04x10 - Last of the Starmakers/Son of the Chicken from Outer Space

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(WIND HOWLING)

(YAWNS)

(LIPS SMACKING)

(expl*si*n)

(GASPS)

(TV PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

Shut up!

Eustace, leave Courage alone.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

MY' my'. "Us a gorgeous day.

A lovely...

Giant squid?

Courage, do know what I think?

I think this is a giant squid nest.

(COURAGE SHUDDERING)

And this is a giant squid mum,
sitting on her giant squid eggs.

Just like on telly. How exciting!

(HowLS)

You make our guest feel right at home.

(SHUDDERING)

(SCREAMING)

Hmm?

(CHUCKLES)

EUSTACE: Who's that?
Who's sitting on my property?

What are you, a fairy?

Tell your friend we don't
got no room for big ugly slugs.

Eustace, that's no way
to talk to our new guest.

- Especially in her condition.
- Big deal.

Where are you from, my dear?

Atlanta?

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, you're not from Earth at all.

Eustace, I think our guest
is a space squid

who's about to give birth
to space squid babies.

What a priceless experience!

"Priceless"?
Eh, I've got to make a call.

(LAUGHING)

Is this your star?

COURAGE: Oh!

Oh, my!

You make stars.

You make the stars in the heavens above?

Are there others like you?

Oh, no.

Well, don't you worry, my dear.
We'll take good care of you.

- COURAGE: Huh?
-(HORN BLARING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Who called the Secret Department
of Space Squids?

(EUSTACE LAUGHING)

Where's my million bucks?

I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich! (LAUGHING)

Sorry, ma'am.
This squid is out of your hands.

She's government property now.

-(GASPS)
-(SHRIEKS)

This squid is the last of her kind
and she's a mother-to-be.

If you're taking this squid,
you'll have to go through me.

Oh!

Arrest that woman for insubordination!

(SCREAMING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(BABBLING)

(GROANING)

Okay then!

MURIEL: Ooh, Oh.

Freedom to the squid!
Freedom to the squid!

- Freedom to the squid!
- Time is critical.

Let's set up the lab here.

(TRUCK BEEPING)

Whoa!

(TEETH CHATTERING)

No!

Good, good. My work here is done.

If anybody needs me,
I'll be at the Officer's Club

getting my ears irrigated.

(BABBLING)

Courage, I'm worried about Mama Squid.

Look at her. She's so sad.
I think she's withering away.

It's all up to you.

You've got to get those eggs
back under that squid

or else there'll never be
any new stars in the sky.

Go help her!

(GULPS)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(GRUNTS)

- MAN: Hey!
-(GAsPs)

You don't have clearance!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Ooh.

Oochie, oochie, oochie, koo.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING)

(SHRIEKS)

(LAUGHING)

- That look odd to you?
- Nope.

(GRUNTS)

- MAN: Hey!
-(SHRIEKING)

(GASPS)

Hmm.

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(HEARTBEAT POUNDING)

Come on, hatch! Hatch!

(HEARTBEAT POUNDING)

Yay!

(LAUGHING)

Ah, Courage, you're part
of the miracle of birth, you are.

Courage, look!

How lovely!

She's becoming a garden.

From making stars above
to making flowers on the Earth.

Now, that's the mystery of life, it is.

I've been promoted

to the Secret Department
of m*llitary Cover-ups.

Promise you won't breathe
a word of this to anyone?

Don't worry.
Your lying will be our little secret.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay then.

Ooh!

Good thing the money
we gave that old farmer

was made out of secret
experimental rocket fuel.

Three, two, one.

(CONTROLLER BEEPS)

(EUSTACE SCREAMING)

Oh, my!

You stupid dog!

Children,

I know you have all been
anxious for a mission of your own.

Now I must call on you for
the most important mission of all.

It is up to you to restore
honor to our family,

and avenge your father.

Look how your proud
and valiant father was fumigated...

(EXCLAIMING)

...by this dog.

(GROWLING)

Now, go to Earth
and destroy dog Courage...

(ALL AGREEING)

...or don't come home!

(SHUDDERING)

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(CLUCKS)

(GROWLS)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Oh, I can't believe we're finally
redecorating this old chicken coop.

Pink is the perfect color
for a chicken coop.

Huh! Pink?

(SCREAMING)

(CLANGS)

We're not raising any
girly chickens here, Muriel.

Pink is very stylish, Eustace.

Big deal.

Well, let's let Courage decide.

What?

- Oh, my tea!
-(KETTLE WHISTLING)

EUSTACE: Paint it blue,
you stupid girly dog!

(MUTTERING ANGRILY)

(RUMBLING)

-(SHUDDERING)
-(CHICKENS CLAMORING)

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(CRASH)

(GROANING)

(GASPS)

(SHRIEKS)

(SCREAMING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(IMITATES SPACESHIP HOVERING)

(BABBLING)

(GROWLING)

(SIGHS) What'd you do that for?

All right, Courage.
We'll help you finish painting.

Come on, Eustace.

(EUSTACE MUTTERING)

No!

Oh, my!

(CLUCKING FEEBLY)

(CHICKS CHIRPING)

(BABBLING)

I said, blue!

(LAUGHING)

Eustace, it's your fault
the chicken coop broke.

Now, fetch your tools.

Oh, fetch the tools and do
everything else around here.

Don't they know what to do?

MURIEL: Come, Courage.
Let's gather up the chickens.

You know, Courage,
you look rather cute blue.

(GIGG LING)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

Stupid dog!

(CHOKING)

MURIEL: Eustace, would you
leave poor Courage alone,

and help me with this henhouse.

(MUTTERING)

(SHUDDERING)

Now we can rebuild it any way we want.

It'll be the chicken coop of our dreams.

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(BELL runes)

(GASPS)

(GASPS, SHRIEKS)

(SCREAMING)

(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

No!

-(TRAIN HORN TOOTING)
- Oh, the tea is ready.

-(HORN BLARING)
-(STRUGGLING)

(SCREAMING)

Ow.

What a waste of good wood!

-(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
- Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(CLUCKING)

(LAUGHING)

(SNARLS)

Eustace, I wish you would
control your temper.

"A train in the middle of Nowhere."

Really?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(GASPS IN TERROR)

(SCREAMING)

(COURAGE SCREAMING)

(COURAGE WHIMPERING)

(BATHTUB RATTLING)

(WATER SLOSHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(GRUNTS)

(FLUSHING)

(SCREAMING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

I can. Stupid dog.

(expl*si*n)

EUSTACE: Lousy toilet!

(CHAIR CREAKING)

Well, it's not a royal henhouse,
but it is quite lovely.

Come, Courage.
Let's go in and have a look-see.

- Eustace, you did a fine job.
-(TEETH CHATTERING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Huh?

(LAUGHING)

(ALL GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, my!

(SOBBING)

(BABBLING, GASPS)

Now, go to Earth and destroy dog Courage,

or don't come home.

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMING)

Gorgeous.

You see what glorious work
we can do when we work together.

After all, three heads
are better than one.

(GULPS)

(SCREAMING)

(THEME some)