02x33 - Sdrawkcab/The Continuum of Cartoon Fools/Sun, Surf, and Science

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dexter's Laboratory". Aired: April 27, 1996 – November 20, 2003.*
Watch/Buy Amazon  Merchandise


A child genius, whips up dazzling, world-saving inventions in his secret laboratory.
Post Reply

02x33 - Sdrawkcab/The Continuum of Cartoon Fools/Sun, Surf, and Science

Post by bunniefuu »

[Speaking backwards]

For...ward.

Forward.

Wow!

My reversa-belt
is a success!

I must make a note--
in order to be understood,

I must speak backwards

so that it sounds as though
I am speaking forward,

or it is forward so that
it sounds reversed?

Reverse.

Aah! No, robot! Wait!

[Speaking backwards]

I...mean...forward!

Forward.

Robot.

Yes, Dexter?

Please remind me
never to oil you again.

Yes, Dexter.

Stupid robot.
Who needs him?

It is time I start
looking out for myse-e-e-elf!

Whoa-oa-oa!

Reverse!

[Shouting backwards]

For...ward.

Reverse.

For...ward.

Reverse.

For...ward.

Reverse.

For...ward.

Reverse.

For...ward.

Whew! All this thirst
for knowledge

sure makes a guy hungry.

Time for a snack!

[Burp]

Ha ha ha!

[Burp]

Stupid robot.
Must have blown a fuse.

I had better get back to the
lab
and straighten things out.

Hey, Dex,
where's the fire?

Ha ha ha! Huh?

Hoagalicious!

Once I get
to the lab, I'll--

oh, there
you are, Dexter.

Be a dear and take
the trash out
for your mother.

But, mom...

The only "but"
in this conversation
is a spanked one.

Now get on it!

[Sniffing]

[Sniffing]

Ah!

Dexter, I thought
you said

you were taking
the trash outside!

[Speaking backwards]

Ugh...i don't
feel so good.

Ohh...

Dexter, what have I told you
about running on the stairs?!

Slow down! You're
going to hurt somebod--

oh! Aah!

[Crash]

Ah! Dee Dee!

[Speaking backwards]

Dee Dee!

[Speaking backwards]

Dee Dee!

Hi, Dexter.
Bye, Dexter.

[Speaking backwards]

She must be stopped,
but how?

The belt.

Freedom!

You! What do you
think you're doing?!

Do you have any idea
what trouble you
have been causing?

First I lose
my lunch,

and then mama's
going to k*ll me,

and dada's probably
in the hospital,

and another thing--

hey, what's that?

Ooh, this is
a pretty belt.

What does it do,
Dexter?

Aah!

Oof!

[Shouting backwards]

Aah!

Oof!

[Shouting backwards]

Aah!

Oof!

[Shouting backwards]

Aah!

Dee Dee, get out
of my laboratory!

Hmmph.

Now maybe I can get
a little work done.

[Snap]

Bwaa!

Bwaa!

Bwaa! Bwaa!

Bwaa! Bwaa!

Ah, yes, the test results
are optimal.

Hmm.

Ha ha ha.

What?

Huh? What a peculiar
phenomenon.

I have no time for that.

[Beeping]

What?

[Beeping]

Computer:
Scan complete.
Access approved.

What?!

Is there something
I can help you with?

Um...no.

Good. Then maybe
you can help me
by telling me

what the heck
you are doing
in my lab!

Always coming
and going
as you please,

never having
any consideration

for the other
people's privacy!

Barging in
and pushing
all of my buttons,

running crazy
all about the lab.

I do not know how
you keep getting in.

If only you could
learn to stay out

of my laboratory!

And stay out!

[Muttering]

Hi, Dexter.

Hey, Dee Dee.

I thought I told
you to stay out
of my lab!

What?

How did you
get in here?

The secret
transporter remote.

[Yodeling]

[Coughing]

Now stay out
of my lab!

Hello, Dexter.

Hello.

Uh...but I...
I thought...

Hi. Um...

I was just
wondering...

How you got
in here.

Oh.

[Whispering]
I got in through

the secret
refrigerator back.
Ha ha ha!

Oh. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

I have just
about had it

with your
shenanigans, Dee Dee!

Computer: Taste bud
sensors activated.

Computer, from now on,

I am on a diet.

Well, that's that.

Now I can get
some work done
in peace.

Hey, Dexter, can
you please pass
me the atomizer?

Ah, certainly.

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!

Aah!

All right! How did
you get in here?!

Did you
get in through

the -dimensional
spatial filter?

Yeah!

No.

Did you get in
through the secret

molecular disconfiguration
access port?

No.

Aha!

You came in through
the secret sky-port.

[Cooing]

You're kidding.

Cassius,
emergency exit!

It's a living.

Whew.

Aah!

Did you get in through

the carbon exacto
molecular separator?

No.

Did you get in through
the aquatic waste disposer?

No.

Did you get in through
the postal transfer unit?

Yes!

No.

This is it!
I know it!

Whoa.
Silly rabbit,

I just came in
through the secret
bookcase entrance.

Ah...oh, yes.
The mind of the k*ller.

Yes, hide
in plain sight.

Yes, of course!

Ha!

There! Now no one's
getting in!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hmm...yep,
no one's getting
into Dexter's lab now.

Uh, oh, my dear.

In my overwhelming zeal

to banish my sister
from the lab,

I have indeed
locked myself out.

Too blind was I not to foresee
the most piteous of fates.

I have thus performed
the ultimate tragic irony.

Surely I am the fool of fools
on the par with no other.

I am no better
than that stupid coyote

or that crazy duck.

Look at me!
Look at me!

I am locked in a continuum
of cartoon fools!

I am doomed to a life

of comic mishap adventures
and social indignations.

And now, here I stand
before you,

beaten, defeated,
and alone.

Perfect pal clem,
I have a dilemma.

What's that,
perfect pal Mitch?

To bonk
or not to bonk?

That is
the question.

How about not?

[Sniffing]

[Coughing]

Location--latitude north
by longitude west .

Code name--the beach.

The high number of sociological
character specimens

is quite noteworthy here.

For instance, the modern
family getting out of
the suburbs for a day,

old folks baking like
ceramic knick-knacks in the sun,

dudes and dudettes extolling
the virtues of hip,

little tykes--
aren't they cute?

Hey, wait a minute!
What's this?

Dee...dee.

She's coming
right towards me.

Hey! Plfft plfft...

And just where
is she going?

Who's he? And why is Dee Dee
hanging out with him?

Must have something to do
with his cool factor.

Gracious knows, I could use
a little updating.

Hmm, the boardwalk.

Hello, pretty
young thing.

Eww! Get away
from me, you nerd.

Lame doo, bro.

This haircut was a stupid idea.
What is it I'm missing?

Hmm...

Hey, Dee Dee, check out
these jams.

Oh, please.
Those shorts are
so -minutes-ago.

These shorts
are hot.

Sssss!

Give it up, man-dork.

What do I have to do
to be cool?

Huh?

Hey, that would impress Dee Dee.
Wonder where I sign up.

Surf shack,
here I come.

Oh, this must be
the place.

It's that surfer boy.

He must be signing up
for the contest
to impress Dee Dee, too.

I'll show him.

I'll take that,
if you don't mind.

It just so happens
i, mandark,

am a shoo-in to win
the surf contest
tomorrow.

You surf, mandark?

Honey,
where I'm from,

they call me
wave master.

Ok, see you
at the contest,
wave master.

Does anybody know
where I can get
a surfboard?

I'll show those guys.

Wow. Total wipeout.

What's going on?
I feel so very strange.

Mandark!

Mandark, you numskull!

Don't you know anything?

By human standards,
I know a lot.

Silence!

If you know so much,
you would have realized that

that was a rhetorical question
I was asking.

Well, this is all
beside the point.

The point is,
I am a tiki god,

master of fame
and fortune. Aah!

You see, mandark,
I've been watching you,

and the fact
of the matter is,

if you want
to impress people,

you should
use your own talents

and not try to copy
the talents of others.

My own talents?
Hey, I'm good
at science.

That's the ticket.

Ah...what happened?

The contest!

Announcer: The surfing contest
is about to begin.

All contestants
start lining up.

Hey, I don't see
surfer boy anywhere.

Hi, mandark.

Dee Dee, what are you
doing here?

I'm in the surf
contest,

and I'm going to
blow you away.

On your Mark,
get set, go!

No, Dee Dee!
There's booby traps! Wait!

Don't worry, Dee Dee.
I'll save you.

Dee Dee's headed
right for a booby trap.

Whew!

Uh-oh!

You idiot!
It's me--mandark.

Oops. Sorry.

Now where
did she go?

Uh!

Dee Dee, look out!
It's a mine field!

Wah!

Dee Dee, my love, fear not,
for I will rescue you.

Help! I'm drowning!
Help!

Uh-oh.

Help! I'm drowning!
Help! I'm drowning!

Help! I'm drowning!

Announcer: And here comes
the winner, folks.

It's Dee Dee!

[Cheering]

Thanks for saving
my life.

No problem, dude.

That was some pretty
radical surfing.

Aw, shucks.
It was nothing.

In fact, if you want,
we can go to my lab,

where I have
a fully operational
indoor wave pool

and practice
all we want.

That would be
the b*mb, dude.

[Cheering]

enter at your own peril.

Past the vaulted door where
impossible things may happen

that the world's
never seen before...

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab
Post Reply