Ewoks!
We're the Ewoks, raggedy Ewoks
Living in the tall trees
Living in the spiral
Dancing in the forest
On the moon of Endor
Ewoks all together
And we're having fun
Friends together
Friends forever
Ewoks
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
We're careless, little Ewoks
We like adventure
Helping friends in danger
Out in the forest
Sharing in the magic
On the moon of Endor
Ewoks all together
And we're having fun
Friends together
Friends forever
Ewoks
We're the Ewoks, yeah
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
I don't see why you don't like
your new scarf, Latara.
Really, Kneesaa?
This is a blue scarf with green stripes.
I wanted a green scarf with blue stripes.
Come on, this way!
Well, I don't mind going back
to Mooth the Trader's Hut.
He always has great stuffs to trade.
Whoa! (GROANS)
Careful, Teebo.
We're passing by the Bobog's lair.
He's the meanest creature in the forest.
(GASPS)
(BOBOG SNARLS)
Get out of here, no good Ewoks!
I'll chew you up and spit you out.
(GRUMBLES)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, no! Here he comes!
(GROWLING)
WICKET: Quick, through here!
(WHIMPERS, STRAINING)
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
My scarf!
-ALL: Latara!
-(TEEBO GASPS)
I'll get you!
(SNARLS)
WICKET: Come on!
And stay off of my property!
(GRUMBLES)
(EWOKS PANTING)
Phew.
-(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-Whoo boy, is he nasty!
MOOTH: Ah...
(MOOTH SNEEZES)
(ALL CLAMORING)
Ee Chee Wa Ma.
Come on!
Mooth!
KNEESAA: Aw, poor Mooth.
You've got a cold.
It's not so bad.
Except business is falling off.
(SNEEZES)
I wish there was something
we could do to help you, Mooth.
Look, Kneesaa,
Eodon tusks. They'd look great,
hanging over my hammock.
Or on my father's helmet.
Hey, Eodon tusks have magical powers.
Oh. They're beautiful.
I've got to have one.
Tell you what.
I'll give the Eodon tusks to whoever
could trade the most of my goods.
(SNIFFLES)
WICKET: You got a deal.
The best place to trade stuff
is by the river.
But watch out for the Bobog.
He's the meanest customer in the forest.
EWOKS: No kidding.
MOOTH: Ah... Ah... Ah...
WICKET: Uh, we'll be back, Mooth.
(MOOTH SNEEZES)
That Eodon tusk is as good as mine.
Customers are always attracted to guys
with my kind of charm.
(SCOFFS)
Latara and I can trade rings
around you and Teebo.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
You're on.
-(GRUNTS)
-Teebo and I
will take one side of the river
and you and Latara can have the other.
Agreed. Whosever traded
the most stuffs wins.
We'll show the girls.
(CRYING)
-(TEEBO WHINING)
-Look!
(GRUNTS)
The Kagles. This will be easy.
They like everything.
-Hey, Wicket.
-Teebo!
-Good to see you.
-How're you doing?
Ah, nice to see you.
Ah, you're in luck.
Today, we're trading
Mooth's delicious swamp pickles.
They're, uh... Uh, really great.
Go ahead, Teebo, take a bite.
-(MUFFLED) Do I have to?
-(WHISPERS) Go ahead.
You want us to lose this sale?
(TEEBO SCREAMS)
Uh, see? Passed out from sheer pleasure.
Hey, Wicket,
you don't have to convince us.
We love Mooth's swamp pickles!
-Eat 'em all the time.
-All the time.
Only thing is, uh,
we don't have anything to trade for them
right now.
We'll catch you next time through.
ALL: Bye.
But, but...
(GROANS)
My mouth will never forgive me.
(LATARA GIGGLING)
Some traders. (CHUCKLES)
Latara, you shouldn't have spied
on the boys.
-But how are they doing?
-It's pathetic.
Those Eodon tusks are as good as ours.
Ah!
Our first customer.
(BUZZING)
KNEESAA: Excuse me,
would you be interested in trading
one of your statues for this cloak?
Well!
Darling, you can't resist,
such a beautiful item.
Look how graceful it is.
Whoa!
Sorry, no trade.
-WICKET: Ha! They're doing terribly.
-But, Wicket,
-we haven't traded anything either.
-Details, details.
We'll make a big sale any minute.
I can feel it. I can see it, come on.
Larry! Old buddy. This is your lucky day.
It's a cold day, if you ask me.
Ah, then you could use this
fire feather blanket to keep you warm.
Oh, that's real nice.
Wish I had something to trade for it.
But I'm just a poor, lonely, old hermit.
(SNIFFLES)
Did I mention I was cold?
(TEEBO CRYING)
Tired.
Friendless.
Don't worry. I probably won't
(SHIVERS) freeze to death
this year.
(SOBBING)
Here, take it already.
Thanks.
-That was really nice, Wicket.
-Yeah, I'm a prince.
We got to find some paying customers.
Even if we have to knock on every door
in the forest.
Hi, we're trading these lovely...
Good afternoon.
Is the lady of the house...
Hello, I'm working my way through...
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
My friend and I are trying to earn a trip
by trading these...
(SCREAMING)
That does it.
There's only one creature
we haven't tried yet.
The Bobog.
What?
He's the nastiest customer in the forest.
Teebo, we've got to trade something,
or the girls get the Eodon tusks.
Come on.
KNEESAA: It slices, it dices...
It removes warts?
Hmm.
(WHISTLES)
Kneesaa, Kneesaa, Kneesaa.
Let me show you how to make a sales pitch.
You know,
women really like guys
who can use one of these.
Know what I mean?
(SHRIEKS)
Put me down!
Help! Kneesaa!
(CREATURE GIBBERING)
-No! Let go!
-Latara!
Grab on!
Whoa!
(GRUNTS)
What a brute!
Uh-oh.
We're near the Bobog's lair.
(BOBOG SNARLS)
He's coming. Hide!
(GRUMBLES)
LATARA: Do you see that?
The old miser's loaded.
I'm gonna trade something
to that furry lump.
KNEESAA: Forget it, Latara.
It's too dangerous.
Do you want the boys to win, Kneesaa?
Besides, anyone as ugly as the Bobog
is in dire need of some beauty aids.
You again!
Uh, hi. Uh...
I'll bet you often ask yourself,
"Where can I go in the forest
for really good shampoo?"
Huh?
Just feel it work on that grimy old scalp.
Hmm.
-Nice.
-And this will give your hair some body.
Latara, not that jar.
-It's full of...
-Tree sap!
(GROWLING)
Come back here!
-KNEESAA: Help!
-Look! The girls are in trouble!
(LATARA AND KNEESAA SCREAMING)
Now... Now we've got other products.
I hope we have something
that can slow him down.
(BOBOG GROWLING)
WICKET: Hey, Bobog!
Huh?
(GROWLING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(GROWLING)
Teebo, toss me something. Quick!
Catch, Wicket!
-Got it!
-I'll get you!
A jar of fludge.
You're throwing me candy, Teebo?
-It's all we have left!
-Oh, well...
Ooh? (GROANS)
Thanks, Wicket. Nice timing.
Let's get out of here.
LATARA: We didn't get a single thing
in trade for all Mooth's stuff.
And we lost everything.
Boy, is Mooth gonna be mad.
BOTH: Huh?
Hi, guys.
Hey, good job, Ewoks.
Thanks for sending the Kagles by.
They traded their family cold cure
for more swamp pickles.
EWOKS: What?
Even the Bobog came in.
Gave me these gems for more fludge.
-He really loves the stuff.
-EWOKS: He did?
So who gets the Eodon tusks?
Well, I gave the Bobog the fludge.
They're mine.
Hey, I had to eat a swamp pickle.
They're mine.
I carried the pack. They're mine.
Well, I risked life and limb
to give that old miser a shampoo.
They're mine.
-(RUMBLING)
-EODON: They're mine!
EWOKS: The Eodon!
EWOKS: Yours.
Uh, enjoy those.
(CREATURE GROWLING)
-(BOTH SQUEAKING INQUISITIVELY)
-(SNORTING APPROACHING)
(BOTH SCREECH IN FEAR)
Endor!
(STRAINING)
And that, young warriors,
is how you subdue a wild grounger.
-Ee Chee Wa Ma.
-Wow.
-Nice job, Chief Chirpa.
-Way to go.
-(WOKLINGS LAUGHING)
-KNEESAA: My dad's the greatest.
Shh.
Yeah, I just wish he'd give me a chance.
CHIEF CHIRPA: Now remember, a true warrior
teaches what he knows to others.
That's it.
KNEESAA AND LATARA: Wicket.
Once Chief Chirpa sees that
I can train a warrior,
he'll take me seriously.
(WOKLINGS GIGGLING)
Why, I bet I can make any Ewok
into a warrior in one day.
One day? (GIGGLES) Don't be ridiculous.
You don't think I can do it, Latara?
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) I know you can't.
(GIGGLES)
-Care to bet on that?
-You're on.
What'll we bet?
-(WOKLINGS LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
EWOKS: Dangar!
Oh!
(LAUGHING)
BOTH: Dangar.
Ewoks!
LATARA: Whoa!
Latara?
(GROANS)
Wiley! Nippet!
(ALL LAUGHING)
You little bark eaters!
Okay, Wicket.
If I win, you'll babysit my brother
and sister for the next moons.
(BOTH GASP)
And if I win, you'll sweep my hut
for the next moons.
Deal.
I'll see you and
Teebo at the end of the day.
BOTH: Teebo?
Hey, he's a wizard's apprentice,
not a warrior.
LATARA: You said any Ewok.
Of course, if you can't do it...
I'll do it.
I hope.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Now, loading the catapult (STRAINING)
is the first lesson a warrior learns.
I don't know about
this warrior stuff, Wicket.
Can't I use magic to move these rocks?
Warriors don't use magic, Teebo.
And remember how much Latara
likes warriors?
Latara?
Ah!
Whoa!
(SCREAMING) Wicket!
Ahhh!
Teebo!
Grab on to that rock!
(TEEBO STRAINING)
Got it!
(SCREAMS)
Ee Chee Wa Ma.
What is it?
Whoa!
Whoa! Ah! Ooh!
It's coming!
(SNARLING)
(ROARS)
Up here!
(SNARLS)
See you later, you big lard lugger.
We're out of here.
Whoa!
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh...
(IN ENGLISH) Just, uh, kidding.
(ROARS)
Jump, Teebo!
-(WICKET SHOUTING IN EWOKESE)
-(WHIMPERING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
BOTH: Whoa!
(CACKLES)
(BOTH GASP)
(WICKET AND TEEBO SCREAM)
(BOTH THUD, GROAN)
-You okay, Teebo?
-Yeah.
Gee, I don't remember
this river being dried up.
That big lurdo's built a dam
to keep all the water for himself.
(CACKLES)
See, Teebo. That's just the kind of bully
my special warrior training
is gonna teach you to b*at.
-Trust me.
-TEEBO: Okay.
Give up, Wicket.
I'm just not the warrior type.
You've got to be. Now try again.
You just loop your vine on a rock
and swing yourself across.
It's easy!
Yeah, sure.
Now, you try.
Okay.
It's working.
I did it! I did it!
(CRIES)
(SQUAWKS)
TEEBO: Whoa!
Wicket!
Help!
Ee Chee Wa Ma.
Oh, no!
(BOTH GRUNT)
(DRUM ROLL)
(RIMSHOT)
(SQUAWKING)
Uh, so, are we going
to try something else?
No! It's hopeless!
I got to buy more time from Latara.
Like, a year!
Wicket is mad at me.
Latara is gonna laugh at me.
(WHISPERING)
I'll never make a warrior.
(SQUEAKING HAPPILY)
(WHIMPERS)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEALS)
(GASPS)
-(SQUEALING)
-My baby!
Who are you?
(STUTTERING) Uh, we're the Tambles
and we need the help of a mighty
Ewok warrior like you.
You've got the wrong Ewok.
But the Blog in the lake up there
has dammed all the water.
If we don't get some water soon,
we'll die.
Die?
(SQUEAKING)
Maybe I can help.
Yeah, I'll show Wicket
I'm a warrior after all.
WICKET: Now, Latara, there are warriors,
and there are warriors.
Now, Teebo, well...
(YELPS)
LATARA: A deal's a deal.
Where is Teebo, anyway?
MOTHER TAMBLE: You won't find him here,
I'm afraid.
He's a brave warrior.
He left to fight the horrible
Blog who built the dam.
The Blog? What's that?
Trouble. Come on, we've got to save Teebo.
-This is awful!
-I'll say,
I'm gonna have to sweep
Wicket's hut for moons.
(LAUGHING)
Uh, Blog, we're asking you to leave now.
(SNARLS)
Okay?
That's tellin' him.
(ROARS)
Now, Blog, we can discuss this.
Whoa!
(RIMSHOT)
So much for being a nice guy.
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
TEEBO: Whoa!
Uh-oh.
No!
Whoa!
Help! Anybody!
Help!
Now!
-(GRUNTS)
-(SHOUTS IN EWOKESE)
Help!
BLOG: Hmm?
(TEEBO GROANS)
-Thanks, Wicket.
-Anytime.
(SNARLS)
Hmm. If we could break that dam,
we can wash that slimy lurdo away.
-That's brilliant!
-I know.
Over here, Blog!
Come and get me, you big ramba melon.
(GROANING)
Come on!
Come on!
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
Come on! Come on!
(SNARLS)
Bye-bye!
(YELPS)
Whoa!
Whoa!
-Look, Wicket's in trouble!
-Come on. We've got to help him.
(BLOG CHUCKLING)
Uh-oh.
Where is he?
(INHALES)
(GURGLES)
-(GASPS)
-Wicket!
Whoa!
(CACKLES)
Help!
-My lasso lace!
-Help!
Wicket! Grab on!
(GRUNTS)
(BLOG LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
All this warrior training
and I still don't know what to do.
You're a wizard, not a warrior, Teebo.
Fight like a wizard.
-Right.
-(ALL GRUNT)
TEEBO: My magic pouch.
Oomba, doomba, boomba!
(GASPS)
Whoa!
(BLOG WHIMPERING)
(BLOG SCREAMS)
Wicket, you're safe.
Ee Chee Wa Ma.
Way to go, Teebo.
Nice magic trick.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Back to normal. Finally.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Teebo,
-you're quite the warrior.
-Thanks.
But I'm not really a warrior.
I'm a wizard's apprentice.
That's right. So, Wicket,
now that you've lost the bet,
you can start babysitting tonight.
What do you mean, Latara?
Teebo b*at the Blog.
But he used magic. That's not in the deal.
-But...
-Now, Wiley likes...
-But...
-But little Nippet only eats...
Who cares about...
-...they get baths after dinner.
-Latara...
...don't forget to wash their ears.
Are you listening to me?
-(WICKET SPEAKS EWOKESE)
-(LATARA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(BOTH LAUGHING HEARTILY)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)