02x04 - Another Brother

[bunniefuu]

Hurry, Mugsy!

I'm running as fast as I can.
We're not gonna make it!

We have to make it!

Whoa!

It's over!
We'll never get across!

Oh yes, we will! All thanks to my…

homemade jetpack!

That's a rocket, not a jetpack.

-Same difference.
-Whoa!

Is this thing safe?

Eh. Probably.

Five, four, three, two…

Hey, what's the big idea?

It was for your own safety.

Well, that's just great.

I guess now
we're not gonna make it to the movie!

Ah, well, excuse me for caring
about you staying in one piece!

You're one piece. A piece of work!

You're always finding
something to whine about.

Well, you're always jumping in
without thinking!

Someone's gotta be the voice of reason!

Yes, sir!

Officer Mugman of the fun police!

Well! If I'm so awful,
maybe you need a new brother.

-Hmm!

That's a great idea!

What?

Sure! You're overprotective and lame,
so I'll find another brother!

Well, fine! Who even needs you?

I certainly don't need you.

Good day!

That's the cliff over there.
I'm actually going this way.

All right, let's find that new brother.

-Whee!
-Yay!

-Whee!
-Yay!

-Whee!
-Yay!

Meh.

All the brothers are already taken.

What was that?

Who is that kid?

Hey, kid!

Where'd he go?

Huh? Eh?

Looking for someone, Cuphead?

Ugh. Get out of here, Bowlboy!

I'm looking for that kid
that was doing all those crazy stunts!

Then look no further.

Wait, that was you?

That's right.

I had no idea you were such a--

Loose cannon?

That's my favorite kind of cannon!

Wanna get silly with a bowl?

Do I?

One thing you gotta know first.

Bowlboy's always got
a few tricks up his sleeve.

I love tricks!

Then check this out.

Spit that out!

-Ptooey!
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, whoa!

You almost k*lled me!

You are irresponsible,
careless, and simply unhinged!

Be my new brother!

Huh. Three o'clock,
and not a single contusion.

This might not be so bad after all.

-Whoo!

Mugsy, I can't thank you enough
for what you said earlier.

I already found a new brother!

-You did?
-Hey, where do we keep the gunpowder?

Between the flour and sugar,
where it's always been.

Thanks, pal. There you are.

So, uh, is your new brother
a pirate or something?

Like a pirate, but better.

Well, so long, Mughead.

Well, who even needs a brother?!

-Special delivery.

For you this time.

It's a pie.

No, thank you. Here's your mail.

Wait, wait! Stay a while!

I need to deliver the mail.

What you need is a new brother.

Just listen to how good this sounds.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mailman, Mugman.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mailman, Mugman.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mailman, Mugman.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mailman, Mugman.

Mugman, Mailman.

Mailman, Mugman.

Mugman, Mailman. Mail--

Hmm. Guess I'll have to find
a brother the old-fashioned way.

As instructed, please come prepared
with two monologues and a song.

Mugman?

What are you doing?

Bowlboy?

Your new brother is Bowlboy?!

Yeah. Bowlboy's up for anything,

and he's always got
a few tricks up his sleeve.

I'm a wild little bowl.

Come on, Bowlsy, we got a jetpack to make.

Don't expect me to pick up the pieces
when you get shattered!

You, Bulbface, you're hired.

Um, I didn't prepare
a monologue or a song.

-Doesn't matter, we're brothers now.
-Please be gentle. I'm very fragile!

Hey, Cuphead, try this on for size.

Cuphead, Bowlboy.

Bowlboy, Cuphead.

I like how that sounds.

Uh, you sure this thing's safe?

Well, well, well!

What happened
to not being too worried about stuff?

Just think about it this way.

Boring old Mugman

would never do anything this crazy.

-Hmm. Good point.
-Mm-hmm.

How about a nice, relaxing game
of checkers?

You want to be red or black?

Checkers? Without helmets?

This cottage is a death trap!

Fine, go! Who needs you,
Officer Bulbface of the fun police?!

Aw, why can't there be
anyone like Cuphead?

Now before we get jetpacking,

there's something I gotta say,
brother to brother.

It's a real Bowlboy doozy!

Lay it on me, Double B.

I've never done
any of this crazy stuff before.

Wait. But all day,
you've been irresponsible,

careless, and simply unhinged.

Well, I was just doing
what I thought you would do.

I want to learn from you, Cuphead,

and be just like you, Cuphead,

and become you, Cuphead!

What was that last part?

Nothing.

Okay, that's it.

Hey! Where you going?

Back to my real brother.
I'm not getting shattered with you!

But I thought we were…
…brothers!

Oh no! Bowlboy!

I'm okay!

I'm still okay.

Cuphead! You were right!

I am too overprotective.

I wanna be reckless like you!

No, Mugsy! No!

Actually, you were right the whole time!

Wait, what?

I'm sorry, Cuphead.

I wish I'd never suggested
we find new brothers.

I'm glad it happened.

Huh?

Yeah, 'cause it made me realize
you're more than just my brother,

you're my best friend,
and that's how it's always gonna be.

Oh, gee, Cuphead. That's real nice.

I'd hug you if my spine wasn't shattered.

Same here, Mugsy.

Hello, boys.

It's your…

…doctor!

Bowlboy!

That's Dr. Bowlboy to you.

And I've always got
a few tricks up my sleeve.