02x12 - Lost in the Woods

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Whew! Chopping firewood sure is hard work.

True, true, my boy.

But if you work hard today…

You can rest easy tomorrow.

Being prepared is my middle name.

Don't forget, I was
the most decorated Cub Scout in my troop.

And don't you forget,

winter is a merciless k*ller!

We must procure enough firewood

to keep us warm
through the long, dark nights.

But with you and your brother's hard work,

I'm sure we'll have
more than enough to survive the winter.

Isn't that right, Cuphead?

Cuphead?

Uh, where is that boy?

And why hasn't he chopped
a single piece of firewood?

Oh! Consarn it, Cuphead!

Don't you realize winter's coming?

This is the time to work hard
so we can enjoy…

That does it! You think this is funny?

Well, now you are gonna take
this pile of firewood

and stack it neatly…

Do you have any idea
what you've just done?

Yeah, I got rid
of all that stinkin' hard work.

And now we don't have
any firewood for the winter.

Eh, I ain't too worried about it.

Oh, is that so?

Well, now you get to gather

the entire season's worth
of firewood by yourself.

So get chopping!

Yes, Elder Kettle.

Uh, you do realize
he didn't even take an axe?

I'll go with him.

Will you cut that out?

Ah, come on, Mugsy, don't be sore.
I'm just having a little fun.

We're not here to have fun,
we're here to chop firewood. Huh!

Stupid rockets.
"Having a little fun."

Did you just launch my axe?

You're lucky we still have yours.

Unbelievable!

Now we'll have to go home
and get another axe.

Okay, fine. Let's go.

Uh, which way was home again?

It's obviously…

Uh…

I'm not sure. Hand me the compass.

Why would you launch our only compass?

I guess I didn't think that one through.

Without that compass, we really are…

…lost in the woods!

…woods! …woods!

Eh, I ain't too worried about it.

Oh, you're not, huh?

Well, it must be nice. The only reason
you're not worried about anything

is because Elder Kettle and I
worry about everything for you.

In fact, we do everything for you!

Oh, relax, would ya?

Me not worrying about stuff
is the only reason

we have any fun around here.

You wouldn't make it one day
without me and my worrying!

Ah, banana oil!
I've had it with you and your worrying!

Oh really?

Well, I'll tell ya what.

I'll keep worrying about stuff,
and you keep not worrying about stuff,

and see where that gets you!

Okay, I will!

Good. I'm outta here.

Great. Me too.

-Good!
-Great!

Hmm!

-I was going the other way.
-I went the wrong way too.

Just a bit of a mix-up!

-So I'll just find my own way out.
-Best be on my way then.

Mugman!

What happened?

I worried too much.

Oh, he learned it from me!

I tried to tell ya.

What a couple of jerks.

So cold.

Oh, it's freezing.

Okay, so getting a little hungry.

Not too worried.

Just gotta find some…

Food!

-Oh hello.

Still ain't too worried.

Bleh.

So cold.

So hungry.

A little worried now.

Maybe whoever lives here will help me.

-Yes, may I help you?

Mugsy, what are you doing out here?

Well, someone I once knew
lost our only compass.

Then the harsh winter set in,

and I was forced to build this cabin
and lodge here until spring.

Now if you'll excuse me,
it's quite cold and I'm baking a pie.

Wait, Mugsy!

I'll freeze to death! I'll starve!

I ain't too worried about it.

Ah!

Well, Cuphead,
I hope you learned something.

I'm not one to rub it in,
but as you can now clearly see,

worrying wins the day.

-A wise man once--

My pie!

That's it!

-What're you doing?
-Huh?

I said, what're you doing?

Look, Cuphead, I'm launching
my cabin with Cuphead inside.

Now leave me alone, Cuphead.

Cuphead?

Ooh!

Well, now we've lost everything.

We're gonna die out here!

Now are you worried about it?

You jerk!

I'm not a jerk, you are!

No, you are!

Boys!

There you are.

Where have you two been?

I've already chopped up all the firewood.

Come, get inside before you catch cold.

And Cuphead, shave that beard.

I'm not raising a bum.

Hey, I-- I guess we both didn't
handle things too well back there.

Uh, I just want to say I'm sorry.

I didn't have any…

Aw, nuts.