02x17 - Dee Dee Be Deep/911/Down in the Dumps

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dexter's Laboratory". Aired: April 27, 1996 – November 20, 2003.*
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A child genius, whips up dazzling, world-saving inventions in his secret laboratory.
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02x17 - Dee Dee Be Deep/911/Down in the Dumps

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Dexter: At last!

With one final turn
of this screw,

my greatest invention
will be complete!

Steady, Dexter.

Steady!

[Dee Dee singing]
♪ on top
of old smokey ♪

Bah! My concentration
is ruined!

Computer, from whence comes
that infernal racket?

Computer: Source
of noise located.

♪ Well, courting's
a pleasure ♪

Dee Dee!

♪ And parting is grief

I cannot complete
my creation under
such circumstances.

♪ And a false-hearted
lover is worse ♪

[Blaring]
♪ than a thief

♪ on top of old smokey

Dee Dee!

♪ All covered with snow

♪ I lost my true lover

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

Ahem!

Oh.

What's with
all the noise,
Dexter?

Dee Dee, I am mere
moments away
from completing

my greatest
invention to date,

and I cannot
concentrate with
all this noise.

[Whispering]
So I will have to
ask you to...

Cut out the
dad-gum singing!

[Humming]

No-so!
Pooh on you!

[Raspberry]

Why, Dee Dee? Why?

[Shouting]
Because I'm going
to try out

for the singing mynas
choir at school,

and I need all
the practice I can get!

♪ La la la la

you can say
that again.

♪ 'Way down
upon the swanee river ♪

♪ far, far away

♪ there's where my heart
is turning ever ♪

Ha ha ha ha!

Dexter, your genius amazes
even myself.

Dee Dee's singing
is no match

for my super-elastic
anti-acoustical bubblegum.

Sugar-free, of course.

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ ...the old plantation

♪ and for the old
folks' home ♪

Computer:
Target located.

Vectors set.

Trajectory set.

Calibrations
locked.

Commence loading
sequence.

Peace and quiet,
here we come.

♪ Many happy days
I squandered ♪

♪ many a song I sung

♪ when I was playing
with my brother ♪

Now, to see my plan
in action.

[Muffled singing]

It's working!

It's working!

♪ My mother

it's--

aah!

♪ ...and die

♪ one little hut
among the bushes ♪

I must think of another way
to stop Dee Dee's singing,

if you can even call
it singing.

That's it!

I'll use my scientific genius
to change Dee Dee's voice

from that of a wailing horn
to a sultry siren.

Dexter, you're a genius!

Hiya, Dexter.

What you doing?

Thinking.

That's nice.

Say, Dee Dee,
you want to make
the choir, no?

♪ Y-e-s!

So why not let
your wonderful
brother help you?

♪ Why? My voice
is beautiful ♪

But, uh, I can make
it even better.

You won't even have
to practice anymore.

♪ What do I have
to do for this? ♪

Not a thing,
my sweet sister.

Just follow me
to my lab.

♪ O-k

Dee Dee!

You see, Dee Dee,
by sending your voice

through the pipes
of the organ,

where it is modified
in pitch and tone,

and data is sent
back to your vocal cords,

and presto!
All of my singing
problems--

er, your singing
problems will be over.

Now, if you will
just follow me over here.

♪ I helped

Dee Dee!

Now, if you will
step up onto
the platform,

we can proceed.

[Playing chords]

Dexter: Sing,
Dee Dee. Sing.

♪ La la la la la

it's working!
It's working!

[Lowering pitch]
♪ la

no! No! No!
Stop! Stop! Stop!

Dee Dee,
are you ok?

[Bass voice]
Never better.

See?

Ah! Dee Dee, your voice
is horrible.

We must reverse
the effects.

Hold it, buster.

♪ With a voice
like this,
I'm a shoo-in ♪

Thanks, Dex.

♪ I'm off
to my tryouts ♪

Dee Dee, come back!

[Girl singing]
♪ everywhere that Mary went

♪ Mary went

♪ Mary went

♪ everywhere
that Mary went ♪

♪ that lamb was
sure to go ♪

[Clapping]

Woman: Thank you,
Lisa. That was
marvelous.

Next up--
Dee Dee.

Don't be
nervous, dear.

Go right ahead.

[Tuning note]

[Bass voice]
♪ nobody knows the
trouble I seen ♪

[Gasping]
Next.

[Low-pitched sobbing]

My voice is
big and stupid.

Now I'll never sing
in a choir.

[Sobbing]

♪ Hello

♪ hello

♪ hello

[barber shop quartet
singing]

♪ Oh when the saints

♪ go marchin'
in ♪
♪ go
marchin' in ♪

♪ oh, when the saints
go marchin' in ♪

♪ saints go
marchin' in ♪

♪ oh, yes, I want to be
in that number ♪

♪ when the saints
go marchin' in ♪

♪ saints go
marchin' in ♪

[Crickets chirping]

[g*ns cocking]

Man: Is everything
in order?

Yes, sir.

We're ready
for him.

[Engine rumbling]

Here he comes!

♪ Action Hank

get him!

All right,
mystery villain man.

The ride's over.

Dexter: Yeah!
Go, Hank! Go, Hank!

Not quite,
Mr. Action pants.

Oh, no! It's--

the claw.

That's right.
Hank.

All right, claw.
I know you've got her.

Now, hand
over the girl.

Yeah! Hand over
the girl!

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't do that
right now.

You see, she's
a bit tied up
at the moment.

[Grrr]

Don't get upset,
Hank.

For, you see,
I've brought

some other
friends of yours
to play with.

The wrecking crew!

Oh!

Black ninja!

And of course,
no party
is complete

without Bertha
the barbarian.

Get him!

This party's
about to end.

What?

No!

[Monotone signal]

No emergency can be
important enough

to disturb the adventures
ofaction Hank.

I must solve this emergency
so I can be enlightened
to the outcome

of action Hank's
most dangerous predicament.

To the laboratory!

[Monotone signal continues]

Oh!

[Imitating signal]

Computer, scan for any
and all emergency zones.

Scanning.

Emergency
found.

Meow!

To the robotron!

Meow!

This is an emergency?

[Laughing
uncontrollably]

How can this be?

Stop! Stop!

I can't take
it anymore!

Ha ha ha!

Computer, scan
for any other emergency,

and make it important
this time.

Scanning.

Emergency
located.

Wow!

Huh? Huh?
Huh?

Yay! Yay!
Yay!

Aw! Aw!
Aw!

Oh, no! No!
Don't go in there!

[Screams]

I can't watch.

This cannot be.

[Screams]

Computer, there must be
some real emergency.

Emergency
located.

No, no! I cannot.

But I must.

[Moaning]

[Groaning]

Stand clear!
Stand clear!

Now just relax,
madam.

Now, push!
Push! Push!

[Baby crying]

Congratulations!
It's a girl.

No. That is a boy.

How could he do
that to Marsha?

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
What did action Hank
do now?

It wasn't
action Hank,
Dexter.

It was Jeffrey.

Are you crazy?

Would you look
at that?

He's at it again!

[Crowd screaming]

The dam's blown!

[Screaming]

Hooray!

Dexter, fire emergency
at hospital.

[Screaming]

[Crying]

Here's your
little girl, ma'am.

Oh! He's a boy!

[Monotone signal continues]

Wow, Dee Dee!
You're right.

This is wonderful!

[Siren]

[Gasping]

Oh, that's it.

I give up.

I'm too tired.

Announcer:
This concludes our test

of the emergency
broadcast system.

If this was an actual emergency,

the signal you heard would have
been followed by information.

I love a sad ending.

Boy, that was the
greatest program ever!

We now return to our regularly
scheduled programming.

Phew! Well, I must say--

that was the most action
I have ever seen.

I doubt I will ever
have a more adventurous
adventure ever.

[Crying uncontrollably]

I, the evil mathematician,

shall capture
all the children

and force them
to do homework forever!

Announcer:
Just then...

Major glory!

You asked for it!

Ah ah! No v*olence
in schools.

Hmm. You're right.
But there is one way
to stop you.

No! Not justice
fruit pies,

the delicious treat
you'd have to be crazy
to hate!

Ooh, I give up!

Thanks,
major glory.

[Mumbling]
Don't thank me. Thank
justice fruit pies.

What?

I said, don't thank--

oh!

[Laughter]

Hi, Dexter!

Let's play.

This is really
not a good time,
Dee Dee.

I'm not Dee Dee.
I'm Mr. Fuzzums,

and I love to dance
and to play

and have
a happy day.

Hip hip hooray!

I cannot play
with you today,
so go away!

Ok!

Humph!

Ah!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter?

Uh-oh.

Look what you did
now, Mr. Fuzzums.

Mr. Fuzzums!

Come, Dee Dee,
let us play pretend.

Let us pretend
that Mr. Fuzzums
is an astronaut.

Yay!

Let us pretend
that he is
in training.

Yay!

[Engine warming up]

Let us pretend there is
a slight malfunction.

Yay?

[Glass breaking]

Mr. Fuzzums!

Mr. Fuzzums!

No!

Mr. Fuzzums!

Mr. Fuzzums?

[Screaming]

My heart!

Dee Dee?

Hey, Dee Dee,
are you ok?

Zums?

Come again?

Uzzums?

Uzzums?

Oh! Oh! Mr. Fuzzums!

Truck.

Yes, the nice
garbage truck

has taken
Mr. Fuzzums away,

which means he won't
be bothering anybody
ever again.

Hmm. We'd better
get you inside.

[Groaning]

Ooh, boy.
This is hard work.

[Grunting]

Ok, Dee Dee,
you'll be fine here.

See you later.

[Door slams]

Fuzzums uzzums?

Uzzum.

Dee Dee, why don't you
go back to your room
and relax now?

You've had
quite a shock.

Fuzzums.

No! Dee Dee!

Fuzzums! Fuzzums!
Fuzzums! Uzzums!

Put me down.
I am not Mr. Fuzzums.

Uzzums.

Ouch!

Stop this instant!

Fuzzums!

This isn't
quite working out
as I had planned.

My, what a helpful boy
Dexter's being.

Fuzzums?

Back in the bag,
sister.

Get down!
Get down!

Here it comes.

Hey, I got
this one, al.

Ok, we'll go in,
get the bear,
and get out.

How hard can
that be?

I think
we've stopped.

P.u.!

Dexter:
Look what I found!

Uzzum?

Uzzums, fuzzums,
fuzzums, uzzums.

Well, he's not quite
Mr. Fuzzums,

but he's almost
as good. Huh?

Uzzums?

[Champing]

What is
that bear called?

Mr. Chewy bitums?

Uh, something
like that.

Fuzzums! Fuzzums!

What's the matter?

You don't like
Mr. Chewy bitums?

Muzzum, fuzzum!

Fuzzum?

Ok, ok!

Fuzzums must be around
here somewhere.

Hmm. There's too much
trash to sift
through by hand.

We need some
technology here.

Yeah!

[Machine running]

Mr. Fuzzums,
here we come.

Uzzums, fuzzums,
uzzums, fuzzums.

You ok, Dee Dee?

Fuzzum, fuzzum,
fuzzum, fuzzum.

Uzzum, uzzum,
muzzum, fuzzum.

Fuzzum, fuzzum,
fuzzum, fuzzum.

Fuzzum, muzzum--

[grrr]

Computer: Dexter?

Mr. Fuzzums is
meters ahead
and closing.

We've found him,
Dee Dee!

Uzzums, fuzzums!

Fuzzums, uzzum,
fuzzum, fuzzum.

Computer: Biodestruct
sequence engaged.

, , , , ...

Phew!

Welcome back,
Mr. Fuzzums.

Man: Well, what
have we here?

My, but it's a shame
how people can
throw out

a pair
of perfectly
good children.

This one's a
little scuffed,

but then
just as good.

Son, do you know
anything about
washing cars?

♪ Da da da dum

Past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory... ♪

♪ You've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab
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