02x22 - Topped Off/Dee Dee's Tail/No Power Trip

[bunniefuu]

Both: Morning, mom!
Morning, dad!

Parents:
Morning, kids!

Morning, dear!

Morning, hon!

[Kiss]

Smell that fresh,
good-morning air.

Whoa-ho-ho!

I'm almost
late for work.

Here you go,
dear.

Thanks!

How's about
one for the road?

Sure thing, hon.

Bye, dear!

I guess I should
get going as well.

Bye, bye, kids!

Uh, why don't you
try it, Dee Dee?

No, you try it.

Uh, why don't you
try it, Dee Dee?

No, you try it.

No, you try it.

Uh, you try it.

You try it.

You try it.

No, you try it.

Uh, you try it.

You try it!

Uh, uh. You try it.

Is it legal?

Heh, heh.
Of course it's legal.

It's not
in a cabinet

that has a lock
on it.

Hey, yeah.
You're right.

It's just stinky,
icky, poopy, yucky water.

Yech.

So drink it!

Mmm...ok.

Well...?

I like it.

Your turn!

Oh, no!
You can't fool me!

[Retching]

Mm-mmm,
sure is good.

[Laughing]

[Sigh]

[Speaking quickly]
You feel anything yet?

[Speaking quickly]
No! Now what,
genius?

I guess we
hit the hay.

Ok.

I don't see what
the big deal is.

Yeah, I don't
feel a thing.

[Speaking together rapidly]

[Both sigh]

Both:
Good night!

I guess we're
out of coffee.

Ah!

Heh heh.
So what do
we do now?

We kick
this habit.

Hmm...what the--

kitchen's a mess.

Something wrong here.

Coffee?

Coffee?
Where's the coffee?

Hello, coffee!

What happened
to all the coffee?!

Uh...

Both: We drank
it all.

You drank
the coffee?

[Laughing]

You two drank
the coffee?

[Laughing nervously]

[Laughing]

Where did I go wrong?

I thought I was
a good father.

I thought I brought
you kids up right.

You see, kids,

coffee is what
we adults need

to get started
in the morning.

It's the key
to our ignition.

You kids don't need it.

No, you've got youth.

We adults
need the coffee.

But now,
all we have is...

This!

Empty!

A mere shell
of its former self.

I've seen some
pretty horrible things

in my life,

but this...

This is just...

Sick!

[Sobbing]

[Groggily]
Uh, what's
the matter, dear?

[Whispering]

[Voice shaking]
No.

No!

[Sobbing]

Huh?

Ah!

Gracias, Juan.

It's all right.

Oh, honey!

[Sniff]

Coffee!

Look, kids!
Coffee!

I'll take mine
black,

with plenty
of cream and sugar!

Everything is going
to be ok!

We had coffee
after all.

But what if we didn't?

Hi. I'm miss
pretty puff pony!

And i'm
baby pretty puff.

What up,
baby pretty puff?

Nothing.

I'm waiting
for the pony
puff Princess

to come over
so we can play.

Yoo hoo!

I'm over here
at dream puff castle!

Hi, miss pretty
puff pony.

Hi, baby pretty puff.

Gee, pony puff
Princess,

you're so pretty.

I think we're
all pretty.

[All giggling]

Gee, you've got
pretty hair,

pony puff Princess.

I'll comb it
all nice with the
pretty puff comb.

And I'm going to brush
your tail with
the pretty puff brush.

[Sighing]

All: Pony puff
paradise!

[All sighing]

Woman: Oh, girls!

Anybody thirsty?

Ha ha, well,
I guess
that's a yes.

Ah...

I wish I was a real
pony puff Princess.

I could play
on rainbows all day,

and I would live
at the real
dream puff castle,

and baby pretty puff
and miss pretty puff pony

could brush me and brush me
and brush me!

Oh, pony puff Princess,

you're so beautiful!

Yeah, you're
the most pretty

pony puff
Princess ever!

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

[Crying]

Both: Pony puff
Princess,

what's the matter?

Why are you crying?

[Sobbing]

I want to be a real
pony puff Princess,

instead of just
pretending.

[Wailing]

Both: Oh!

Girl, are you
feeling all right?

No, I am not
feeling all right!

Hey!

Watch it, girl.
This is my house.

We don't play that
at my house, mmm-mm.

Well, I am
through playing.

I want to be a pony
puff Princess for real!

[Gasp]

Don't go there,
Dee Dee.

Go where?

The only place
I'm going is home.

[Crying]

You know, all that girl
ever does is scream.

[Bawling]

Dee Dee?

Dexter, you got
to make me
into a pony!

Use your
magic science
or something!

Silence, woman!

Why should
I make you into a...

Wait a minute.

I could always use
more data on horses

or a new way
to get around the lab.

Yah! Giddyap, pony!

Heh heh!

Come with me.

Stay there.

Ok.

Here we go.

Wow! I'm a real pony!

Oh, my gosh!
I can't believe it!

Wait till I tell
mee mee and Lee Lee.

Oh, wow!

I'll gallop
right over, and--and...

Hmm...

Well, this feels
different.

I'd better practice
a little first.

So, Dee Dee,

do you like
being a pony?

Oh, I do, I do!
I can't wait to show
mee mee and Lee Lee!

Good, good.
But first,

I'd like you
to help me
with something.

Here,
put these on.

No, way.

I'm a pony puff
Princess,

and I'm not wearing
your dirty, nasty
old saddle.

Hey!

Hi! I'm back!

Wow! Is that
really you,
Dee Dee?

Mm-hmm.

Gosh, Dee Dee,
you're so beautiful!

Uh, say, Dee Dee,

now that you're
a pony puff
Princess and all,

um...

Yeah, we were
wondering if--if...

You'd let us
ride you?

Well...

Since you're only
my favorite

pony puff friends
in the whole world,

I guess
the answer's yes!

Both: Yay!

Let's go, Dee Dee!

Giddyap!

[Girls giggling]

That was the best!

[Panting]

Aw, she's all
tired out.

Hey, I got
an idea! We could--

[whispering]

Oh, this is terrible!

First my brother,
and now my best friends.

Oh, I wish someone
would help me.

Pony puff Princess,
why are you crying?

Because everybody
keeps wanting
to ride me

and I'm tired.

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

You know, being
a pony puff Princess

isn't all sunshine
and butterflies.

Sometimes you got
to get tough

if you want
to be free.

Girls: Oh, Princess!

Your carriage
awaits.

No! I am a pony
puff Princess,

and I will be used
no more!

So long, girls!

What's up
with that?

Hey, have you girls
seen my sister?

Yeah, she just
freaked out
and ran off.

Come on!
We got to catch her!

Dexter:
Yoo-hoo, little pony!

Dexter?

We have come
to tame you,
once and for all.

Oh, no! Please
leave me alone!

Stop!

No one can tame
the pony puff Princess,

for hers is a spirit

that must run
free and wild.

So let her go,
or I'll eat you up!

[Snarling]

Oh, no!
Don't do that!

Yeah, um...

We're all done
riding now.

Then, go,
pony puff Princess!

Go and be free!

[Giggling]

Yes, be free,
Dee Dee!

Be free!

Ah! Time now
for a nice sit.

Hey, what do
I look like?

A chair?

No, "i" looks
like this.

[Laughing maniacally]

Oh, the power
my lab can create!

[Laughing maniacally]

Computer: Dexter,
I have urgent news.

Computer, do not
interrupt me when i--

but, Dexter--

but nothing!

But, Dexter--

no, no, computer.
Not now.

We will talk later.
Ok, bye.

Oh, hello, krunk.

Are you ready
to pound some sense

into that bad guy?

Hey, what gives?

What do you think
you are...

Ah!

Oh, computer.

This is what you were
trying to tell me.

If only I had paid
more attention to her.

If only I had listened,

then maybe
she wouldn't...

Oh, computer,
please forgive me.

It will be different
from now on,

I promise.

Oh, computer.

What will I do
without my lab,

my experiments?

Go outside?

No!

I will not sit back
and let fickle fate
decide my destiny.

I am Dexter.

I will use
my brilliant mind

to devise an alternative
power system

to speed
the reactivation

of my laboratory.

Wish me luck,
my love.

Come forth,
mighty storms,

and know that science
is your master.

Let loose
your savage fury!

Truly, the awesome power

of a savage
white-water river

can provide
sufficient power.

Dad?

Mmm?

Where can I find
the nearest

raging white-water
river?

Well, there was
a small river

down by old man
stern's farm.

But they
rerouted that

to put in
a condo development.

What about
a creek?

They built
a multiplex
over that.

It's a mini-mall
a stream? Now.

A bog? Yogurt shop.

Well, where the heck
am I supposed to find
some water?

Where the elements
failed me,

here the natural world
shall bend to my will

and bring me...

Power!

Ah, it's working.

Huh? Hey,
what gives?

You guys better not
be slacking off,

or I...Ah!

Oh, their little
hamster bodies

just can't keep up.

Out!

Get out of here,

you bunch of lazy,
pellet-gobbling freeloaders!

Perhaps I was wrong
to put my faith

in the power
of nature.

Hmm...

That's it!

That's it! That's it!

Yes, it is working.

At last,
heh heh heh.

Nothing will stand
between me and my lab.

Hi!

What ya doin'?

Ah! Shut up,
woman!

Go away! Get!

Rude!

Ooh! What's that?

What?

No, Dee Dee! No!

Whoa!

Bye, Dexter!

I can't see!
I can't see!

Fresh fruits!

Get your fresh fruits
and vegetables!

Empty cardboard boxes!

Get your empty
cardboard boxes!

[Siren blaring]

[Tires screeching]

Time to take
the car out
for a little spin.

[Humming]

Hon?

When's the last time
we washed the car?

I am sorry, computer.

I tried. I--i have
failed you.

It will take
days, weeks

for you to restore
power yourself.

All is lost.

[Crying]

Hi, Dexter!

Hey, Dexter,
why are you

sitting here
in the dark,
all by yourself?

It's a beautiful
day outside.

You're spending
way too much time

on this old lab.

You should stop
and take the time

to smell the begonias.

Trust me, Dexter.

This is
for the best.

Oh!

Ah!

Maybe there
is something

to this
outdoorsy thing.

[Humming]

enter at
your own peril,

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab