03x09 - Joyride

[bunniefuu]

[imitating plane engine]

♪ Come with me to the Inkwell Isles
It's just off the coast, maybe miles ♪

♪ Where there's good and there's bad
And then there's in-between ♪

♪ With Cuphead and Mugman
You'll see what I mean ♪

♪ Ice cream and rockets
Trouble never ends ♪

♪ Watch these ding-dongs
As they make new friends ♪

♪ They'll need some help
Just to stay on track ♪

♪ Oh no, there's that guy!
You better watch your back! ♪

-♪ So if you're looking for fun ♪
-♪ Yes, we're looking for fun ♪

-♪ And a dash of heebie-jeebies ♪
-♪ We've got the heebie-jeebies ♪

♪ Pack your bags and let's go
Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪

[plays mellow coda]

[upbeat jazz plays]

[music box lullaby plays]

[Cuphead snoring]

-[firecrackers bang, whistle]
-[both scream]

[shouts] What's happening?!

[shouts] I don't know!

-[Elder Kettle laughing]
-[boys coughing]

[both] Elder Kettle?!

But you hate fireworks.

Well, outside, yeah. But we're inside!

Now, you boys ready for a day of fun?

Here's your presents.

But it's not Christmas.

So?

[boys] Eh.

Ooh!

Wow!

Is the whole day of fun
gonna be fireworks themed?

Nope.

-[firecrackers bang, whistle]
-[both scream]

[upbeat jazz music plays]

[music slows to a stop]

Ugh, yuck!

Hey, these are all burnt.

-Well, can't win 'em all, boys.
-[jazz resumes]

Heeya!

Always have a plan B.

But you never share your cookies.

Are you feelin' all right?

Never better.

[chuckles]

-Day of fun!
-[boys] Yay!

Oh!

What's this?

Well, well. Not bad, old man.

Okay, fellas. Day of fun!

[tires screech]

[car approaches]

Hey, goat! Day of fun!

Ya in?

[bleats]

[all] Day of fun!

-[backfires]
-[horn honks]

Hey, look! No hands!

Can we go a little slower?

What's that? Faster?

Slower!

[laughs, whistles]

-[horn honks]
-[boys] Whoa!

-[tires screech]
-[boys] Oh!

What are we doin' at the glasses shop?

You just let
your ol' Elder Kettle do the talkin'.

[bell rings]

How can I help you, gentlemen?

Three pairs of your most
expensive sunglasses, please.

[shrieks]

Is that a goat?

[bleats]

Better make it four pairs.

[upbeat jazz plays]

♪ When the world is sayin' no
Don't waste your time feelin' low ♪

♪ Click your heels, go, go, go
And dance across a rainbow ♪

That was amazing!

How did you know Chalice's song?

And how come
you can charm Screwdriver Lady?

You still haven't figured it out, have ya?

It's me, Chalice.

I possessed your Elder Kettle.

Day of fun.

Banana oil.

Nice try, Elder Kettle.

Hmm.

Okay. Then, if I'm not Chalice,

how would I know you two
broke into a cookie factory

and got thrown into the ol' Hooba Dooba?

Shh! Elder Kettle doesn't know
we got thrown into the ol' Hooba Dooba.

Yeah. And Hooba Dooba's not even a thing.

[both gasp]

[both] It is Chalice!

Heya, ding-dongs.

[both scream]

[screams]

You're possessing Elder Kettle?

That's right, fellas.

Day of fun!

Boy, oh boy!

Not "boy, oh boy!"

She took over Elder Kettle
and didn't tell us.

She's been playing us for fools all day.

Well, now you know.

Huh. Well, I guess you're right.

[Elder Kettle and boys] Day of fun!

-[spine cracks]
-[groans]

Ooh! There goes Elder Kettle's bad back.

Eeh, ah, oh!

So much for our day of fun.

We don't need Elder Kettle
to have our day of fun.

[both] You mean you can possess anyone?

You bet your sweet striped straws!

Now, goat, you watch
Elder Kettle while we're gone, okay?

[bleats]

Great! Let's go!

Day of fun!

[groans]

-[gasps]
-[bleats]

[shrieks]

Waking up in the city
with no memory of how I got here?

Empty gas t*nk?

Money gone?

Kettle, you old rascal.

You still got it.

[jazz plays]

[clerk] Three root beers.

Hey, where did Chalice go?

I don't know.
She was just here a second ago.

Hmm.

Well, I'm sure she won't mind
if we start without her.

Go ahead.

After you.

Well, you always take the first sip.

It's your thing! Remember?

Oh, of course Mugsy remembers. [chuckles]

And I'm Mugsy.

-Ah-ha!
-What?

The real Mugsy always drinks
his root beer floats in one gulp.

Face it, Mugsy. You're Chalice.

All right. Ya got me.

[groans]

Oh. Hey, Chalice.

Ooh, Root beer!

[all] Day of fun!

[gulps] Ah…

[yelps]

Brain freeze!

[lively jazz plays]

[no audible laughter]

[no audible laughter]

[no audible laughter]

[tap dancing]

[no audible laughter]

[bell jingles]

[no audible laughter]

[no audible laughter]

Yow!

[all laugh]

Wow! This really was a day of fun.

You said it.

I wonder what fun tomorrow will bring.

Hey, look!

Let's get our fortunes
and maybe we'll find out.

[all laugh]

-[hypnotic music plays]
-[bell rings]

"Your lack of common sense
will be your undoing." Huh.

Well, that's no help.
What about yours, Mugsy?

Mine says, "You're one tough cookie."

It's not a clue, but it is true.
[chuckles]

Hey, what does yours say, Chalice?

It's nothin'.

It's just some silly nonsense.

Uh… Hey! You guys wanna get
some cotton candy?

[both] Boy, do we!

Come on!

-[boys laugh]
-You two go on ahead. I'll be right there.

[suspenseful music plays]

[dings]

Uh, Boss wants to see ya.

[Ms. Chalice sighs]

Yeah, I figured.

[elevator dings]

[closing theme music plays]