01x12 - Deep Cover for Batman!

[bunniefuu]

- My comrades have been captured, But I have eluded our hated enemies, And now, after one final test of my phase oscillator, I will use a wormhole to find allies on a parallel earth.

Good.

It made it to the other side.

Dimensional wave is holding steady.

[creak]

Huh?
- You'd have to be crazy not to be nervous
- With all of us after you.


- Declaration Hand us the phase oscillator, Or force will be required.


- Oh, I believe force will definitely be required.

Hahh!
- I got this loser.


- Uhh! No!
- Hey!
- You break it, I break you.

Got it?
- The phase oscillator is undamaged, Which is more than I can say for you.


- Aah!
- I'm disappointed, hood.

After the makeover I gave you, I thought you would have wised up by now.


- Sorry.

I guess I'll always be a little screw
-loose.


- Forget red hood.

We have what we came for.

Owlman, blue bowman, scarlet scarab, With this, we can reach other worlds, Infinite earths parallel to our own.


- Then a new frontier is open for business, silver cyclone, And the injustice syndicate is about to stage a hostile takeover.


- Yes, commissioner.

With the riddler's crossword crime spree thwarted, Gotham city can breathe easy once again.

[bats squeak]

Strange.


- Huhh!
- Huhh! So red hood was going to a batman for help.

But maybe this will ring yours.


- You're slipping, batman.

Owls see better in t t dark than bats.


- Actually, that's what I'm counting on.


- Aah! [groans]


- [thinking]

a bridge to parallel earths explains a lot.

Owlman's a parallel me, An evil one.

But why is he here?
- Questioning me is a waste of time.

This bird won't sing.


- Your silence only forces me to take [cracks knuckles]

Stronger measures.


- Suit yourself.


- Precisely.


- Where are you going?
- To get answers.


- Does that mean the dingus works as advertisese
- [thinking]

the resemblance to my friends is uncanny, Like looking into a funhou m mirror Of evil.


- Enough with the suspense.

When do we pencil in the invasion?
- Bad news.

That world is far too dangerous to inv*de.

Everyone there has powers.


- Which would explain red hood's futile attempt to seek help there.


- We need to rethink our plan.


- You're the boss.


- [thinking]

something tells me it's not going to be this easy.


- Then since plan "a" not viable, We move on to plan "b.

"
- [thinking]

I hate it when I'm right.


- Plan "b"? But, guys, you can't be serious about using cyclone's b*mb To wipe out their entire planet.


- And why not?
- Because after that, What other crime could possibly taste as sweet?
- The fate of their world will serve as a warning to all others
-
- Surrender or be destroyed.


- There's not a simpler way to do this?
- Declaration: To rid that other earth's human infestation, My b*mb requires our world's sole sample of promethium 90, Thus the need for our raid on the nuclear laboratory.


- What are you worried about anyway, owlman? It's not like there's anyone to stop us.


- I'm worried I'm gonna have to pick up your slack, Like I always do.

[thinking]

a world without heroes.


- [yelling]


- My worst nightmare.


- Whaah!
- The heroes aren't coming.


- Injustice syndicate represent.

Feel free to scream.


- [yelling]


- Fun later.

First the job.


- Uhh! [promethium 90 pulsating]


- The promethium 90.


- I'll get it.


- Instruction: You mustn't break the container, Or the isotope will be useless.


- [thinking]

it looks like I just got an easy way to end this.

[aloud]

I'm the boss.

I'll get it.

You watch the door in case any guards get stupid.


- I heard you gentlemen were having a party.

Mind if I crash it?
- [thinking]

so much for a world without heroes, But his timing couldn't be worse.

Stay down, or they'll k*ll you.

I'm here to help.


- You, help me? Is that some kind of sick joke?
- It's what you invited me here for, isn't it?
- You're from the parallel world.


- Here.

Put this on.

It's a bat
-communicator.


- Be warned.

I'm not much to look at.


- I'm sorry, hood.


- For what?
- For this.


- Unh!
- Mission accomplished.


- You sure took hood down easily back there.


- Easier than you would have.

So where are we keeping him?
- Where do you think? With the other heroes.


- Of course.

I knew that.


- Hey, what's up with you? You've been acting strange Ever since you came back from your trip.


- Question me again, and I'll do worse.

Do you understand?
- Loud and clear, fearless leader.

You there? Something's off with owlman.

I wanna know what he's hiding.

Stick close.


- Proclamation: Before our plan is set in motion, You will tell us if you left any surprises for us in this other world.


- What? Don't like surprises? [screaming]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It tickles.


- Observation: Your spirit is stronger than most humans'.

Even when we found your hideout in the ace chemical plant, You fought valiantly.

Ultimately, it was a futile gesture.


- No.

No! No! Aaaah!
- But your psyche, though bent, Did not break when faced with horrible disfigurement.


- [chuckling]

[laughs]


- You even managed to rally a pathetic ragtag group of heroes In a final stand against the injustice syndicate.


- [yelling]

[weapons fire]


- And then, when all your allies fell, You still believed that you could somehow save this world.

But all humans can be broken,, And I intend to break you.


- [screaming]


- Interrogative: Tell me what you know.


- Stay strong, soldier.

The fate of both our worlds hangs in the balance.

But if he wants you to talk, then talk.


- Just tell me what you want from me.


- Excellent.


- Be ready to make your move.

I found a way to free you and the other heroes.


- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.


- Huhh!
- [groans]

I know owlman.

Owlman is a friend of mine.

You're no owlman.


- Red hood, change in plans.

I'm coming to you, but I need directions.


- I'll tell you whatever I can.


- Yes, you will.


- I'm in a long, curving corridor On the 50th floor, northeast sector.


- What was your plan to defeat us?
- There were just 5 steps left, But then you found me, and the plan went south.


- 5 steps to the left.

Then turn south.

Got it.


- And not just south.

We're talking right into a huge mess.


- [beeping]


- Totally.

The others don't know what I'm capable of.

But one day, I'll show them.

I've got the true heart of a hero.


- [thinking]

hero? A possible ally?
- I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.


- Details.

I require details.


- Hood, I'm in the mess hall.

Now where?
- Fine.

But let me catch my breath.

I'm really exhausted.


- Exhausted? Exhaust port.


- Observation: Left, right, south.

Your responses contain A statistically improbable number of these words.

Keeping me distracted As you pass coded instructions to your ally.


- [screaming]


- Computer, locate owlman.

Result: Ventilation shaft.


- End of the line, hero.


- So, bowman, you prefer your owls roasted or fried? [running footsteps]


- Up there!
- Well, owlman o onot, He's a dead duck now.


- Who is this guy?
- I'm batman.


- Please tell me there are more of you on the other world.


- Lots.


- Declaration You are outnumbered.


- Observation: Not for long.

[alarm sounding]

[alarm stops]


- [gasps]


- Raah!
- Huhh
-
-
- [growls]

humph.

[growls]


- [groans]


- [screams]

[both groan]


- You lose, robot.


- Not quite.

That will only set it off.


- Open the wormhole, cyclone.

Destroy batman's world.


- Unfortunately the phase oscillator Is no longer in my possession.


- Well, then deactivate it before it blows us all to bits.


- Revelation: Your concern for all of us is misplaced.

The b*mb only irradiates organic tissue.


- You backstabbing
-
-
- Robot? It's true.

I do hate all humans.

Whichever world is destroyed, I look forwardrdo an empty planet to call my own.


- Who's broken now, cyclone?
- Ready?
- Ready.


- Where to?
- Earth 161, Zombie planet.

Can't be k*lled.

- You started something today, A brave, bold new era in crime
-fighting.

- Whoever he is, I hope my counterpart on your world Will have a chance to repay you.

- Somehow, that seems unlikely.

Oh, and expect an owlman
-shaped package momentarily.

[wormhole crackles]

[thinking]

gotham.

There's no place like
-
- [helicopter]

[sirens]

- Hands up, batman! You're under arrest!