01x07 - Star Spangled Sidekicks/The Justice Friends: TV Super Pals/Game Over

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[Click click click]

Into the vault!
So speaks Dr. Diablos!

Man:
Halt, evil doers!

No! It cannot be!

♪ Major glory

Wow! Wow!

That was the best
major glory

wow! You said it!

Take that,
Dr. Diablos!

Wait a second, kids.

I will be hiring
a sidekick

to help me battle
the forces of evil.

So, if you
have spunk, tenacity,

and the good old
American spirit,

then you, too, can be
my sidekick!

I'll be at the independence mall
this weekend

to personally handpick
the youngster

who will battle by my side
for justice.

Salutations, america!

Not since the completion
of my lab

has there ever been a more
important moment in time.

I, Dexter, pledge before
the disciples of science--

Einstein,

Tesla,

Newton--

that I shall become
none other than...

Major glory's
sidekick!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

And what is so
humorous about that?

Ha ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, stop
this laughing
this instant!

Ok, ok, Dexter.

Don't get your
underwear into
a wrinkle.

Look, you're
my brother and all,

so I'll be honest
with you.

You gotta be
kidding me!

You don't got
what it takes.

Just look
at you.

You're -foot
nothing.

You can
barely see.

And besides
everything,
you're a dork.

Yahhhhhhhh!

And I supposeyou've
got what it takes

to be
a superhero's sidekick?

Of course.

I've got style, pizazz,

and I can kick some--

well, you know.

Yes?

Forget it.

There is nothing more
to be said.

I will be
major glory's sidekick,
and you will not.

That's whatyou
Dexter!

No, Dee Dee!

That is what Iknow.

Ha ha ha!

Mom:
Kids! Bedtime!

Hi there!

We're here in front
of independence mall

where over a million kids

have turned up to audition for
the position of sidekick

to the world's greatest
patriotic crime fighter...

Major glory!

Greetings and salutations,
america!

Next!

And what isyour
and power, citizen?

I am fat boy,

and with my trusty
fork and Kn*fe,

I can take a bite
out of crime.

I'm sorry, son,

but america's heroes
are on a diet.

Dexter: Beware, evil doers!

From deep within the caves
of cyberspace technology

lurks the legendary
intergalactic defender
of justice...

Dek-star!

Oooh...

Aaah...

Hmmm...
Not bad, dek-star.

You seem to be
a little better
than the others.

A little?! Why,
I am the best there is.

Dee Dee: Stop!

Oh, say, what I see
by the dark's light at night...

A crime of pure evil
is at hand in my sight.

With a punch and a kick,
I patriotically fight,

as the star spangled banner
does wave in the night!

For in my heart, I will
always be true...

Always and forever
for the red, white, and blue!

Beautiful.

Let me guess.

You're
the pink p*ssy Willow
or some such thing.

Wrong!

I'm deeva dynamite!

Pow!

Deeva dynamite!

In all my years
as a defender of truth,

I have never met a person
with so much spirit.

Will you do me the honor
of becoming my sidekick?

Of course!

Excellent!

Dexter:
Uh, excuse me,
major glory,

but what
about dek-star,
boy of wonder?

I'm sorry,
dek-star,

but that gal's
dynamite!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ohhh...

Dexter:
Dr. Diablos?!

Aaahhhhh!

Dr. Diablos:
It's time to take
your medicine, major glory!

Not ifwe
can help it!

Huh?

[Clunk]

Ha! Nobody clunks
my sister but me!

Dee Dee, you
dropped a quarter!

I did?

Wow!

Nice job, deeva!

Thanks.
It was nothing.

[Panting]

Major glory,
can I talk to you
for a second?

Sure!

Take five,
boys.

Well, I can't

help you fight crime

and protect

the innocent anymore.

You can't? Why not?

I already have
an innocent

who needs
my -hour protection.

It's ok, sweetheart.
I understand.

Salutations,
deeva dynamite!

Come, fat boy.

Dee Dee:
Salutations,
major glory!

The justice friends...

Three of earth's
mightiest heroes...

Joining forces
under one roof

to face the challenge
of everyday life.

Starring...

Major glory,

valhallen,

and the infrangible krunk

in...

[Alarm ringing]

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes! I've got the stamp!

And I'm gonna use it...

To mail this b*mb
to the president!

Major glory:
Curb your tongue,
disgruntled postman!

Major glory?!

That'smister

well, I've got
a special delivery...

Foryou!

Ahhhh! Bills!

Unnhh! Oh! Ow!

So, major glory...

Any comments
about your capture
of disgruntled postman?

Well, sue,

it looks like
disgruntled postman

will need to fill out
a change of address form

made out to...
The city jail!

Ha ha ha!

Hoo hoo hoo...
The city...
Ha ha ha!

Hoo hoo ha ha!

Boy, am I funny!

Say, when's
this gonna be on?

Uh, about : .

: !
Why, that's
in a half an hour.

I gotta hear
that joke again.

E pluribus unum!

♪ Ahhhhhhh

yes, yes!
Keep screaming.

The haunting song
of the siren

has finally been
captured on tape--
byme...

Minotaur!

And with proper distribution
and cross promotion,

I shall rule the world!

Valhallen: Not!

Minotaur:
Valhallen!
Viking god of rock!

Unhand those bodacious babes,
cow dude.

Ho ho ooohh!

Oh, sure, sure, sure...

But first, can I have
your autograph?
Oh, please!

Uh...ok!

Yo, bossy. You don't
know what time it is,
do you?

Sure.
It's about : .

: ! Man, I gotta go.

The monster truck pull
is on.

Now, you let
those girls go. Ok?

Ok.

So long, cow pie!

Meow.

Meow.

Yeeeowww!

Krunk throw
something else!

Oooh, no, no,
krunk! It's ok.

Miss kitty can just
live in the tree.

Oh, no.

Krunk want kitty
come down.

Come down!
Come down!

Come down, kitty!

[Crying]

Krunk want kitty!

Meow!

Cat on head!

Look, susie.
Krunk save kitty.

Susie! It's : , honey.
The TV puppet pals are on.

TV puppet pals!
Gotta go. Bye!

Krunk:
TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals,

lots of fun for
guys and gals!

Say, major...
What are we
waiting for?

We're waiting
for you to unlock
the door!

I forgot my key.

Hey, hey,
it's ok, buddy.

Krunk: TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals!

Lots of fun
for guys and gals!

Hurry, hurry...
Oh, geez, he's--

he's coming!
He's almost here!

I can't watch!

Yeah!
I got it!

Good!

Krunk: TV puppet pals!
Lots of fun for guys and gals!

Krunk home!

Hi, krunk. Hi, krunk.

TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals,

lots of fun
for guys and gals!

Both: TV puppet pals?!

Hey, krunk!

Hey,
puppet pal clem...

Where do people
keep their money?

I don't know,
puppet pal Mitch.

Where?

At the first
national bonk!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, krunk!

You want to
see something
really funny?

Check this out,
big guy.

TV: So, major glory, any
comments about your capture--

major glory: You're
blocking the TV!

I want to watch
the monster
truck pull!

Oh, yeah?

Well, here's your
monster truck...Pull!

Oooh! My
golden tresses!

So that's the way you want it,
eh, glory boy?

Bring it on, hippie!

[Pow!] Unnh! Oww!

Look out, clem!
There's a bug
on your head.

I'll get it.

Bonk!

Waha ha ha!

Krunk:
Waha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪

Yaaaaahhhh!

Knock, knock.

Ha ha ha ha!

Who is there?

Ha ha ha!

Bonk on the head!

Heh heh heh!

Krunk want
puppet pals!

Wow. I'm sorry,
krunk.

I guess we got
a little out
of hand.

Sorry, valhallen.
No hard feelings.

It's, uh, kind of
funny though, huh?

Fighting over the TV,

then actually
breaking the TV.

Ha ha!
Huh, krunk?
Ha ha! Right?

Krunk want puppet pals!

Why, sure!
Ha ha!

Any way
we could help?
Ha ha ha!

Uh oh. Uh oh.

TV puppet pals!
TV puppet pals!

Hey, puppet pal
valhallen...

Can you guess
what time it is?

I do not know,
puppet pal
major glory.

What time is it?

Why, it's
bonk time.

Waha ha ha ha!

Dexter! Want to see
my new dance?

No.

It's called
the fanciful unicorn.

Girl, I have seen
better steps
on a ladder.

Oh, yeah?

Likeyou
any dances,
Dexter.

[Click]

Yes.

It is called the robot.

Word!

Ok, say it.

Say what?

You know
very well "what."

Now get
on with it!

Oh, I can't
possibly
begin to know

what you're
talking about,
Dexter.

But would it have
something to do
with the fact that--

here we go.

I won! I won!
I won! I won!

I won! I won!
I won! I won!

Again.

I am the primal fighter
champion!

Man, Dexter,

for a boy genius,
you sure do stink.

I'll showyou
primal fighting!

Yeeeahhh! Yeeeahhh!

Knock, knock!

Hey, kids.

Hello, father.

Hiya, hiya!

Now, open your hands
and close your eyes

and you will get
a big surprise!

Dexter:
Master computer?

Wow, dad. Thanks.

A video game.

Ano

ha ha! Well,
I know how much

you like gadgets
and stuff, Dexter,

but what
you got there

ismo
a video game.

It's a bargain!

Got it for a nickel
from a gypsy.

Well, kids,

I'd best be
moseying along.

I got this swell -track
for your mother.

So long!

Thank you, father.

Thanks for nothing.

Ouch!

Hey, what's this?

Oooh. Hey, Dexter!

You dropped
your new video game.

Want to play?

No.

'Cause master computer
is a lame, old, outdated game

with vertex graphics,

bits of memory,
one level of play.

It has no scaling capabilities,
no digital stereo sound,

no multi-player,
no secret codes...

Man! The guys
don't even bleed!

Plus, I mastered it
when I was , ok?

No.

You just don't
want to play

'cause you know
I'll b*at you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

You're on!

Go, baby, go!

[Crash]

Don't even
say it.

Will you
please

get out
of my laboratory!

I don't want
to play with you
no more!

Dexter,
you're just a...

Sore loser!

Good-bye!

Don't let the door hit you
on the way out.

Dee Dee: Ouch.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes!

It won't budge.

Errr! Uhhh! Arrrgh!

Come on! What is wrong
with you?

Ooooh! Arrgh! Unnh!

Master computer:
Dexter, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

Huh?

Thank you
for releasing me

from my
cartridge prison.

Now I, master computer,
have plenty of cyberspace

in which to expand
my evil powers!

Ha ha ha ha!

Lab computer: Dexter, all
circuits are being taken over

by a foreign virus.

Please initiate complete
system shutdown

to save core
permanent memory.

Master computer: You thought
I was a mere toy!

Well, now it's time
I toy withyou!

What?

Now you're in
my

shall we play a game?

Waaaaahhh!

Oooh! This game grid
is too vast.

I need something
in which to go fast.

Hmmm...now that
I have been digitized

I should have access to all
modes of play, correct?

Let's see...
Beam cycle program.

Go!

I have you now, master computer.

Whoa!

Holy megabytes!

Time for some
quick maneuvering!

Noooo!

[Burp]

Aaaahh! No!

I'm trapped
in the grid spider's
web site!

Man, this stinks.

Ok, I admit it.

I can't play video games
to save my life.

Literally.

I am sorry,
computer.

I have failed you.

Lab computer: Dexter, thereis
someone who can help us.

No, not that!

Anything but that!

Lab computer: I have saved
just enough power

to send out
a message droid.

Shall I
patch you through?

Ohhhh!

[Beep beep]

Hello.

Dee Dee:
Oh, hello, Roy-bot.

Come on in.

Would you like
some batteries?

[Beep beep]

A message?

Forme?

Well, let's see...

Yeah, looks like
you got something

jammed in here
real good.

Were you in a--

help me, Dee Dee!

You're my only hope!

Dexter?

Dexter:
Stop it, Dee Dee!

Now listen.

I need you
to go into my lab.

But I'm not allowed
in your lab.

Now you are.

Forever?

Not forever.

Well, I don't--

ok, ok,forever.

Now listen, Dee Dee.

I need you
to go into my lab

and play a game
of master computer.

And win!

And if you do, I promise
I won't get mad

when you b*at me
at video games. Ok?

Promise
get mad?

I promise!

Ok!

I must be mad.

Now foryou,
master computer!

Dee Dee did it!
Dee Dee did it!

I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won! I won!

Dexter:
Dee Dee, quick!

Remove
the cartridge!

Good! Now get me
out of here!

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee,
what are you doing?

You said if I won,
you wouldn't get mad

if I b*at you
at video games, right?

Uh...right.

Dee Dee: Well,
prepare to be beaten!

Primal fighter!

[Grunt grunt]

Oh, no!

No, Dee Dee, no!

Ok, ok! You win!

Ow ow ow!

You win!

enter at
your own peril,

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab