02x15 - Decode of Honor/World's Greatest Mom/Ultrajerk 2000

[bunniefuu]

[Ticking]

Argh! Get up, kid!

Argh! Get up, kid!

Argh!

Get up, kid!

Tiny voice: ♪ wake up,
dearest, if you please ♪

♪ I come here to stir
you from your dreams ♪

♪ but today is a day
to skip and to play ♪

♪ in your very own
ponypuff way ♪

Ahh!

Hit the deck!

Good morning,
mother!

Mother:
Morning, dear.

What's for breakfast?

Well, today, you both
get a special treat.

For my sweet little Princess,
ponypuff puffs.

And for my tough little man,
frosted suga Hanks.

Enjoy!

...

...

...

...

Together: Decoder rings!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Huh! Huh! Pow!

Dexter! Dexter!
Look what else we got.

Give me that!

It says, "congratulations.
You are now the proud
owner of the off...Off...

"Official decoder ring.

This off...Off..."

Official!

"This official ring
is your key into the
official fan club.

"Just decode and complete

"the official tasks below,

and you, too,
can be an official
fan club member."

Congratulations, Dexter,
on being an official
member of my fan club.

Huh! Thanks,
action Hank.

You're welcome.

Hooray for you,
Dee Dee.

You're now
an off...Off...

Official member
of the ponypuff
fan club.

Together: My fan club's going to
be way better than yours!

Uh-uh.
Uh-huh.

Uh-uh.
Uh-huh.

This is you.

♪ I'm a little
ponypuff ♪

Blblblbl!

Well, here's you.

Nope. As a prospective
member of the ponypuffs,

I don't wish to stoop
to your level.

I'll take my codes
and you take yours,

and we'll see
whose club is best.

But, Dexter, your club
is for big i-d-k-s-cs!

I-d-k-s-c?

Hey! I'm going to
tell mom!

Hmm...

Hmm...

[Beeping]

Finished!
Eureka!

Now, let's see...

What? This doesn't sound
very ponypuffy to me.

What's the
matter, Dee Dee?

Don't you
believe me?

Oh, yes, yes!
I'm sorry. Don't cry.

What? No way!

I feel sorry
for the fool who
don't believe me!

Y-Y-Yes, sir.

Oh, uh, hey.
What's up?

Oh, um, uh,
n-nothing,
nothing.

Together: Would it be ok
if I borrow your--

yeah.
Sure.

Fine.
Great.

Good.

"Wear tutu." Check.
"Pick flowers." Check.

Two down. One to go.

Dee Dee: Hee...Yah!

[Thud]

Now, let's see here.

"Wear fatigues." Check.
"Pick on a wimp."

Check.

Now all I got to do
is get a--

man: Yeeeahh!

[Gulp]

So, what image
shall I forever scar
into your skin?

A skull head,

a flaming
skull head,

or the flaming
skull head/
snake/rose combo?

Um...uh...the club
didn't specify,

but I was thinking
maybe, uh, uh...

A gingerbread man?

You mean like...

The one on the end
of my finger?

Well, that's no problem,
little girl.

Hee hee hee hee!

Ok. Number --
"bake cookies." Check.

"After completing
all tasks, report to
the official clubhouse

to receive
your initiation."

Uh-huh. Here I am,

and here I go.

G-Gingerbread men,
anyone?

Argh!

Aah!

Wow!

Shall we go in?

Oh, now,
wait a minute, guys.

This is all a big mistake.

You're right
it's a big mistake.

The biggest.

I have only one question.

Do you have a sister?

Uh, yeah.

Hank: Oh, yeah, sure.
The sister bit. Ha ha!

Man: Every time.
Don't you know it?

And I'll bet
she eats ponypuffs, too.

Yeah, so?

So you got your
code sheets mixed up.

Give me that!

Oh! So I got hers,
and she got mine.

Right. Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

It's not funny,
though, boy.

Your sister's
in grave danger.

Pony puff:
Maybe a little swim
in this boiling bowl

of cinnamon-raisin oatmeal
is what you need, eh,
action girly-girl?

Hank: Think again, puffy.

Oh, no! Action Hank!

Breakfast is no longer
being served.

Prepare to get brunched
in the face.

Huh!

Get him!

Aah!

I know, I know.
We got our code sheets
mixed up.

Kind of funny,
though, huh?

Oh, real funny,
Dexter.

You try explainingthis
to mom and dad.

The atoms are not
excited enough.

I need more energy.

Where is that lever?

For Newton's sake,
I cannot see a thing
with these--

hi!

Aah!

Hit the deck!

Ooh!

Ahh!

Whee!

Say, Dexter,
what will happen
if I touch it?

I don't know.
That's why
I'm testing it.

Now I remember
why I'm here.

Dexter, do you know
what time it is?

No. What time is it?

It's, uh...
You're late for
the school bus time!

Oh, no!

Bye, mom! Dexter's
late for the bus!

Dexter: I am not!

Good-bye, mother.

Bye, Dexter.

Bye, honey.

Mmm! Can I get fries
with that shake?

[Zap]

Huh. Now where was I?

Oh, no! The kids
forgot their lunches!

Ahem.

Sorry, Dexter. This
space is reserved for
on-time students only.

Dee Dee!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hi, mom!

Hi, Dee Dee.

You kids forgot
your lunches.

Dexter and Dee Dee:
Thanks, mom.

Salutations, kids!

[Sternly]
Is that my grocery list?

Drop it.

[Crunch]

Guess I'll walk.

Uh! $ . ?

Puh-leeze!

[Slow beeping]

Hurry up.

Speed it up, Sonny!

Hmm. It was working
a second ago.

Ahem.

Can I help you?

There's a teensy
spill in aisle .

Yes, ma'am.
I'm on it.

[Fast beeping]

[Tap tap]

Oh! Silly me!
These aremy

thank you for shopping
at Henry's, and have a nice day.

You, too,
and thanks again.

Bye now.

Bye-bye.
Ha ha ha!

All this horsing around,
and I haven't been
to the bank yet.

Everybody down!
This is a robbery!

Excuse me, but I was
waiting in line.

Ok, mister, I think
you need a time-out.

Now I want you to sit down
and take minutes

to cool your heels,
buster brown.

♪ Soon I will have food
in my belly ♪

♪ right next to
that p.B. And jelly ♪

♪ dinner's on the table,
and I can't wait ♪

♪ to sink my teeth
right into that plate ♪

I have to go now,
so do watch that temper.

And remember, a little bit of
Patience goes a long, long way.

All right, Dee Dee,
give it to me.

Fine.

Not that. The potion.

What potion?

You know what
I'm talking about.
Now let's have it.

!

Stop that.

Give me back
the antigravity serum
that you fed the dog.

Hi, kids.

I fed the dog?

Yes, that's right.

Don't blame me
for your stupid
mistakes, Dexter.

The biggest mistake
I made was not to
kick your butt sooner.

Dee Dee: Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Get down.

Uh! Dad will be here
in minutes.

Hi, everyone! I'm home.

Hi, Dee Dee.

Hi, dad!

Hiya, son.

Hi, dad.

Hi, honey. How
was your day?

It was super!

Oinky! Oink oink oink!

Piggies!
Oink oink oink!

Oink oink oink!

Mmm!

Oinky oinky!

Oinky oinky!

Mmm!

Heh heh! You're
pretty dirty, sis.

Oh, Dexter,
I'm even prettier
when I'm clean.

Dexter, voice-over:
Time.

It seems always to be
slipping through my fingers.

What began as a quest
for knowledge

has become an exercise
in futility.

The lab is becoming
boredom to me.

It has become too much
for one boy genius to handle.

I am in need of assistance,

someone to aid
in the upkeep of the lab.

But who?

Only I have the knowledge
and skill required

to maintain
such a complex organism.

I must create one
especially for this purpose.

No existing being could
begin to understand the
complex workings of the lab.

My genius, my devotion--

one who is just like me.

My baby!

Well, what do we have here?

Not as good as the
original,
but I guess you'll do.

Greetings, Dexter.

I am ultrabot
maintenance robot,

functional in all aspects
of laboratory operations.

I know who you are.
I created you.

And you can start
by cleaning up
this mess you made.

Yes, well,
very nice.

Now you go find
something to maintain.

[Clank clunk]

What are you doing?
Stop that! Are you mad?

Well, what do you have
to say for yourself?

My sensors detected
an inefficiency in this machine.

By recalibrating
the sprocketifier,

I was able to increase
its output %.

Oh. Well, then,
in that case...

I'm glad that
you are so diligent
about your duties.

Now if you'll
excuse me,

I have much work
to do.

Ahh!

[Bang bang]

[Whirring]

[Bang bang]

I can't work like this!

Robot, I'm going to
take a break.

You may continue
with your maintenance.

Breaks are inefficient.

Never mind that.

What?

[Static]

Oh! The lab.

[Click]

Robot!

Just what the heck
is that supposed to be?

That is an ultrabot
observation unit,

vital in communicating
laboratory conditions to me.

While you were resting,
I installed them
throughout the lab.

Efficiency is up %.

%, huh?

Well, next time, ask
before installing
new equipment.

Well, it's late.
I'm turning in.

Sleep is inefficient.

That's what
I have you for.

Good night, robot.

[Beeping]

Good night, Dexter.

[Glglglgl]

[Rat-a-tat]

[Echoing]
Robot!

Uh, robot, I feel that
you are overstepping
certain boundaries.

Uh-oh.

Greetings, Dexter.

Welcome to my laboratory.

Um, excuse me,
but did you say
your

yes, Dexter.
My laboratory.

While you slumbered,

I began an analysis of
your primitive laboratory,

finding it to be
highly inefficient.

I discovered that by
salvaging useful components

and destroying
obsolete ones,

I was able to
create this tower

capable of
performing functions

thousands of times greater
than its predecessor,

rendering the former
laboratory and its
creator obsolete,

and all obsolete materials
must be destroyed.

Ha ha! Well, then,
it sounds like you've
had a busy night.

I'll just unplug you
for a little while, and
you can get some rest.

I have created
a monster!

I've got to
destroy him.

I heard that.

His laboratory, eh?

We'll just see
about that one.

Drat. What I need
is a diversion,

something to
draw their fire.

Dee Dee!

Oh, but Dee Dee is only around
when I don't want her.

Oh, I certainly do have
a lot of work to do,

and I do not wish
to be disturbed!

I have no time
to play now,

so many thingies to do.

Dee Dee: Hi, Dexter!

[Robots clicking]

Robot: Attention,
new organism.

You are intruding
in my laboratory.

Prepare to be destroyed.

Hey, Dexter!
What are you doing
way up there?

I am not Dexter.
Dexter is obsolete.

I am ultrabot .

Gee, Dexter,
you look like Dexter.

Not Dexter.
Ultrabot .

Dexter is obsolete.

You sound like
Dexter, too, Dexter.

Robot: Dexter is obsolete
and must be destroyed.

I am omnibot, the most
efficient life form
in the universe.

Boy, you sure act
like Dexter.

If you look like Dexter,
sound like Dexter,
and act like Dexter,

then you must be Dexter.

I am not Dexter.
Dexter must be destroyed.

Whatever you say,
Dexter.

Ok. See you later,
Dexter.

Ultrabot: No, wait.
Don't listen to her.

[Boom]

[Beeping]

[Machine dies]

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab