02x34 - Big Bots/Gooey Aliens That Control Your Mind/Misplaced in Space

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dexter's Laboratory". Aired: April 27, 1996 – November 20, 2003.*
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A child genius, whips up dazzling, world-saving inventions in his secret laboratory.
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02x34 - Big Bots/Gooey Aliens That Control Your Mind/Misplaced in Space

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♪ La la la la la

♪ la la la la

♪ la la la la la

[stomp]

[Stomp]

[Stomp]

[Stomp]

Dexter's home!

H-i-i-i-i-i,
Dexter!

[Sigh]

Hello, Dee Dee.

So, uh,
how did the battle

with the giant
monster go?

I thought you would
never ask!

Ok, so there I was--

the giant monster's
attacking the city,

and I bravely
step over and say,

"hey, you monster!
Stop it!"

But just then--

ack!--it's got me!

But I break free!

And pound! Bam!
And hiyah!

I save the day.

Dexter, your giant robot
is the coolest!

Build me one!

Ahha ha ha ha!

Build you
a giant robot!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

You just don't want to
'cause you can't.

Aaah ha ha ha!

Ahem.

Dee Dee?

Let the building begin!

[Racheting]

[Crackle]

[Clang clang clang]

[Whines]

[Gulp gulp]

[Machinery noises]

Aaah!

Oh, Dexter, Dexter,
it's perfect!

It is, isn't it?

I really have
outdone myself.

So, Dee Dee,
what do you say?

Oh, thank you,
thank you,

this is the best
gift ever!

Gift? Ha ha!
You can't have it.

I just built it
to show you that
I could.

Gift?
You silly girl.

Oh, well. Time to
take it apart.

You can't!

Oh, ho ho!
But I can.

[Alarm]

Computer:
Warning. Warning.

Dexter, populated
volcanic island off the coast

about to erupt.

People in danger.

Dee Dee, you are not
taking that robot out, are you?

No.
Of course not.

Oh, ok. Just checking.
I'm off, then.

Aha,
thar she blows!

Greetings, villagers.

I am dexbot,

and I will be
rescuing you today.

Hi, I'm Dee Dee.
Nice to meet you.

Dee Dee!

Oh, hi, Dexter.
What took you so long?

Never mind me.

How did you
get here so fast?

Duh, warp jets.

You built them,
silly.

Oh, yeah.

Well, use your stupid
warp jets and go away!

I have islanders
to save!

Well,
I'm gonna help.

No, you're not!
You'll just mess
things up!

I will not!

Will too!

Will not!
Will too!

Will not!
Will too!

Will not!
Will too!

[Boom]

Aw, geez!
The volcano!

We nearly forgot!

Ok, Dee Dee.
You can help.

I'll plug up
the volcano

and you get the people
to safety.

What?

No, Dee Dee! No!

Not in the water!

There's sharks in there!

Sharks?

Sharks!

Aaagh!

No, Dee Dee! No!

Get off, Dee Dee!

You are too big!

Good job, Dee Dee.

Now the people are back
on the island.

Dexter, look out!
There's a giant Boulder
above your head!

You stupid,
idiotic, lamebrain

moron dumbhead half-wit!

I told you
you'd mess things up!

Now what do we
plug the volcano with?

How about
your big self?

That's it.

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Speaking islander
language]

Big bots!

[Laughter]

Dexter: Ahh...

The wonders of outer space.

The planets, the moon,

the sheer scale of it all...

It is enough to
make me want

to wish upon a star.

In fact, I think
I'll do just that.

My sparkly little friends
in the heavens--

please Grant me but one
simple wish.

I want
an alien life form.

Thanks.

Settle down,
little trouper.

We need to find out
what you are made of.

Don't tell.

That is what
laboratories are for.

Sequencing DNA is one of
those simple pleasures in life.

Computer: No DNA detected
in alien containment container.

Impossible.
Unless--

it escaped.

Come back here!

Gotcha!

Drat.

[Slurping noise]

I swear,

you are the most
handsome president.

[Sniff sniff]

And you smell
like cherries.

[Alien voice]
Must build alien tranceiver.

[Slurp slurp]

Freeze! F.B.I.!

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

That's pretty unusual.

Hi, mom.
Nice blueprint.

Brush your teeth.

Hi, dad. I'm gonna go
brush my teeth.

[Alien voice]
Nice blueprint.

Help me with the table.

I cannot believe I have been
reduced to a plumber.

Wha--?

Mom! Dad!

Dee Dee, you have
exposed my secret--

duh, present,
ha ha...

For our beloved
parents' anniversary.

It is a gameroom.

Computer: Dexter,
alien life forms
detected in laboratory.

Must build
alien tranceiver.

Must contact
mother ship.

Must take you in
for reconditioning.

No! Dee Dee, no!

Oh, no!

You're not getting me
that easy!

Aah!

Hyah!

Now to reclaim my lab,
my family, and save the world

from being taken
over by aliens.

But how?

I just cannot think
in this confined space.

Much better.

Hmm...

Got it!

Zyborg, welcome
to the fold.

[Imitates alien voice]
Uh, your wish is my command.

Please help
your mother

with the tripolar
connections.

Yes, but first
I have to check

on the bipolar
connectors.

Yes, of course.

[Giggles]
They fell for it!

Now, which one to use?

Ah, yes--
the dextransformer.

I haven't used him since
the whole dodge ball incident.

But he should do just fine.

Where is zyborg?

He is checking the
bipolar connectors.

There are no
bipolar connectors.

Dexter:
Yo, aliens!

You picked the wrong day
to take overthis

sister unit,
destroy zyborg.

Grrr...

Bring it on, sister!

[Crash]

Now it's my turn.

Your time is up, earthling.

Oh!

[Crash]

Ugh...

Oh...

Ok, you alien scum.

It is time for you
to come in pieces.

Die!

Bring

it on

earthling.

Aaaaaahhhh!

How is everybody doing?

Man, this flu stuff
hits you hard.

Mm-hmm.

You said it.

Heh heh heh.
The flu. Right.

Heh heh heh.

No.

It's called
"the fanciful
unicorn."

Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.

Oh, yeah?

Likeyou
any dances,
Dexter.

[Music plays]

Yes. It is called
"the robot."

Word.

Dexter, voice-over:
I am a sl*ve,

forced to work in awful
conditions with other slaves

from other worlds.

I find myself curious.

I find myself scared.

I find myself...

Hey, Dexter!

Dexter?

Dexter?

Dexter!

Dexter?

Oh, Dexter?

Dexter!

Dexter?

Dexter?

Dexter?

Dexter?

Where the heck can he be?

Dexter?

Dexter?

Uh...hi.

I would like a bowl
of glorios.

Please?

Mmm, foul-smelling gruel.

Heh heh...
That was my second choice.

My compliments to
the chef

for this fine example
of alien cuisine.

[Slurp slurp]

Gork.

Heh heh heh...

How I love to share.

Hey, dad!

[Glass shatters]

Yes, Dee Dee?
What is it?

Hey, dad,
have you
seen Dexter?

Hmm. Dexter...

Oh, yes.

Isn't that him
in the garden?

Waaah!

Hey, Dexter!

Hey, Dexter, dad said
that you were out...

Here.

Hey, mom!

[Dishes shatter]

Yes...dee Dee?

What is it?

Have you seen
Dexter?

Dexter...

Uh...

Oh, yes! I think
I saw him

in the fridge.

Hey, Dexter, mom said
she saw you in...

Here.

Gork.

What?

Gork.

What is it you are
trying to say?

Gork.

Ok, ok. Let me get out
my translator watch.

Gork.

Food.

Yeah, yeah, food!

You ate mine, yours,

and everybody else's!

Gork.

You can't still
be hungry.

Gork.

Wh-why are you looking at me
like that?

Gork!

You don't want to
eat me.

I am all skin and bones.

Tough and chewy, see?

Aah! Cut that out!

Besides, I wouldn't fit
in that tiny mouth of yours.

Gork!

Aaagh!

Hey, computer!

Computer: Dee Dee, you know
you're not supposed to be
in the laboratory.

Hey, computer,
have you seen Dexter?

Dee Dee, you know
you're not supposed to be
in the laboratory.

There he is!

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Dexter, where have you been?
You had me worried sick!

I've been looking all over
the place for you.

Dee Dee,
that is not Dexter.

If that's not Dexter,

then who is it,
miss circuit pants?

That is a box.

That's it!

Look, you--

something's going on here,
and you better tell me,

or else--

or else what,
Dee Dee?

Or else I'll just have
topl

[beeps]

Since you put it that way,

systems indicate that Dexter is
not present in the lab,

or on this planet,
for that matter.

He was last located in
the transporter and disappeared
from tracking.

I have no way of locating him
to transport him back.

It seems, Dee Dee,
that you must follow his path
through the transporter

and bring him back
to the lab.

Wow!

♪ I'm going on a mission!
I'm going on a mission ♪

♪ I'm going on--

Dee Dee?

Please report
to the preparation bay
for suit-up procedures.

Suit up?

Suit up!

[Crashing noises]

Huh?

Whew.

I'm bad,
and it feels good.

Ok, poop head.
Drop my little brother.

You want something to eat?

Come and get it.

Dinner is served.

[Slurp slurp]

Come, little man.
I'll take you home.

Computer, two
for transportation
back to the lab.

Say it!
No.

Say it!
No.

Say it!
No.

Say it!
No!

Hey! Why won't
you thank me

for saving
your life?

Because, my dear
sweet sister,

it was all your fault I was
there in the first place!

Whatcha talkin' about,
Dexter?

Come,
I will show you.

I was in
my transporter

making minor
adjustments,

like so,

then you came
dancing into the lab

as usual.

And then you pushed
that button

that sent me off

to that awful,
awful alien planet!

Capisce?

Ooooh!

You meanthis

Dee Dee, no!

Dexter?

Dexter?

Hmm...

Dexter!

enter at
your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments... ♪

♪ There is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab
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