvest

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We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We're E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We are brave, we are bold
Like our storytellers told

That we're strong and we will fight
And we'll stand up for our rights

We're the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

Yes, we're home on the ground
And on highways in the trees

When we want to fly high
We just sail out on the breeze

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

Yeah, we're one big happy family

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

One big happy happy family

(GRUNTING)

(INDISTINCT)

Is it just my imagination,
or has this cart gotten...

(GRUNTS) heavier since we left the field.

It figures, Weechee and Willy
would disappear when there's work to do.

WICKET: I'm glad harvest time
comes only once a year.

Check. But at least
there's the fall festival tomorrow night.

MALANI: Goopa, Teebo. Goopa, Wicket.

You two look like you could
use some refreshments.

Hey, thanks, Mala... ni.

I heard you talking
about the fall festival.

I'm free that night
if there's anyone interested.

(GULPS)

Uh, well, you see, Malani.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I think I might have
look-out duty or something.

Bye, honey drop. (GIGGLES)

(GROANS IN DISGUST)

(WILLY AND WEECHEE LAUGHING)

Huh?

Hmm.

(WILLY AND WEECHEE YELP)

So that's where you lurdos went to.

Thanks for the ride home, honey drop.

(LAUGHING)

(GROWLING)

(VORSHAK ROARING)

Sounds like trouble.

Yub yub.

Oh, no. A vorshak.

Those pesky bark-eaters
don't live around here.

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

(UMWAK LAUGHING)

Capturing that vorshak
was a stroke of genius.

Why, thank you, sire.

I'm glad I thought of it.

Come on.

While the Ewoks play with the vorshak,
we'll relieve them of their harvest.

(TEETH GRINDING)

That vorshak
will destroy the support tree.

We better tell the warriors
to ready their weapons.

LOGRAY: Wait.

There is another way.

TEEBO: Master Logray.

I got your potions.

(PANTING)

But I can't tell which is which.

LOGRAY: This is a red potion.

It is the blue one I need.

Boys, grab the net.

But be careful not to breathe those fumes.

(GROWLING)

Get ready to throw it when I tell you.

Now!

(YAWNING)

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

You tamed it, Master Logray.

(UMWAK LAUGHING)

Why should Duloks grow food

when the Ewok harvest
is ripe for the taking.

Wait, sire. Do you hear something?

No. Why?

That's what I mean.

The vorshak has stopped
attacking the tree.

DULOK: Hey, King!

Look.

What?

The Ewoks are coming back.

I knew you could get rid
of that pest, Master Logray.

But how did you do it?

By using a potion I made
from blue Olap leaves.

It fills creatures with joyful affection.

A love potion.

(CHUCKLES) Well, something like that.

What does this one do?

The red leaves produce an oil
that can turn a being evil and hateful.

I have to go out for a while.

Will you two watch my hut?

- Chak.
- Sure.

Did you hear that?

Just think what would happen

if we gave that hate potion
to a giant Phlog.

While it's wrecking their village,

we could make off
with the Ewoks' whole harvest.

(UMWAK LAUGHING)

(BELLOWING)

What's that?

Hey, no. Not the...

(DULOKS SCREAMING)

(THUDDING)

UMWAK: Come on.

You're going to trick those Ewok brats
out of that potion.

(VOCALIZING)

Now, to get that hate potion.

(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)

Old friend Logray.

What the...

Why, Logray, you shrunk!

Oh, no. I'm not Logray.

- He is...
- He can't be disturbed now, mister.

Honest Umwak, the Tulgah trader.

And I have just the thing for you.

Mr. Umwak, you can't come in here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sir, Master Logray said no one is...

Yes. Guaranteed to bring you
fame and fortune, and courage!

And...

Ah!

Mr. Umwak.

You'll have to leave now.

Yes, yes, yes. I have it right in...

here!

(ALL SNEEZING)

(ALL COUGHING)

That trader was no friend of Logray's.

Oh, no.

He's taken one of the potions.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, what a performance!

They'll never suspect...

WICKET: There he is!

Hold it right there, Dulok.

Oh, no.

Give us back that potion.

(YAWNING)

(SQUAWKING)

(PANTING)

I think... I think I've finally
given those Ewoks...

the slip.

Now, all I have to do
is get a Phlog to inhale this potion.

And while the Phlog
is destroying the Ewok village,

we can make off with their harvest.

(PHLOG BABBLING)

At last.

Not exactly the fiercest Phlog
I've ever seen.

But she'll do.

Once she gets up,
nip of this hate potion,

I'll lead her back to the Ewok village,
and turn her loose.

(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

(SNIFFING)

It's working!

(PHLOG BABBLING)

Oh!

What kind of hate potion is this?

That crazy Phlog's got a crush
on everything she sees.

Oh, no. I must have stolen
the wrong potion.

But this could work just as well.

In her condition,
she'll crush the Ewoks with kindness.

(LAUGHS)

Uh-oh.

(BABBLING)

Ow!

(WATER SPLASHES)

Uh-oh.

(BABBLING)

Dulok.

(SCREAMS)

Forget it, Phlog. It'll never work out.

(GIGGLING)

Help!

Help!

We're gonna get it when Logray finds out
that one of his potions is gone.

I should never have let
that Dulok Shaman into the hut.

Don't worry. We'll catch him.

Uh-oh.

The trail splits up.

TEEBO: Now what?

You go that way, and I'll go this way.

(SCREAMING)

Help!

Hey! Huh?

(BABBLING)

Afternoon, Miss.

Huh?

My name is Wicket, and... Hey!

Wicket?

My friend and I were just...

Whoa!

- No, Phlog, cut that out.
- Wicket.

Stop it.

Hey, Wicket. What are you doing?

Romancing a Phlog.

What does it look like I'm doing?

He's what?

Well, knock it off
and let's get back to the village.

(STRAINING)

I'm way ahead of you.

(BABBLING)

(LAUGHING)

I gotta hide.

Hmm.

(BABBLING)

Wicket?

Hmm.

That Phlog is destroying the village.

Ah!

Hmm.

Wicket!

Wicket, what's going on here?

Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Goopa, Chief Chirpa.

This wouldn't have anything to do
with that missing love potion, would it?

Well...

I heard
how you fell victim to that trader.

He must've used the potion
on that Phlog girl.

Can you make a cure?

Unfortunately, no.

You mean I'm stuck with her?

(PHLOG GIGGLES)

Yes. Unless she is shocked
out of her spell.

(BABBLING) Hoona.

She says her name is Hoona.

And Wicket, you've got to be nice
and go along with her?

Yuck! But I'm drowning up here.

You must stay with her.

If you run away,

she'll destroy the village
trying to find you.

Yuck!

(HOONA SCREAMING)

Hold it.

(LAUGHS)

Just listen to that screaming.

That Phlog must be
tearing the village apart.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

You told me
the Ewok village would be ruined by now.

They must have given her that Ewok brat

to calm her down.

Well, let's see how peaceful she is
without her little pet.

(SNORING)

Malani, am I ever glad to see you.

Don't be. I'm only bringing lunch.

Eat hearty, two-timer.

- Here.
- It's not my fault.

If I reject Hoona,
she'll wreck the whole village.

You believe me, don't you?

Oh, kvark.

Hey. Whoa!

(LAUGHS)

When that Phlog discovers the substitution
she'll level this place.

Let's go.

Huh!

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(GASPS)

(HOONA SCREAMING)

Wait. Hear that, Ewok.

Say goodbye to your village.

Wickey!

This is the end of the Ewoks.

(LAUGHING)

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

(HOONA SCREAMING)

Wicket's not in there.

HOONA: Wickey.

Whoa!

Wickey?

No, not me. Wickey is my brother.

Ah!

Wickey?

Me? No, me Weechee.

We must find a way to... Weechee.

Where's Wicket?

I don't know.

He must have run away from her.

Oh, no.

- I told him this would happen.
- (STOMPING)

(HOONA SCREAMING)

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

Hang on.

HOONA: Wickey!

Come on. While they're distracted,
let's raid their harvest.

Yeah!

HOONA: Wickey!

Wickey?

(GASPS)

UMWAK: Oh, Miss Hoona,

I think we found something
that belongs to you.

Wickey!

You rotten Dulok.

Oh, no!

HOONA: Wickey.

UMWAK: I've been thinking, my dear.

Why don't you take
your little sweetheart home

to the desert with you, hmm?

Mmm-hmm.

No!

(DULOKS LAUGHING)

CHIRPA: You flea-bitten,
snaggle-toothed vermin.

Get out of our village.

GORNEESH: Now, now, Chief Chirpa.

Is that any way to treat your guests?

Guests?

What are you talking about?

Due to some oversight,

we Duloks forgot to plant crops this year.

The snows are coming.

So we've come to share your harvest.

We even have something to trade in return.

Well, let me guess.

Our skins for our food.

You got it, Chirpa.

But it would be a shame
to waste these nice decorations.

So we're going to
throw ourselves a little party.

Before we carry the rest of the food away.

Hurray!

(HOONA BABBLING)

Really, Hoona. You've got to let me go.

My friends are in danger.

Oh!

Hoona, there's got to be
a way to break your spell.

Hmm.

HOONA: Ewok?

Logray was right
about shocking her out of it.

(HOONA BABBLING)

Goopa, Hoona.

You were put under a spell
by the evil Duloks.

They made a fool of you
so they could take over my village.

Hoona Kaspa Duloks.

Wait, wait.
We'll get the Duloks, all right.

But first, we need a plan.

Why don't we try this?

You and I will go back to the village...

(DULOKS LAUGHING)

(CLATTERING)

What's that?

(LAUGHS)

Well, the great lover and his girlfriend
have returned.

Yeah.

You know, I've been around Hoona so long,

I think that potion's
starting to rub off on me.

I've seen some silly things in my life,

but the sight of you
and that blissed-out Phlog girl...

(LAUGHING)

Uh, yeah.

(CLEARS THROAT)

In fact, Hoona says

she wants to do
a Phlog love dance for you.

In honor of you Duloks
bringing us together.

Splendid.

Dance.

(LAUGHING)

Yeah.

(SHUSHING)

(LAUGHING)

Huh!

Boo!

(SCREAMING)

Dinner's over.

Time to pay up.

(LAUGHS)

Sure. "Pay up," he says.

Hey! How did you get loose?

(HOONA YELLING)

Run for it!

Yeah! Run for it!

(CHUCKLES)

I'll be the best wizard
that ever wizzed...

Huh!

Oh, no.

(HOONA YELLING)

(SHIVERING)

Over here, Hoona.

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(MUMBLING)

(HOONA YELLING)

(SCREAMING)

Olap leaves?

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

Thanks for helping us, Hoona.

Believe it or not, I'm gonna miss you.

(BABBLING)

She says, "Don't worry, Wickey.

"You'll get over me in time."

(ALL LAUGHING)

It's true. I'm young.

Goodbye.

Goopa.

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

Welcome back, honey drop.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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