02x05 - Night of the Stranger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ewoks". Aired: September 7, 1985 – December 13, 1986.*
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The adventures of Wicket W. Warwick and his friends on the forest moon of Endor.
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02x05 - Night of the Stranger

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Ewoks!
We're the Ewoks, raggedy Ewoks

Living in the tall trees
Living in the spiral

Dancing in the forest
On the moon of Endor

Ewoks all together
And we're having fun

Friends together
Friends forever

Ewoks

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

We're careless, little Ewoks
We like adventure

Helping friends in danger
Out in the forest

Sharing in the magic
On the moon of Endor

Ewoks all together
And we're having fun

Friends together
Friends forever

Ewoks

We're the Ewoks, yeah

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

Hurry, Wicket!

(GROWLING)

I told you this was a bad place
to look for sparkleseeds, Latara.

Well, how was I supposed to know
we'd run into a Zomba.

Come on, through here.

Great. A dead end.

We're doomed.

At least I'll go down fighting.

Now, I've got you.

Huh?

(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)

BOTH: Teebo!

I didn't mean to scare you guys.

I just wanted to show you my costume
for the Shadow Night Festival.

Hmm.

Uh, Latara.

I was just wondering...

Would you go with me
to the festival tonight?

Me? Go to my first
Shadow Night Festival with you?

For you information, Teebo,

I'm sure that Tak is going to ask me.

Oh, he's so furry.

Oh, I understand.

Now, I have to look for some sparkleseeds
for my costume.

I guess Kneesaa's going with you,
huh, Wicket?

Uh-huh. Only thing is,
I still don't have a costume yet.

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

I think my costume problem is solved.

That cap will be perfect.

Wait, Wicket!

I think I read something about a special,
magical cap

in one of Master Logray's scrolls.

Now... What did it say again?

Come on, Teebo. No magic cap
is going to scare a warrior like me.

Huh?

The cap.

See, no problem.

(RUMBLING)

Uh-oh! Now I remember.

Wicket, what did you do?

-Whoa!
-BOTH: Wicket!

(GRUNTS)

(ROARS)

Okay. So getting the cap
wasn't a great idea.

Run!

(CONTINUES ROARING)

My cap. Give it to me!

You want it. You got it.

(ROARS)

Just think, I'm finally old enough to go
to the Shadow Night Festival.

I hope my costume's okay.

Ah! Challah oats.

Your favorite, Baga.

Baga, what's wrong?

(ROARS)

(SCREAMS)

Ya-ow! Help! Help me!

(PANICKED GRUNTS)

Baga! No! Come back!

I've got to save Baga.

(GRUNTING)

Kneesaa! Run, Kneesaa, a monster's coming!

I know. It's got Baga.

-Come on
-Wait, Kneesaa.

-You'll be k*lled by that ugly thing.
-But, Baga.

I'll go. This is a job for a warrior.

That's the attitude
that got us into this mess.

Really, Wicket. It is a magical creature.

We'd better ask Master Logray.

All right.

But please, let's hurry.

Hungry.

Whoa, there.

(PANICKED CRIES)

(GRUNTS) Ya-ow!

-(DISTANT SCREAMS)
-Huh?

Whoa!

Hurry, we've got to find Master Logray.

Look out!

-Watch it. Watch it.
-Look out.

Look out! The animals.

They're under a spell like Baga.

Logray, what's going on?

If I didn't know better...

I'd say the Raich was on the loose again.

-The Raich? Father?
-The Raich?

No Ewok would be foolish enough
to set him free again.

Why, he'd be branded a disgrace
to the tribe.

A disgrace?

Oh, uh... Yeah, the Raich.

Now, what was he again?

Let me get my scroll, Wicket.

Ah! Here it is.

The Raich. Raich, Raich, Raich.

Uh... Right, here we are. Yes.

Long ago, the Ewoks were menaced
by the Raich.

A terrible forest creature.

The Raich put a spell
on the forest animals,

and led them away to be eaten.

Only one thing could stop the Raich...

A magic cap,

made by the two-headed Gonster
of the Twin Hills.

The Ewoks trapped the Raich to its lair.

And after a long battle,

defeated it.

The magic cap transformed the Raich
into a harmless tree.

And the Raich will stay a tree,

unless the cap is removed.

Thanks for not telling, Kneesaa.

Oh, Wicket, how are we going to save Baga?

We'll just find the two-headed Gonster,

and get him to make a new magic cap
for the Raich.

Follow me.

I hope my glider holds up.

-I've been planning to build a new one.
-(SCREAMS)

Now you tell me.

There's where the Gonster lives...

the Twin Hills.

Uh... Latara,
I don't know how to tell you this

but, well, I heard Tak asked Asha
to go to the festival with him.

What?

Why, that big, hairy, bog beast.

I ought to give him a piece of my mind.

-Two pieces!
-Hey, Latara. Careful.

Well, fine. I never wanted to go
with Tak, anyway.

-You mean it?
-Of course.

I'm waiting for Big Burke to ask me.

Oh, sure. That makes sense.

I hope we're not too late to save Baga.

(RAICH ROARING)

Still hungry.

Eat Bordok.

Too skinny.

Eat.

Eat!

Teebo, how long has that big cloud
been following us?

That's no cloud.

It's a Hoosha.

(BOTH GASP)

Whoa!

Whoa!

Look out.

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

Oh, no! We're done for.

BOTH: (GASP) Oh, no!

Help! Help!

Hang on, guys.

BOTH: Whoa! (GRUNTS)

Phew! Thanks, Wicket.

We're too heavy.

Who's gonna get off?

ALL: Help!

-Help! We're falling.
-We're falling.

-Help!
-Help!

ALL: Help!

Oh! Somebody do something.

ALL: Whoa! (SCREAMS)

Quick. Everybody shift their weight
to the left. Now!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(LATARA SCREAMING)

-ALL: Whoa!
-Don't worry.

I'll land us safely on that hill.

(ALL SCREAM)

(GRUNTING)

Well, we're here. Everyone okay?

No. Look at my fur.

I'll be a mess for the festival tonight.

We're fine, Wicket.

Are we safe?

Okay, Hoosha, you're messing
with the wrong Ewok.

GONSTER: Now sit, Hoosha.

And stop scaring all the customers.

That Hoosha belongs to you?

That's right. Kind of a guard pet now.

The Duloks paid top rate
to have me taken off their hands.

No, it was the Dragon Riders of Poolok.

No, no, no!

You must be the two-headed Gonster.

Figured that out on your own, huh?

Now, what can I do for you?

We need your help to get rid of a monster.

Well...

(GRUNTS)

You've come to the right place.

"Got a monster, call the Gonster."
That our motto.

No, no, it's,
"No beast too mean for us to clean."

No, no, no!

Please, help us!

Before the Raich eats my pet Bordok.

The Raich!

Now, who would be stupid enough
to let him loose?

Well, I, sort of, removed the cap,

and the Raich, sort of,
you know, tore it up.

You took off the cap?

You voided the warranty.

(CRYING) Oh, I'll never see Baga again.

Isn't there something you can do?

(SNIFFLES) Well, all right.

I guess we can help.

-We've got a pet, too.
-No, we don't.

What do you call the Hoosha then?

He's your pet, not mine.

RAICH: How long will all this take?

A new cap?

Well, it'll take a while.

Then I better go back and stall the Raich.

I'll go with you, Wicket.

Here. Give this Dreamflower Potion
to the Raich.

It'll put him to sleep.

You'll find the Raich
at the edge of the Dead Forest.

The Hoosha will take you.

Teebo, you and Latara stay here

and wait for the magic cap.

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

I can help the Gonster out with my magic.

Great.

Teebo gets to play wizard,

and I'm gonna miss
the Shadow Night Festival.

Oh!

It figures, the Raich would live
in the Dead Forest.

WICKET: That must be the Raich's cave.

Take us down, Hoosha.

Thanks for the ride.

Come on.

I'll put the Dreamflower Potion
in his water.

-(GRUNTS)
-Shh!

Shh!

Hurry!

This'll be easy.

Huh? Whoa!

Whoa! Ahhh!

(GRUNTS) Ah!

(ROARS)

(ROARS)

Let me go!

Wicket! No!

Kneesaa, run for it!

(ROARS)

-(BAGA SCREAMS)
-No!

Oh, do hurry.

These things take time.

I still have to add the dried Wank's eyes.

Dried Wank's eyes. Right.

No, no! We didn't use Wank's eyes.

It was Dorg's ear.

Dorg's ear. Got you.

I'm sure it was Wank's eyes.

Would you settle for sparkleseeds?

Ooh! Sparkleseeds.

These are just what I need
to finish my costume.

Those will go on the cap last minute.

Very important.

Without it the spell won't work.

There.

Just put this on the Raich,

and it'll be turned back
into a tree again.

And remember,
"Got a monster, call the Gonster."

No, no!

"No beast too mean for us to clean."

There.

I think it'll hold for the trip back.

Wait! The sparkleseeds.

Be sure to sprinkle one handful on the cap
just before you use it.

No, no! Two handfuls.

Nonsense. One handful's plenty.

-You don't know anything about...
-Why? What do you mean?

-Whoever said...
-You don't have anything

between those ear of yours.

Never heard of anything like this.

You don't know anything.

You know, Latara,
we make a pretty good team.

You sure you won't go
to the festival with me?

No offense, Teebo,
but I can't go with a Lurdo.

(SIGHS)

TEEBO: Down there!
The Raich is summoning more animals.

LATARA: That must be the Raich's cave.

If the Raich is still calling animals,

Wicket and Kneesaa didn't put it to sleep.

Oh! That means they're in trouble.

What are we gonna do?

Get 'em out of it, I guess.

We can use my Zomba costume.

Well, hope this costume fools the Raich.

Be careful, Teebo.

(YAWNING)

Eat later.

Sleep now.

Wicket, Kneesaa, it's me.

Teebo.

Quick, untie us.

Latara's got the magic cap outside.

Come on.

-(RAICH SNORING)
-Shh!

Stop!

Run!

(ROARING)

(GASPS) Oh, no!

Latara, the magic cap.

Here, take it.

(ROARING)

Deal with this, Raich.

(ROARING)

-What is it?
-A Zakool.

The Raich is controlling him.

Teebo, Latara!

-(GROWLING)
-Baga! It's me, Kneesaa.

Remember?

Ahhh!

-(ROARING)
-(GROANS)

No! Not the cap!

(GRUNTS)

(ROARING)

It didn't work.

We forgot the sparkleseeds, Latara.

The Gonster said one handful.

But he also said two.

Oh, all right.

But they'd have looked fabulous
on my costume.

Throw it to me. Quick.

It's now or never.

-There.
-(ROARING)

(SCREAMS)

Ee Chee Wa Wa!

Huh?

BOTH: Whoa!

(BOTH GRUNT)

Not that I'm complaining
but what happened to the Zakool?

TEEBO: The Raich's spell is broken.

(GROWLING)

(NEIGHS)

Oh, Baga! You're okay!

You did it, Wicket!

Naturally, I am almost a warrior,
you know.

Now...

What should I take for my belt of honor?

Forget that. We're gonna miss
the Shadow Night Festival.

I can't believe it.

No one asked me to go to the festival.

Teebo...

I saw you here all alone so I thought...

Hey, would you dance with me?

Certainly, Latara.

Ee Chee Wa Wa! This is great!

Now, this isn't a date or anything.

Sure, I know.

And could you please put the mask back on?

CHIRPA: So, Logray,

did you ever learn what was wrong
with the animals?

Well, Chirpa, I started to investigate

but before I could discover anything,

the animals were back to normal.

Huh... If it were the Raich,
our best warriors would've handled him.

Well, Chief Chirpa...

-Whoa!
-Forget it, Wicket.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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