04x07 - The Mask

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

-(COURAGE SNORING)
-(MURIEL HUMMING)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

WOMAN: Dogs are evil.

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

MURIEL: Courage?

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Oh, playing with your new friend?

That's grand.

Pleased to meet you.

Courage doesn't make many friends,
you know?

We'd love it if you'd join us for tea.

(BABBLING)

Fine.

I'll let you two alone to play.

(BABBLING)

Such a lovely girl.

(SQUEAKING)

My name is Kitty.

And I've come from
the wrong side of the tracks.

My closest friend, Bunny--

MURIEL: Yes?

Fell in love with a gangster.

MURIEL: Oh, my!

He treats her like she's his sl*ve.

(SMACKS LIPS)

My kind of guy!

KITTY: He's a low-down dirty dog!

-(GRUMBLING)
- MURIEL: Oh, gracious me!

When he found out I was trying
to get Bunny to run away...

(TRICKLING)

He threatened my life.

Oh, my!

Poor dear.

(BABBLING)

Courage!

Let our guest finish her story.

Yeah! Shut up!
Stupid, interrupting dog!

I was forced to leave my home
and my best friend, Bunny.

I'm lost without her.

I can't bear to face the truth
that I'll never see her again.

Oh, such a pity.

Take that mask off, you might see better.

-(CRASHING)
- Oh!

(BABBLING)

Dogs are evil.

(WHISPERING) Eustace,
let's not mention her mask again.

(MUTTERING)
Always telling me what to do.

I'll say "mask" if I wanna.

(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)

-(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
-(LAUGHING)

(DOG WHINING)

(CAT YOWLING)

-(LAUGHING)
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, there's my halibut!

Not to bother.

Just have fun.

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

-(WHIMPERS)
-(SIGH-ls)

See what you can do.

I'll go get Eustace.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Evil dogs.

(SCREAMING)

Ah!

Oh, sorry...

(CHUCKLES) Sorry.

(WHIMPERS)

(GROANING)

(WHIMPERS)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

You fixed the toilet, Eustace.

Good job.

Blah, blah, blah.
(MUTTERING) Shut up.

(COURAGE HOWLING)

What are you hiding from anyway?

Can't eat no food.

(HOWLING)

I simply don't wish to face reality.

But, my dear, we all must face reality.

Really?

Like how you sneak extra sweets
when no one is watching?

Oh!

Muriel!

And you...

- You say you can fix anything.
-(CLANGING)

-(EXPLODING)
- Yow!

(GRUMBLING)

(GRUNTS)

(CRASHING)

(CHUCKLES)

Muriel, I fixed it!

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUMBLING)

I'm going to bed!

(GRUMBLING CONTINUES)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

I've made a bed for you here in the attic.

(WHIMPERS)

I hope you'll be comfortable.

Just shout if you need anything.

(CLOCK TICKING)

Eustace...

Do you think I eat too much?

Nah.

Dumb mask lady.

I can fix anything.

(EUSTACE GRUMBLING)

Well, good night, Eustace.

Yeah, yeah!

Good night.

(BELL TINKLING)

(TOY SQU EAKING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(BABBLING)

Courage, what's wrong, dog?

(BABBLING)

(GNASHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(ROARING)

Courage, how could you say such things?

Yeah!

Stupid dog!

All we know about this poor girl is
she's from the wrong side of the tracks.

(ROARING)

To better understand her,
try to see the world the way she sees it.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SHRIEKING)

- EUSTACE: Shut up!
-(YELPING)

Stupid dog!

(WHIMPERING)

Oh!

(g*ns COCKING)

wens)

(EUSTACE AND MURIEL SNORING)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

(LOCK CLICKING)

(KITTY SNORING)

(WHIMPERING)

(BELL TINKLES)

(WHIMPERING)

(BELL TINKLES)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

(KITTY MOANING)

(BELL TINKLING)

(THUDDING)

(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(SLURPING)

wens)

(COINS CLINKING)

(COURAGE READING)

(EXCLAIMS)

-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

CHARLIE: Hey!

There'll be none of that around here!

Ain't that Kitty's mouse?

You a friend of Kitty and Bunny?

(BABBLING)

Right.

Bunny's in a bad way without Kitty.

These two was the sweetest gals
that ever lived.

But Bunny's guy, Mad Dog,

he didn't like them being
so friendly-like.

He's one nasty piece of jealousy.

He and his g*ng live down the road.

You know where.

After you get Bunny out of there,
tell her Charlie says hey.

(CH NR SQUEAKS

(FLIES BUZZING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

MURIEL: Courage?

-(BANGING CONTINUES)
- Courage?

Courage?

Courage, please, are you there?

Oh, dear!

Why is this door locked?

Oh!

Oh!

Mmm!

Eustace, wake up!

(ANGRILY) What?

I need to go to the bathroom, man,
and I can't open the door.

Can't open the door.

Can't open the door.

- Can't get no sleep, neither.
-(WHINING)

What?

-(MURIEL WHINING)
-(EUSTACE STRAINING)

Dumb door!

Ow'.!

(EXCLAIMING)

Eustace, Kitty was right about you.

You can't fix a thing!

Oh. yeah?

You want some chocolate?

-(BELL TINKLING)
-(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMING)

Mmm.

Mmm!

Mmm.

(CAR APPROACHING)

(SNIFFING)

-(WHIMPERING)
-(GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING)

(SNIFFING CONTINUES)

(BARKING)

(GROWLING)

Move your tail, Bunny.

-(WHIMPERING)
-(BELL TINKLING)

Bunny?

(MOANING)

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTING)

- KITTY: No!
-(CRASHING)

Oh, my!

KITTY: Where is it? Who stole it?

-(CRASHING)
- It was that dog!

They're all alike!

They steal what you love the most!

(CRASHING CONTINUES)

Eustace, Kitty's in trouble.

Hurry, out that window!

-(WHINING)
- Why me?

- Out you go!
-(GRUNTING)

(EUSTACE SCREAMING)

-(THUDDING)
-(EUSTACE GRUNTING)

Oh, my!

Come on, Bunny.

Don't I make you happy no more?

Or maybe,
you're still thinking about Kitty.

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I told you to forget her!

I take you from a two-bit joint
and make you a class act!

And you want to make me second-rate?

If I even smell Kitty...

(GROWLING)
I'll bury the two of you.

(CRYING)

Oh, Bunny.

You know you're my girl.

Let's go back to the way we was.

You know, happy-like.

-(CRYING CONTINUES)
- Everything's okay.

-(SNIFFLING)
- Okay.

(GRUNTS)

(CHOKING)

(BARKING)

(GASPS)

(GROWLING)

BUNNY: Let go of me.

-(SNARLING)
- Let go of me!

Let go of me!

MAD DOG". Get this thing off of me!

-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Keep hold of her!

BUNNY: You dogs are all the same!

Animals!

Animals!

-(YELPING)
-(CACKLING)

Mmm!

Mmm.

(GULPING)

(WHIMPERING)

-(STRAINING)
-(BANGING ON DOOR)

KITTY: Let me out!

-(BANGING CONTINUES)
- Quit your banging!

- I'll get you out!
-(KITTY GRUNTING)

(STRAINING)

Ah!

Cheap tools!

Let me out!

(SCREAMING)

(WHINING)

(BREATHLESSLY)
I'm going to explode, I am!

Oh, Eustace, hurry!

Huh?

Lovely!

(STRAINING)

Cheap rocks!

(TOILET FLUSHING)

Oh, what a relief!

(KNOCKING)

(WHINING)

-(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
- Huh?

No!

No!

Not another dog!

Shh!

(BELL TINKLING)

on. Kitty!

(GASPS) Help me before they return!

(STRAINING)

(BABBLING)

-(GRUNTING)
-(THUDDING)

DOG". What was that?

(GASPS) Hurry!

They're coming!

(STRAINING)

(CACKLING)

(GASPS)

(SNIFFING)

(GROWLS)

(CLANGING)

(PANTING)

(STRAINING)

DOG". What's going on in there?

What in the world are you doing, man?

Stand back, Muriel.

I can't open the door any other way.

That's all right, Eustace.

Try this.

Just a bobby pin, huh?

I could have thought of that.

I've decided to cut back on my sweets.

She's gone!

What a mess!

Must've had to go to the bathroom.

(GRUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

-(SIZZLING)
-(PANTING)

- Oh, no!
-(GROWLING)

Mad Dog is coming!

(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

(COURAGE GROANS)

(BABBLING)

MAD DOG: Bunny!

(SNARLING)

- There's no way down!
-(GROWLING)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

Oh, Eustace, I'm sorry for
the terrible things I've said.

EUSTACE". That's okay, Muriel.

Nobody': perfect.

- I wonder where Courage has run off to.
- Who cares?

{CROSSING BELL RINGING)
-(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

(DINGING)

(GASPS)

(GROWLING)

(BOTH GASPING)

(GROWLING)

(BELL TINKLING)

(BABBLING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(GASPING)

(ROARING)

(GROWLING)

(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BLARING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

-(SCREAMING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHING)

(CHUCKLING)

Yay!

(PANTING)

You are a brave dog!

(WEAKLY) Uh-huh.

Thank you.

KITTY: Bunny!

Bunny!

- Kitty!
'(G RU NTS)

Kitty, that dog saved my life!

He saved my life!

I was wrong, Bunny.

Not all dogs are bad.

(BUNNY GRUNTS)

(KITTY GRUNTS)

Now we can be best friends forever.

(BELL TINKLING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Thank you, dog.

Thank you for everything.

-(TRUCK APPROACHING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING)

Courage!

Where have you been, dog?

(GROANING)

We've been waiting for you all night.

Kitty's gone.

But she's left something behind.

Eustace has taken a fancy to it.

Huh?

-(CLANGING)
- Boiler doesn't work.

Ow'.!

Muriel!

You got a bobby pin?

(THEME some)

EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!