02x12 - Gorillas in our Midst!

[bunniefuu]

MILO: Hurry up with the loot, you filthy vermin.

Genetic experimentation isn't free.

Fakes?

Impossible.

I scoped out that diamond depository myself.

Unless BATMAN: That's right, Milo.

Those cubic zirconium were embedded with a tracking device that led us straight to this lab.

Your unholy experiments end tonight.

Achilles Milo.

Your day of reckoning is at hand.

Aah! It isn't for us to decide his fate, Spectre.

This monster will get what's coming to him in a court of law, understand?

Monster?

I'll show you fools what a real monster looks like.

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

Huh, typical.

You know, my way would be easier.

But my way is just.

[GRUNTING]

SPECTRE: Only the guilty will suffer tonight.

Aren't you done toying with him yet, mortal?

[GRUNTING]

[SHOUTS]

[GRUNTING]

Now I'm done toying with him.

We'll leave him for the police.

As you wish, Batman.

But your leniency with criminal scum continues to disappoint me.

You should have listened to the ghost.

I'll be back out on the street in two months.

You'll never stop me from continuing my great work.

Lady justice will deal with you, Milo.

Achilles Milo.

[CHATTERING]

Wait.

What are you?

The time has come for the evil you've wrought to consume you.

Such is the wrath of the Spectre.

[MILO SCREAMS]

I'm positive.

There wasn't a single one left in the jungles, Detective Chimp.

But if Grodd believes in ape supremacy I still don't see why he would kidnap the earth's entire ape population.

He's raising an army and we're gonna find out why.

The Bureau of Amplified Animals never gave us gadgets like this.

I'm surprised you didn't leave Gotham in more how shall I say, capable hands?

B'wana Beast may have unorthodox powers but he always proves himself.

I'd like a chance to prove myself with his partner.

They don't call her Vixen for nothing.

[GROWLS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

A suit?

I thought k*ller Moth would be an actual moth.

Bummer.

How about the strength of a bull to flatten them out?

Honey, you used the bull yesterday.

Maybe the durability of a cockroach to wear them down?

No, I'd rather do something quick.

Kangaroo kick ought to work.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[NEIGHING]

[SNARLING]

[GRUNTING]

Unh.

[MEOWS]

I remembered your favorites: Kittens and ponies.

[NEIGHS]

B'wany, ha-ha-ha, you're too sweet.

[PURRS]

GORILLA GRODD: The great powers of the ape world have finally put aside their differences to form GASP.

Gorillas and Apes Seizing Power.

[ALL BELLOWING]

Before you stand my allies the Gorilla Boss of Gotham City and Monsieur Mallah.

Nothing topples the boss.

Capiche?

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[ALL BELLOWING]

The human world will cower before GASP and Batman will finally be forced to recognize our intellectual superiority.

You said this was for the good of apekind yet you obsess over this Batman.

It's not obsession to know your enemy's every move.

Isn't that right, Detective Chimp?

[ALL GROWLING]

So you saw through my disguise, Grodd.

It would seem your delusional vision is 20/20 today.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Chimp?

Chimp?

If you can hear me, detective, I'm coming for you.

[GRUNTS]

You think yourself so clever yet you fell for a simple ploy to draw you away from your precious Gotham.

A city I will soon rule.

Is it the city you're after or is it me?

[LAUGHS]

Don't flatter yourself, Batman.

You are of no significance to Grodd.

Is that so?

Nice belt.

It goes with your eyes.

I've had this belt for years.

You've just never seen me wear it.

What are you fools waiting for?

Get him.

[ALL GRUNTING]

BATMAN: Now, what have you done with Chimp?

I say, Batman, old chap.

This is a bit of a sticky wicket.

GORILLA GRODD: Finish him.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[BATMAN GROANS]

Soon your city will be a glorious apetopia under the command of the Gorilla g*ng.

Imagine it, a Gotham without a Batman.

BATMAN: Grodd's g*ons.

Lasers about to do us bodily harm.

No way out.

Unless Chimp, do you have your magnifying glass on hand?

I'd be naked without it.

Good.

Toss it to me.

Of course.

The glass will refract the laser beam.

[SHRIEKS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Now to the Bat-plane.

[COOING]

What?

No way, that's not what it's about.

She loves my outfit.

And you're one to talk about smell.

Wait, here she comes.

- You wanted to chat about something?

- I guess now is as good a time as any.

I've been thinking about us and [BUZZING IN DISTANCE]

Wait, what's that sound?

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKING]

They're my lookout drones to help us patrol the city.

Pretty cool, huh?

B'wany, you're scaring the civilians.

Honey, Gothamites are used to flies and rats.

[SQUEAKS]

Flying gorillas?

Now that's gross.

It's Grodd, and he's brought an invasion army.

We can't let them take over the city.

[SCREAMS]

Make it easy on yourself and give up now, Grodd.

Ah! The vivacious Vixen.

We'll see how long your beauty lasts from a cell in apetopia asylum.

[GRUNTS]

[SQUEALS]

[VIXEN SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

It's a Pegasnake, or maybe a Snigeon?

Like it?

Argh.

Wonderful.

[BEEPING]

Grodd doesn't know who he's messing with.

We'll have his monkey shines wrapped up before Batman even knows he was here.

[GRUNTING]

Exterminate those two abominations so we can begin our conquest.

[ALL GRUNTING]

I've picked things out of my teeth that were bigger than you.

Agh! [GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

In seconds, you'll be a harmless little inch-ape.

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

Oof! [ALL GRUNTING]

Unh.

Agh, unh! - Lf you've hurt her, Grodd, I'll - Do what?

Humankind is weak, brainless [SNIFFS]

and smelly.

But you you're just pathetic.

And Batman thought you could defend Gotham.

Take out this trash.

DETECTIVE CHIMP: Gotham appears no worse than usual.

Perhaps, the old boy pulled it off?

Like I said, he's good, just peculiar.

[YELLS]

[HORN HONKS]

[GIBBERING]

Watch it, you clumsy halfwit.

That was an ape driving a cab.

[SIREN WAILING]

[GUARD GIBBERING]

He says we're being taken to jail.

Now he thinks I might be able to get off, but I'm afraid you're toast, old man.

His words, not mine.

We'll let them take us to their stronghold and Grodd.

[GRUNTING]

This is my fault.

Batman trusted me to protect Gotham and I failed.

B'wany, worrying won't help.

We'll find a way out of this.

How?

They've got your amulet.

All the animals are gone and my powers only make these apes stronger.

Mari, let's face it, you could do a lot better than me.

When it comes to superheroes and boyfriends I'm strictly D-list.

So just get it over with and dump me already.

B'wany, I DETECTIVE CHIMP: Take your paws off me, you dirty ape.

[GRUNTS]

Come back here and fight.

Cuffs or no cuffs, I'll box your ears in.

Well, hello there.

I don't believe we've had the pleasure.

I'm Chimp.

Detective Chimp.

B'wany, combine him with something so we can escape.

I rather he combined you and I, my dear.

Heh, we'd make quite the couple, don't you think?

[CHUCKLES]

A couple.

You and I, huh?

Charming, but moot.

B'wany's powers don't work on humans.

[BUZZING]

Then use this.

Combine my superior genetics with a bee?

Are you mad, man?

I vociferously protest, I [BUZZING]

When I get back, I'm going to sting you.

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

Soon we will have a whole wing of the zoo dedicated to Batman and his crime-fighting ilk.

[ROARS]

[GIBBERING]

GORILLA GRODD: Where are they?

[GRUNTING]

A stint in the Gotham zoo would be a vacation compared to where you're going, Grodd.

Ragh! You handle his g*ons.

- I'll go for Grodd's helmet.

- Already on it.

[GROWLS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

You just don't learn, do you, girly?

Grodd took over Gotham on my watch.

I let everyone down.

You, Mari.

I picked you for this mission because I believed in you, B'wana.

Now go and prove me right.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Sure hate to mess up that pretty face.

But I'll get over it.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Ostrich plus alligator, what do you think?

Repulsive and wonderful.

[ALL GRUNTING]

GORILLA GRODD: Enough! It's not too late, Chimp.

I could use you in our noble cause.

Don't bother, Grodd.

Batman taught me a Tibetan meditation to shield my mind from your evil influence.

Fool! [GRUNTS]

Only a twisted psyche like yours could think these mind-controlled creatures are in a utopia.

You will meet your demise in front of all your fellow humans.

A fitting testament to all that Gotham belongs to Grodd.

[BOTH GRUNT]

The cavalry's on the way, Bats.

[ALL GRUNT]

Vixen, if this is indeed the end at least I had the pleasure of fighting at your side.

Can it, Chimp.

I'm getting us out of this.

And the lady's spoken for.

[HAWK SCREAMING]

[GROWLS]

[HISSES]

[GRUNTS]

B'wany, what are you doing?

Not now.

Need to concentrate.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Say, "Uncle," Batman.

Make me, monkey.

Monkey?

[GRUNTS]

Oh, no.

[SCREAMS]

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, this is not happening.

B'wany, how did you?

Just a little something I threw together.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

I'll take care of Batman myself.

Hmm?

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Did you know ants can lift 10 times their own weight?

Oh, heh, right.

[LION GROWLS]

I knew you would come through, B'wana.

Good show, old man.

I was wrong to doubt you.

Now, where were we before all this started?

Oh, yes.

We have to finish our little talk.

Mari, I know I'm not anyone's idea of the perfect boyfriend but if you just - Will you marry me?

Me?

Marry?

Mari?

You?

Us?

Yes.

I will, I do.

[CHUCKLES]

Come here, you.

Mm.