01x13 - Inflata Dee Dee/The Justice Friends: Can't Nap/Monstory

[bunniefuu]

[Piano music playing]

[Rap music playing]

[Music stops]

[Beeping]

Oh, my! I'm late!

Hmm. Now, which one
was it again?

Ah. Here it is.

Computer:
Please provide password
for voice recognition

and access
to laboratory.

Ahem. Ahem.

[As Dexter]
I am Dexter, boy genius.

I live by the laws
of science,

and I hate my stupid
sister Dee Dee.

Good afternoon, Dexter.
I will now teleport you
to the lab.

Hi, Dexter!

Dee Dee,
what are you doing
in my laboratory?

Boy,
that's a tough one.

Well,
what areyou
in your laboratory?

No, no.
I asked you first.

No, no.
I askedyou

what?

What?

Stop that!

Stop that!

I'm serious!

I'm serious!

Ooh!

Ooh!

You are
so annoying.

You are
so annoying.

Will you just
get out of my
laboratory?!

Hmm. Ok.

Now, where was I?

Wait a second.

The exit'sthis

Dee Dee!

Hi, Dexter.

Dee Dee,

take off my
hydroplasmatic
inflation suit

this instant!

Ooh, what does it do?
What does it do?

Oh, it, uh,
it does nothing.

It does absolutely
nothing.

I guess
you can now just
take off the suit

because you know
it does nothing.

Boy, Dexter, for being
such a "boy genius,"

you sure do make
the dumbest things.

Ha! You are
the dumb one

because all
you have to do

is turn that dial,
and---

dial?

No!

Dee Dee,

come down here
this instant

and take off
my suit.

Hi, Dexter!

I do not have
any more time

to spend on this
foolishness.

You are not
bothering me!

I am ignoring you!

Just stay calm,
Dexter.

You must continue
your work.

Ha ha ha!

That's it! Dee Dee,
I'm bringing you down!

It's Dexter time!

Computer, engage
Dee Dee interception.

Heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh!

Huh?

I've got you now,
Dee Dee!

Gotcha!

♪ La da Dee
la da dah ♪

♪ la da Dee
la da dah ♪

[Boing boing boing]

Whee!

Hi, Dexter!

The prey is spotted.

Dee Dee!

I got you, Dee Dee!
I got you!

Aah!

Dee Dee,
I can't see!

Oh...

My hydroplasmatic
inflation suit
is ruined.

Wait a second,
Dexter.

I can still make
your balloon suit
fly.

Announcer:
The justice friends--

of earth's
mightiest heroes

joining forces
under one roof

to face the challenge
of everyday life.

Starring major glory,

valhallen,

and the infragible krunk

in...

Uh...

Ah.
The mighty valhallen.

How easily defeated
you are

once you have been
robbed of your mighty a*,

while i--mental mouse--
grow stronger with its power.

Soon I will possess
an intellect great enough

to corner the world
cheese market.

[Growl]

[Gasp]

White tiger!

Oh, rats.

Thou may have sapped
the power of my a*,

but thou art no match
for white tiger.

His slashing claws,

lightning speed,

and catlike reflexes

shall aid
in my disposal of thee.

By channeling his
static electricity
through my a*,

I shall take
my power back!

Many thanks,
my old feline friend.

I do believe
we've made mincemeat
of the mental one.

[Yawn]

Thrashing super-foes
is most exhausting.

Let us crash at my place
for the night.

Thou shalt love
my roommates.

[Growl]

Uh, no. I don't think
we have any fish.

Shh. My roommates
are catching many zs.

Shh.

[Whistling]

Yowch!

Rest well
upon yon sofa.

Come the morn, we shall
thrash many villains.

Thank you!
Good night!

[Growling]

[Snoring]

Bottle empty.

Got milk?

Milk good for Teddy.

[Sniffing]

[Purring]

Kitty!
Oh, pretty kitty.

Major glory:
Why, yes, miss Liberty.

I'd love to take
the guided tour.

[Gasp]

Ah-choo!

Cat! Cat! Cat!

What is this--
this creature
doing in here?

Now be a good kitty.

Find a nice garbage can
to sleep in!

Wilma!

Uh, uh, krunk!

Coochie-coochie-coo,
kitty.

How many times
have I told you

I am deathly allergic
to c-c-c-c--

ah-choo!

We must get rid
of the cat

at any co--
at any c-c--

ah-choo!

Major glory:
Ok, krunk.

Time for operation
scat-cat.

Sic 'em, boy.

Krunk: Squeak, squeak.
Me am helpless mouse.

Squeak.

Squeak, squeak.

[White tiger growls]

Squeak!

[Snoring]

Major glory, sniffling:
Ok, krunk.

Now, it is a known fact
cats love to scratch.

Ah-choo!

I--i can't hold out
much longer.

Krunk, we must
put cat out!

Krunk stop cat
reign of terror.

Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

[White tiger growls]

Aah!

Krunk!

Oh, krunk.
It seems as though
we've met our match.

[White tiger growls]

Aah! My knitting!

Drop that yarn,
you cad!

Ah-choo!

[Yawn]

Hey. Good morning.

Did you meet
my roommates?

Whoa! Looks like
they partied
too hard.

Well, we're going out
to get some breakfast!

Later, dudes.

Krunk, look.
It's heck-hound!

Hound! Hound! Hound!

Ah-choo!

Dog.

I, the evil
mathmagician,

shall capture
all the children

and force them
to do homework forever!

Announcer:
Just then...

Major glory!

You asked for it.

Uh-uh-uh!
No v*olence in schools.

Hmm. You're right,
but there is one way
to stop you.

No! Not justice
fruit pies,

a delicious treat you'd
have to be crazy to hate!

Oh, I give up.

Thanks, major glory.

[Muffled]
Don't thank me.

Thank justice
fruit pies!

What?

I said--oh!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Aah! Aah!

[Thinking]
My recent study

of horton's theory
of "who"

has led me to believe
that I have found

some sort of submolecular
life-forms.

Utter silence
is necessary

to focus in
on their quantum
sound wavelengths.

[Ding]

Hi!

Oh, Dee Dee,

I am doing very
delicate research.

I need
absolute quiet.

So anyway,
I went to the park
to meet my friend Lilah

who started to tell me
a story about a story

of a boy and a girl
who met in the park,

and the boy said
to the girl--

uh, wait a minute.

This isn't
another one

of your stupid
knock-knock jokes,
is it?

No.

So anyway,

the boy told the girl
that he came to the park
from his house

to see her
and to tell her--

hey!
Can you not be quiet
for a nanosecond?

I cannot even
hear myself think!

So the boy continued
to tell the girl

who came to the park
from her house--

just shut up!

And the girl took
a big, flying pony
to the park--

I got to
shut her up!

Dee Dee, would you
like a drink?

Thank you.
Iwa

[gulp gulp gulp]

From all that talking.

Silence!

[Growl]

And the girl rode in
on the pony!

Oh, sweet father
of chemistry,

what have I done?

Oh, sh**t.

Ha ha! Nice Dee Dee.
Nice Dee Dee.

Aah!

[Growl]

Help! Help! Save me!
I'm a genius!

Save the brain!
Save the brain!

Dexter,
I haven't finished
my story yet.

Wah!

[Panting]

[Crying]

[Crash]

My lab!

Shut up!

This is unacceptable!

You want to t*rture me?
Fine,

but when you mess
with the lab,

there will be
a Piper to pay.

It is time to fight fire
with fire.

I'm coming after you.

Uh...uh...

[Growl]

Oops.

[Whistling]

Youw
to my story!

Whew!

Oh, Dexter! Dexter!

Now where did he go?

Ahh. Peace at last.

[Ring]

[Yawn]

[Growl]

So anyway,
the boy told her

that he liked ponies,
too.

No. Wait a second.

Maybe it was theboy
who rode in on a pony.

Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!

Aah!

Well, nonetheless,
it was a pink pony, and--

oh, Dexter! Dexter!

Aah! Monster!

[Burp]

Dee Dee: Oh,
there you are,
Dexter.

So let's continue.

The boy and the girl
were in the park,

and the pink pony
brought some snacks--

I'm sorry, miss, but
we have a one monster
per building rule.

I'm going to have to
give you a ticket.

Now then,
I'll need your license
and registration.

Uh-huh. We'll just
send you a bill.

Hey, Dexter!
I see you!

This ends now!

But I'm not finished!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Nitro-punch!

Mud saw!

Tail rip!

Squid att*ck!

Monkey mouth!

Octo-bash!

Aah! Aah!

Now you'll listen.

So the boy told the girl
in the park on the pony,

"knock knock."

No!

enter at
your own peril,

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab