02x06 - Gone with the Mimphs/The First Apprentice

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ewoks". Aired: September 7, 1985 – December 13, 1986.*
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The adventures of Wicket W. Warwick and his friends on the forest moon of Endor.
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02x06 - Gone with the Mimphs/The First Apprentice

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Ewoks!
We're the Ewoks, raggedy Ewoks

Living in the tall trees
Living in the spiral

Dancing in the forest
On the moon of Endor

Ewoks all together
And we're having fun

Friends together
Friends forever

Ewoks!

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

We're the friendly Ewoks
We like adventures

Helping friends in danger
Out in the forest

Sharing in the magic
On the moon of Endor

Ewoks all together
And we're having fun

Friends together
Friends forever

Ewoks!

We're the Ewoks, yeah

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

(GROWLING)

What's that?

It's the Hanadak. (SPEAKING EWOKESE)

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

Run, tell Chief Chirpa.

CHIEF CHIRPA:
All warriors, front and center.

We're going to capture the Hanadak
once and for all.

Dangar, Ewoks!

ALL: Dangar, Ewoks, dangar.

Wait for me.

Hey.

Wait, guys.

And where do you think you're going?

To get the Hanadak, Chief Chirpa.

Sorry, Wicket. You're much too young
for such a dangerous mission.

Now, go back with the other Woklings.

But, Chief...

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

KNEESAA: Don't worry, Wicket.

You'll be old enough to go someday.

I'm old enough right now.

(GIGGLES)

You heard the Chief, Wicket.

He needs warriors, not Woklings.

Wokling, huh?

Whoa!

We'll see who's a Wokling

when I get a Hanadak fang
for my belt of honor.

Wicket. You can't go after him alone.

Watch me.

Great going, Latara.

(GIGGLES) Huh.

Phew!

It's getting hot,
but I'm gonna find that Hanadak

if it's the last thing I do.

(SOFT RUMBLING)

What's that?

(SNORING)

The Hanadak.

He's all mine.

I'll just tie him up.

There.

And now for my Hanadak fang.

A perfect fang for my belt of honor.

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

(ROARING)

Dangar!

Give up, Hanadak.
You're my prisoner... (SCREAMS)

(YELLS, STUTTERS)

Nice Hanadak.

(GROWLING)

Ha-ha! You missed me.

(YELLS)

(SPEAKING EWOKESE) There goes
my Hanadak fang, and my slingshot.

(GRUNTS) Oh, no!

(YELLS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

WOKLINGS: Wicket!

Wicket!

-Anything?
-Not a sign.

Well, we've looked long enough.
Let's go back.

Oh, no. We're not leaving
until we find Wicket.

And you apologize.

But the Hanadak is out here.

That's why I put together
this magic Hanadak repellent.

Well, it smells like it would work.

-What's that?
-Hanadak repellent, huh?

We're going to be eaten alive.
Help, help, oh, help.

(BOTH GASP)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Hey, it's the Kagles.

Teebo old pal,
you get out of here, quick.

Before you wind up like your buddy Wicket.

Wicket?

He and the Hanadak,
are really going at it

-down by the river.
-Yeah.

Bashing and smashing,
kicking and screaming, fur everywhere.

-(GASPS)
-Oh, no!

Nothing we can do.

Bye.

Do you think Wicket is... (STUTTERS)

Hanadak meat?

No, I don't believe it.

We'll keep searching until we find him.

Come on, let's check the river.

(GROANS)

Oh, my head.

MIMPH: Smasher, tighten those ropes.

Smasher?

(EXCLAIMING)

Give up, you're a prisoner
of the mimphs.

Yeah, prisoner.

(GRUNTING)

This is ridiculous.

We're taking you back to our village.

Yeah, our village.

Oh.

(GRUNTING)

Captured by a bunch of runts.

If anyone sees me like this,
I'll never live it down.

We've just got to find Wicket.

He couldn't have gone much further.

There's a big waterfall ahead.

I guess we should go home.

Okay.

LATARA: Teebo, we're going in circles.

Ee Chee Wa Wa

Hanadak tracks...

across the river.

ALL: Whoa!

Thanks, Teebo.

Oh, boy.

There's been a terrible battle here.

(KNEESAA GASPS)

Wicket's slingshot.

I'm... I'm beginning to think...

That Wicket is... D... D...

Hanadak meat.

Shodu should have Wicket's slingshot.

She'll want to know
her son went down fighting.

(CRYING LOUDLY)

Wicket! No!

Wicket!

MIMPHS: (CHANTING) We want the Wicket.

We want the Wicket.

We want the Wicket.

(WICKET SNEEZES)

(MIMPHS EXCLAIMING)

Ladies and gentlemen,

the monstrous, the fearsome Wicket.

(GASPING)

-Roar for the crowd.
-Not on your life.

Come on, you're going to make us look bad.

No way! This is humiliating.

Oh, kvark

-What did he say?
-Sounded like Kvark

ALL: Kvark!

(CHANTING) Kvark.

Okay, that's enough.

Stop it already.

MIMPHS: (CHANTING) Kvark!

-MIMPHS: (CHANTING) Kvark!
-(HANADAK GROWLING)

What is it?

(GROWLING)

The Hanadak.

(MIMPHS SCREAMING)

Grab him.

-I got him, he's not slowing down!
-Grab him!

The mimphs, they'll be k*lled.

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Leave the Hanadak to me.

Over here.

(GROWLING)

Dangar!

Huh?

(GROWLING)

That's it. Right to the river.

It worked.

(YELLING)

(CHEERING)

My Hanadak fang.

Now I've got nothing for my belt of honor.

(CHITTERING)

Please, take this gift.

What is it?

A mimph tooth for your belt of honor.

Thrasher lost it in a fight.

Gee, thanks, guys.

Nobody's going to believe this
when I get home.

Oh, don't mention it.

KNEESAA: How will we ever
tell Shodu about Wicket?

(CRYING LOUDLY)

Wicket!

LATARA: This is all my fault.

If I hadn't called Wicket a Wokling,
he'd be alive today.

(BOTH CRYING)

TOGETHER: Wicket!

LATARA: If only he were here.

I'd tell him he's the biggest, bravest
Ewok Warrior on Endor.

(CRYING)

What was that, Latara?

ALL: Wicket!

You're alive!

KNEESAA: What happened?

Oh, I took care of the Hanadak.
Chief Chirpa will really be proud.

Now, Latara, what were you saying?

Wicket, you wouldn't.

BOTH: Latara.

Oh, all right.

Wicket is the biggest,
bravest Ewok warrior on Endor.

(SINGSONG) I can't hear you.

Oh.

What I said was...

Wicket is the biggest,
bravest Ewok warrior on Endor.

ZARRAK: Prophecy pool.

Show me if there is a wizard
mighty enough to stop me

from conquering Endor.

This young Ewok?

Ah, my old teacher Logray
has found himself a new apprentice.

Hmm...

This young one could become
powerful in the future.

If so, he must become
an apprentice of Zarrak's.

(LAUGHING)

Now, try again, young Teebo.

Again? Okay, Master Logray.

Now, you fold like this...

then back like that... fly.

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, boy.

(GASPS)

(MUFFLED) Oh, boy.

When can I learn some big, flashy tricks,
Master Logray?

(SIGHS) Teebo, a good wizard is patient.

You must practice the basic tricks first.

(SIGHS) Practice, huh?

Okay, guys. Look at the new trick
Master Logray taught me.

Fly, little leaf.

Fly, leaf.

Doesn't Master Logray
teach you any good tricks, Teebo?

No, only the boring ones.

He says I have to learn the basics first.

Hey, I got it. I got it!

Now, fly!

-Whoops, it's upside-down.
-And out of control!

(YELLING)

(SPEAKING EWOKESE)

(GIGGLING)

Stop it.

No!

Ew!

Teebo!

Oh, I always get this trick wrong.

(LAUGHING)

(ALL GASP)

Who are you?

I'm Zarrak.

And you must be a great wizard.

-Oh, not really.
-Not even close.

Zarrak.

Now where have I heard that name before?

I was Logray's first apprentice.

I left the village because he wouldn't
teach me what I wanted to learn.

-Big, flashy tricks, I bet.
-The biggest.

(SPEAKS INCANTATION)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

-Would you like to learn that trick?
-I sure would!

Then, come with me.

Now I remember where I heard of Zarrak.

Master Logray said that you...
That you...

Oh...

Kneesaa.

Hey, she's asleep.

-Your friend is tired.
-(KNEESAA SNORING SOFTLY)

Why don't you help her home?

Come on, Teebo, give me a hand.

Wait. You'll wrinkle her hood.

Oh.

Wait. I thought you wanted to learn
my kind of magic.

Well, yeah, I would.

(CHUCKLES)

(WICKET AND LATARA GRUNTING)

I can't believe she's still asleep.

Something's wrong.
We better take her to Master Logray's.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

There.

Phew!

Whoa!

-Oh, no! The cart.
-Get it.

Hurry, Wicket.

I can't believe
Kneesaa's sleeping through this.

Uh-oh.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

LATARA: Look out!

(OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)

Make way!

Oh, no, Master Logray's hut.

Oh! Kvark!

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

(SNORING)

Was there something you wanted?

LATARA: Sorry, Master Logray.
It's Kneesaa, she won't wake up.

Why, she seems to be
under a sleeping spell.

Hm. It's easy to cure.

Sleeping spell.

You don't suppose
that guy Zarrak could have...

Zarrak?

Yeah, he said
he used to be your apprentice.

He was until his impatience
turned him evil.

And I refused
to teach Zarrak evil magic.

He tried to steal our powerful Sunstar,
and the Chief was forced to banish him.

Oh, no.

Zarrak asked Teebo if he wanted
to learn some of his tricks.

Teebo? With Zarrak? No.

Zarrak, we got to stop him.

ZARRAK: All right, apprentice,
let's try it again.

The object of this trick
is to lift a boulder

and send it crashing down on your enemies.

Ee Chee Wa Wa

Your turn.

(SPEAKING INCANTATION)

Now throw it.

(GROANS)

Oh, kvark

(GROANS)

This can't be the Ewok
who can defeat me.

Maybe he's better at transformations.

(ZARRAK SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

(GROWLING)

That is how to change a harmless creature
into a vicious monster.

(ZARRAK SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

(QUACKS)

You try it.

Oh, I don't know.
It seems kind of mean.

-Get on with it.
-Okay. Okay.

Uh...

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

Ooh!

Oh, what's going on? Help! Whoa!

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

Whoa!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(GROANS)

This Ewok's pathetic.

What are you, nuts?

I'll dispose of the little fool right now.

And now, apprentice,
for your final lesson.

Whoa, Master Zarrak,
I don't think I like this trick.

That abyss leads to the realm of spirits.

Only the greatest wizards
have returned from its depths.

(YELLS)

And into it, you must go.

(CHUCKLES SINISTERLY)

Whoa!

Help!

(GASPS) Teebo!

(ZARRAK LAUGHING)

No!

(YELLS)

Zarrak, leave that young one alone.

Welcome, Master Logray.
How nice of you to visit your old pupil.

Wicket, move.

(LAUGHING)

Teebo, catch.

Kneesaa. Latara.

Oh! (YELLS)

(GRUNTING)

Pull... him... up.

Your magic is no match for mine.

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

(LAUGHING)

Dangar!

Get off me, you little fool.

Oh!

It's not over yet.

(GRUNTS) Come on.
We've got to help Wicket.

(GROANS)

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

No, Zarrak.

(GROANING)

BOTH: Dangar, Ewoks.

(SPEAKING INCANTATIONS)

(BOTH GASP)

What's happening?

(BOTH YELLING)

I'm sure Chief Chirpa
would gladly give up.

the Sunstar to save you fools.

(GROANS)

What's going on?

(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)

-No, no.
-Let us out.

Once the Sunstar's mine,
Endor will bow to me.

Oh, no, it's all my fault.
I got to stop him somehow.

The leaf trick.

If I concentrate hard enough.

Come on.

Please work, please.

Ee Chee Wa Wa

Get him.

(LAUGHING)

What are these things?

Whoa!

Teebo did it.

Get away, I can't see.

(SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY)

(SCREAMING)

You great, big, brave, lurdo.

TEEBO: I'm sorry, Master Logray.
No more big, flashy tricks for me.

The little boring ones are just fine.

(CHUCKLES) You will be
a fine wizard someday, Teebo.

Although, Zarrak did show me
one neat trick using strangle vines.

Anyone wanna see it?

No.

(LAUGHING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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